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(Tacoma News Tribune)   Woman attacked outside church by man with dark hair, full beard. He appeared cross   ( divider line
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2012-11-11 04:06:36 PM  
Jesus, how can this hapen?
2012-11-11 04:11:50 PM  
2012-11-11 04:15:13 PM  
Subby, you nailed it.
2012-11-11 06:18:22 PM  
I read that he escaped across the lake.
2012-11-11 06:40:15 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
2012-11-11 06:41:10 PM  
25 to 35 years of age?
that's Jesus!
2012-11-11 06:42:36 PM  
I know Olympia is the capitol of Washington state,yet most visitor's guides hardly mention the place. Not much going for it?
2012-11-11 06:44:38 PM  
LOL. The description sounds like the general Western archetype of Jesus!
2012-11-11 06:46:15 PM  
Dude's gonna get crucified if he's caught.
2012-11-11 06:49:07 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Dude's gonna get crucified if he's caught.

Crucifixion? Good. Line on the left; one cross each.
2012-11-11 06:49:22 PM  
Gee, it does seem like it's probably Jesus. Probably a little freaked out from the transport from Heaven - it's probably a lot like in Terminator, no clothes, lightening and fire and stuff..., - but, uh, yeah I'd say it's definitely Him. He's back. Must be the, uh, the Apocalypse. Ayup.
Good Luck, Jesus!
2012-11-11 06:49:59 PM  
Excellent headline...and I went to church this morning too!
2012-11-11 06:50:56 PM  

wambu: Jesus, how can this hapen?

There's never a Roman around when you need one.
2012-11-11 06:54:32 PM  
Jesus is pissed off about Christmas music being played already.
2012-11-11 06:54:40 PM  
LDS female? She's used to being beaten down.
2012-11-11 06:56:02 PM  
LSD female? Used to being down.
2012-11-11 06:56:03 PM
Wanted for questioning.
2012-11-11 06:57:51 PM  
He's just practicing for his fight with Satan.
2012-11-11 06:59:42 PM
2012-11-11 07:08:39 PM  
if you catch a suspect casually give him m&m's during the interrogation.
2012-11-11 07:24:12 PM  
Description is most males attending TESC.
2012-11-11 07:31:49 PM  
Full-bodied laugh, Subs. Don't let it get to your head.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 07:48:08 PM  
God meant for it to happen.
2012-11-11 08:06:50 PM  

TomD9938: wambu: Jesus, how can this hapen?

There's never a Roman around when you need one.

And I just painted "Romanes eunt domus" on the wall, too. It's ironic.
2012-11-11 08:10:32 PM  
One free internets for subby

/pick it up from Drew
2012-11-11 08:50:36 PM  

wambu: Jesus, how can this hapen?

Obviously Jesus is on the rock again..
2012-11-11 09:07:55 PM  
That wasn't Jesus. It was probably Jesus, the Hispanic one not the White one!
2012-11-11 09:19:53 PM
Across from where?
2012-11-11 11:25:54 PM  
As I said, I'm kind of angry about voting for the wrong loser myself, but sheesh.

And urban.derelict, it appears the Drew has one fine set of assets.
2012-11-12 11:27:05 AM  
nobody messes with the jesus
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