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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   In the middle of a robbery, facing a 5'3" guy with a shotgun, store employee thinks to himself, "I can take this guy." And he does   (santacruzsentinel.com) divider line 13
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2012-11-11 06:02:41 PM  
3 votes:
If more surfers carried guns there'd be much less crime in Santa Cruz. And the more silver bullets, the less vampires. One thing I never could stand about the place.
2012-11-11 07:32:35 PM  
2 votes:

pup.socket: Does he get to keep the gun?


Yes, thanks to the landmark legal case of Finders and Keepers v. Losers and Weepers.
2012-11-11 06:11:07 PM  
2 votes:
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Naturally, he had to ask the robber to leave the store.
2012-11-11 05:57:50 PM  
2 votes:
This would-be robber hoped for an easy score-and, surprisingly.....



*dons sunglasses*


.....came up quite short.

/yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
2012-11-11 06:34:59 PM  
1 votes:

Captain Darling: CruiserTwelve: Why is the press afraid to report a suspect's race? It's the most visible aspect of a person's physical description, but they rarely include it. I'm guessing their afraid they'll look racist.

Or they don't want to deal with a deluge of racist comments that are inevitable any time a suspect's race is mentioned and it isn't white.


Doesn't work, though. The people who need to talk about it bring it up anyway.
2012-11-11 06:08:28 PM  
1 votes:
Just remember when facing a shotgun wielding robber the difference between hero and wall smear is a few pounds trigger pull...
2012-11-11 06:06:56 PM  
1 votes:
Wanted for questioning?

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2012-11-11 06:04:22 PM  
1 votes:
5'-3"? Yosemite Sam must have got paroled.
2012-11-11 06:01:03 PM  
1 votes:

Indolent: A blue beanie? Who the hell wears beanies these days?


Everyone?
2012-11-11 05:56:47 PM  
1 votes:
I might take my chances against a small handgun or a knife depending on the situation, but not with a shotgun. Fark that, that's what insurance money is for.
2012-11-11 05:56:32 PM  
1 votes:
no race description, so we're assuming the man is an african american
2012-11-11 05:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: Police ask anyone who sees someone matching the description to call 9-1-1.

I saw that guy and tried to call but I couldn't find the hyphen key on the dialer.
2012-11-11 05:52:47 PM  
1 votes:

CruiserTwelve:
Why is the press afraid to report a suspect's race? It's the most visible aspect of a person's physical description, but they rarely include it. I'm guessing their afraid they'll look racist.


Yeah, they had no problems with: "They learned that the man was holding a black, full-sized pump shotgun". Why is it ok to be racist towards shotguns?!?
 
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