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(MSNBC)   Can Brian Urlacher and the stingy Bears defense stop Arian Foster and the Houston Texans? Can a battle between 7-1 behemoths spawn a separate Sunday Night Football thread? Answers start at 8:20pm ET on NBC   (nbcsports.msnbc.com) divider line 1019
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2012-11-11 05:35:31 PM
BRING IT!!!

Go Bears!
 
2012-11-11 05:49:11 PM
I'm a little worried, since the Bears' offense hasn't exactly been a shining jewel. But this game should say a lot about what they're made of.

Ack. Sorry. What I meant to say was..

thumbnails.hulu.com

Da Bears.. 87, Houston.. 6.
 
2012-11-11 05:52:45 PM
Go Texans!

/Packer fan
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 05:57:55 PM
The weather is gonna be a biatch today. Either way, BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
2012-11-11 06:03:38 PM
Submitter, you are an idiot. Foster has had a craptacular year thus far. He falls down all over the place, misses his cuts, and looks like he is hitting the 3-year wall for the average NFL RB. The star of the Texans is JJ Watt. Not Captain Check Down (Schaub) or Foster. The defense is what carries the team until the offense can get its feet under them.

/texans fan
 
2012-11-11 07:10:56 PM
The game is so big we get our own thread? Awesome!
 
2012-11-11 07:12:13 PM

big_pth: He falls down all over the place,


Like that Benson fellow used to do in Chicago.
 
2012-11-11 07:15:09 PM

MBK: The weather is gonna be a biatch today. Either way, BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


It's been raining for a couple of hours now, and the Park District hasn't covered the field. It's going to be a mess out there.
 
2012-11-11 07:29:59 PM

Jubeebee: It's going to be a mess out there.


Bears football.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:39:11 PM

Jubeebee: MBK: The weather is gonna be a biatch today. Either way, BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

It's been raining for a couple of hours now, and the Park District hasn't covered the field. It's going to be a mess out there.


The Chicago Park District is the only park district in the world that ever had a press conference to state that Solider Field has the best field in the NFL, after a game in which everyone saw how terrible the field was.
 
2012-11-11 07:44:01 PM
GO TEXANS!!!

God, I hope my stomach quits hurting. Been eating clean for the last 3 months, had 2 slices of pizza and now I feel like Hulk punched me as hard as he could.
 
2012-11-11 07:46:47 PM
Go Faith Hill's Skirt!
 
2012-11-11 07:51:40 PM
Denver fan, but Urlacher is from my home state. Dude is a beast, even this late in his career. Go Bears!!
 
2012-11-11 07:53:26 PM
I've only got this to say:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-11-11 07:55:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 07:56:28 PM
It all depends on which Jay Cutler shows up.
 
2012-11-11 07:57:07 PM
And the current radar image from NOAA. Looks like it is going to a messy one.
 
2012-11-11 07:58:50 PM
i4.ytimg.com

"This is not over, Bears!" 
 
2012-11-11 08:00:57 PM

PaulieattheTap: And the current radar image from NOAA. Looks like it is going to a messy one.


I know how you boys like them, extra sloppy!
v017o.popscreen.com
 
2012-11-11 08:00:58 PM
DA BEARS!!!!

maybe good Cutler will show up tonight?
 
2012-11-11 08:05:21 PM
Texans... woo! I love me some Brooks Reed on my D!
 
2012-11-11 08:06:27 PM
Bears. Let's do this.
 
2012-11-11 08:09:05 PM

RaistlinsLegacy: DA BEARS!!!!

maybe good Cutler will show up tonight?


Night game that is not MNF = bad Cutler.
 
2012-11-11 08:10:18 PM
My prediction? Matt Forte will be held to under 14 touchdowns.

/Da Bears
 
2012-11-11 08:10:54 PM
oi45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 08:15:36 PM
Game ended in a tai

www.thecentreofattention.org
 
2012-11-11 08:16:04 PM
......And the Rams give the tie to the Niners..
.ughhh
 
2012-11-11 08:17:57 PM
LETS GO BEARS
 
2012-11-11 08:19:04 PM
Bear weather!

Where else do they celebrate this crap?
 
2012-11-11 08:20:55 PM
Every sporscaster has picked the Bears to win. This is bad news, for the Bears.
 
2012-11-11 08:21:11 PM
Well the other game ended just in time for minidress. I'm not sure this game can be more entertaining than what we just witnessed, but I'm willing to give it a try.
 
2012-11-11 08:21:24 PM
My goodness Faith has some nice legs.
 
2012-11-11 08:22:02 PM
Woo Faith!
 
2012-11-11 08:22:46 PM
i513.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 08:24:24 PM
Jumping to the new game thread. Probably will root for the Bears for this one, since, well, my partner is a textbook bear.
 
2012-11-11 08:24:39 PM
Remember, nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.

/so I've heard.
 
2012-11-11 08:26:32 PM
Going with a classic.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 08:26:54 PM
This is may be the first time this year that I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night. But let me finally watch the local post game show for my Patriots and try to catch up over the next hour or so.
 
2012-11-11 08:28:10 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 08:28:51 PM
fark the Bears.
 
2012-11-11 08:29:00 PM
Sounds like these guys are using the same arrangement of the Anthem I learned in college. Cool!
 
2012-11-11 08:29:13 PM
West Point: "Oh say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..."
Partner: "Well it does if you keep shaking it like that."
 
2012-11-11 08:29:22 PM
Nice National Anthem.

/very nice
 
2012-11-11 08:29:42 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-11 08:29:50 PM
Is Tillman playing
 
2012-11-11 08:30:25 PM
thanks for serving veterans and soldiers
 
2012-11-11 08:30:59 PM

MBTAhole: Is Tillman playing


Sounds like it.
 
2012-11-11 08:31:07 PM
Kashmir, even if it might be the Sample That Does Not Exist, is still cool to hear.
 
2012-11-11 08:31:12 PM
Tonight...

www.feistees.com
 
2012-11-11 08:31:21 PM

mikaloyd: thanks for serving veterans and soldiers


They were delicious.
 
2012-11-11 08:31:22 PM
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOSEBALL!?
 
2012-11-11 08:31:26 PM

MBTAhole: Is Tillman playing


They showed him in on the sidelines
 
2012-11-11 08:31:29 PM

alwaysjaded: GO TEXANS!!!

God, I hope my stomach quits hurting. Been eating clean for the last 3 months, had 2 slices of pizza and now I feel like Hulk punched me as hard as he could.


I see your problem. You stopped eating pizza.
 
2012-11-11 08:31:34 PM
Texans fumble, 7 seconds in!
 
2012-11-11 08:31:38 PM
FAIL TEXANS

FAIL
 
2012-11-11 08:31:40 PM
Wow
 
2012-11-11 08:31:43 PM
SLOP BOWL BEGINS with a bang.

/FUMBLE
 
2012-11-11 08:31:44 PM
Wow, really Houston?
 
2012-11-11 08:31:50 PM
LOL GAME STARTING OFF PRETTY OK
 
2012-11-11 08:31:53 PM
Bears ball! O_O
 
2012-11-11 08:31:54 PM

ariseatex: Texans fumble, 7 seconds in!


Think he was down.
 
2012-11-11 08:31:54 PM
hes down
 
2012-11-11 08:31:58 PM
He's obviously down.
 
2012-11-11 08:32:02 PM
Fumble on the opening kickoff. Cue up the Boots Randolph; this is gonna be a slippy and slidey one.
 
2012-11-11 08:32:06 PM
HERE COMES THE PAIN
 
2012-11-11 08:32:07 PM
hes down
 
2012-11-11 08:32:10 PM
Weather induced hilarity
 
2012-11-11 08:32:16 PM
Seemed pretty clearly down. But why bother with that, get the Bears a cheap TD!

/only if by Cutler and/or Forte
 
2012-11-11 08:32:18 PM
No fumble. Runner was down.
 
2012-11-11 08:32:18 PM
Nope, this will be a successful challenge.
 
2012-11-11 08:32:32 PM

Neondistraction: alwaysjaded: GO TEXANS!!!

God, I hope my stomach quits hurting. Been eating clean for the last 3 months, had 2 slices of pizza and now I feel like Hulk punched me as hard as he could.

I see your problem. You stopped eating pizza.



Or, at some point in the past, he let the Hulk punch him in the stomach....
Can't be good for you
 
2012-11-11 08:32:38 PM
Oh, come on, let this be a turnover...
 
2012-11-11 08:32:41 PM
One butt equals one knee.
 
2012-11-11 08:32:50 PM

Captain Steroid: Bears ball! O_O


www.jppredicts.com
 
2012-11-11 08:33:01 PM
I'd just like to know what in the hell was going on in the StL/49ers game. Those referees wasted, at least, 3 minutes throughout that game.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:06 PM
All turnovers are reviewed? Didn't realize that. But it's not going to be a turnover either way.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:06 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-11 08:33:06 PM
Rain is nothing. I want another Fog Bowl.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:12 PM
OK, yeah, he's down. But still. Not bad.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:20 PM

cameroncrazy1984: One butt equals one knee.


were both cheeks down?
 
2012-11-11 08:33:27 PM
I mean, I don't even know how the refs make the fumble call unless they're still not really "in the game."
 
2012-11-11 08:33:30 PM
Come on just let the call stand...come onnnnnnnnn
 
2012-11-11 08:33:37 PM

bulldg4life: I'd just like to know what in the hell was going on in the StL/49ers game. Those referees wasted, at least, 3 minutes throughout that game.


And both teams wasted the remaining 72 minutes.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:50 PM
Plus I missed out on the tied tie game? LOLOLOLOL
 
2012-11-11 08:33:56 PM
Runner sat down, no fumble.
 
2012-11-11 08:34:10 PM
 
2012-11-11 08:34:26 PM

Neondistraction: alwaysjaded: GO TEXANS!!!

God, I hope my stomach quits hurting. Been eating clean for the last 3 months, had 2 slices of pizza and now I feel like Hulk punched me as hard as he could.

I see your problem. You stopped eating pizza.


Yup. Temporary, of course.

/ lucked out on that one.
 
2012-11-11 08:34:26 PM
I like how the HOU offense and CHI defense are out there waiting for the refs to figure it out.
 
2012-11-11 08:34:30 PM
Nevermind. Texans ball. -_-
 
2012-11-11 08:34:35 PM
Really wished the Rams would've dumped on the Niners, BUT they didn't lose, so it's a quasi victory. Now, I hope to see Chicago win. Smith put together a hell of a defense for the Rams in 1999 and I wanna see him be as successful as possible for the rest of his career.
 
2012-11-11 08:34:45 PM

Killer Cars: cameroncrazy1984: One butt equals one knee.

were both cheeks down?


Doesn't matter, the infield fly rule wasn't in effect
 
2012-11-11 08:35:42 PM

Polish Hussar: Killer Cars: cameroncrazy1984: One butt equals one knee.

were both cheeks down?

Doesn't matter, the infield fly rule wasn't in effect


Ass-on-ground.= ground rule double
 
2012-11-11 08:35:48 PM

Polish Hussar: Killer Cars: cameroncrazy1984: One butt equals one knee.

were both cheeks down?

Doesn't matter, the infield fly rule wasn't in effect


Three second rule in the paint was though.
 
2012-11-11 08:35:53 PM

muck4doo: Anyone looking for a job?


Sure! :D

My first order of business: trade Vick to the Jets for Tim Tebow. XD
 
2012-11-11 08:35:55 PM
Wipe the lens, cameraman
 
2012-11-11 08:35:56 PM
Matt Schuab is up for homeliest starting qb for the 4th year in a row!
 
2012-11-11 08:36:00 PM
Windshield wipers on the cameras please!

