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(NASCAR)   Two races left in the Chase for the Cup. Can Brad K even it up, or will the Dark Side of the Force prevail? It's the AdvoCare 500 from Phoenix International Raceway, green flag drops at 3:20pm on ESPN   (nascar.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Phoenix International Raceway, Brad Keselowski, Chad Knaus, NASCAR Hall of Fame, full count, Martinsville, Penske, Chicagoland  
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2012-11-11 01:40:23 PM  
Waiting.. waiting...
 
2012-11-11 01:43:16 PM  
Fire up the idol and go Junior!
 
2012-11-11 01:45:49 PM  
How original, NASCAR

img.photobucket.com

WE ALREADY HAD AN ADVOCARE 500 THIS YEAR

this one's gonna be just more boring
 
2012-11-11 01:46:01 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Waiting.. waiting...


You and me both, I submitted this 2 hours ago, and it's *still* not on the greenlit list.
 
2012-11-11 01:47:00 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Shadow Blasko: Waiting.. waiting...

You and me both, I submitted this 2 hours ago, and it's *still* not on the greenlit list.


And, in the meantime, the WWE PPV thread got greened 6 hrs early.
 
2012-11-11 01:49:22 PM  

DanZero: How original, NASCAR

[img.photobucket.com image 550x309]

WE ALREADY HAD AN ADVOCARE 500 THIS YEAR

this one's gonna be just more boring


Depends... Lets get the bondage chat going again... and it might be entertaining.
 
2012-11-11 01:53:29 PM  

Shadow Blasko: DanZero: How original, NASCAR

[img.photobucket.com image 550x309]

WE ALREADY HAD AN ADVOCARE 500 THIS YEAR

this one's gonna be just more boring

Depends... Lets get the bondage chat going again... and it might be entertaining.


Agreed, but if the modmins don't wake up soon, this is gonna be a TFer-only NASCAR race/bondage discussion thread (NTTAWWT).
 
2012-11-11 01:54:04 PM  
When does the boogity drop?
 
2012-11-11 01:56:38 PM  

Shadow Blasko: When does the boogity drop?


Anytime between 2:45 ET and 3:25 ET (the 2 PM ET coverage start races tend to have green flags drop at around the 2:45 PM ET mark).
 
2012-11-11 01:57:20 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Shadow Blasko: Waiting.. waiting...

You and me both, I submitted this 2 hours ago, and it's *still* not on the greenlit list.

And, in the meantime, the WWE PPV thread got greened 6 hrs early.


They had to appease the fWc bunch, they're not only bigger, but I understand they have other ways to get greenlights earlier
 
2012-11-11 01:58:31 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Shadow Blasko: Waiting.. waiting...

You and me both, I submitted this 2 hours ago, and it's *still* not on the greenlit list.

And, in the meantime, the WWE PPV thread got greened 6 hrs early.

They had to appease the fWc bunch, they're not only bigger, but I understand they have other ways to get greenlights earlier


And I swear one of them hates NASCAR, and tries to delay NASCAR green-lights.
 
2012-11-11 02:05:53 PM  

Shadow Blasko: When does the boogity drop?


Green flag is 3:20 PM ET or so, so figure checkered flag at around 7 PM ET or so, depending on how badly the France family wants the 48 to win.
 
2012-11-11 02:10:32 PM  

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Shadow Blasko: Waiting.. waiting...

You and me both, I submitted this 2 hours ago, and it's *still* not on the greenlit list.

And, in the meantime, the WWE PPV thread got greened 6 hrs early.

They had to appease the fWc bunch, they're not only bigger, but I understand they have other ways to get greenlights earlier


Don't suppose you have some means to wake up a mod enough to green this thread?
 
2012-11-11 02:11:33 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Second to last race of season, which means I'm roughly three weeks away from throwing diecasts in the dryer again.
 
2012-11-11 02:12:47 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Shadow Blasko: When does the boogity drop?

Green flag is 3:20 PM ET or so, so figure checkered flag at around 7 PM ET or so, depending on how badly the France family wants the 48 to win.


Jimmy wont win today. It would be bad for ratings for next week.

I expect a top 10 for the 48, with a bad pit stop near the end, but not a win.
 
2012-11-11 02:34:16 PM  
Thanks Admins!
 
2012-11-11 02:35:20 PM  
And now I am going to take a 45 minute nap. Ended up sleeping in my car last night for complicated reasons not related to me, and I am sore and tired.
 
2012-11-11 02:37:50 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Ended up sleeping in my car last night for complicated reasons not related to me, and I am sore and tired.


Heck with the bondage stuff. I would like to hear about this sleeping in the car thing.
 
2012-11-11 02:38:43 PM  
What's first, Green flag or Green light?

BOOGIDY BOOGIDY LET'S GET APPROVING ADMIN

/whoops

/thanks
 
2012-11-11 02:39:14 PM  
Woot! Finally got greened 30 minutes or so before green-flag time!
 
2012-11-11 02:41:00 PM  
On a non-race subject, WTF is it doing being 68 F in Michigan in *November*???
 
2012-11-11 02:42:45 PM  
Okay, it's getting serious. Forget the idol, which has forsaken us. I say we all use our collective power to root for Keselowski and Bowyer the next two races.
 
2012-11-11 02:44:41 PM  

vegaswench: Okay, it's getting serious. Forget the idol, which has forsaken us. I say we all use our collective power to root for Keselowski and Bowyer the next two races.


