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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Man in cardiac arrest pushes a woman's car into traffic, continues to drive through the intersection, crashes through the front of a Burger King, where the car then catches on fire, and the man is then brought back to life on scene...TA-DA?   (ksl.com) divider line 39
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2012-11-11 04:31:48 PM
If this hadn't been a witnessed arrest it would have turned out much differently.
This is why I like fire/ems as opposed to sitting behind a desk. Much more interesting.
 
2012-11-11 05:01:46 PM
And promptly ordered a whopper with cheese to continue clogging his arteries.
 
2012-11-11 05:01:49 PM
tard zombie strength?
 
2012-11-11 05:02:12 PM
I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.

/Am i doing it right?
 
2012-11-11 05:08:20 PM
It was a million-dollar accident.

/still waiting for the money.
 
2012-11-11 05:13:01 PM
Cited for driving under the influence of death.
 
2012-11-11 05:13:37 PM
The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.

I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?
 
2012-11-11 05:14:40 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.

/Am i doing it right?


What? Being an asshole? yes.
 
2012-11-11 05:15:45 PM

traylor: The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.

I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?



Maybe he faked the cardiac arrest to avoid police arrest?
 
2012-11-11 05:16:12 PM
....the aristocrats?
 
2012-11-11 05:16:40 PM
Ah, Burger King.

Home of the flame-broiled Dodge Dart.
 
2012-11-11 05:17:39 PM
The driver sounds like the type of person that owns a pitbull, smokes meth while driving and doesn't slow down for pedestrians, other cars, cyclists or restaurants.
 
2012-11-11 05:19:44 PM

cretinbob: Bit'O'Gristle: I'm surprised that he wasn't pulled out of the car, found to be in diabetic coma, and beaten and tasered by the local constabulary.

/Am i doing it right?

What? Being an asshole? yes.



It happens:


Terror police 'shot' man in coma

"A man who had gone into a diabetic coma on a bus in Leeds was shot twice with a Taser gun by police who feared he may have been a security threat."

Terror Police indeed.
 
2012-11-11 05:28:02 PM
The Cardiac Arrestocrats?
 
2012-11-11 05:29:09 PM
He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.
 
2012-11-11 05:35:30 PM

traylor: The cause of the crash is under investigation by SLCPD.

I don't have the mental capacity to cope with the challenge that is understanding the words that I see written in this sentence. I mean lolwat, seriously. They need an investigation? Are they suspecting pink unicorns or what?


The heart attack may have been brought on by the crash, rather than precipitating the crash.
 
2012-11-11 05:36:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

dear god i get a heart attack just looking at this
 
2012-11-11 05:39:48 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


"It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."
 
2012-11-11 05:44:33 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


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2012-11-11 05:48:59 PM
I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.
 
2012-11-11 05:54:48 PM
Psssstttt....

This happenes 500 times an hour in certain cities.....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 05:57:56 PM

Huggermugger: I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.


Exactly. I died of cardiac arrest one time when I was driving, but I had the decency to plow down a couple of illegal aliens rather than a Burger King when I did it.
 
2012-11-11 06:04:58 PM

MrHappyRotter: Huggermugger: I had a close relative who died of a heart attack while he was driving. Fortunately, he was not on the Beltway, and he was able to pull over to the shoulder of the road.

Exactly. I died of cardiac arrest one time when I was driving, but I had the decency to plow down a couple of illegal aliens rather than a Burger King when I did it.


Wouldn't you have plowed down more than just a couple if you'd hit a BK?
 
2012-11-11 06:18:28 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


And defibrillators don't restart hearts, they shock them back into a proper rhythmn when they are fibrillating.
 
2012-11-11 06:19:25 PM

Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.

[www.news-medical.net image 152x288]

Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.


Oh thanks NOW you tell me, I just got done eating a cheesesteak and fries.
 
2012-11-11 06:21:19 PM
Was his name Chev Chelios ?
 
2012-11-11 06:36:25 PM

coil222: ....the aristocrats?


0/10
 
2012-11-11 06:49:17 PM
the assholeicrats??
 
2012-11-11 07:07:43 PM

JasonOfOrillia: And promptly ordered a whopper with cheese to continue clogging his arteries.


Done in two.
 
2012-11-11 07:17:15 PM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.


It's one definition.
 
2012-11-11 07:27:36 PM

Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.


Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.



Ever heard of Jim Fixx?
 
2012-11-11 07:36:43 PM
. . . The Aortacrats!
 
2012-11-11 07:43:19 PM
web-images.chacha.com
 
2012-11-11 07:45:20 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]

dear god i get a heart attack just looking at this


Y'know what they call a heart attack in Paris?
 
2012-11-11 08:02:08 PM

shanrick: . . . The Aortacrats!


Read that as "Autocrats." It still worked.
 
2012-11-11 08:21:27 PM

ukexpat: Captain Horatio Mindblower: He wasn't brought back to life; he was revived. You can't be brought back to life if you aren't dead. And he can't have been dead, since he was revived.

Yes, his heart stopped. No that isn't the same thing as being dead.

And defibrillators don't restart hearts, they shock them back into a proper rhythmn when they are fibrillating.


Actually, no they don't. They shut off a chaotic disrhythmia in the heart, and that then allows the sino-atrial nerve to re-establish a normal rhythym.
 
2012-11-11 08:43:59 PM

Rufus Lee King: Speaking of heart attacks, I had one last Friday. Got out of the hospital a couple of days ago, equipped with one of these defibrillators, which I have to wear for three months while waiting to see if I respond to medication, or need a pacemaker installed. No end of fun, lemmee tell ya.

[www.news-medical.net image 152x288]

Moral of story: keep a healthy lifestyle. It's simply not worth it to do otherwise.


Hope you feel better soon... take care of yourself

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 09:36:49 AM
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2012-11-12 01:16:45 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: wilfordbrimleywalkingawayfromfireball.jpg


i6.photobucket.com

Best I could find
 
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