/much appreciated
 
2012-11-11 08:36:08 PM
Not EVEN getting that on Tillman!
 
2012-11-11 08:36:08 PM
andre johnson (theU) almost a great snatch!
 
2012-11-11 08:36:22 PM
Brave to be throwing it like that.
 
2012-11-11 08:36:32 PM
3-and-out...
 
2012-11-11 08:36:38 PM
Did anybody consider the feelings of the first thread before submitting this one?
 
2012-11-11 08:36:43 PM
3 and out.
 
2012-11-11 08:36:54 PM

seventypercent: Did anybody consider the feelings of the first thread before submitting this one?


No
 
2012-11-11 08:37:05 PM

Moodybastard: Polish Hussar: Killer Cars: cameroncrazy1984: One butt equals one knee.

were both cheeks down?

Doesn't matter, the infield fly rule wasn't in effect

Ass-on-ground.= ground rule double


infield fly rule
 
2012-11-11 08:37:06 PM
They kicked it to Hester.
 
2012-11-11 08:37:10 PM

Captain Steroid: muck4doo: Anyone looking for a job?

Sure! :D

My first order of business: trade Vick to the Jets for Tim Tebow. XD


Tebow will be flipping off the home crowd within three weeks.
 
2012-11-11 08:37:11 PM

MBTAhole: Matt Schuab is up for homeliest starting qb for the 4th year in a row!


Is your name Papa? Cause Peyton says, Thanks Papa.
 
2012-11-11 08:37:18 PM
They kicked to hester
 
2012-11-11 08:37:20 PM
Not bad, Hester.
 
2012-11-11 08:37:26 PM
Kicking to Devon Hester. ALWAYS a risky move.
 
2012-11-11 08:37:39 PM
Hester on a slippery field might be worth the ticket price all by himself tonight
 
2012-11-11 08:37:43 PM
Domingous High School?


tough neighborhood
 
2012-11-11 08:37:56 PM
Carimi vs Watt!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:03 PM
Fumble!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:05 PM
Fumble, Texans recover!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:07 PM
lollies
 
2012-11-11 08:38:08 PM
Cutler is smart to wear his hear like a rug. That way, when he does go bald on top he can just put a toupee on and nobody would know
 
2012-11-11 08:38:12 PM
Oh, WTF.
 
2012-11-11 08:38:12 PM
LOLOLOL Bears Fumble!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:14 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-11-11 08:38:18 PM
Dammit. I hate the Texans.
 
2012-11-11 08:38:18 PM
Slippery ball. Boing.
 
2012-11-11 08:38:18 PM
 
2012-11-11 08:38:22 PM
Now who forces all the fumbles?
 
2012-11-11 08:38:24 PM
Then that happened.
 
2012-11-11 08:38:25 PM
Turnover advantage Texans
 
2012-11-11 08:38:27 PM
LOL da fumbles
 
rka
2012-11-11 08:38:30 PM
Bear weather? Hah.
 
2012-11-11 08:38:31 PM
Texans ball!! Whooo hooo!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:32 PM
We're safer with the defense in anyway.


Dammit!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:34 PM
WOO!! Fumble!!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:34 PM
That's great, but I need that from the OTHER team
 
2012-11-11 08:38:43 PM
what the what the?FUMBLE!
 
2012-11-11 08:38:44 PM
Son of a biatch.
 
2012-11-11 08:38:45 PM
Oh, yeah. This game's gonna be nuts. :P
 
2012-11-11 08:38:50 PM
Fumble-ia!
 
2012-11-11 08:39:08 PM
Sideline penalty? Wat?
 
2012-11-11 08:39:14 PM
Lulz will be had this game no matter who wins.
 
2012-11-11 08:39:25 PM
They're going to move the Houston bench 15 yards? backwards?
 
2012-11-11 08:39:27 PM
Turnover Texans!!!!

/please withhold excesses
 
2012-11-11 08:39:38 PM
unsportsmanlike what?
 
2012-11-11 08:39:43 PM

mikaloyd: They kicked to hester


and shopped at Jared!
 
2012-11-11 08:40:08 PM
Wow, half these bears have names like GI Joes
 
2012-11-11 08:40:25 PM

MBTAhole: Wow, half these bears have names like GI Joes


A SALE! A SALE!
 
2012-11-11 08:40:34 PM

eddievercetti: Sideline penalty? Wat?


I envisioned the entire Houston bench went to midfield after the recovery and performed some gangnam style dance number.
 
2012-11-11 08:41:26 PM

MBTAhole: Wow, half these bears have names like GI Joes


Does that make Matt Schaub = Cobra Commander?
 
2012-11-11 08:41:34 PM
Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).
 
2012-11-11 08:41:35 PM

Moodybastard: MBTAhole: Wow, half these bears have names like GI Joes

A SALE! A SALE!


A, I have misquoted....
/12 yard penalty from the spot of the foul
 
2012-11-11 08:41:51 PM
No one was typing on third down.
 
2012-11-11 08:42:22 PM

Killer Cars: eddievercetti: Sideline penalty? Wat?

I envisioned the entire Houston bench went to midfield after the recovery and performed some gangnam style dance number.


The HEEEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY was on before the game.
 
2012-11-11 08:42:56 PM

ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).


That is a really interesting perspective. Please talk longer next time sweetheart.
 
2012-11-11 08:43:03 PM
Why is Tillman the only player in the NFL that has figured out this "punch the ball and get it on the ground" thing?
 
2012-11-11 08:43:05 PM
Did Al say Big Ho?
 
2012-11-11 08:43:46 PM
Of course Johnson has fewer yards. He's not the only thing the Texans have anymore.
 
2012-11-11 08:43:48 PM

ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).


So you're terrible human beings?
 
2012-11-11 08:43:58 PM

bulldg4life: Why is Tillman the only player in the NFL that has figured out this "punch the ball and get it on the ground" thing?


He is one of the few that can risk it and still get the tackle if it doesn't work.
 
2012-11-11 08:44:23 PM

IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?


Some people just like watching the world burn.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:06 PM

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


Or flood.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:07 PM
Nice stop there, Tillman.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:20 PM

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


It's why I became a lawyer
 
2012-11-11 08:45:25 PM
Texans FG is GOOD, 3-0 Houston 8:14 1st
 
2012-11-11 08:45:39 PM

ariseatex: Some people just like watching the world burn.


I missed my calling. :-/
 
2012-11-11 08:45:44 PM

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


or go around
 
2012-11-11 08:45:48 PM
FG is good, the Houston Non-Cutlers go up 3-0.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:57 PM
It's good!

3-0 HOU
 
2012-11-11 08:46:29 PM
Christ. Defense did all right, considering where they started.
 
2012-11-11 08:47:34 PM

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.

Or flood.


"God is my co-troll" - Meteorologist
 
2012-11-11 08:48:06 PM
Squib kick, you biatches.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:10 PM
What was that kick?
 
2012-11-11 08:48:27 PM
Don't kick it to Hester, just give us the ball on the 40.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:36 PM

bulldg4life: Why is Tillman the only player in the NFL that has figured out this "punch the ball and get it on the ground" thing?


Say you're trying to do all of the things that a corner does in the NFL while trying to guard some of the fastest and most agile people in America. You know, read the play, figure out your assignment's route, when the ball was released and when it is going to get there. Shiat, the receiver caught it and now you have bring down an incredibly fast person because your job depends on it. Making sure a hand is free and correctly and accurately punching the ball is the last thing on your mind.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:37 PM

ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.


i.chzbgr.com

Just wanted to announce to everyone that I am a god damn meteorologist.
 
2012-11-11 08:50:47 PM

great_tigers: ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.

[i.chzbgr.com image 450x553]

Just wanted to announce to everyone that I am a god damn meteorologist.


Theres a lot of us in here tonight apparently. Woo!
 
2012-11-11 08:50:48 PM

Captain Steroid: It's good!

3-0 HOU


are routing for the Texans too, because of Kubiak?
/i ams!
 
2012-11-11 08:50:53 PM

thecpt: Say you're trying to do all of the things that a corner does in the NFL while trying to guard some of the fastest and most agile people in America. You know, read the play, figure out your assignment's route, when the ball was released and when it is going to get there. Shiat, the receiver caught it and now you have bring down an incredibly fast person because your job depends on it. Making sure a hand is free and correctly and accurately punching the ball is the last thing on your mind.


Why is he the only one that has figured it out, though?

Everybody in this thread has seen the "rip the ball out" move that DBs do when someone else is already wrapped up for the tackle. Why didn't anyone else think about punching the ball?
 
2012-11-11 08:52:19 PM
Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right
 
rka
2012-11-11 08:52:35 PM
Shaolin Temple eh? Where are they in the BCS?
 
2012-11-11 08:52:42 PM

LunarAtom: great_tigers: ariseatex: IAmRight: ariseatex: Meteorologists love games like this.

We like any weather that messes with everyone's plans (without causing destruction, of course).

So you're terrible human beings?

Some people just like watching the world burn.

[i.chzbgr.com image 450x553]

Just wanted to announce to everyone that I am a god damn meteorologist.

Theres a lot of us in here tonight apparently. Woo!


Not a meteorologist (can't do physics to save my life) but I am an Earth System Science major and I do tornado research using GIS.

Um... did that one guy say he was from Shaolin Temple?
 
2012-11-11 08:52:50 PM
well thank God Tillman did show for tonight...

Hey Cutler is running better than he's throwing!
 
2012-11-11 08:52:51 PM

bulldg4life: thecpt: Say you're trying to do all of the things that a corner does in the NFL while trying to guard some of the fastest and most agile people in America. You know, read the play, figure out your assignment's route, when the ball was released and when it is going to get there. Shiat, the receiver caught it and now you have bring down an incredibly fast person because your job depends on it. Making sure a hand is free and correctly and accurately punching the ball is the last thing on your mind.

Why is he the only one that has figured it out, though?

Everybody in this thread has seen the "rip the ball out" move that DBs do when someone else is already wrapped up for the tackle. Why didn't anyone else think about punching the ball?


They do. Just not as well.
 
2012-11-11 08:52:52 PM
"Shaolin Temple" - I lol'd
 
2012-11-11 08:52:54 PM
One Cutler tackle
 
2012-11-11 08:53:02 PM

steamingpile: Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right


yes, when the emo is not visible!
 
2012-11-11 08:53:35 PM
Devin Hester, you are an idiot.
 
2012-11-11 08:53:55 PM
Why Hester belongs on defense. Great athlete but not too bright. Don't stop when you just need a yard.
 
2012-11-11 08:54:08 PM
Fourth and 2xFavre.
 
2012-11-11 08:54:16 PM

Bunny Deville: Um... did that one guy say he was from Shaolin Temple?


Yes he did
 
2012-11-11 08:54:29 PM
A bonus thread? nice.
 
2012-11-11 08:54:36 PM
4th & Favre
 
2012-11-11 08:54:44 PM

steamingpile: Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right


I'd be having spasms too if I was stuck outside in that sh*t weather when I could be bundled up inside f*cking Kristin Cavallari.
 
rka
2012-11-11 08:55:09 PM
Bear weather!!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:10 PM
Aw fucj
 
2012-11-11 08:55:11 PM

MBK: Jubeebee: MBK: The weather is gonna be a biatch today. Either way, BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

It's been raining for a couple of hours now, and the Park District hasn't covered the field. It's going to be a mess out there.

The Chicago Park District is the only park district in the world that ever had a press conference to state that Solider Field has the best field in the NFL, after a game in which everyone saw how terrible the field was.


Corruption? In Chicago?
 
2012-11-11 08:55:12 PM
Texans Ball!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:12 PM
LMFAO. Get the first down, and fumble it away!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:14 PM
Bears fumble again, WOW
 
2012-11-11 08:55:14 PM
Oh just damn you all to hell, Texans.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:18 PM
HOLY fark, really?
 