Brad K to win and Bowyer to take out the 48, right?
 
2012-11-11 02:45:58 PM  

vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: Ended up sleeping in my car last night for complicated reasons not related to me, and I am sore and tired.

Heck with the bondage stuff. I would like to hear about this sleeping in the car thing.


My roommate has his kids on the weekends, and his ex doesn't like me so I occupy "elsewhere" on the weekends.

Elsewhere is usually a friend of mines "party/crash" pad. Last night *her* boyfriend went megadouche and started throwing furniture and wrecking the place because she had to work late and he wanted to go party.

He ended up OD'ing and in the hospital. I left when the throwing shiat started, because I don't need to be around that shiat anymore, and I didn't wanna deal with cops when the eventual meltdown happened.

Turns out I still have good instincts.

But, as it midnight by the time I was out of there, I just ended up in the local walmart parking lot. It was ok, I still had my ren faire stuff in the car, so I just wrapped up in my cloak and camped in my RX8.

/End story.
 
2012-11-11 02:47:05 PM  

Shadow Blasko: He ended up OD'ing and in the hospital. I left when the throwing shiat started, because I don't need to be around that shiat anymore, and I didn't wanna deal with cops when the eventual meltdown happened.


Daaaaamn.
 
2012-11-11 02:47:20 PM  

ClavellBCMI: On a non-race subject, WTF is it doing being 68 F in Michigan in *November*???


Not for long.

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net 

That front is moving with a quickness.
 
2012-11-11 02:51:18 PM  
no updated idol this week. It's been a helluva week for me. But next week, for the final race, uber-idol will be presented.
 
2012-11-11 02:52:00 PM  

Shadow Blasko: ClavellBCMI: On a non-race subject, WTF is it doing being 68 F in Michigan in *November*???

Not for long.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 822x642] 

That front is moving with a quickness.


I know it's going to get back to reality soon, but it's still strange.
 
2012-11-11 02:52:44 PM  
3:20 start?

Admins had a bit more time today
 
2012-11-11 02:53:05 PM  
If the truck and Nationwide races are any indication, this race should be a laugh fest. If this Cup season is any indication, I'll be flipping back and forth between the race and Firefly marathon. Heh.
 
2012-11-11 02:53:32 PM  
Just stopped by to say "nobody cares".
Enjoy the race.
 
2012-11-11 02:54:17 PM  

DanZero: 3:20 start?

Admins had a bit more time today


I know, I put the thread up at around 11 AM ET or so, figuring that the mods would greenlight it at around 1 PM for a 2 PM appearance.
 
2012-11-11 02:56:39 PM  

slyde: Just stopped by to say "nobody cares".
Enjoy the race.


But...but....but...*I* care.

/heh
 
2012-11-11 02:58:09 PM  
:::sets up laptop, orders the first of many Yeunglings, settles back for the race::::

Greetings, all.

/no PRN link this week?
 
2012-11-11 03:00:29 PM  
Some interesting reading before the race starts:

FTA:
Pemberton said a primary objective with the new car is to increase stability in traffic and reduce the advantage that a lead car has over a trailing car. Many drivers have complained passing is difficult because of the turbulence created when following behind another car, and NASCAR has tried many ways to reduce the importance of aerodynamics.

At least NASCAR is aware of the problem. The rest of the article is somewhat mixed on if they're actually willing to do what is needed to fix that problem.
 
2012-11-11 03:01:08 PM  

Mztlplx: :::sets up laptop, orders the first of many Yeunglings, settles back for the race::::

Greetings, all.

/no PRN link this week?


Ask and ye shall receive. MRN this week: Link
 
2012-11-11 03:02:58 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

this is my new kitten, Topaz. Just got her yesterday. She's currently asleep on my lap :)
 
2012-11-11 03:02:59 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm
Clear that @Keselowski is in @JimmieJohnson's head right now. Mainly because he just checked in on @FourSquare from "Jimmie Johnson's Head."
 
2012-11-11 03:04:11 PM  
this is a painfully awkward invocation
 
2012-11-11 03:05:19 PM  

Jensaarai: Some interesting reading before the race starts:

FTA:
Pemberton said a primary objective with the new car is to increase stability in traffic and reduce the advantage that a lead car has over a trailing car. Many drivers have complained passing is difficult because of the turbulence created when following behind another car, and NASCAR has tried many ways to reduce the importance of aerodynamics.

At least NASCAR is aware of the problem. The rest of the article is somewhat mixed on if they're actually willing to do what is needed to fix that problem.


And all of the changes that were made to come up with the 2012 car were in an effort to get rid of pack racing and freight-train drafting, which really only affected the races at Daytona and Talledega (and Texas, to a degree).
 
2012-11-11 03:05:29 PM  

i205.photobucket.com

Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!

 
2012-11-11 03:06:20 PM  
JoJo? *JoJo*???
 
2012-11-11 03:07:02 PM  
Jojo?

She doesn't look at all the way she did when she was in Jodeci
 
2012-11-11 03:07:59 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Clear that @Keselowski is in @JimmieJohnson's head right now. Mainly because he just checked in on @FourSquare from "Jimmie Johnson's Head."
 
2012-11-11 03:12:46 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And all of the changes that were made to come up with the 2012 car were in an effort to get rid of pack racing and freight-train drafting, which really only affected the races at Daytona and Talledega (and Texas, to a degree).


