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(MSNBC)   Can Brian Urlacher and the stingy Bears defense stop Arian Foster and the Houston Texans? Can a battle between 7-1 behemoths spawn a separate Sunday Night Football thread? Answers start at 8:20pm ET on NBC   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1019
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2012-11-11 08:42:22 PM  

Killer Cars: eddievercetti: Sideline penalty? Wat?

I envisioned the entire Houston bench went to midfield after the recovery and performed some gangnam style dance number.


The HEEEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY was on before the game.
 
2012-11-11 08:42:56 PM  

ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).


That is a really interesting perspective. Please talk longer next time sweetheart.
 
2012-11-11 08:43:03 PM  
Why is Tillman the only player in the NFL that has figured out this "punch the ball and get it on the ground" thing?
 
2012-11-11 08:43:05 PM  
Did Al say Big Ho?
 
2012-11-11 08:43:46 PM  
Of course Johnson has fewer yards. He's not the only thing the Texans have anymore.
 
2012-11-11 08:43:48 PM  

ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).


So you're terrible human beings?
 
2012-11-11 08:43:58 PM  

bulldg4life: Why is Tillman the only player in the NFL that has figured out this "punch the ball and get it on the ground" thing?


He is one of the few that can risk it and still get the tackle if it doesn't work.
 
2012-11-11 08:44:23 PM  

IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?


Some people just like watching the world burn.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:06 PM  

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


Or flood.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:07 PM  
Nice stop there, Tillman.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:20 PM  

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


It's why I became a lawyer
 
2012-11-11 08:45:25 PM  
Texans FG is GOOD, 3-0 Houston 8:14 1st
 
2012-11-11 08:45:39 PM  

ariseatex: Some people just like watching the world burn.


I missed my calling. :-/
 
2012-11-11 08:45:44 PM  

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


or go around
 
2012-11-11 08:45:48 PM  
FG is good, the Houston Non-Cutlers go up 3-0.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:57 PM  
It's good!

3-0 HOU
 
2012-11-11 08:46:29 PM  
Christ. Defense did all right, considering where they started.
 
2012-11-11 08:47:34 PM  

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.

Or flood.


"God is my co-troll" - Meteorologist
 
2012-11-11 08:48:06 PM  
Squib kick, you biatches.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:10 PM  
What was that kick?
 
2012-11-11 08:48:27 PM  
Don't kick it to Hester, just give us the ball on the 40.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:36 PM  

bulldg4life: Why is Tillman the only player in the NFL that has figured out this "punch the ball and get it on the ground" thing?


Say you're trying to do all of the things that a corner does in the NFL while trying to guard some of the fastest and most agile people in America. You know, read the play, figure out your assignment's route, when the ball was released and when it is going to get there. Shiat, the receiver caught it and now you have bring down an incredibly fast person because your job depends on it. Making sure a hand is free and correctly and accurately punching the ball is the last thing on your mind.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:37 PM  

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


i.chzbgr.com

Just wanted to announce to everyone that I am a god damn meteorologist.
 
2012-11-11 08:50:47 PM  

great_tigers: ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.

[i.chzbgr.com image 450x553]

Just wanted to announce to everyone that I am a god damn meteorologist.


Theres a lot of us in here tonight apparently. Woo!
 
2012-11-11 08:50:48 PM  

Captain Steroid: It's good!

3-0 HOU


are routing for the Texans too, because of Kubiak?
/i ams!
 
2012-11-11 08:50:53 PM  

thecpt: Say you're trying to do all of the things that a corner does in the NFL while trying to guard some of the fastest and most agile people in America. You know, read the play, figure out your assignment's route, when the ball was released and when it is going to get there. Shiat, the receiver caught it and now you have bring down an incredibly fast person because your job depends on it. Making sure a hand is free and correctly and accurately punching the ball is the last thing on your mind.


Why is he the only one that has figured it out, though?

Everybody in this thread has seen the "rip the ball out" move that DBs do when someone else is already wrapped up for the tackle. Why didn't anyone else think about punching the ball?
 
2012-11-11 08:52:19 PM  
Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right
 
rka
2012-11-11 08:52:35 PM  
Shaolin Temple eh? Where are they in the BCS?
 
2012-11-11 08:52:42 PM  

LunarAtom: great_tigers: ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.

[i.chzbgr.com image 450x553]

Just wanted to announce to everyone that I am a god damn meteorologist.

Theres a lot of us in here tonight apparently. Woo!


Not a meteorologist (can't do physics to save my life) but I am an Earth System Science major and I do tornado research using GIS.

Um... did that one guy say he was from Shaolin Temple?
 
2012-11-11 08:52:50 PM  
well thank God Tillman did show for tonight...

Hey Cutler is running better than he's throwing!
 
2012-11-11 08:52:51 PM  

bulldg4life: thecpt: Say you're trying to do all of the things that a corner does in the NFL while trying to guard some of the fastest and most agile people in America. You know, read the play, figure out your assignment's route, when the ball was released and when it is going to get there. Shiat, the receiver caught it and now you have bring down an incredibly fast person because your job depends on it. Making sure a hand is free and correctly and accurately punching the ball is the last thing on your mind.

Why is he the only one that has figured it out, though?

Everybody in this thread has seen the "rip the ball out" move that DBs do when someone else is already wrapped up for the tackle. Why didn't anyone else think about punching the ball?


They do. Just not as well.
 
2012-11-11 08:52:52 PM  
"Shaolin Temple" - I lol'd
 
2012-11-11 08:52:54 PM  
One Cutler tackle
 
2012-11-11 08:53:02 PM  

steamingpile: Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right


yes, when the emo is not visible!
 
2012-11-11 08:53:35 PM  
Devin Hester, you are an idiot.
 
2012-11-11 08:53:55 PM  
Why Hester belongs on defense. Great athlete but not too bright. Don't stop when you just need a yard.
 
2012-11-11 08:54:08 PM  
Fourth and 2xFavre.
 
2012-11-11 08:54:16 PM  

Bunny Deville: Um... did that one guy say he was from Shaolin Temple?


Yes he did
 
2012-11-11 08:54:29 PM  
A bonus thread? nice.
 
2012-11-11 08:54:36 PM  
4th & Favre
 
2012-11-11 08:54:44 PM  

steamingpile: Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right


I'd be having spasms too if I was stuck outside in that sh*t weather when I could be bundled up inside f*cking Kristin Cavallari.
 
rka
2012-11-11 08:55:09 PM  
Bear weather!!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:10 PM  
Aw fucj
 
2012-11-11 08:55:11 PM  

MBK: Jubeebee: MBK: The weather is gonna be a biatch today. Either way, BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

It's been raining for a couple of hours now, and the Park District hasn't covered the field. It's going to be a mess out there.

The Chicago Park District is the only park district in the world that ever had a press conference to state that Solider Field has the best field in the NFL, after a game in which everyone saw how terrible the field was.


Corruption? In Chicago?
 
2012-11-11 08:55:12 PM  
Texans Ball!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:12 PM  
LMFAO. Get the first down, and fumble it away!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:14 PM  
Bears fumble again, WOW
 
2012-11-11 08:55:14 PM  
Oh just damn you all to hell, Texans.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:18 PM  
HOLY fark, really?
 
2012-11-11 08:55:18 PM  
FUMBLE!
 
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