2012-11-11 08:55:18 PM
FUMBLE!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:19 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

TEXANS BALL, AGAIN!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:20 PM
Bears weather
 
2012-11-11 08:55:23 PM
Ach, missed the thread change, go Texans!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:24 PM
Snakebit Bears
 
2012-11-11 08:55:24 PM
FUMMMBLES on a 4th and inches!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:24 PM
Bush, lol.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:25 PM

Sargun: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
2012-11-11 08:55:28 PM
FUMBLE!!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:30 PM
$th and that much. We'll had far apart were his hands, I was inthe other room making a drink. Damn You NBC!


OOOOHHH KRAP!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:31 PM
Fumbles! Fumbles everywhere!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:32 PM
Boy, the Bears are rolling over like dogs.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:34 PM
Chicago fumble!!!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:38 PM
Entire week: Bears defense is amazing. Tons of takeaways transferred in to points
Game: What?
 
2012-11-11 08:55:38 PM
Two! Two fumbles recovered by the Texans!

blogs.ajc.com

/ah ah ah
 
2012-11-11 08:55:41 PM
MOAR FUMBULS
 
2012-11-11 08:55:45 PM
good news: cutler hasn't thrown an interception
 
2012-11-11 08:55:49 PM
Bears are going for a team Jake without Cutler even contributing!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:50 PM
Fumbleroooooooooski!!!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:52 PM
This game already delivers!
 
2012-11-11 08:55:53 PM

mikaloyd: Bunny Deville: Um... did that one guy say he was from Shaolin Temple?

Yes he did


The husband just looked him up, I guess his nickname is Ninja Assassin.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:53 PM
WOOO! Taste of your own medicine Bears.
 
2012-11-11 08:56:04 PM
Hoisting the Bears by an ursine petard.
 
2012-11-11 08:56:05 PM
Bears lost fumble #2
 
2012-11-11 08:56:08 PM

expobill: steamingpile: Does Jay Cutler have tourettes or a tick? In the huddle a second ago he kept jerking his head to the right

yes, when the emo is not visible!


I never noticed before but I keep seeing it click to the side, weird.

And did he say shaolin? Stupid, wu-tang ain't round no more
 
2012-11-11 08:56:16 PM
GODD&*%* another turnover already???
 
2012-11-11 08:56:19 PM
Woohoo! Texans ball! Now I just need a good night out of Andre Johnson (hah)
 
2012-11-11 08:56:52 PM
Shaolin Temple! Best fake school shout out ever!
 
2012-11-11 08:57:13 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-11 08:57:33 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: Hoisting the Bears by an ursine petard.


Usually I have to pay extra for that
 
2012-11-11 08:57:33 PM

bulldg4life: Entire week: Bears defense is amazing. Tons of takeaways transferred in to points
Game: What?


This is the Bears offense fumbling the game away though. And I don't think anyone has used words other than "borderline marginally competent" to describe them.
 
2012-11-11 08:58:07 PM
I mean, how do you NOT call the holding on that play? Holy hell that was blatant.
 
2012-11-11 08:58:09 PM
Schaub courting disaster there
 
2012-11-11 08:58:12 PM
Concussion Sunday rolls on
 
2012-11-11 08:58:53 PM
Aj sighting!
 
2012-11-11 08:58:55 PM

VTGremlin: bulldg4life: Entire week: Bears defense is amazing. Tons of takeaways transferred in to points
Game: What?

This is the Bears offense fumbling the game away though. And I don't think anyone has used words other than "borderline marginally competent" to describe them.



More often you hear "godawful" :(
 
2012-11-11 08:59:07 PM
I need Andre Johnson to do unspeakable things tonight to win this week. Or, about 4,000 of those 5 yard passes.
 
rka
2012-11-11 08:59:18 PM
See Hester, that's how you catch a pass and get a first down.
 
2012-11-11 08:59:24 PM

elguerodiablo: Shaolin Temple! Best fake school shout out ever!


^^
 
2012-11-11 08:59:27 PM
Didn't realize how much fun flag football would be. Played today for the very first time in my life. Scored 3 TDs including the game winning one handed TD.

Also watching the game on mute while listening to music and browsing fark is way more relaxing than I thought.
 
2012-11-11 08:59:34 PM
I was wondering what everyone was saying fumble for, it was then I noticed I had the DVR back too far....
 
2012-11-11 09:00:16 PM
No grounding eh?
 
2012-11-11 09:00:37 PM
Come on
 
2012-11-11 09:01:15 PM
Schaubception!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:16 PM

RaistlinsLegacy: More often you hear "godawful" :(


I was being polite. I'm sure that they're trying their best though, those poor guys.
 
rka
2012-11-11 09:01:20 PM
Bear weather!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:22 PM
Interception Jennings!!!!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:23 PM
Picked!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:27 PM
Schabception dammi
 
2012-11-11 09:01:28 PM
SCHAUBCEPTION!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:28 PM
THANK YOU JENNINGS!!!!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:30 PM
SCHAUBCEPTION
 
2012-11-11 09:01:31 PM

Sargun: Sargun: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
2012-11-11 09:01:38 PM
swaberceptions!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:38 PM
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Even if it gets moved back a bit...
 
2012-11-11 09:01:38 PM
Yakkity Sax in Chicago
 
2012-11-11 09:01:41 PM
This game is fun, ya'll.
 
2012-11-11 09:01:42 PM
DAMNIT!!!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:49 PM
Tim Jennings!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:51 PM
I see our little ball hog is at it again.
 
2012-11-11 09:02:07 PM

Intel154: Schabception dammi


I'm clearly incoherent with anguish
 
2012-11-11 09:02:08 PM
Shaubception!!!!! Down by contact. Damn.
 
2012-11-11 09:02:08 PM
That Jennings guy is pretty pretty good.
 
2012-11-11 09:02:08 PM
I can see this is not going to be a game of crisp offensive execution.
 
2012-11-11 09:02:42 PM
This has the makings of a tie game.
 
2012-11-11 09:02:44 PM
Three turnovers. And it's not even the end of the first quarter.

Fark yeah.
 
2012-11-11 09:02:54 PM

roflmaonow: Didn't realize how much fun flag football would be. Played today for the very first time in my life. Scored 3 TDs including the game winning one handed TD.

Also watching the game on mute while listening to music and browsing fark is way more relaxing than I thought.


I friend of mine shattered his ankle playing flag football a couple weeks ago. His ankle is now held together by screws and a plate.
/Debbie Downer
 
2012-11-11 09:02:54 PM
This game could very well end 3-0. 

/new thread, since when?
 
2012-11-11 09:02:55 PM
Wonder how much the rain will factor in this game.
 
2012-11-11 09:03:01 PM

elguerodiablo: That Jennings guy is pretty pretty good.


Having a great season on Tillman's shadow.
 
2012-11-11 09:03:15 PM

Killer Cars: I can see this is not going to be a game of crisp offensive execution.


What was the over under?
 
2012-11-11 09:03:19 PM
In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. 365beers.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-11 09:03:32 PM
Now Peyton Manning is forcing Papa John to give away even MORE free pizzas? This is intolerable. Manning has gone way the fark out of control. It's time to bring in the federal authorities.
 
2012-11-11 09:03:41 PM
i dont have anything to look at during these comercials
 
2012-11-11 09:03:58 PM
They didn't show the guy in the Chevy commercial using his EBT card at WalMart.
 
2012-11-11 09:04:10 PM

fat aristotle: This has the makings of a tie game.


That would be LOLtastic.
 
2012-11-11 09:04:26 PM

Intel154: Killer Cars: I can see this is not going to be a game of crisp offensive execution.

What was the over under?


37.5, but of course that was set before Vegas knew they'd be playing tonight in a monsoon.
 
2012-11-11 09:04:51 PM

Polish Hussar:
I friend of mine shattered his ankle playing flag football a couple weeks ago. His ankle is now held together by screws and a plate.
/Debbie Downer


Shattered? He's doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:09 PM
woot! first down and no turnover!

and nice catch
 
2012-11-11 09:05:16 PM

JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer.


Wooo Founders! Straight outta Grand Rapids, MI
 
2012-11-11 09:05:30 PM

Killer Cars: Intel154: Killer Cars: I can see this is not going to be a game of crisp offensive execution.

What was the over under?

37.5, but of course that was set before Vegas knew they'd be playing tonight in a monsoon.


Got it, tks
 
2012-11-11 09:05:34 PM

JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]


Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:38 PM
Cutlerception!
 
2012-11-11 09:05:40 PM
EMOCEPTION
 
2012-11-11 09:05:41 PM
Dueling Delhommes in Chicago.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:41 PM

Sargun: Sargun: Sargun: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
2012-11-11 09:05:45 PM
This game is hilarious
 
2012-11-11 09:05:45 PM
Jay Cutler, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-11-11 09:05:45 PM
CUTLERCEPTION! O_O
 
2012-11-11 09:05:46 PM
and there is the turnover....
 
2012-11-11 09:05:49 PM
Jesus H Christ.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:50 PM

JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]


Founders Breakfast Stout.

Cutlerception.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:51 PM
4 turnover game
 
2012-11-11 09:05:51 PM

seventypercent: Now Peyton Manning is forcing Papa John to give away even MORE free pizzas? This is intolerable. Manning has gone way the fark out of control. It's time to bring in the federal authorities.


Two million Papa John's pizzas are worth maybe a nickel, so the charges are gonna be pretty light, especially considering how famous he is.

/Cutler couldn't be left out of the turnover-palooza, dammit
 
2012-11-11 09:05:51 PM
DAMN YOU CUTLER!
 
2012-11-11 09:05:52 PM
turnover fest a-brewin.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:53 PM
OK WTF THE WEATHER IS NOT THAT BAD CUTLER
 
2012-11-11 09:05:55 PM
Jay-ception...ALL THE TURNOVERS!
 
2012-11-11 09:05:58 PM
Really? REALLY? I'm torn between cussing at the Texans and laughing at the absurdity.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:59 PM
EMOCEPTIONS!
 
2012-11-11 09:06:00 PM
Jesus Christ.

Cutler gets on the Jake board, throwing into triple coverage.
 
2012-11-11 09:06:04 PM
Hahaha. Danyell gets some payback.
 
2012-11-11 09:06:04 PM
LOL at this turnover game.
 
2012-11-11 09:06:05 PM
Jesus, this is ridiculous.
 
2012-11-11 09:06:10 PM
I'm gonna have so much fun at work tomorrow if the Bears lose.
 
2012-11-11 09:06:10 PM
Fmr bear, drink!
 
2012-11-11 09:06:11 PM
Round and round we go, who will actually play to win the game, no body knows
 
2012-11-11 09:06:15 PM
So far we have learned:

These teams hate (a) punters and (b) the end zone.
 
2012-11-11 09:06:16 PM

Polish Hussar: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer.

Wooo Founders! Straight outta Grand Rapids, MI


And now I must smash it after that Cutler INT.

(But this is excellent beer.)
 
2012-11-11 09:06:29 PM

mikaloyd: 4 turnover game


that's going to be a lot of carbs to burn off....
 
2012-11-11 09:06:46 PM
Not to be outdone, Cutler puts himself on the Jake board
 
2012-11-11 09:06:50 PM
Dammit Cutler! That was not Crescent Fresh!
 
2012-11-11 09:07:09 PM
He should have ticked to the left
 
2012-11-11 09:07:19 PM
Right about now, some guy who took the over on this game is researching ways to fake his own death. Just in case.
 
2012-11-11 09:07:27 PM
I think this game wins the Jake this week.
 