Yeah. Looks like the focus this time is on fixing the 1.5 milers, which is absolutely where it should be, if we're stuck with em for now.

The thing is, I get the feeling that NASCAR is mostly angling for an "at least they tried," consolation from the fans. They talk about reducing horsepower, but don't commit to it. They talked about reducing downforce, but added it all back and are now going in the opposite direction.

I'm hopeful for next season to have better side by side racing, but I'm not confident in NASCAR's ability to break its own groupthink which lands us in our current spot every few years.

Still, at least they're aware of what fans are saying, which is more than I'd have credited 'em with, and a lot better than the current "fark what the fans want" attitude over in Indycar. Heh.
 
2012-11-11 03:13:13 PM  
"..and this button blocks the FARK Idol."

I believe I just saw one of Jimmeh's crew pointing out the Anti-Idol control in his car.

Explains much.
 
2012-11-11 03:14:18 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Depends... Lets get the bondage chat going again... and it might be entertaining.


I once filled a rust hole in the fender of a Nova, but it fell out the following winter.

Oh...
 
2012-11-11 03:14:22 PM  

Jensaarai: ClavellBCMI: And all of the changes that were made to come up with the 2012 car were in an effort to get rid of pack racing and freight-train drafting, which really only affected the races at Daytona and Talledega (and Texas, to a degree).

Yeah. Looks like the focus this time is on fixing the 1.5 milers, which is absolutely where it should be, if we're stuck with em for now.

The thing is, I get the feeling that NASCAR is mostly angling for an "at least they tried," consolation from the fans. They talk about reducing horsepower, but don't commit to it. They talked about reducing downforce, but added it all back and are now going in the opposite direction.

I'm hopeful for next season to have better side by side racing, but I'm not confident in NASCAR's ability to break its own groupthink which lands us in our current spot every few years.

Still, at least they're aware of what fans are saying, which is more than I'd have credited 'em with, and a lot better than the current "fark what the fans want" attitude over in Indycar. Heh.


Go back to using the 1970 body styles. Problem solved.
 
2012-11-11 03:15:37 PM  

emonk: Shadow Blasko: Depends... Lets get the bondage chat going again... and it might be entertaining.

I once filled a rust hole in the fender of a Nova, but it fell out the following winter.

Oh...


I just removed and recalibrated the mechanical fuel injection system on my Mercedes.

/owning a 30 year old car is a form of bondage
 
2012-11-11 03:17:46 PM  

Mztlplx: emonk: Shadow Blasko: Depends... Lets get the bondage chat going again... and it might be entertaining.

I once filled a rust hole in the fender of a Nova, but it fell out the following winter.

Oh...

I just removed and recalibrated the mechanical fuel injection system on my Mercedes.

/owning a 30 year old car is a form of bondage


Weren't you working on that thing a few weekends ago?
 
2012-11-11 03:18:28 PM  

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: ClavellBCMI: And all of the changes that were made to come up with the 2012 car were in an effort to get rid of pack racing and freight-train drafting, which really only affected the races at Daytona and Talledega (and Texas, to a degree).

Yeah. Looks like the focus this time is on fixing the 1.5 milers, which is absolutely where it should be, if we're stuck with em for now.

The thing is, I get the feeling that NASCAR is mostly angling for an "at least they tried," consolation from the fans. They talk about reducing horsepower, but don't commit to it. They talked about reducing downforce, but added it all back and are now going in the opposite direction.

I'm hopeful for next season to have better side by side racing, but I'm not confident in NASCAR's ability to break its own groupthink which lands us in our current spot every few years.

Still, at least they're aware of what fans are saying, which is more than I'd have credited 'em with, and a lot better than the current "fark what the fans want" attitude over in Indycar. Heh.

Go back to using the 1970 body styles. Problem solved.


Use 'stock' cars right from the showroom. Complete with all the stock systems. Be careful bump drafting or you'll deploy the airbags. And carry a trunk full of moonshine.
 
2012-11-11 03:19:22 PM  

emonk: Mztlplx: emonk: Shadow Blasko: Depends... Lets get the bondage chat going again... and it might be entertaining.

I once filled a rust hole in the fender of a Nova, but it fell out the following winter.

Oh...

I just removed and recalibrated the mechanical fuel injection system on my Mercedes.

/owning a 30 year old car is a form of bondage

Weren't you working on that thing a few weekends ago?


I am *always* working on that thing. Two weekends ago was the ignition system, though.
 
2012-11-11 03:19:34 PM  

vegaswench: Okay, it's getting serious. Forget the idol, which has forsaken us. I say we all use our collective power to root for Keselowski and Bowyer the next two races.


Count me in.
 
2012-11-11 03:21:02 PM  

clear_prop: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: ClavellBCMI: And all of the changes that were made to come up with the 2012 car were in an effort to get rid of pack racing and freight-train drafting, which really only affected the races at Daytona and Talledega (and Texas, to a degree).

Yeah. Looks like the focus this time is on fixing the 1.5 milers, which is absolutely where it should be, if we're stuck with em for now.

The thing is, I get the feeling that NASCAR is mostly angling for an "at least they tried," consolation from the fans. They talk about reducing horsepower, but don't commit to it. They talked about reducing downforce, but added it all back and are now going in the opposite direction.

I'm hopeful for next season to have better side by side racing, but I'm not confident in NASCAR's ability to break its own groupthink which lands us in our current spot every few years.

