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2012-11-11 03:26:18 PM
8 votes:
I like how they're using a website created by the Obama Administration to show how they want to leave it.
2012-11-11 05:28:51 PM
7 votes:

I Like Bread: Im_Gumby: jayhawk88: These citizen generated petitions...

Did they also request naked pictures of Bea Aurthur?

Here... let me help

[imageshack.us image 358x462]

Do you have the un-Photoshopped version?


Sure do:

www.waldenfans.com
2012-11-11 01:03:27 PM
7 votes:
Any old asshole can file a petition.

www.joeydevilla.com
2012-11-11 05:05:49 PM
6 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Those petitions are a great place to look for the names of Traitors.



Not really. I'm signing the ones for the states I want to get rid of.
2012-11-11 05:04:19 PM
6 votes:
someone should make a petition to ask the white house to remove the secession petitions.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-11 02:28:13 PM
6 votes:
More like cranky hillbillies in 15 states want to waste the taxpayer's time & money because Rmoney's defeat gave them epic amounts of butthurt, and drama-queens gotta drama-queen.
2012-11-11 04:26:21 PM
5 votes:
No one's done this yet?

theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com

DNRTFA
2012-11-11 06:07:17 PM
4 votes:

Weaver95: I gotta be honest. some days I find it very difficult to tell the tea party from the UFO nutballs


It's simple - one group clings to their oddball obsessions and delusions and doesn't understand why the rest of society won't wake up, see the truth, and accept that they're right, and the other group believes in flying saucers.
2012-11-11 05:03:52 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-11 04:38:26 PM
4 votes:
Oh on, an online petition. I hope that they don't create a FB group also.
2012-11-11 04:23:16 PM
4 votes:
Can't wait for my taxes to drop from the southern states no longer mooching off the other states!
2012-11-11 05:22:04 PM
3 votes:
wow - all 328 Republicans in Oregon signed the petition.

The butt...it hurts
2012-11-11 05:16:54 PM
3 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com
2012-11-11 05:02:36 PM
3 votes:

jayhawk88: These citizen generated petitions...

Did they also request naked pictures of Bea Aurthur?


Here... let me help

imageshack.us
2012-11-11 02:32:07 PM
3 votes:
Poor things. So brainwashed. Bless their hearts.
2012-11-11 08:02:16 PM
2 votes:
"Liberal Schadenfreude is Out of Control: Why gloating after the election is nastier than ever"

THIS is why!
2012-11-11 05:46:03 PM
2 votes:
i280.photobucket.com
2012-11-11 05:25:01 PM
2 votes:
From the history books of the future:
In the course of human history, many great nations were birthed from inauspicious beginnings. Nowhere was this more true than the People's Republic of Dumbfarkistan, formerly known as "those southern shiathole states." Thousands of keyboards, working in unison, rose up to protest the unfairness of the democratic election of some black guy, and together produced a governing document coated in the virtual cheeto dust of freedom, liberty, and sore loserism.
2012-11-11 05:23:23 PM
2 votes:
Link

Feeling a little snarky today.
2012-11-11 05:19:33 PM
2 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Did this happen in 2004? I heard that Dems reacted the same.


Yes in fact I was approached several times by people to sign a petition with regards to bringing back "Space Above and Beyond"
2012-11-11 04:50:26 PM
2 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: theorellior: Smackledorfer: OPEN YOUR EYES to Agenda 21.

Ahhh, yes, Agenda 21. I forget, is that the Gay Agenda or the Atheist Agenda?

It's the Gay Atheist Socialist Nazi Muslim Agenda.


You're both right. Of course the libitards and blue-beaniers are masking their real intent behind the farcical claim:

"Agenda 21, the Rio Declaration on Environment and Development, and the Statement of principles for the Sustainable Management of Forests were adopted by more than 178 Governments at the United Nations Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED) held in Rio de Janerio, Brazil, 3 to 14 June 1992."
2012-11-11 04:49:47 PM
2 votes:
It's not secession when a few hundred racist yokel shiatbags pass a petition around the klan meeting.
2012-11-11 04:45:39 PM
2 votes:

Curse of the Goth Kids: What kind of pansy asks to leave? Hoist your flag and be off with you if you've got the balls for it, otherwise shut your pie hole.