2012-11-11 09:07:32 PM

Killer Cars: OK WTF THE WEATHER IS NOT THAT BAD CUTLER


They added Vaseline to the ball for the lulz as well.
 
2012-11-11 09:07:35 PM
This game is looking pretty clownshoesy to me.
 
2012-11-11 09:07:46 PM

great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.


What kind? I don;t see that on their website.
 
2012-11-11 09:07:54 PM
i wanna see either of these qbs have negative fantasy points while throwing for 2 tds. it needs to happen.
 
2012-11-11 09:07:54 PM

JosephFinn: And now I must smash it after that Cutler INT.


Instead of smashing it, why not just get smashed instead?
 
2012-11-11 09:07:59 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Right about now, some guy who took the over on this game is researching ways to fake his own death. Just in case.


I think there's still a chance to hope the defenses score that many.
 
2012-11-11 09:08:00 PM
That Texan was wide open
 
2012-11-11 09:08:04 PM
Chicago Fire? Don't we have a soccer team with that name?
 
2012-11-11 09:08:04 PM
And this just in, whoever had Houston and Chicago on their team for defense just won this week.
 
2012-11-11 09:08:14 PM
I say fark coverage! Just force that thing in there. - Jay Cutler
 
2012-11-11 09:08:34 PM
On pace to a 16 turnover game.

/I really really want this to happen
 
2012-11-11 09:08:34 PM

Intel154: Killer Cars: I can see this is not going to be a game of crisp offensive execution.

What was the over under?


41.5
 
2012-11-11 09:08:35 PM
Maybe the interception deep is part of the defenses scheme to score points.....
 
2012-11-11 09:08:39 PM

JosephFinn: What kind? I don;t see that on their website.


All of them. All the Founders.

Including the Stout.
 
2012-11-11 09:08:45 PM
Is it telling that I started the Houston D by hoping this turns into a 3-0 victory with about 12 turnovers?
 
2012-11-11 09:09:10 PM
Chris collingsworthless never made me laugh
 
2012-11-11 09:09:14 PM
End of 1st Q, 3-0 HOU
 
2012-11-11 09:09:17 PM
END OF 1!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 09:09:25 PM

JosephFinn: Polish Hussar: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer.

Wooo Founders! Straight outta Grand Rapids, MI

And now I must smash it after that Cutler INT.

(But this is excellent beer.)


As long as you pour the beer into a glass before you smash the bottle
 
2012-11-11 09:10:16 PM

great_tigers: And this just in, whoever had Houston and Chicago on their team for defense just won this week.


Our league leader has been riding the Bears D to victory all year.

(Hey, has an NFL game ever ended 2-0?)
 
2012-11-11 09:10:26 PM
LeBrown has no hair to cut.......
 
2012-11-11 09:10:57 PM

JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.


The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.
 
2012-11-11 09:11:20 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I think this game wins the Jake this week.


This game may end up creating it's own trophy.
 
2012-11-11 09:11:24 PM

mootmah: Intel154: Killer Cars: I can see this is not going to be a game of crisp offensive execution.

What was the over under?

41.5


Guessing that was set before they realized it was going to be a windy rainstorm.
 
2012-11-11 09:11:29 PM
Why does Lebron need a barber? His hairline is receding faster than the Lakers season.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:05 PM

great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.


Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:11 PM
LMAO!!!!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:14 PM
Shaubception #2!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:19 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2012-11-11 09:12:20 PM
lolercaust
 
2012-11-11 09:12:21 PM
5 turnovers
 
2012-11-11 09:12:21 PM

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: I think this game wins the Jake this week.

This game may end up creating it's own trophy.


Wizard!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:21 PM

Sargun: Sargun: Sargun: Sargun: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
2012-11-11 09:12:24 PM
Again!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:24 PM
This game is so clownshoey it's sponsored by Barnum & Bailey.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:26 PM
JFC Schaub.

Bears pick.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:26 PM
What is this crap
 
2012-11-11 09:12:27 PM
uh oh!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:28 PM
Five! Five interceptions! AH HA HA HA HA
 
2012-11-11 09:12:32 PM
JENNINGS THANK YOU AGAIN!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:33 PM
Jennings again! Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:34 PM
This game is going to wear me out.

Hilarious.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:37 PM
Schaubception 2, Electric Boogaloo!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:39 PM
lulz
 
2012-11-11 09:12:41 PM
Oh jesus, this is beautiful.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:46 PM
this game horrible!
no one wants to win!
 
2012-11-11 09:12:47 PM
No matter how bad the rain makes it, it'll never beat the Pittsburgh-Miami lawn dart game on Monday night at Heinz Field.

/ANOTHER PICK?!
 
2012-11-11 09:13:02 PM
These interceptions aren't even close.
 
2012-11-11 09:13:04 PM
holy crap, I turned the channel for a moment and POPTART...errr turnover
 
2012-11-11 09:13:05 PM
Holy hell, I get up for a minute and there's another turnover.
 
2012-11-11 09:13:07 PM

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: I think this game wins the Jake this week.

This game may end up creating it's own trophy.


You maybe right, ref botch after Matt-ception 2
 
2012-11-11 09:13:14 PM

poughdrew: Chicago Fire? Don't we have a soccer team with that name?


Yes, New England also has a soccer team called The Revolution. We discussed this in another football thread a couple weeks ago and came to the conclusion that MLS must have a stealth marketing deal with NBC.
 
2012-11-11 09:13:19 PM

elguerodiablo: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: I think this game wins the Jake this week.

This game may end up creating it's own trophy.

Wizard!


Do it again!
 
2012-11-11 09:13:20 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 09:13:23 PM
This is a crazy f'in game. More beer!
 
2012-11-11 09:13:46 PM
Wait, what the...

Fark it, strike up the band!
 
2012-11-11 09:13:46 PM
blog.pallspera.com
 
2012-11-11 09:13:48 PM
Congratulations Schaub, that was easily the worst pass I have seen in some time.
 
2012-11-11 09:13:49 PM

JosephFinn: great_tigers: And this just in, whoever had Houston and Chicago on their team for defense just won this week.

Our league leader has been riding the Bears D to victory all year.

(Hey, has an NFL game ever ended 2-0?)


5 of 'em - last in 1938

/ok this game is just nuts
 
2012-11-11 09:13:54 PM

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: I think this game wins the Jake this week.

This game may end up creating it's own trophy.


The Slop Bowl Rating™?
 
2012-11-11 09:13:55 PM
Wtf kind of pass was that anyway!?!
 
2012-11-11 09:14:04 PM
He was not touched. That should have been a pick 6.
 
2012-11-11 09:14:04 PM

JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.


Pick up some Oberon next summer too,
 
2012-11-11 09:14:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This game is so clownshoey it's sponsored by Barnum & Bailey.


I approve of the adjective "clownshoey".
 
2012-11-11 09:14:19 PM

great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.


I love their Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale
 
2012-11-11 09:14:23 PM

Polish Hussar: poughdrew: Chicago Fire? Don't we have a soccer team with that name?

Yes, New England also has a soccer team called The Revolution. We discussed this in another football thread a couple weeks ago and came to the conclusion that MLS must have a stealth marketing deal with NBC.


"Columbus Crew" would be a good name for a mob show.
 
2012-11-11 09:14:26 PM
Damnit, we need the Bears D to score! It's the only farking way to score!
 
2012-11-11 09:14:30 PM
This game will get of control. It will get out of control and someone will get hurt....
 
2012-11-11 09:15:01 PM
Who wants turnovers?

hostedmedia.reimanpub.com 
 
2012-11-11 09:15:18 PM
touched ankle but not down isnt down. his teammate knocked him down. they shouldve given that to them.
 
2012-11-11 09:15:41 PM

Jubeebee: He was not touched. That should have been a pick 6.


The refs were so disgusted by the pass itself leading to the pick they weren't really paying much attention.
 
2012-11-11 09:15:51 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Polish Hussar: poughdrew: Chicago Fire? Don't we have a soccer team with that name?

Yes, New England also has a soccer team called The Revolution. We discussed this in another football thread a couple weeks ago and came to the conclusion that MLS must have a stealth marketing deal with NBC.

"Columbus Crew" would be a good name for a mob show.


Real Salt Lake = Real World with Mormons
 
2012-11-11 09:15:57 PM
It's stupid that the refs rang it as a dead play.
 
2012-11-11 09:15:59 PM

FriarReb98: Wait, what the...

Fark it, strike up the band!


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 09:16:00 PM
Eli's on the brooklyn nets?
 
2012-11-11 09:16:08 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Polish Hussar: poughdrew: Chicago Fire? Don't we have a soccer team with that name?

Yes, New England also has a soccer team called The Revolution. We discussed this in another football thread a couple weeks ago and came to the conclusion that MLS must have a stealth marketing deal with NBC.

"Columbus Crew" would be a good name for a mob show.


Or a sitcom about a Skyline Chili joint.
 
2012-11-11 09:16:11 PM

AliceBToklasLives: JosephFinn: great_tigers: And this just in, whoever had Houston and Chicago on their team for defense just won this week.

Our league leader has been riding the Bears D to victory all year.

(Hey, has an NFL game ever ended 2-0?)

5 of 'em - last in 1938

/ok this game is just nuts


Huh. Interesting that the two NFL games are both Bears/Packers.
 
2012-11-11 09:16:16 PM

Polish Hussar: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

I love their Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale


I love all of the local micro brews. It is getting to the point though that it is hard to try all of them.
 
2012-11-11 09:16:36 PM

Polish Hussar: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

I love their Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale


Double Trouble & Devil Dancer FTW!
 
2012-11-11 09:16:42 PM
WOW, the refs look like they are lost. I didn't hear a whistle until just before Jennings went into the end zone.

They'll need a few commercials to sort this one out.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:14 PM
Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:19 PM

poughdrew: Olympic Trolling Judge: Polish Hussar: poughdrew: Chicago Fire? Don't we have a soccer team with that name?

Yes, New England also has a soccer team called The Revolution. We discussed this in another football thread a couple weeks ago and came to the conclusion that MLS must have a stealth marketing deal with NBC.

"Columbus Crew" would be a good name for a mob show.

Or a sitcom about a Skyline Chili joint.


Or both. The Skyline Chili is a mob front.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:36 PM
Why do they so quickly blow the whistle. They have done this a couple of times and it really pisses me off. Let it go to replay.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:43 PM
Even the refs are wearing clown shoes. But they eventually got the call right.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:53 PM
Has a whole game ever won the Jake? Because this looks to be the winner if so.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:55 PM
Lame.
 
2012-11-11 09:17:56 PM

great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.

Pick up some Oberon next summer too,


Now Oberon, that's a great beer. Perfect summer baseball beer.
 
2012-11-11 09:18:25 PM

Jubeebee: Lame.

Correct.

FTFY
 
2012-11-11 09:18:52 PM

fat aristotle: Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.


I'm listening.
 
2012-11-11 09:18:54 PM

JosephFinn: great_tigers: And this just in, whoever had Houston and Chicago on their team for defense just won this week.

Our league leader has been riding the Bears D to victory all year.

(Hey, has an NFL game ever ended 2-0?)


It's been the same with our league leader. His team is average at best, but it's hard to lose when your D scores 18-20 every week when the average D gets 6.
 
2012-11-11 09:19:07 PM

fat aristotle: Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.


I haven't had it, but my husband and my BFF's husband think it's great. And the only reason I haven't had it is because the local specialty beer place was out the other day. Damn them.

Had some Straight to Ale Monkeynaut last night. It's an IPA, extra choppy. Yummy stuff.
 
2012-11-11 09:19:10 PM
Is the field goal the only time a possession didn't result in a turnover in this game?
 
2012-11-11 09:19:40 PM
Lovie Smith: Why?

Referee: Because fark you... that's why!
 