Still, at least they're aware of what fans are saying, which is more than I'd have credited 'em with, and a lot better than the current "fark what the fans want" attitude over in Indycar. Heh.

Go back to using the 1970 body styles. Problem solved.

Use 'stock' cars right from the showroom. Complete with all the stock systems. Be careful bump drafting or you'll deploy the airbags. And carry a trunk full of moonshine.


These days it would be carrying a trunk-full of either meth or pot.
 
2012-11-11 03:21:07 PM  
blog.oregonlive.com

A typical Mercedes diesel owner.
 
2012-11-11 03:22:41 PM  

Mztlplx: Go back to using the 1970 body styles. Problem solved.


Yes

clear_prop: Use 'stock' cars right from the showroom. Complete with all the stock systems. Be careful bump drafting or you'll deploy the airbags. And carry a trunk full of moonshine.


And Yes.

Wait.. if NASCAR ever goes full ethanol, wouldn't that technically count as moonshine in the trunk?
 
2012-11-11 03:22:47 PM  
Did he say 500 KILOMETERS?

/boogidy
 
2012-11-11 03:22:57 PM  
BOOGITY X 3
 
2012-11-11 03:23:00 PM  
The smallest difference is the biggest difference.


Thanks Sun Tzu ...
 
2012-11-11 03:23:05 PM  
boogity
 
2012-11-11 03:23:49 PM  
Kyle sticking his ass out there good....
 
2012-11-11 03:25:37 PM  
Yahoo! fantasy sports seems to be down. I can't see who I'm rooting against.
 
2012-11-11 03:26:07 PM  
Sorry Truex...
 
2012-11-11 03:26:35 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I think around this time last year I was posting tweets about how bad Clint Bowyer's first year at MWR would be. NOW deleting those
 
2012-11-11 03:27:17 PM  

emonk: Yahoo! fantasy sports seems to be down. I can't see who I'm rooting against.


^^^^

Was just trying to check my picks
 
2012-11-11 03:27:42 PM  
MWR accidentally gave Truex a Nationwide car this weekend.
 
2012-11-11 03:28:09 PM  
Smells bad... Doesn't sound any better..
 
2012-11-11 03:28:13 PM  
Truex Jr. having engine/ignition fail.
 
2012-11-11 03:28:41 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Truex Jr. having engine/ignition fail.


I can help!
 
2012-11-11 03:30:16 PM  
New annoying ad

HELLO X 20

/why of course it's AT&T again, what else?
 
2012-11-11 03:30:57 PM  
WTF .. My Feed has commercials.. Do Not Want!
 
2012-11-11 03:31:12 PM  

DanZero: New annoying ad

HELLO X 20

/why of course it's AT&T again, what else?


AT&T exists solely to annoy the living fark out of everyone.
 
2012-11-11 03:32:05 PM  

relaxitsjustme: emonk: Yahoo! fantasy sports seems to be down. I can't see who I'm rooting against.

^^^^

Was just trying to check my picks


It eventually loaded. Looks like JJ, and Hamlin are on today's offal roster. Ragan too, but I'm not wasting negative vibes on him.

//Hello. Hello. Hello.....
 
2012-11-11 03:32:15 PM  
While we were away...
 
2012-11-11 03:32:22 PM  
Bad, Brad....but nice catch pit crew...
 
2012-11-11 03:33:17 PM  

emonk: relaxitsjustme: emonk: Yahoo! fantasy sports seems to be down. I can't see who I'm rooting against.

^^^^

Was just trying to check my picks

It eventually loaded. Looks like JJ, and Hamlin are on today's offal roster. Ragan too, but I'm not wasting negative vibes on him.

//Hello. Hello. Hello.....


MOD Are you out there?

I can't see your face but you left a trace on a data back road.. that I almost erased..
 
2012-11-11 03:33:31 PM  
That's what I call riding the wall hard.
 
2012-11-11 03:34:39 PM  
JPM, BK and JJ all together on the track. I'm scared for BK.
 
2012-11-11 03:35:04 PM  
Keselowski's back in front of Jimmeh....maybe he's got something for him today.

/please Jeebus
 
2012-11-11 03:35:23 PM  

ClavellBCMI: AT&T exists solely to annoy the living fark out of everyone.


If I could frame that I would.

HELLO, how are things on the West Coast? WE ARE doing very good, now to go into a 1000-day photo montage
 
2012-11-11 03:37:44 PM  
BK passing cars, JJ stuck in traffic. Sounds great to me!
 
2012-11-11 03:38:04 PM  
ESPN couldn't wait to thrust another commercial upon us

/3 breaks in 20 minutes?
 
2012-11-11 03:39:28 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

OMG - JIMMIE WAS SO FAR AHEAD OF KESELOWSKI ON THAT RESTART.
 
2012-11-11 03:40:05 PM  
Terrist attack?

Preppers commercials?
 
2012-11-11 03:40:06 PM  
Doomsday Preppers

or

The Entire Fark Community's Reaction To Yet Another JJ Championship Year
 
2012-11-11 03:40:25 PM  
I have decided that I hate the new GoDaddy commercial more than I hate ATT.
 
2012-11-11 03:41:05 PM  
Meanwhile, KyBu is running away with the race. Not that ESPN has noticed, though....
 
2012-11-11 03:41:33 PM  

Mztlplx: Meanwhile, KyBu is running away with the race. Not that ESPN has noticed, though....