I might add: the founders of this country did not send King George a Request For Independence. On the other hand, neither were they blubbering, self-entitled hoveround diabetics.
2012-11-11 04:43:32 PM
2 votes:

eddiesocket: randomjsa: Generation_D: I think what this says is those of us who have been waiting for a calm, rational, centrist/right Republican party to come back and join the table have been sorely mistake

They'll come back when the moderate Democrats do.

There are only moderate Democrats these days.


That's not true. There are moderate Democrats, centrist Democrats, conservative Democrats and Democrats That Are Actually Republicans. They have a big tent!
2012-11-11 04:40:36 PM
2 votes:
www.globalnerdy.com 

I hope they keep it up, though. I want the right to keep working themselves into a froth and go even further into Wackyland.
2012-11-11 04:40:23 PM
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: OPEN YOUR EYES to Agenda 21.


Ahhh, yes, Agenda 21. I forget, is that the Gay Agenda or the Atheist Agenda?
2012-11-11 04:39:06 PM
2 votes:
FTFA- Texas was the next State to follow by a Micah H. from Arlington, Texas.
Looks like Skinnyhead's movin on up in the world!
2012-11-11 04:33:54 PM
2 votes:

randomjsa: Generation_D: I think what this says is those of us who have been waiting for a calm, rational, centrist/right Republican party to come back and join the table have been sorely mistake

They'll come back when the moderate Democrats do.


So you're saying that you believe the Democrats should shift to the left?
2012-11-11 04:33:54 PM
2 votes:
FTA: Louisiana, Texas, Montana, North Dakota, Indiana, Mississippi, Kentucky, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, New Jersey, Colorado, Oregon and New York

So, those five states went to Obama, one of them by 26.8 points. Also, subby, the top comment from the article about sums it up: The headline should read, "An Insignificant Number of Fringe Retards in 15 States File Meaningless Petitions". That would be accurate.....

Also, KY and CO? What the fark are you retards thinking (I know it's not the whole state, just a bunch of idiots)? You're landlocked, and completely surrounded by a country you are talking about leaving, or even fighting a war against. You do realize that the rest of the country could just boycott all trade with you, not allow anyone else to use our roads or airspace to trade with you, not allow you to use our roads or airspace, patrol the shiat out of your border and not recognize you as a legitimate country (meaning your citizens could never leave the state), and basically lock you into a state of isolation.... right? You do get that?
2012-11-11 04:25:17 PM
2 votes:
I can think of a handful of states I'd happily sign petitions to be rid of.
2012-11-11 04:03:13 PM
2 votes:
For a such a bunch of hard-nosed unyielding SOBs, these right-wingers are surprisingly whiny.
2012-11-11 02:50:14 PM
2 votes:
Bad time, guys. All those troops from Iraq and Afghanistan are coming home. Even in 15 states, putting down a Second Rebellion should be no trouble.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 01:12:47 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2012-11-13 12:42:53 AM
1 votes:
How many of the signatures so far are Weedlord Bonerhitler?
2012-11-12 09:04:36 AM
1 votes:

syrynxx: Not to point out anything rational, but every national company would leave these states. Wal-Mart would leave - let Texas negotiate its own trade agreements with China. Dell would leave - US companies would not retain a foreign-owned service company. NASA would leave. Oil from Texas-based companies would be heavily tarriffed on import into the United States - let's tax them 50%! Why not?

These morons had a chance to change the course of history - it's called 'voting'. I wonder how many people signing these petitions didn't actually vote.


You saying voting is the answer.

Just a small history lesson: No state that was a Confederate State voted for Lincoln, yet he won the Presidency winning 60% of the electoral vote but only 40% of the popular vote, which was the final straw, igniting the secession which began 1 month before his inauguration.

Here in 2012, similar situation, with the exception of Florida, and the fact that there were only 2 real candidates and Obama won around 51% of the Popular vote. People voted. People Got butthurt because they feel under represented, or they are just racist morons, whatever it may be. Now they want to secede.

Then again the same thing happened after Bush won reelection. Within days there was ridiculous talk comin from the left about secession. I doubt thy were anymore serious than the attempts now, possibly less serious, but the talk was still there.