2012-11-11 09:19:47 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Is the field goal the only time a possession didn't result in a turnover in this game?


First Bears possession ended in a punt, IIRC.
 
2012-11-11 09:19:48 PM
Let the duel for The Jake commence


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com 
 
2012-11-11 09:19:49 PM
DAGRON DENIED
 
2012-11-11 09:20:02 PM
Good d
 
2012-11-11 09:20:07 PM
"Rams/Niners gave the LULZ, then our game will have some too!" - Kubiak
 
2012-11-11 09:20:08 PM
Cutler Dragon, denied.
 
2012-11-11 09:20:12 PM

JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.

Pick up some Oberon next summer too,

Now Oberon, that's a great beer. Perfect summer baseball beer.


Ever make the 94 to Kalamazoo trip? The pub is pretty sweet, great winter trip too.
 
2012-11-11 09:20:13 PM
DON'T THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!
 
2012-11-11 09:20:16 PM

sonnyboy11: fat aristotle: Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.

I'm listening.


I approve of the concept of a Breakfast stout. I'm gonna have to do some research. This could be a gamechanger.
 
2012-11-11 09:20:29 PM
Good as Gould!
 
2012-11-11 09:20:36 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Is the field goal the only time a possession didn't result in a turnover in this game?


Hester returned a punt too
 
2012-11-11 09:20:40 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

TIE GAME!
 
2012-11-11 09:20:43 PM
That kick was a synopsis of the game thus far.
 
2012-11-11 09:20:46 PM
tied...stroodle?
 
2012-11-11 09:20:49 PM
Elliott Gould FG is good, tied at 3.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:02 PM

sonnyboy11: fat aristotle: Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.

I'm listening.


Sorry, missed that. I'll try that too.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:05 PM
Tie game.

Wait, tie game? Huzzah! We could see another tonight!
 
2012-11-11 09:21:17 PM
Okay, I'm switching from beer to vodka for this one.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:18 PM

FriarReb98: That kick was a synopsis of the game thus far.


Ugly but good.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:18 PM

sonnyboy11: I'm listening.


If you like stouts, find it, drink it, enjoy it.

Bunny Deville: I haven't had it, but my husband and my BFF's husband think it's great. And the only reason I haven't had it is because the local specialty beer place was out the other day. Damn them.


Same goes for you.

It's dang good.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:23 PM

fat aristotle: Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.


The best I've ever had from Founders is their KBS (stout aged for a year in bourbon barrels). It has to be from the tap, though. Doesn't taste nearly the same from a bottle.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:23 PM

FriarReb98: That kick was a synopsis of the game thus far.


Exactly what I was going to say.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:35 PM
Kick is good as...wait for it...GOULD! HAH! I bet no one has thought of that before.
 
2012-11-11 09:21:41 PM
TIED!

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2012-11-11 09:21:52 PM

fat aristotle: Apparently nobody wants to hear the Founders Breakfast Stout recommendation. I've had a lot of Founders, that's as good as it gets.


If I see it somewhere, I'll get it.
 
2012-11-11 09:22:12 PM
We might need one of those umpire clickers to determine the Jake this week.
 
2012-11-11 09:23:08 PM
Thanks, Virginia.
 
2012-11-11 09:23:22 PM

fat aristotle: sonnyboy11: I'm listening.

If you like stouts, find it, drink it, enjoy it.

Bunny Deville: I haven't had it, but my husband and my BFF's husband think it's great. And the only reason I haven't had it is because the local specialty beer place was out the other day. Damn them.

Same goes for you.

It's dang good.


I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.
 
2012-11-11 09:23:25 PM
Where's earguy?
 
2012-11-11 09:23:28 PM
both qb's currently have negative FF PTS
 
2012-11-11 09:23:29 PM

great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.

Pick up some Oberon next summer too,

Now Oberon, that's a great beer. Perfect summer baseball beer.

Ever make the 94 to Kalamazoo trip? The pub is pretty sweet, great winter trip too.


Nope. Anything else good in Kalamazoo to justify the 2.5 hour trip?
 
2012-11-11 09:23:30 PM
Clean the farking camera, NBC!
 
2012-11-11 09:23:40 PM
You just know Shaub is coming out to throw another pick here.
 
2012-11-11 09:23:54 PM
why are they showing some old secretary? shouldn't we be hearing from her boss?
 
2012-11-11 09:23:56 PM
Too lazy to look for who asked,

two games ending in 2-0

Link
 
2012-11-11 09:24:17 PM

roflmaonow: Where's earguy?


Kicking Andy Reid's ass?
 
2012-11-11 09:24:30 PM

Bunny Deville: I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.


The Founders is a double chocolate, coffee, oatmeal stout as per their label.

Hopefully their beer turns out as good!
 
2012-11-11 09:24:42 PM
Collinsworth is as drunk as Diane Sawyer on election night.
 
2012-11-11 09:24:51 PM

Bunny Deville: fat aristotle: sonnyboy11: I'm listening.

If you like stouts, find it, drink it, enjoy it.

Bunny Deville: I haven't had it, but my husband and my BFF's husband think it's great. And the only reason I haven't had it is because the local specialty beer place was out the other day. Damn them.

Same goes for you.

It's dang good.

I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.


Oh Jesus, that's right up my alley.
 
2012-11-11 09:25:11 PM

Sargun: Clean the farking camera, NBC!


Windshield wipers.

/I mean it is 2012
 
2012-11-11 09:25:23 PM
Man. Briggs can still close like mofark.
 
2012-11-11 09:25:27 PM

Bunny Deville: Collinsworth is as drunk as Diane Sawyer on election night. he always is.


FTFY
 
2012-11-11 09:25:46 PM
Use the running game? In our moment of triumph?
 
2012-11-11 09:26:00 PM

Bunny Deville: Collinsworth is as drunk as Diane Sawyer on election night.


Don't you mean "tired"?

/She was drunk.
 
2012-11-11 09:26:03 PM

great_tigers: Polish Hussar: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

I love their Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale

I love all of the local micro brews. It is getting to the point though that it is hard to try all of them.


Mmm; Founders, Bell's, Arcadia, New Holland, Dark Horse, Atwater, Royal Oak Brewing, Dragonmeade, Short's, Bastone, Motor City Brewing, Tri-City, Brewery Vivant, Northpeak, Jolly Pumpkin . . .
 
2012-11-11 09:26:04 PM
I think giving the ball to Foster is a better bet then letting Schaub lob the football to Tim Jennings.
 
2012-11-11 09:26:15 PM
www.beerforum.com

I just poured one.
 
2012-11-11 09:26:18 PM

fat aristotle: Bunny Deville: I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.

The Founders is a double chocolate, coffee, oatmeal stout as per their label.

Hopefully their beer turns out as good!


Kona coffee, Irish oatmeal, and Belgian chocolate.

Ever had a Young's chocolate stout? Those are good, too.
 
2012-11-11 09:26:29 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: why are they showing some old secretary? shouldn't we be hearing from her boss?


She is Da Boss!
 
2012-11-11 09:26:32 PM
Come on Bears. Don't choke.

/ Please?
 
2012-11-11 09:26:36 PM

Bunny Deville: fat aristotle: sonnyboy11: I'm listening.

If you like stouts, find it, drink it, enjoy it.

Bunny Deville: I haven't had it, but my husband and my BFF's husband think it's great. And the only reason I haven't had it is because the local specialty beer place was out the other day. Damn them.

Same goes for you.

It's dang good.

I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.


Is this the brew which led to cardiac massage?
 
2012-11-11 09:26:43 PM

Bunny Deville: Collinsworth is as drunk as Diane Sawyer on election night.


Chris is just really tired because he's been working around the clock covering the election
 
2012-11-11 09:26:56 PM

JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.

Pick up some Oberon next summer too,

Now Oberon, that's a great beer. Perfect summer baseball beer.

Ever make the 94 to Kalamazoo trip? The pub is pretty sweet, great winter trip too.

Nope. Anything else good in Kalamazoo to justify the 2.5 hour trip?


Probably not, Western can be somewhat fun, some casinos, K-Wings games were fun.
 
2012-11-11 09:27:07 PM

Bunny Deville: Ever had a Young's chocolate stout? Those are good, too.


Never had the Young's. Had Brooklyn Double Chocolate and Old Rasputin on Friday night though.
 
2012-11-11 09:27:36 PM

Killer Cars: I think giving the ball to Foster is a better bet then letting Schaub lob the football to Tim Jennings.


This
 
2012-11-11 09:27:41 PM
Little screen ain't gonna cut it.
 
2012-11-11 09:27:56 PM

Bunny Deville: fat aristotle: Bunny Deville: I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.

The Founders is a double chocolate, coffee, oatmeal stout as per their label.

Hopefully their beer turns out as good!

Kona coffee, Irish oatmeal, and Belgian chocolate.

Ever had a Young's chocolate stout? Those are good, too.


That description gave me a weird beer boner.
 
2012-11-11 09:28:01 PM
And the Texans are forced to punt...

... to Devon Hester!
 
2012-11-11 09:28:19 PM
Hey, someone punted!
 
2012-11-11 09:28:45 PM

Intel154: Bunny Deville: fat aristotle: sonnyboy11: I'm listening.

If you like stouts, find it, drink it, enjoy it.

Bunny Deville: I haven't had it, but my husband and my BFF's husband think it's great. And the only reason I haven't had it is because the local specialty beer place was out the other day. Damn them.

Same goes for you.

It's dang good.

I can't wait to try the beer my buddies are brewing right now. It's a coffee chocolate oatmeal milk stout. It's black as sin and currently fermenting nicely.

Is this the brew which led to cardiac massage?


It was a sternal rub, and it was Stout Night at the beer bar and then a lot of Kraken rum that necessitated the sternal rub.

Good times.

They brewed the beer a couple of days after this incident.
 
2012-11-11 09:29:04 PM

Jubeebee: Hey, someone punted!


what a novel way to give the other team the ball
 
2012-11-11 09:29:47 PM
So at this halfway point in the season the AFC has 10 teams with a losing record. Has it ever been this bad?
 
2012-11-11 09:29:50 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: No matter how bad the rain makes it, it'll never beat the Pittsburgh-Miami lawn dart game on Monday night at Heinz Field.


Pretty close to it on that last punt.
 
2012-11-11 09:29:52 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: Jubeebee: Hey, someone punted!

what a novel way to give the other team the ball


and no turnovers!
 
2012-11-11 09:30:12 PM
Steelers vs Ravens next week?

Ohhh, that'll be fun. :-)
 
2012-11-11 09:30:38 PM
Cutler Dagron Fail.
 
2012-11-11 09:30:48 PM
DAGRON denied
 
2012-11-11 09:32:10 PM
i288.photobucket.com

Black like my heart.
 
2012-11-11 09:32:12 PM

Captain Steroid: Steelers vs Ravens next week?

Ohhh, that'll be fun. :-)


Pretty low key, I bet, not a lot of emotion
 
2012-11-11 09:32:15 PM

great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.

Pick up some Oberon next summer too,

Now Oberon, that's a great beer. Perfect summer baseball beer.

Ever make the 94 to Kalamazoo trip? The pub is pretty sweet, great winter trip too.

Nope. Anything else good in Kalamazoo to justify the 2.5 hour trip?

Probably not, Western can be somewhat fun, some casinos, K-Wings games were fun.


Hey, you forgot about the Kalamazoo Air Zoo
 
2012-11-11 09:32:15 PM

Intel154: Use the running game? In our moment of triumph?


I think they overestimate their chances.
 
2012-11-11 09:32:20 PM
Brandon! Run North & South!
 
2012-11-11 09:32:26 PM
And now, the BEARS are forced to punt.
 
2012-11-11 09:32:28 PM
why does he keep insisting on throwing the bloody ball?
 