Well, except that they said that just before they went to commercial.
 
2012-11-11 03:41:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Meanwhile, KyBu is running away with the race. Not that ESPN has noticed, though....


BK
JJ


Who's leading? What?
 
2012-11-11 03:42:18 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Mztlplx: Meanwhile, KyBu is running away with the race. Not that ESPN has noticed, though....

Well, except that they said that just before they went to commercial.


I the bar like usual...all I can hear is jukebox and occasionally something about the Giants/Bengals game.

/don't read lips either
 
2012-11-11 03:42:56 PM  
Would it be asking too much to have Johnson pull a Sadler?
 
2012-11-11 03:43:13 PM  
Tight in the center? Someone should have visited the restroom
 
2012-11-11 03:43:59 PM  
farkin' 56 team. I hate those start and parks so much!
 
2012-11-11 03:46:41 PM  
That crew workin on the Androgel commercial could sure be used over at the 56 garage
 
2012-11-11 03:46:55 PM  
I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.
 
2012-11-11 03:47:22 PM  
'Tender, a Five-Hour and Androgel, please. No ice.
 
2012-11-11 03:47:29 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Is it bad for car sponsored by auto-parts maker to blow an engine? Sort of like Bowyer pitting because he's very tired.
 
2012-11-11 03:48:12 PM  

The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.


My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?
 
2012-11-11 03:48:49 PM  
Looks like Gilliland is gonna need a payday loan this week.
 
2012-11-11 03:49:13 PM  
Ouch! Gillillilliand can't be feeling good after that hit
 
2012-11-11 03:52:33 PM  
Hey.

*flips switches and such*
 
2012-11-11 03:52:39 PM  

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


Tell them the truth: These days, old men are so afraid of feeling old, they're willing to put up with that. So your kids should enjoy their youth while it lasts.

If you're a good parent, you'll work the phrase "shriveled balls" into this heartwarming life lesson.
 
2012-11-11 03:52:56 PM  

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


*checks location before typing* So it's kind of like marriage?
 
2012-11-11 03:53:13 PM  
I like the Homestead commercial since it shows the 48 spinning.
 
2012-11-11 03:53:51 PM  

Jensaarai: clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?

Tell them the truth: These days, old men are so afraid of feeling old, they're willing to put up with that. So your kids should enjoy their youth while it lasts.

If you're a good parent, you'll work the phrase "shriveled balls" into this heartwarming life lesson.


None of those men would go near the stuff if they knew the most common side effect of artificial testosterone increase is rapid hair loss.
 
2012-11-11 03:54:10 PM  
Alan Kulwicki won the first Phoenix race in 98?
that's impressive, since he'd been dead for 5 years at that point.
 
2012-11-11 03:55:20 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Jensaarai: clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?

Tell them the truth: These days, old men are so afraid of feeling old, they're willing to put up with that. So your kids should enjoy their youth while it lasts.

If you're a good parent, you'll work the phrase "shriveled balls" into this heartwarming life lesson.

None of those men would go near the stuff if they knew the most common side effect of artificial testosterone increase is rapid hair loss.


New idea: Bundle Rogain and Androgel. 2-for-1 pack available at Wal-Mart.

Warning: "Heart Warming" may be a potential side effect.
 
2012-11-11 03:55:26 PM  
Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.
 
2012-11-11 03:55:34 PM  

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


From the mouths of babes...
 
2012-11-11 03:55:49 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Alan Kulwicki won the first Phoenix race in 98?
that's impressive, since he'd been dead for 5 years at that point.


Well, they *did* have to shoot him in the head after the race, because he kept trying to eat the Winston girl...
 
2012-11-11 03:56:27 PM  

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


Reminds me of a friend of mine's 5 year old daughter running around singing "it's a beautiful day." from the Valtrex ads
 
2012-11-11 03:56:28 PM  

emonk: Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.


(and the mass of the thing you're trying to stop)
 
2012-11-11 03:56:36 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Alan Kulwicki won the first Phoenix race in 98?
that's impressive, since he'd been dead for 5 years at that point.


The original "Polish Victory Lap" ripped a hole in the time-space continuum.
 
2012-11-11 03:57:39 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Great episode of "Finding Bigfoot" this season where the squatch hunters mistakenly spend days tracking a shirtless Tony Stewart.
 
2012-11-11 03:58:04 PM  

Mztlplx: emonk: Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.

(and the mass of the thing you're trying to stop)


Stopping distance is also greatly improved if you hit something hard.
 
2012-11-11 03:58:11 PM  

Mztlplx: emonk: Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.

(and the mass of the thing you're trying to stop)


Coefficient of friction biatches
 
2012-11-11 03:58:27 PM  
I wonder if Jeff Gordon has team orders to race BK hard.
 
2012-11-11 04:00:22 PM  

clear_prop: I wonder if Jeff Gordon has team orders to race BK hard.


I think Jefe is more worried about the 42 in front of him (and not looking like a track dryer) than the 2 behind him.
 
2012-11-11 04:01:03 PM  

clear_prop: I wonder if Jeff Gordon has team orders to race BK hard.


I shudder to think what Hornish's orders are.
 
2012-11-11 04:03:21 PM  
We all need headlights that are 40% brighter, 50% wider.....so we can see the oncoming traffic heading straight for us because we've blinded them.
 
