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(TMZ)   Toni Braxton's foreclosed home up for sale, and it can be yours for $1.1 million so you too can fulfill your unbroken heart's desire   (tmz.com) divider line 30
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2012-11-11 04:41:22 PM  
Well, I'd be more than happy to let her move in with me.
 
2012-11-11 04:45:43 PM  
OK, that was a pretty funny headline.
 
2012-11-11 08:22:56 PM  
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2012-11-11 08:25:00 PM  
$1.1 million seems really low for that house.
 
2012-11-11 08:30:50 PM  

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A truly gorgeous and talented woman ruined by the evil music industry
 
2012-11-11 08:31:09 PM  

zvoidx: $1.1 million seems really low for that house.



Keep in mind it's in Georgia. Doesn't hurt that it's a distressed sale either.
 
2012-11-11 08:51:22 PM  
did someone forget how to sing or something? Sade comes out with a recording every what, 5 or 10 years, makes a frickin' bundle, goes back to living the sweet life.
 
2012-11-11 09:00:51 PM  
I live in Duluth. I'd be happy to run by the house and put down an offer if Farkers won't to pitch in on the price.
 
2012-11-11 09:05:13 PM  
When she was in her prime there were few as lovely looking as Toni Braxton. I don't care to own her house but would enjoy touching her hiney.
 
2012-11-11 09:38:03 PM  
She can park her broke ass on my futon. Just sweep the cat hair away and it's yours, Toni.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:44 PM  

KrispyKritter: did someone forget how to sing or something? Sade comes out with a recording every what, 5 or 10 years, makes a frickin' bundle, goes back to living the sweet life.


Even though she is a lot older I would take Sade any day over Toni, Sade has always been all woman.
 
2012-11-11 10:29:59 PM  

MaxSupernova: When she was in her prime there were few as lovely looking as Toni Braxton. I don't care to own her house but would enjoy touching her hineypenis.


Fixed, because this is Fark, dammit.
 
2012-11-11 10:43:26 PM  
We should get a big group of us to pool our money together and buy it, then, give it back to her. We could make a big presentation of it too, like all of us go down there and surprise her with the news in person. She would be overcome with emotion. "Thank you", she says to us, "you don't know what this means to me. You've renewed my faith in humanity." She steadily works her way down the line, hugging all of us, saying god bless us. Then when she tries to take the key, "wait a minute...you don't think you're getting this back for free do you?" A few moments of silent confusion and then slowly she begins to realize, she's gotta pull the whole damn train.
 
2012-11-11 10:52:46 PM  
Almost nothing pisses me off more than people who have it all and throw it away. The absolute and sheer stupidity is impossible to fathom.
 
2012-11-11 11:02:27 PM  
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2012-11-11 11:04:36 PM  
I'd kiss her right in her poo cutter
 
2012-11-11 11:06:44 PM  
Seriously. She files for bankruptcy around 2000 and now again. Pay your bills biatch. You have a bank account. Look at how much you make vs how much you spend. Math......it's not that hard.
 
2012-11-12 01:19:45 AM  

spacemanjones: I'd kiss her right in her poo cutter


I would as well. Even after she didn't wipe.

//non nom
 
2012-11-12 01:20:28 AM  

KrispyKritter: did someone forget how to sing or something? Sade comes out with a recording every what, 5 or 10 years, makes a frickin' bundle, goes back to living the sweet life.


Sade doesn't have a debilitating disease to deal with. Toni didn't misspend her money so much as have to spend a lot of it on healthcare for her lupus (which might be a joke to white boys, but it's serious business to black women).
 
2012-11-12 01:23:28 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Seriously. She files for bankruptcy around 2000 and now again. Pay your bills biatch. You have a bank account. Look at how much you make vs how much you spend. Math......it's not that hard.


Toni Braxton talks to a fan about Lupus

But I guess that's neither here nor there. What's the best way to care for one's medical expenses and not be in the poorhouse? Do insurance companies make exceptions for 'pre-conditions' if you're a celebrity?
 
2012-11-12 02:55:55 AM  
Hey Mickey!
 
2012-11-12 04:32:19 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Toni didn't misspend her money so much as have to spend a lot of it on healthcare for her lupus (which might be a joke to white boys, but it's serious business to black women).


Exactly. I'd imagine it's quite a challenge making ends meet when you have lupus and a couple million dollar mansions as well.

/derp
 
2012-11-12 08:13:13 AM  
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Many lifetimes ago, I worked as an independent transportation contractor. At any given time, there was about 40 guys and me, waiting for jobs, delivering whatever would fit in our vehicles. Well, on Friday nights, of course no one wanted to work late, and no one ever wanted to make residential deliveries. I heard my number called, and started biatchin, while the guys that lucked out started laughing. Two hours later, I wandered back into dispatch and handed my supervisors tip money and autographed pictures of Toni Braxton. She had a party planned, and the catering truck had some sort of issue, so my bosses were called, needing someone who could scoot back and forth from the truck to her house bringing the rest of the supplies. Since I was the only female, the bosses figured I was the safest one to ensure the job got finished. Toni is really a tiny, tiny girl, and very sweet. I had no problem splitting my tip money, since I kept 75%, and dispatch really liked the pictures!


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2012-11-12 08:57:17 AM  
(puts hand up to face in the shape of a phone and mouths...)

Call me Toni.
 
2012-11-12 10:44:54 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Seriously. She files for bankruptcy around 2000 and now again. Pay your bills biatch. You have a bank account. Look at how much you make vs how much you spend. Math......it's not that hard.


She was told there would be no math.
 
2012-11-12 10:58:07 AM  

MaxSupernova: When she was in her prime there were few as lovely looking as Toni Braxton. I don't care to own her house but would enjoy touching her hiney.


You could fondle the toilet seats.
 
2012-11-12 12:11:49 PM  

MaxSupernova: When she was in her prime there were few as lovely looking as Toni Braxton. I don't care to own her house but would enjoy touching her hiney.


More miles on that, then my 1982 Buick.
 
2012-11-12 03:29:07 PM  

KrispyKritter: did someone forget how to sing or something? Sade comes out with a recording every what, 5 or 10 years, makes a frickin' bundle, goes back to living the sweet diamond life.


ftfy
 
2012-11-13 11:15:13 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Sade doesn't have a debilitating disease to deal with. Toni didn't misspend her money so much as have to spend a lot of it on healthcare for her lupus (which might be a joke to white boys, but it's serious business to black women).


I had always heard that basically her manager farked her out of a lot of the cash she made. As often happens with managers.
 
2012-11-13 06:20:22 PM  
Maybe Jay-Z and Beyonce' can hold a fund raiser. Start sort of a black charity movement.
 
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