But my main point, voting. People seem to be okay with sticking out 4-8 years under a President and Comgress they don't agree with. But at some point, they get upset and realize that they're vote doesn't really make a bit of difference. Maybe if they get together with enough like minded people and scream loud enough someone will pay them some attention. And when that doesn't work they grab weapons and start slinging them every where. Doesn't matter who they are. White, black, man, woman, republican, democrat, genius, moron; it's like asking why, in the year 2012 is there still war. Because people don't agree. We want what we want when we want it and we will only wait for so long before we get up and start slinging poop at each other.

Do I think these attempts are serious? Nope. Evening Louisiana gets to 25,000 signatures that still only .5% of the states population. Come back to me when they get to a solid 5% and we'll talk. You see how this works? Not enough people have banded together and started throwing crap at me, so it's of no real concern.
2012-11-11 11:59:22 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: acanuck: wow - all 328 Republicans in Oregon signed the petition.

The butt...it hurts

Now we know how Gary is passing the time.


You're assuming he's still alive and not dead of some self-inflicted gunshot wound in the bottom of his silo.

I heard some cartridge casings hitting the floor.
2012-11-11 08:25:38 PM
1 votes:
*Shug* Maybe its grand experiment know as the United States is over. I feel bad for many of the red flyover states: they got nothing.

sandiegofreepress.org

/In a Absolutely GOP World
2012-11-11 07:45:10 PM
1 votes:

HeartBurnKid: [content.ytmnd.com image 426x320]

15 states? Wow... looks like we're gonna need some more Ass Cream.


Ass cream
you scream
we all scream
for Ass Cream.
2012-11-11 07:18:07 PM
1 votes:

LincolnLogolas: I was watching this unfold on WND. Apparently, the crazies actually believe this will actually accomplish something more than providing some comedy.

"Oh oh, let's sign this non-binding e-petition so that we can support a cause without actually doing or risking anything!"

Well, I was watching until they banninated me from posting. Too lazy to create another account to continue bugging them.


What's this WND site all about?

* logs onto site*

......oh_lawd.jpg....
2012-11-11 07:09:42 PM
1 votes:

sparkeyjames: Wow just look at all that patriotism pouring out of them.


It's staining their pants something fierce.
2012-11-11 06:39:13 PM
1 votes:

Generation_D: And then my quality of life drops because I have to support rounding them up and shooting them like the swine they are. And that sucks, there's so much better uses for that money.


And yet, rounding them up and shooting them proactively makes THEM the victims.
2012-11-11 06:15:43 PM
1 votes:

shastacola: I love the way the derp brigade in the comments section think the U.S. military is "their" army.


"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God." (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5 October 1962).

"I, _____ (SSAN), having been appointed an officer in the Army of the United States, as indicated above in the grade of _____ do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter; So help me God." (DA Form 71, 1 August 1959, for officers.)


We wouldn't want our servicemen and servicewomen to break an oath before God, would we?
2012-11-11 06:15:08 PM
1 votes:

OneBrightMonkey: Limbaugh was recently musing about a fabulous world in which America was physically split 50/50 between the major political parties.

The theory being the "moocher class" ensconced in the "blue" states would have no more struggling atlas' to leech off of - prompting imminent collapse.

Wouldn't the millions of elderly, white, Medicare and social security recipients that consistently vote republican be on the debit side of the ledger in red states in that case?


The red states would be apocalyptic wastelands of decrepit old people and redneck high school dropouts. But, really, it's Rush, what exactly do you expect?
2012-11-11 05:59:12 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Good luck with that.

Call me when this gets past the "Crank with a keyboard firing off letters" stage. You know, when legislators and Governors are making these sorts of calls. Folks certainly have the right to mutter and natter on, but if they're going to rely on militias to get 'er done, they might want to reconsider.

FTFA:

As of 12:46 am, Sunday, signatures obtained by Louisiana, 7,358; Texas, 3,771; Florida, 636; Georgia, 475; Alabama, 834; North Carolina, 792; Kentucky, 467; Mississippi, 475; Indiana, 449; North Dakota, 162; Montana, 440; Colorado, 324; Oregon, 328; New Jersey, 301 and New York, 169. Many more States are expected to follow.

Interesting to note that Arizona and Nevada aren't on that list. Then again, they sort of rely on Hoover Dam to make their communities actually viable...


Hey! THEY built that!
2012-11-11 05:58:44 PM
1 votes:
What, no petition from Idaho? I would have thought that there'd be at least one wingnut who has internet access and realizes that they haven't already seceded.
2012-11-11 05:51:04 PM
1 votes:
Republicans ran against a Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist, Radical Negroid.