2012-11-11 09:32:41 PM
Fark it I'm throwing downfield?!?!?!?!
 
2012-11-11 09:32:54 PM

fat aristotle: [www.beerforum.com image 794x596]

I just poured one.


She's a beaut.
 
2012-11-11 09:33:10 PM
Shankapuntamus!
 
2012-11-11 09:33:22 PM
What have they done with the *real* Kareem Jackson. I've seen him play, and he's nothing like this...
 
2012-11-11 09:33:49 PM

fat aristotle: [www.beerforum.com image 794x596]

I just poured one.


Very nice, Bell's Java Stout for me tonight
 
2012-11-11 09:33:51 PM

Captain Steroid: Steelers vs Ravens next week?

Ohhh, that'll be fun. :-)


So much violence and sex involved, you'll think it's Grand Theft Auto 5!
 
2012-11-11 09:34:06 PM

fat aristotle: [i288.photobucket.com image 768x1024]

Black like my heart.


Twins beer. starts off slow with a bitter finish?
 
2012-11-11 09:34:43 PM

zamboni: Intel154: Use the running game? In our moment of triumph?

I think they overestimate their chances.


The receivers are ray-shielded, so you'll have to throw to the cornerbacks
 
2012-11-11 09:35:17 PM

mikaloyd: Twins beer. starts off slow with a bitter finish?


There's nothing bitter about the Twins lately. You know exactly what you're getting when it starts.
 
2012-11-11 09:35:22 PM
Fumbl......
www.looneypalace.com
 
2012-11-11 09:36:42 PM
For all this crazy action, score is 3-3 wearing into the second. Huh. I still think Houston has what it takes to win here.
 
2012-11-11 09:37:24 PM

fat aristotle: mikaloyd: Twins beer. starts off slow with a bitter finish?

There's nothing bitter about the Twins lately. You know exactly what you're getting when it starts.


upload.wikimedia.org

not bitter
 
2012-11-11 09:37:38 PM
Foster with a HUGE gain!
 
2012-11-11 09:37:41 PM
Foster is killing Chicago.
 
2012-11-11 09:37:41 PM

sonnyboy11: For all this crazy action, score is 3-3 wearing into the second. Huh. I still think Houston has what it takes to win here.


They're running the ball well.
 
2012-11-11 09:38:04 PM
Foster The People!
 
2012-11-11 09:38:05 PM
Fashion police need to be called on the Bears' socks.

Also, I hate Arian Foster.
 
2012-11-11 09:38:07 PM
Arian "Stephen Stinking" Foster is having himself a good night.
 
2012-11-11 09:38:12 PM
Are the Bears even TRYING to cover the run?
 
2012-11-11 09:38:35 PM
Thank you for adapting the play calling to the conditions, Gary
 
2012-11-11 09:38:42 PM

R.A.Danny: sonnyboy11: For all this crazy action, score is 3-3 wearing into the second. Huh. I still think Houston has what it takes to win here.

They're running the ball well.


All the way to the Bears' 4
 
2012-11-11 09:38:57 PM
Interesting strategy by the Bears defense here in being quite indifferent to Houston RBs just gouging them downfield.
 
2012-11-11 09:39:24 PM
TD Texans!
 
2012-11-11 09:39:24 PM

R.A.Danny: sonnyboy11: For all this crazy action, score is 3-3 wearing into the second. Huh. I still think Houston has what it takes to win here.

They're running the ball well.


Agreed. But those are some big damn holes the O line is opening. I might be able to get a few yards with that happening (and then you'd scrap what's left of me off the field with a spatula)
 
2012-11-11 09:39:34 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

TD TEXANS!
 
2012-11-11 09:39:36 PM
TD FAHSTER
 
2012-11-11 09:39:41 PM
damn, nice catch....

someone shoot Foster...just wing'em
 
2012-11-11 09:39:47 PM
TD?
 
2012-11-11 09:40:02 PM
A touchdown?

A passing touchdown?

In THIS game?

Madness.
 
2012-11-11 09:40:12 PM
TOUCHDOWN!

beerstreetjournal.com
 
2012-11-11 09:40:23 PM
FFS. This game has turned it up to potato.
 
2012-11-11 09:40:39 PM
EXP is good!

10-3 HOU
 
2012-11-11 09:41:00 PM

Bunny Deville: Fashion police need to be called on the Bears' socks.

Also, I hate Arian Foster.


You know who else hated arians?

/no, wait
 
2012-11-11 09:41:21 PM
I like that they are playing Chicago based bands on the way to Commercial. I've heard Local H and Rise Against so far.
 
2012-11-11 09:41:27 PM

Fubegra: FFS. This game has turned it up to potato.


So do we get chips or fries?
 
2012-11-11 09:41:49 PM
Seriously, Samsung should show us the video the wife sent on that S3 ad.
 
2012-11-11 09:41:57 PM
Yes. GS3 commercial.
 
2012-11-11 09:42:09 PM
I hope Earguy is not posting in the day game thread
 
2012-11-11 09:42:48 PM

Intel154: I hope Earguy is not posting in the day game thread


He was earlier.
 
2012-11-11 09:43:04 PM

eddievercetti: Seriously, Samsung should show us the video the wife sent on that S3 ad.


Maybe make it an Easter egg on their web page?
 
2012-11-11 09:43:11 PM
WTF was that?
 
2012-11-11 09:43:12 PM

Polish Hussar: Fubegra: FFS. This game has turned it up to potato.

So do we get chips or fries?


Skins or wedges?
 
2012-11-11 09:43:20 PM
fubegra.net
 
2012-11-11 09:43:21 PM
wtf?
 
2012-11-11 09:43:30 PM
Caught the kick in self defense.
 
2012-11-11 09:43:57 PM
A squib kick to the nuts must feel precious.
 
2012-11-11 09:44:01 PM
Awesome. I always wondered why teams don't try to catch squib kicks like that.
 
2012-11-11 09:44:03 PM

eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: Fubegra: FFS. This game has turned it up to potato.

So do we get chips or fries?

Skins or wedges?


seasoned or regular?
 
2012-11-11 09:44:06 PM

big_pth: Submitter, you are an idiot. Foster has had a craptacular year thus far. He falls down all over the place, misses his cuts, and looks like he is hitting the 3-year wall for the average NFL RB. The star of the Texans is JJ Watt. Not Captain Check Down (Schaub) or Foster. The defense is what carries the team until the offense can get its feet under them.

/texans fan


So, still feeling good about this rant?

/no subby
 
2012-11-11 09:44:08 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Intel154: I hope Earguy is not posting in the day game thread

He was earlier.


Sorry, I meant still posting, lemme check
 
2012-11-11 09:44:59 PM
EMO!
 
2012-11-11 09:45:09 PM
Cutler be cheating.

That's Brett Favrian.
 
2012-11-11 09:45:14 PM
You can't DO that, Cutler! >:-(
 
2012-11-11 09:45:26 PM
Cutler you bonehead
 
2012-11-11 09:45:34 PM
Legal pass!
 
2012-11-11 09:45:54 PM

Primitive Screwhead: eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: Fubegra: FFS. This game has turned it up to potato.

So do we get chips or fries?

Skins or wedges?

seasoned or regular?


Regular or sweet potato?
 
2012-11-11 09:46:23 PM
Cutler ought to know better than that. He's from Santa Claus, Indiana, for fark's sake.
 
2012-11-11 09:46:31 PM

Intel154: antidisestablishmentarianism: Intel154: I hope Earguy is not posting in the day game thread

He was earlier.

Sorry, I meant still posting, lemme check


I just checked, he isn't posting in the old thread
 
2012-11-11 09:46:34 PM
WTF - legal pass!
 
2012-11-11 09:46:41 PM
What a bullshiat call -- if the QB is beyond the LOS, he's just another running back!
 
2012-11-11 09:46:57 PM
That sucked Jay

tuesdayswithmorris.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-11 09:47:13 PM
no way to overturn that
 
2012-11-11 09:47:20 PM
That is an UNOFFICIAL line that NBC is showing, by the way.
 
2012-11-11 09:47:21 PM
The Challenge Tampon™ comes out.
 
2012-11-11 09:47:47 PM
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGE!
 
2012-11-11 09:48:03 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 09:48:06 PM

ObeliskToucher: What a bullshiat call -- if the QB is beyond the LOS, he's just another running back!


Exactly!
 
2012-11-11 09:48:13 PM
How are they going to tell? theres no red line on replay
 
2012-11-11 09:48:29 PM

mikaloyd: no way to overturn that


I was about to ask if you're allowed to challenge that. Apparently the ref's say you can.
 
2012-11-11 09:48:32 PM
Heh, I didn't realize how hard Cutler got rocked until the super-so-mo shots.
 
2012-11-11 09:48:33 PM
Ball doesn't matter says Collinsworth.
 
2012-11-11 09:48:38 PM
What level of potato is this game on now?
 
2012-11-11 09:48:46 PM
And Cutler is good!
 
2012-11-11 09:48:56 PM
Wow, Cutler took a shot there. Sure that knocked out the cobwebs.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:01 PM
i do enjoy seeing cutler get destroyed over and over again.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:15 PM
Confirmed? That's a bit strong.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:19 PM
Bears needed the replacement refs to save them there.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:25 PM
I'm surprised they confirmed it rather than let it stand.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:26 PM
They would have given that to Don Majkowski.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:31 PM
Denied. Ruling stands, Bears fans inconsolable.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:34 PM
Cutler paid for his cheating.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:39 PM

eddievercetti: What level of potato is this game on now?


Hash browns.
 
2012-11-11 09:49:41 PM
C'mon Kubes, throw the towel!
 
2012-11-11 09:49:49 PM

eddievercetti: What level of potato is this game on now?


Russet
 
2012-11-11 09:49:55 PM
I'm a call bullshiat on that call! Not a Bears fan,
 
2012-11-11 09:49:58 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Confirmed? That's a bit strong.


The NBC line is unofficial, I believe the official line of scrimmage isn't a yard farking thick and Cutler was beyond it. Remember that the refs have better angles than we do.
 
2012-11-11 09:50:14 PM
Cutler RUNS for the 1st!
 
2012-11-11 09:50:27 PM
Oh ho, Cutler is all like 'how do you like me now biatches?'
 
2012-11-11 09:50:37 PM

eddievercetti: What level of potato is this game on now?


Mashed sweet potatos with marshmellows melted on top
 
2012-11-11 09:50:45 PM

Polish Hussar: Intel154: antidisestablishmentarianism: Intel154: I hope Earguy is not posting in the day game thread

He was earlier.

Sorry, I meant still posting, lemme check

I just checked, he isn't posting in the old thread


Meanwhile....back at EARGUY..
 
2012-11-11 09:51:02 PM
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 09:51:10 PM
And Cutler goes all Bobby Douglas for the first down.
 
2012-11-11 09:52:12 PM
Creamer? Poor girl.
 
2012-11-11 09:52:13 PM
Creamer hehehehehe creamer hehe
 
2012-11-11 09:52:18 PM
I'd like to Creamer!
 
2012-11-11 09:52:43 PM

Fubegra: eddievercetti: What level of potato is this game on now?

Hash browns.


I prefer home fries.
 
2012-11-11 09:52:51 PM
Don't double-clutch next time, you douche.
 
2012-11-11 09:53:04 PM
1600 Penn looks awful.
 
2012-11-11 09:53:21 PM

Sargun: AliceBToklasLives: Confirmed? That's a bit strong.

The NBC line is unofficial, I believe the official line of scrimmage isn't a yard farking thick and Cutler was beyond it. Remember that the refs have better angles than we do.