2012-11-11 04:03:51 PM  
RCR 2015: With the retirement of Jeff Burton and Harvick at Stewart-Haas racing, it falls to team-leader Paul Menard to tutor the Dillon boys in the art of Cup Racing.
 
2012-11-11 04:04:23 PM  

Mztlplx: We all need headlights that are 40% brighter, 50% wider.....so we can see the oncoming traffic heading straight for us because we've blinded them.


Kids again: Maybe the person driving that car (the Ford off the cliff) needs the headlights that help you avoid accidents.
 
2012-11-11 04:05:40 PM  

Jensaarai: RCR 2015: With the retirement of Jeff Burton and Harvick at Stewart-Haas racing, it falls to team-leader Paul Menard to tutor the Dillon boys in the art of Cup Racing.


Oh dear god, RCR will be full of FAIL next year!
 
2012-11-11 04:07:08 PM  

Mztlplx: We all need headlights that are 40% brighter, 50% wider.....so we can see the oncoming traffic heading straight for us because we've blinded them.


Anything is better than those damned blue ones. They totally blind me.
 
2012-11-11 04:07:37 PM  
Michael is designing cars now?
 
2012-11-11 04:09:31 PM  
Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?
 
2012-11-11 04:09:32 PM  

good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?


I wonder what features he emphasizes...
 
2012-11-11 04:10:09 PM  

clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?


future farkette! :D
 
2012-11-11 04:10:34 PM  
Rainbow Dash is biatch Pony...
 
2012-11-11 04:10:37 PM  
I think people really underestimate the impact a guy like Mark Martin has on a team. If you've watched that "inside MWR," you'll notice he's at every team meeting in person. Even if he didn't race that weekend. When Bowyer, Waltrip, and Truex were all demoralized after Talladega, there was Mark Martin sitting right there talking about what went down, even though he didn't turn a lap.
 
2012-11-11 04:10:40 PM  

Jensaarai: RCR 2015: With the retirement of Jeff Burton and Harvick at Stewart-Haas racing, it falls to team-leader Paul Menard to tutor the Dillon boys in the art of Cup Racing.


How the mighty have fallen.
 
2012-11-11 04:11:06 PM  

The Bestest: good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?

I wonder what features he emphasizes...


Low center of gravity, so he must work hard on the bottom?
 
2012-11-11 04:11:20 PM  

vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D


Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).
 
2012-11-11 04:11:58 PM  

good_2_go: The Bestest: good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?

I wonder what features he emphasizes...

Low center of gravity, so he must work hard on the bottom?


Something he has a lot of experience with?
 
2012-11-11 04:11:59 PM  
Move aside, Danica.
 
2012-11-11 04:12:32 PM  

Jensaarai: I think people really underestimate the impact a guy like Mark Martin has on a team. If you've watched that "inside MWR," you'll notice he's at every team meeting in person. Even if he didn't race that weekend. When Bowyer, Waltrip, and Truex were all demoralized after Talladega, there was Mark Martin sitting right there talking about what went down, even though he didn't turn a lap.


To clarify: Waltrip hid in his office feeling sorry for himself, Truex consoled Mikey but skipped the meeting too, and Bowyer also skipped.
 
2012-11-11 04:13:00 PM  

vegaswench: Move aside, Danica.


I think kyle was trying to get in her sucker hole to get that debris of his grill.

/fap fap fap
 
2012-11-11 04:13:13 PM  

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).


That tab needs a subtitle..."here be trolls".
 
2012-11-11 04:13:24 PM  

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).


Yeah really. They don't take kindly to funny pictures there
 
2012-11-11 04:14:14 PM  

good_2_go: The Bestest: good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?

I wonder what features he emphasizes...

Low center of gravity, so he must work hard on the bottom?


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-11 04:14:51 PM  
Okay, Clint....time to go to work. Upside down and on fire will be fine. You know how that works already.
 
2012-11-11 04:15:56 PM  

Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).

That tab needs a subtitle..."here be trolls".


This one already has it

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 04:16:34 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Kyle trying to find a teammate to help get that trash off his grille - asking where Hamlin and Kenseth are at.
 
2012-11-11 04:17:15 PM  
Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.
 
2012-11-11 04:18:09 PM  
No Red Dawn!

Red Dawn.. what r u doing?


Red Dawn?

Stahp!
 
2012-11-11 04:19:14 PM  

vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D


Second generation farkers. That's scary.
 
2012-11-11 04:19:46 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.


Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.
 
2012-11-11 04:20:21 PM  

clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.


Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already
 
2012-11-11 04:20:41 PM  
An RCR pit crew that didn't have their thumbs up their asses? Sadler must be wondering WTF?
 
2012-11-11 04:21:00 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To "help," Chad Knaus tells @Keselowski's spotter that he'll clear Brad out of turn 4 as well.
 
2012-11-11 04:22:45 PM  

Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.

Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.


Reminds me of this classic
 
2012-11-11 04:24:46 PM  

Mztlplx: clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.

Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already


3 generations of Farkers here. Well they're all me playing 3 different generations but I've said too much already
 
2012-11-11 04:25:42 PM  

Mztlplx: clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.

Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already


My sons show a little interest in fark, but they have not signed up, as far as I know. I would prefer them to be on here than some other news aggregate sites which will remain nameless.

/green flag stops!
 
2012-11-11 04:26:23 PM  
That football analogy... actually wasn't half bad.

As long as it doesn't get repeated 500x times in the next 1.5 races, I'll actually go so far as to say I like it.
 