And they lost.

i165.photobucket.com
2012-11-11 05:41:06 PM
1 votes:
But remember, it's the liberals that are anti-American.
2012-11-11 05:40:08 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-11 05:29:37 PM
1 votes:
All hail the Republic of Derpistan! 
2012-11-11 05:27:57 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2012-11-11 05:25:20 PM
1 votes:
All cited patriotism and a deeply felt love of country as key reasons to secede.
2012-11-11 05:24:48 PM
1 votes:
No...please, god...not PETITIONS!

Link.

Such great Americans...once an election doesn't go their way, they want to piss on the graves of all the TRUE patriots who died so they could be whiny biatches and just leave the United States.

The 101st Keyboarders have a new unit - the Benedict Arnold Brigade.
2012-11-11 05:14:11 PM
1 votes:
...it is practically feasible for Texas to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect it's citizens' standard of living...

gorzek.com
2012-11-11 05:14:05 PM
1 votes:

skipjack: hubiestubert:

You mean the folks who quoted said article? Or did you have a point in there somewhere that just missed actually being put in the form of full sentence that actually made sense?

I made the point I intended to.


That you lacked anything constructive to contribute? You do a marvelous job of that already. Keep it up. You are a master of irrelevancy...
2012-11-11 05:11:37 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: They'll come back when the moderate Democrats do.


Good point. The Democrats have occupied the right wing part position and Republicans aren't going to become more liberal so they were forced into the fascist sphere.
I too wish the Democrats would move to the left randomsja, thank you for your intelligent observation.
2012-11-11 05:08:52 PM
1 votes:

rthanu: KarmicDisaster: Those petitions are a great place to look for the names of Traitors.


Not really. I'm signing the ones for the states I want to get rid of.


Yep.
2012-11-11 05:06:55 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: As of 12:46 am, Sunday, signatures obtained by Louisiana, 7,358; Texas, 3,771; Florida, 636; Georgia, 475; Alabama, 834; North Carolina, 792; Kentucky, 467; Mississippi, 475; Indiana, 449; North Dakota, 162; Montana, 440; Colorado, 324; Oregon, 328; New Jersey, 301 and New York, 169. Many more States are expected to follow.


Meanwhile, the Save City of Heroes petition is currently at over 21,000 signatures. I'm still amused.
2012-11-11 04:58:25 PM
1 votes:
Weaver95 2012-11-11 04:37:17 PM

I can't speak for anyone else here but...I gotta be honest. some days I find it very difficult to tell the tea party from the UFO nutballs and 'sovereign state' wackos.

Weav, there's no difference.

The teabaggers have finally left the building of Perfectly Legitimate Complaint and screwed their wits into the same psychological power socket the UFO nuts did years ago. Different obsession-targets, that's all.

They want to separate themselves from the thundering herd of Wonderbread out there BECAUSE SPECIAL, and by gosh if they didn't pick an especially petulant and annoying way to attention-whore.

That's my half-ass conclusion and I guess I'll stick to it until I get better info.
2012-11-11 04:53:04 PM
1 votes:
And while I figure that some folks imagine their new nations will inherit military bases, I don't think that the US is going to give up Fort Hood. Or even Fort Bliss. They might give Polk to Louisiana just to be rid of it...
2012-11-11 04:52:30 PM
1 votes:
Zero states have filed to secede, and zero will. That was settled a ways back. Movealong.
2012-11-11 04:51:59 PM
1 votes:
I love the idiot(s) in the comments who said the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

If there is a bigger myth hoisted upon the American people about its own history, I can't think of one.

That Lost Cause movement that started before the Confederate guns even went silent sure was effective, it made it so that centuries later, nobody even bothers to read contemporary things like newspaper articles, political statements, Confederate constitutions, or even secession documents.

(Yes "state's rights." The state's right was slavery.)
2012-11-11 04:51:31 PM
1 votes:

crab66: It's not secession when a few hundred racist yokel shiatbags pass a petition around the klan meeting.


And it keeps them busy and visible, so I guess that's good.
2012-11-11 04:49:19 PM
1 votes:
"New York, 169."

There's more people than that living in a single apartment house in NYC.
2012-11-11 04:45:53 PM
1 votes:
I turned off NoScript temporarily to read the comments out of a perverse curiosity.