This was driving me crazy. I always hear, "that yellow line isn't official" but their red line, more than a yard more forward than the official marker(OBVIOUSLY!) and they are bemused. Idiots.
 
2012-11-11 09:53:37 PM

Sunrazor: I prefer home fries.


Hello there Ray Lewis.
 
2012-11-11 09:53:48 PM
Hello!
 
2012-11-11 09:53:50 PM
Whee!
 
2012-11-11 09:53:52 PM

VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.


3 weeks and OUT!
 
2012-11-11 09:53:54 PM
Fortesault
 
2012-11-11 09:54:03 PM

Polish Hussar: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: great_tigers: JosephFinn: In honor of that Jennings INT, time for a Bears beer. [365beers.files.wordpress.com image 375x451]

Porter isn't my favorite, however, Founders is awesome. Summer on the porch is almost better than tug boating it.

What kind? I don;t see that on their website.

The Centennial IPA is my favorite. We go out on the porch several times during the summer. Great mix of people and fun atmosphere.

Not a huge IPA guy, but I'll give that a try some time.

Pick up some Oberon next summer too,

Now Oberon, that's a great beer. Perfect summer baseball beer.

Ever make the 94 to Kalamazoo trip? The pub is pretty sweet, great winter trip too.

Nope. Anything else good in Kalamazoo to justify the 2.5 hour trip?

Probably not, Western can be somewhat fun, some casinos, K-Wings games were fun.

Hey, you forgot about the Kalamazoo Air Zoo


i don't think K-Wings games are fun - but i KNOW WMU hockey games are fun.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:03 PM
Forte turned it down to pianissimo tonight.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:04 PM

Sargun: AliceBToklasLives: Confirmed? That's a bit strong.

The NBC line is unofficial, I believe the official line of scrimmage isn't a yard farking thick and Cutler was beyond it. Remember that the refs have better angles than we do.


Since a line has no thickness, you are correct.

But - how did he get to the line? First he had to get halfway there. But to get halfway there, he first had to get a quarter of the way there . . . Repeat 1/8, 1/16 . . . So was in fact impossible for him to cross the line. QED
 
2012-11-11 09:54:06 PM

VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.


That's my Bush awful?
 
2012-11-11 09:54:27 PM
EMOCEPTION 2
 
2012-11-11 09:54:29 PM
Cutlerception!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:30 PM
Cutlerception Part Deux!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:30 PM
Another Cutlerception
 
2012-11-11 09:54:32 PM
Emo-ception!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:35 PM
Whee go Cutler!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:35 PM
Cutler, just can't stop passing!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:37 PM
Cutler, you so Cutler.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:39 PM
CUTLERCEPTION #2!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:41 PM
Seriously? Another turnover.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:42 PM
This game is an affront to basic human decency.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:51 PM
ANOTHER Cutlerception?!
 
2012-11-11 09:54:56 PM
Ben Vareen INT!

/i know
 
2012-11-11 09:54:57 PM
just go back to taking heavy hit emo face cat holder.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:59 PM
Cutlerception! Bad poetry about death for everyone!
 
2012-11-11 09:55:06 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.

That's my Bush awful?


Worse.
 
2012-11-11 09:55:13 PM
YEAHHHH CUTLER!
 
2012-11-11 09:55:15 PM

Jubeebee: RaistlinsLegacy: DA BEARS!!!!

maybe good Cutler will show up tonight?

Night game that is not MNF = bad Cutler.


Called it.
 
2012-11-11 09:55:16 PM
This game has officially Gone Delhomme.
 
2012-11-11 09:55:32 PM
Cutlerception II: The Turnovering
 
2012-11-11 09:55:43 PM
That's my Jay!
 
2012-11-11 09:56:04 PM

Linkster: VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.

3 weeks and OUT!


Then again, Whitney is still on.
 
2012-11-11 09:56:09 PM
Just 2 more turnovers to equal the first quarter.
 
2012-11-11 09:56:09 PM
kristi78968.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-11 09:56:18 PM
Earlicker stuffs Foster. Leon getting larger.
 
2012-11-11 09:57:16 PM
1000 yard Jake stare

www.ruvilla.com
 
2012-11-11 09:57:27 PM
Kick it to HESTER!!!
 
2012-11-11 09:57:29 PM

eddievercetti: Linkster: VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.

3 weeks and OUT!

Then again, Whitney is still on.


Sad isn't it?
 
2012-11-11 09:57:40 PM

fat aristotle: Sunrazor: I prefer home fries.

Hello there Ray Lewis.


Gotta do something since I hurt my murdering ar...I mean my tricep.
 
2012-11-11 09:58:14 PM
"I can't believe we've got Jay Cutler"

LOLOLOL, you liars NBC. No one has ever uttered those words before.
 
2012-11-11 09:58:23 PM
Tell me where you are going to kick my ball Chris!
 
2012-11-11 09:59:07 PM
"first down, Chicago"
 
2012-11-11 09:59:14 PM
Cutler is safe!
 
2012-11-11 09:59:19 PM
Somebody get Diabeetus the Kid a candy bar before he goes 50.0 on us.
 
2012-11-11 09:59:49 PM

VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.


I liked it better when it was called black sheep
 
2012-11-11 10:00:21 PM
what is GSH on their arms?
 
2012-11-11 10:00:34 PM

VTGremlin: "I can't believe we've got Jay Cutler"

LOLOLOL, you liars NBC. No one has ever uttered those words before.


They have been said before, they just weren't said in joy.
 
2012-11-11 10:00:51 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Cutler is safe!


I don't know, there's still plenty of time for the Bears' O-line to return to form
 
2012-11-11 10:00:58 PM
Beyond pathetic.
 
2012-11-11 10:01:01 PM
"Cutler has RUN for more yards than he's passed for"

LOL!
 
2012-11-11 10:01:13 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


Get Salmon Here
 
2012-11-11 10:01:24 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


George S Halas
 
2012-11-11 10:01:44 PM
HALFTIME IN CHI-TOWN!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 10:01:51 PM
I wonder if J.J Watt ever whispers to the opposing lineman "prepare your anus" before the snap. It'd scare me.
 
2012-11-11 10:02:08 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


George S Halas
 
2012-11-11 10:02:26 PM
To the Victors!

cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com

cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com

i.cdn.turner.com

ph.cdn.photos.upi.com
 
2012-11-11 10:02:42 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


The initials GSH were added to the left sleeve in 1984 in honor of the late 'Papa Bear' George S. Halas, who passed away Oct. 31, 1983.
 
2012-11-11 10:02:53 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


Gushing Semen Heimlich.
 
2012-11-11 10:03:12 PM
To put things in perspective, Cutler's Delhomme rating so far is twice his passer rating.
 
2012-11-11 10:03:32 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


George Stanley Halas Sr.! The original owner!
 
2012-11-11 10:03:33 PM

John Nash: mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?

George S Halas


OK. All I could think of was Goddamned Stonehands Hester
 
2012-11-11 10:05:26 PM

Linkster: eddievercetti: Linkster: VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.

3 weeks and OUT!

Then again, Whitney is still on.

Sad isn't it?


I still want to know who she blew repeatedly to get that series, all I know is she also had to tickle the taint as well to stay on this long.
 
2012-11-11 10:05:28 PM

John Nash: Whee go Cutler!


Mr. Nash. There's not a lot we agree on, but this is a topic that is right in both our worlds.
 
2012-11-11 10:06:20 PM
Over under that Reid and Turner out tomorrow?

Same odds that both switch coaching jobs next year?
 
2012-11-11 10:06:42 PM
Wow the ravens went for a fake fg up by almost 30? That's cold.
 
2012-11-11 10:07:20 PM

Linkster: mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?

George Stanley Halas Sr.! The original owner!


The Bears were owned by the author of "Animal Farm"?

How ironic. :\
 
2012-11-11 10:07:21 PM

steamingpile: Wow the ravens went for a fake fg up by almost 30? That's cold.


Somewhere, Rae Carruth is smiling.
 
2012-11-11 10:07:27 PM
Cowboys a Playoff team? HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL! Ah NO!
 
2012-11-11 10:08:03 PM

seventypercent: steamingpile: Wow the ravens went for a fake fg up by almost 30? That's cold.

Somewhere, Rae Carruth is smiling.


In hell?
 
2012-11-11 10:08:38 PM
IS HIS HAIR WHITE

IS THIS A HOUSE

COME ON
 
2012-11-11 10:08:41 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I like that they are playing Chicago based bands on the way to Commercial. I've heard Local H and Rise Against so far.


Veruca Salt was played the commercial break before Local H.

I hope Wesley Willis is next.
 
2012-11-11 10:08:47 PM
Okay, so what did I miss in the first ha--

Holy fark.
 
2012-11-11 10:09:12 PM

fat aristotle: John Nash: Whee go Cutler!

Mr. Nash. There's not a lot we agree on, but this is a topic that is right in both our worlds.


So very true, Mr. Aristotle. All NFC North fans delight together in the type of failure that only Jay Cutler can deliver.
 
2012-11-11 10:09:50 PM
SSHHH! Hines 57 has an Opinion!
 
2012-11-11 10:09:53 PM

great_tigers: Over under that Reid and Turner out tomorrow?

Same odds that both switch coaching jobs next year?


Ugh...I hope not.
 
2012-11-11 10:10:05 PM

steamingpile: seventypercent: steamingpile: Wow the ravens went for a fake fg up by almost 30? That's cold.

Somewhere, Rae Carruth is smiling.

In hell?


According to Wikipedia, he's in prison in North Carolina. So yes.
 
2012-11-11 10:10:31 PM

mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?


Senatus Populusque Romanus
 
2012-11-11 10:10:35 PM

Linkster: mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?

George Stanley Halas Sr.! The guy who bought the bears from the original owner!


FTFY

/the mascot is named after the original owner
 
2012-11-11 10:10:41 PM
Damn it, come on Chicago make some second half magic happen.
 
2012-11-11 10:10:47 PM
Mrs Intel154, sitting next to me on the couch, in Non-rainy Houston, "wait, are they playing in Chicago?". Bless.
 
2012-11-11 10:10:57 PM
NBC is trying WAY to hard!
 
rka
2012-11-11 10:10:58 PM
How useless are Bob Costas and Hines Ward in these broadcasts? We have Michaels/Collinsworth and the chuckleheads in studio, does NBC really need two additional mewling mouths babbling inane shiat to us?
 
2012-11-11 10:11:45 PM

John Nash: fat aristotle: John Nash: Whee go Cutler!

Mr. Nash. There's not a lot we agree on, but this is a topic that is right in both our worlds.

So very true, Mr. Aristotle. All NFC North fans delight together in the type of failure that only Jay Cutler can deliver.


I actually like Cutler, I like it how he makes Chicago so miserable.
 
2012-11-11 10:12:25 PM

great_tigers: I actually like Cutler, I like it how he makes Chicago so miserable.


It was like that when he got there.
 
2012-11-11 10:12:25 PM
Did you really ask what the GSH was? It's only been there for the last 30 years! Geez.
 
2012-11-11 10:12:28 PM

RogermcAllen: Linkster: mikaloyd: what is GSH on their arms?

George Stanley Halas Sr.! The guy who bought the bears from the original owner!

FTFY

/the mascot is named after the original owner


Thanks, only 47, not 87. U RULE!
 
2012-11-11 10:12:58 PM
I love that the NFL kicked the blue suit douche to the curb.
 
2012-11-11 10:13:02 PM

John Nash: fat aristotle: John Nash: Whee go Cutler!

Mr. Nash. There's not a lot we agree on, but this is a topic that is right in both our worlds.

So very true, Mr. Aristotle. All NFC North fans delight together in the type of failure that only Jay Cutler can deliver.


Mostly average play interrupted by flashes of brilliance and extended bouts of awful, staggering failure.
 