2012-11-11 04:27:02 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.

Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already

My sons show a little interest in fark, but they have not signed up, as far as I know. I would prefer them to be on here than some other news aggregate sites which will remain nameless.

/green flag stops!


I got her hooked on Caturday threads, and it went downhill from there.
 
2012-11-11 04:28:26 PM  

Jensaarai: That football analogy... actually wasn't half bad.

As long as it doesn't get repeated 500x times in the next 1.5 races, I'll actually go so far as to say I like it.


But the ball weighs 3200 lbs.
 
2012-11-11 04:29:24 PM  
Kez is only a point away. C'mon, Kez!!
 
2012-11-11 04:30:30 PM  
Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??
 
2012-11-11 04:30:38 PM  
Veterans Day flyover for ceremonies at Punchbowl just went screaming by

/shiver
 
2012-11-11 04:31:54 PM  

Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??


It's down to 1 point for leading a lap now, same for leading the most laps.
 
2012-11-11 04:31:56 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.

Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.

Reminds me of this classic


My god..........Mark is so.......... young..........
 
2012-11-11 04:32:51 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Veterans Day flyover for ceremonies at Punchbowl just went screaming by

/shiver


That's right, it's Veteran's Day, isn't it? To all who have served, in war and in peacetime.....salud. :::raises glass:::

/SSBN/SSGN728, USS Lafayette, 1982-1988. We Hide With Pride.
 
2012-11-11 04:33:19 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.

Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.

Reminds me of this classic


That was a good one. Al Jr.'s comments are great because by that point he was a 2 time IROC champ. And Mark Martin winds up being a 5 time IROC champ.
 
2012-11-11 04:33:39 PM  
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that
 
2012-11-11 04:34:25 PM  

Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??


Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.
 
2012-11-11 04:35:20 PM  

Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.


Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt
 
2012-11-11 04:35:39 PM  

DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that


Who's more annoying.. that guy, or the guy in the three DirecTV commercials with the full DVR?
 
2012-11-11 04:36:19 PM  

DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that


That dude's gonna kill me.
 
2012-11-11 04:37:11 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

From the sounds of things, Clint Bowyer has spent more of his day plowing than most Amish folk.
 
2012-11-11 04:37:26 PM  

Mztlplx: relaxitsjustme: Veterans Day flyover for ceremonies at Punchbowl just went screaming by

/shiver

That's right, it's Veteran's Day, isn't it? To all who have served, in war and in peacetime.....salud. :::raises glass:::

/SSBN/SSGN728, USS Lafayette, 1982-1988. We Hide With Pride.


*cheers*

Thanks to you and all Veterans.
 
2012-11-11 04:38:26 PM  

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.

Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt


And it will always be SEARS POINT too!
 
2012-11-11 04:39:06 PM  
Clusterfark Truck race: Check

Amusing Nationwide Race: Check

Boring Cup Race: *sigh*
 
2012-11-11 04:39:22 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.

Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt

And it will always be SEARS POINT too!


And while we're at it...BRING BACK THE ROCK!
 
2012-11-11 04:39:23 PM  
Oh, wow. Danica's in this race. Think I'll give her a call.

(I have her cell number, y'know...)
 
2012-11-11 04:39:32 PM  
Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?
 
2012-11-11 04:39:39 PM  

The Bestest: DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that

Who's more annoying.. that guy, or the guy in the three DirecTV commercials with the full DVR?


VERY tough call. I've seen Sprint more than the DTV ads.
 
2012-11-11 04:40:08 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


Nothing of consequence.
 
2012-11-11 04:40:19 PM  

Jensaarai: Clusterfark Truck race: Check

Amusing Nationwide Race: Check

Boring Cup Race: *sigh*


Having to do no more of that every week for the last 1/3 of the season:

CHECK!
 
2012-11-11 04:40:42 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


Nothing much. Here is the re-cap:

Jensaarai: Clusterfark Truck race: Check

Amusing Nationwide Race: Check

Boring Cup Race: *sigh*

 
2012-11-11 04:40:58 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


After the last 4-5 weeks of latecomers asking that, we should all know by now --

NAWTIN
 
2012-11-11 04:41:13 PM  
Shouldn't Frank be wearing a hairnet?

And a droolcup?
 
2012-11-11 04:41:22 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i205.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!


I have no problem with this
 
2012-11-11 04:41:35 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


Last time you came in late, crazy things started happening in an otherwise boring race. Hopefully it'll happen again.
 
2012-11-11 04:41:38 PM  

ClavellBCMI: catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

Nothing of consequence.


*sigh* cookie cutters *grumble, grumble*
 
2012-11-11 04:42:02 PM  
i40.photobucket.com">

Thanks Vets!
 
2012-11-11 04:44:38 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


1. The Idol's farked.
2. You have to be insane or an MIT educated engineer to own a Mercedes Diesel.
3. NASCAR should solve its aerodynamic problems by going back to the 1970 body styles. And carrying moonshine in the trunk. Ethanol fuel does NOT count.
4. KyBu is generally running away with the race.
5. Brad's faster than Jimmeh.
6. Truex broke.
7. The 49 ate a wall.
8. ATT commercials are still bad.
9. RCR racing is gonna suck seriously next year.

That's pretty much it. Bk is still down a couple points in the Chase, but only a couple. He's led a lap at least.
 
2012-11-11 04:44:58 PM  

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

Last time you came in late, crazy things started happening in an otherwise boring race. Hopefully it'll happen again.