I'm sad now. That there's some nuclear grade weaponized Derp.
2012-11-11 04:43:45 PM
1 votes:
What happens when every state has a petition? Do people think every state can function as it's own country? Do they think that Obama would be automatically impeached? The derp is just too much.
2012-11-11 04:41:16 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Smackledorfer: OPEN YOUR EYES to Agenda 21.

Ahhh, yes, Agenda 21. I forget, is that the Gay Agenda or the Atheist Agenda?


It's the Gay Atheist Socialist Nazi Muslim Agenda.
2012-11-11 04:38:18 PM
1 votes:
Any dumbass can set up a petition at whitehouse.gov.

/That makes it easier for the Secret Service to keep track of them.
//Dumbasses.
2012-11-11 04:37:31 PM
1 votes:

js34603: Before the Well Byes and the air of superiority becomes too overwhelming in here, maybe take a look at the article and realize its random crackpots in these states trying to petition for this on the same Obama site that has featured other such winning petitions as releasing the truth about UFOs and the disclosure of the White House beer recipe.

In other words, crazies gonna crazy. Stop cheering for states to leave the country, it makes you look just as bad as them.


Laughing at idiots that cry about secession cause Obama won is not remotely the same as crying about secession because Obama won.

I swear, this week has produced the most idiotic "bot sides are bad" comments in the history of ever.
2012-11-11 04:37:28 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Generation_D: I think what this says is those of us who have been waiting for a calm, rational, centrist/right Republican party to come back and join the table have been sorely mistake

They'll come back when the moderate Democrats do.


Not that I accept your premise, but you're saying that the extreme, reality-denying GOPers are caused by a rightward-moving left?
2012-11-11 04:37:21 PM
1 votes:
Do it f@99ot
2012-11-11 04:37:17 PM
1 votes:

js34603: Before the Well Byes and the air of superiority becomes too overwhelming in here, maybe take a look at the article and realize its random crackpots in these states trying to petition for this on the same Obama site that has featured other such winning petitions as releasing the truth about UFOs and the disclosure of the White House beer recipe.

In other words, crazies gonna crazy. Stop cheering for states to leave the country, it makes you look just as bad as them.


I can't speak for anyone else here but...I gotta be honest. some days I find it very difficult to tell the tea party from the UFO nutballs and 'sovereign state' wackos.
2012-11-11 04:36:58 PM
1 votes:
These citizen generated petitions...

Did they also request naked pictures of Bea Aurthur?
2012-11-11 04:36:00 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Generation_D: I think what this says is those of us who have been waiting for a calm, rational, centrist/right Republican party to come back and join the table have been sorely mistake

They'll come back when the moderate Democrats do.


when the GOP kicked out all their moderates, where do you think a lot of them ended up? sure, some went to the libertarians...but even more went Democrat.
2012-11-11 04:35:43 PM
1 votes:
Before the Well Byes and the air of superiority becomes too overwhelming in here, maybe take a look at the article and realize its random crackpots in these states trying to petition for this on the same Obama site that has featured other such winning petitions as releasing the truth about UFOs and the disclosure of the White House beer recipe.

In other words, crazies gonna crazy. Stop cheering for states to leave the country, it makes you look just as bad as them.
2012-11-11 04:35:01 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: It isn't even about north and south. This is just urban vs. rural now. That's the reason states like Oregon, New Jersey and New York are in that list. Because stupid hicks in rural areas are similar on either side of the Mason-Dixon line.


I live in (semi) rural Oregon. I can vouch for this.

/ it gets even derpier in the southern part of the State, and in the east...
2012-11-11 04:34:19 PM
1 votes:

Eagle2001: Hey morans,

"Love it or leave it" refers to you, personally, not the actual land of the United States. If you don't want to be a part of this country, you're free to go to any country that will take you, but the landmass that is your state stays.


I rarely take the "you don't like it here? Buhbye" approach, but when it comes to seceding from the nation.. ya. Buhbye. But your land stays here. If enough of you get together and want to do a buyout of some kind I would be on board with it. Sell some of our border with mexico, and draw the new lines in a way such that we have less border to guard. You don't get any coast though, because we like all that. You get nothing that could be classified as upriver either, because we know how you farkers are going to pollute the shiat out of it immediately. Good luck have fun!
2012-11-11 04:32:36 PM
1 votes:
Good luck with that.