2012-11-11 10:13:06 PM

seventypercent: steamingpile: seventypercent: steamingpile: Wow the ravens went for a fake fg up by almost 30? That's cold.

Somewhere, Rae Carruth is smiling.

In hell?

According to Wikipedia, he's in prison in North Carolina. So yes.


He will be released in 2018, sign with the Eagles.
 
2012-11-11 10:13:52 PM
I'm feeling better about my Seahawks in Chicago. Just don't like the 10 AM start.
 
2012-11-11 10:14:12 PM

eddievercetti: I love that the NFL kicked the blue suit douche to the curb.


He has his own show now, some beard contest or some shiat!
 
2012-11-11 10:14:24 PM
Cutler is OUT with a concussion! O_O
 
2012-11-11 10:14:30 PM
The Jay Cutler Era

The Jason Campbell Era
 
2012-11-11 10:14:31 PM

Harv72b: great_tigers: I actually like Cutler, I like it how he makes Chicago so miserable.

It was like that when he got there.


Agreed, but the dude is a decent quarterback. He gets hurt in the NFC championship game and the Bears fans want him to be tarred and feathered. They will be biatching now that he is out for this half.
 
2012-11-11 10:14:36 PM
fark, Cutler has a concussion.

For all of his staggering failure, Cutler is money in the second half.
 
2012-11-11 10:14:39 PM
Concutlerssion!

The Jason Campbell era begins...
 
2012-11-11 10:14:57 PM
Campbell era has begun.
 
2012-11-11 10:15:01 PM
OH FOR EFFS SAKE...IT'S DANIEL. NOT EFFING DANIEAL. WWWWWWWWWHATTHAEFF!
 
2012-11-11 10:15:02 PM
BOOOOO no Cutler for the Jake
 
2012-11-11 10:15:16 PM
Cutler, 3rd QB out with a concussion today.
/Game on
 
2012-11-11 10:15:32 PM

Kevthecatslayer: antidisestablishmentarianism: I like that they are playing Chicago based bands on the way to Commercial. I've heard Local H and Rise Against so far.

Veruca Salt was played the commercial break before Local H.

I hope Wesley Willis is next.


Pumpkins are sure to be up soon.
 
2012-11-11 10:15:45 PM
Chicago is probably better off than any team when going to their backup QB, though.
 
2012-11-11 10:16:03 PM

great_tigers: Harv72b: great_tigers: I actually like Cutler, I like it how he makes Chicago so miserable.

It was like that when he got there.

Agreed, but the dude is a decent quarterback. He gets hurt in the NFC championship game and the Bears fans want him to be tarred and feathered. They will be biatching now that he is out for this half.


I don't think Cutler will be standing on his head while making emo faces this time.
 
2012-11-11 10:16:18 PM
Jason Campbell, can you beat Emo Jay for the Jake?
 
2012-11-11 10:16:22 PM

Polish Hussar: Cutler, 3rd QB out with a concussion today.
/Game on


Headbanger Sunday.
 
2012-11-11 10:16:25 PM

Harv72b: Chicago is probably better off than any team when going to their backup QB, though.


I hope so.
 
2012-11-11 10:16:49 PM
Chicago's new offense:

Forte run
Bush run

Repeat.
 
2012-11-11 10:16:51 PM
OK I switched over to a Stones concert on axs TV, why the fark was Mick fighting a giant inflatable rat?
 
2012-11-11 10:16:53 PM
Actually, who's leading the Jake so far?
 
2012-11-11 10:16:58 PM
Campbell hands off really well.
 
2012-11-11 10:17:26 PM
What was that drivel about bigger stronger, run the ball Cris?
 
rka
2012-11-11 10:17:28 PM

great_tigers: Agreed, but the dude is a decent quarterback.


Statistically this year he is a step above Vick, but worse than Sanchise and Ponder. Bottom feeder this year.

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/qb2012
 
2012-11-11 10:17:53 PM

Captain Steroid: great_tigers: Harv72b: great_tigers: I actually like Cutler, I like it how he makes Chicago so miserable.

It was like that when he got there.

Agreed, but the dude is a decent quarterback. He gets hurt in the NFC championship game and the Bears fans want him to be tarred and feathered. They will be biatching now that he is out for this half.

I don't think Cutler will be standing on his head while making emo faces this time.


If I were the Bears PR guy I would lock him in the locker room.
 
2012-11-11 10:17:54 PM

zamboni: Campbell hands off really well.


Well yeah...look at what's happened to the Oakland running game since he left!
 
2012-11-11 10:18:37 PM
Dagron?
 
2012-11-11 10:18:37 PM
Well, that was......that was a farking good throw and catch.
 
2012-11-11 10:18:56 PM

Harv72b: Chicago is probably better off than any team when going to their backup QB, though.


Given how Sanchez has been playing, I'd have to put the Jets ahead of the Bears in that
 
2012-11-11 10:19:12 PM
Jay Concusstler sez:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 10:19:42 PM

Polish Hussar: Given how Sanchez has been playing, I'd have to put the Jets ahead of the Bears in that


Just because their backup is as bad as their starter doesn't mean they're well off with either.
 
2012-11-11 10:21:24 PM
Good kick by Chicago, bad spot for Houston.
 
2012-11-11 10:21:44 PM
With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...
 
2012-11-11 10:21:47 PM
Raining harder, grounded to the ground!
 
2012-11-11 10:22:14 PM
Grounded TO THE GROUND?!?!?!
 
2012-11-11 10:22:15 PM

rka: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/qb2012


Nope,

QBR Rank

Cutler - 19
Vick - 23
Ponder - 24
Sanchez -32

Give it a few years and he will be higher. Lots of young QB's having great years.
 
2012-11-11 10:22:21 PM

Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...


Fumbles? Interceptions?
 
2012-11-11 10:22:44 PM

Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 10:23:00 PM
"Look at, Verizon is so much more!"
 
2012-11-11 10:23:12 PM

Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?


Head ticks....
 
2012-11-11 10:23:30 PM

Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?


My Chemical Romance?
 
2012-11-11 10:23:42 PM

Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?


Or at least the anticipation of such. Jason Campbell is boring competence, personified.
 
2012-11-11 10:24:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?

My Chemical Romance?


Potatoes?
 
2012-11-11 10:24:35 PM

Killer Cars: Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?

Or at least the anticipation of such. Jason Campbell is boring competence, personified.


That's ... Generous
 
2012-11-11 10:24:55 PM
Houston to set up the punt... to Hester.
 
2012-11-11 10:25:01 PM
"Butal Weather Conditions!"
 
2012-11-11 10:25:41 PM
Hester... LOST yardage?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?! >_<
 
2012-11-11 10:26:01 PM

eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?

My Chemical Romance?

Potatoes?


Emotion.
 
2012-11-11 10:26:05 PM

eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?

My Chemical Romance?

Potatoes?


Cigarettes?
 
2012-11-11 10:26:52 PM
Optimus Prime Computer?
 
2012-11-11 10:27:29 PM
Of course, the Endeavor thing was one big Tundra ad.
 
2012-11-11 10:27:46 PM

Jubeebee: eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: Fubegra: Killer Cars: With Cutler out, this game is now clearly lacking...something...

Fumbles? Interceptions?

My Chemical Romance?

Potatoes?

Cigarettes?


Diabetes?
 
2012-11-11 10:27:48 PM
Ahh, the space shuttle used to sell pickups, what a futuristic world indeed
 
2012-11-11 10:28:52 PM
Cambbell trying bounce passes.
 
2012-11-11 10:29:39 PM
Endeavor to Persevere a Tundra!
 
2012-11-11 10:30:24 PM

Linkster: "Butal Weather Conditions!"


Isn't that what the meteorologists in this thread are going to call themselves if they ever form a heavy metal band?
 
2012-11-11 10:30:25 PM
 
2012-11-11 10:30:36 PM

Intel154: Ahh, the space shuttle used to sell pickups, what a futuristic world indeed


Strap a Tundra to a couple solid-fuel rocket boosters & see how it does, though.
 
2012-11-11 10:31:18 PM

Harv72b: Intel154: Ahh, the space shuttle used to sell pickups, what a futuristic world indeed

Strap a Tundra to a couple solid-fuel rocket boosters & see how it does, though.


Would pay to see that
 
2012-11-11 10:31:24 PM
So this guy exists.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 10:31:38 PM
Toyota: Cars for boring people.
 
2012-11-11 10:32:22 PM

steamingpile: Linkster: eddievercetti: Linkster: VTGremlin: 1600 Penn looks awful.

3 weeks and OUT!

Then again, Whitney is still on.

Sad isn't it?

I still want to know who she blew repeatedly to get that series, all I know is she also had to tickle the taint as well to stay on this long.


Keep in mind, she's also the "mind" behind 2 Broke Girls Tits.
 
2012-11-11 10:32:32 PM

Harv72b: Intel154: Ahh, the space shuttle used to sell pickups, what a futuristic world indeed

Strap a Tundra to a couple solid-fuel rocket boosters & see how it does, though.


They already tried that with a Grenada in Arizona.

/No, they didn't, but urban legends don't depend on truth
 
2012-11-11 10:32:36 PM
SO, for 12 tanks of gas a week, ya think ya might want to move closer to your job?
 
2012-11-11 10:32:47 PM

pissedoffmick: So this guy exists.

[i49.tinypic.com image 600x596]


He should have gone to the Atlanta game.
 
rka
2012-11-11 10:32:57 PM

great_tigers: rka: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/qb2012

Nope,

QBR Rank

Cutler - 19
Vick - 23
Ponder - 24
Sanchez -32

Give it a few years and he will be higher. Lots of young QB's having great years.


QBR includes "clutchness". Which is bunk. Plenty of other stats out there.

DYAR

Ponder - 26
Sanchez - 28
Culter - 30
Vick - 31

DVOA -

Ponder - 26
Sanchez - 28
Cutler - 31
Vick - 30
 
2012-11-11 10:33:03 PM

pissedoffmick: So this guy exists.

[i49.tinypic.com image 600x596]


Is that Larry Csonka's kid?
 
2012-11-11 10:33:14 PM
Anybody have the over/under for body parts broken and/or severed for next Sunday night?

\ Only half-kidding.
 
2012-11-11 10:33:27 PM

pissedoffmick: So this guy exists.

[i49.tinypic.com image 600x596]


Ive seen worse NFL tattoos
 
2012-11-11 10:33:29 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: They already tried that with a Grenada in Arizona.

/No, they didn't, but urban legends don't depend on truth


Why hasn't Mythbusters done this????
 
2012-11-11 10:34:19 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, a quarterback has broken 50 yards passing!
 
2012-11-11 10:34:22 PM

pissedoffmick: So this guy exists.

[i49.tinypic.com image 600x596]


Uber-douche
 
2012-11-11 10:34:23 PM
Now the Texans join the shankapuntamus brigade.
 
2012-11-11 10:34:40 PM
Shank! The Slosh bowl begins!
 
2012-11-11 10:34:51 PM

Harv72b: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They already tried that with a Grenada in Arizona.

/No, they didn't, but urban legends don't depend on truth

Why hasn't Mythbusters done this????


They did it in their first season
 
2012-11-11 10:35:26 PM

Polish Hussar: They did it in their first season


Google fu, don't fail me now!
 
2012-11-11 10:35:34 PM

Twitch Boy: Here, watch this, it makes more sense than this game.


WTF. Cannot stop watching. Like a drug.
 
2012-11-11 10:35:52 PM

Harv72b: Adolf Oliver Nipples: They already tried that with a Grenada in Arizona.

/No, they didn't, but urban legends don't depend on truth

Why hasn't Mythbusters done this????


They did, UNPOSSIBLE!
 
2012-11-11 10:35:56 PM