Call me when this gets past the "Crank with a keyboard firing off letters" stage. You know, when legislators and Governors are making these sorts of calls. Folks certainly have the right to mutter and natter on, but if they're going to rely on militias to get 'er done, they might want to reconsider.

FTFA:

As of 12:46 am, Sunday, signatures obtained by Louisiana, 7,358; Texas, 3,771; Florida, 636; Georgia, 475; Alabama, 834; North Carolina, 792; Kentucky, 467; Mississippi, 475; Indiana, 449; North Dakota, 162; Montana, 440; Colorado, 324; Oregon, 328; New Jersey, 301 and New York, 169. Many more States are expected to follow.

Interesting to note that Arizona and Nevada aren't on that list. Then again, they sort of rely on Hoover Dam to make their communities actually viable...
2012-11-11 04:32:26 PM
1 votes:
Not getting paid to get shot is no way to go through life.
2012-11-11 04:32:05 PM
1 votes:
Somehow a petition to secede on the White House website doesn't seem official but signing one does get your Name on a Government Computer file.
2012-11-11 04:31:32 PM
1 votes:
It isn't even about north and south. This is just urban vs. rural now. That's the reason states like Oregon, New Jersey and New York are in that list. Because stupid hicks in rural areas are similar on either side of the Mason-Dixon line.
2012-11-11 04:30:52 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: YouAreItNoTagBacks: No one's done this yet?

[theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com image 299x156]

DNRTFA

It includes Oregon a few freaking dumbasses from Oregon who managed to find the White House petition website. While my fellow Californians might cut my dick off for this... I LOVE Oregon.

Not Oregon drivers though. You farking suck.


FTFY

Caught the Cal game yesterday...brutal.
2012-11-11 04:30:10 PM
1 votes:
i20.photobucket.com

It's treason, then...
2012-11-11 04:29:58 PM
1 votes:
Hey morans,

"Love it or leave it" refers to you, personally, not the actual land of the United States. If you don't want to be a part of this country, you're free to go to any country that will take you, but the landmass that is your state stays.
2012-11-11 04:29:23 PM
1 votes:

YouAreItNoTagBacks: No one's done this yet?

[theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com image 299x156]

DNRTFA


It includes Oregon. While my fellow Californians might cut my dick off for this... I LOVE Oregon.

Not Oregon drivers though. You farking suck.
2012-11-11 04:29:23 PM
1 votes:
Laura Pank,"And I think that you are one of those retards that think the welfare state and doing nothing is the answer. I think that you are a disillusioned idiot if you think that things are going to get better from here. OPEN YOUR EYES to the TYRANNY from BOTH PARTIES, OPEN YOUR EYES to Agenda 21. And then, OPEN YOUR EYES and look at the history books and you will see that if we continue on the same path that we will be America "aka China #2" in a few more yests"

Study it out!

I'd like to believe comments like these aren't sincere. I really would.
2012-11-11 04:27:35 PM
1 votes:
don't let the door hit ya
where the good lord split ya.
2012-11-11 04:07:01 PM
1 votes:
I think what this says is those of us who have been waiting for a calm, rational, centrist/right Republican party to come back and join the table have been sorely mistaken. The Tea Party / Racist / Separatist Right is here to stay, and they won't quit til they get their way, which is their own country run by American Taliban.

And I'd be fine with giving it to them, but the problem is then they would declare war on us probably the next minute.

And then my quality of life drops because I have to support rounding them up and shooting them like the swine they are. And that sucks, there's so much better uses for that money.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-11 03:02:22 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Bad time, guys. All those troops from Iraq and Afghanistan are coming home. Even in 15 states, putting down a Second Rebellion should be no trouble.


I think they believe that 99% of the military is good'ol boys who would be on their side.
2012-11-11 02:37:30 PM
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I like that the petition specifically mentions "blatant abuses of their rights such as the NDAA, the TSA, etc."
The only two TX House Reps who voted 'NO' on the NDAA are Ruben Hinojoso and Michael Burgess. The TSA was created by Texan George W. Bush.
By the way, Ron Paul was a vocal opponent of the NDAA, but couldn't be bothered to come in to vote against it.
2012-11-11 01:26:01 PM
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Arthur Jumbles: Some random idiot sends off a letter. Wake me up when it's the governor and senators making the request.


At this point, wouldn't surprise me if that was in the works.
 
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