LOL yeah! Let's get this thing going! I'd like to request something requiring 10 or more caution laps to clean up little bits of the 48 car.
 
2012-11-11 04:45:09 PM  

Mztlplx: relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.

Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt

And it will always be SEARS POINT too!

And while we're at it...BRING BACK THE ROCK!


Speaking of, SPEED has been occasionally replaying the N&N East (Old Winston regional) series finale from Rockingham. It was an entertaining race, and the championship comes down to the last laps. Worth watching if you happen to see it on.

The Winston K&N West race at Phoenix last night was rather ho-hum, but still more competitive than the Cup race so far.

/truck series confirmed its return to Rockingham next season
//Support it, and maybe we get Nationwide
 
2012-11-11 04:46:30 PM  

Mztlplx: And carrying moonshine in the trunk.


Well, it would make the races more exciting....

/and debris caution, ugh!
 
2012-11-11 04:47:37 PM  
Chad called for a caution for 'debris' because JJ's car wasn't handling well.
 
2012-11-11 04:47:38 PM  
Sorry pink Lemonade girl, you got CUT OFF!
 
2012-11-11 04:47:46 PM  

Jensaarai: /truck series confirmed its return to Rockingham next season
//Support it, and maybe we get Nationwide


I live 15 mins north of the Rock. I'll be there for this next race!!
 
2012-11-11 04:48:41 PM  

turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!


Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

farm8.staticflickr.com

www.ww2incolor.com

www.ncsx.com
 
2012-11-11 04:49:08 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Caution for who-cares.
 
2012-11-11 04:49:25 PM  

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


Whoa, that's awesome!
 
2012-11-11 04:50:08 PM  

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


First two pics look like tankers dropping fire retardant slurry.

/thanks Vets!
 
2012-11-11 04:50:27 PM  

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


Wow :) Beautiful!
 
2012-11-11 04:52:39 PM  
Holy heck. JJ's 4 tire change pit speed was 12.2. Have they considered testing his crew for "enhancements?"
 
2012-11-11 04:53:31 PM  

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


Wonderful and fitting!
 
2012-11-11 04:53:56 PM  
Jeffy seriously backwards
 
2012-11-11 04:54:46 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Jeffy seriously backwards


Only lost 4 spots. Went 3 wide and got sandwiched.
 
2012-11-11 04:55:09 PM  
I think Jeff missed a gear there
 
2012-11-11 04:55:52 PM  
One of the Canadian drivers in the K&N race last night had a poppy on the hood. Pretty neat.
 
2012-11-11 04:56:18 PM  
Woot! Brad's up to a dead heat in the Chase....
 
2012-11-11 04:58:58 PM  

Mztlplx: Woot! Brad's up to a dead heat in the Chase....


Two thumbs up
 
2012-11-11 04:59:22 PM  
Hey! Petty blue, the way it oughtta be.
 
2012-11-11 04:59:53 PM  

mikaloyd: Two thumbs up


Unless you're Kenny Schrader.
 
2012-11-11 05:04:23 PM  

good_2_go: mikaloyd: Two thumbs up

Unless you're Kenny Schrader.


farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-11 05:07:35 PM  
'bout time for Denny to drop a cylinder, isn't it?
 
2012-11-11 05:07:48 PM  
Geeze, Menard didn't even try to race the 48 and 5.
 
2012-11-11 05:08:34 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Reminder that after the race, Nate Silver will mathematically eliminate several drivers from the Chase.
 
2012-11-11 05:09:43 PM  

good_2_go: Geeze, Menard didn't even try to race the 48 and 5.


To be honest, Menard doesn't usually race at all.
 
2012-11-11 05:11:25 PM  
"Guys... PASS ON THE RACE TRACK!" - the saddest moment of Dr. Jerry Punch's career.
 
2012-11-11 05:11:25 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go: Geeze, Menard didn't even try to race the 48 and 5.

To be honest, Menard doesn't usually race at all.


But he gave the 24 a good run for a few laps after 48 & 5 passed him. I smell a rat.
 
2012-11-11 05:11:37 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go: Geeze, Menard didn't even try to race the 48 and 5.

To be honest, Menard doesn't usually race at all.


He likes to save big money I hear
 
2012-11-11 05:13:06 PM  
And the next infographic....Kyle Busch's last 6 fights?
 
2012-11-11 05:16:01 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Honestly - I'll accept boredom here if it means the Chase contenders will be separated by just 2 points or so going into Homestead.

You heard the man guys, let's put up with this shiat
 
2012-11-11 05:16:28 PM  
The racing sucks! Quick, cut to Kid Rock!
 
2012-11-11 05:18:01 PM  
You know, there's a reason "Nascar" and "Racing" are different categories on ESPN.com.
 
2012-11-11 05:18:08 PM  

Jensaarai: The racing sucks! Quick, cut to up Kid Rock!


FTFM.
 
2012-11-11 05:21:09 PM  
YES!
 
2012-11-11 05:21:13 PM  
boom
 
2012-11-11 05:21:23 PM  
JJ eats the wall!!

/singing and dancing here :)
 
2012-11-11 05:21:24 PM  
IDOL UBER ALLES!!
 
2012-11-11 05:21:28 PM  
Thank you baby Jesus!

Thank you Tom Cruise!
 
2012-11-11 05:21:29 PM  
Whoa. Serious game changer.
 
2012-11-11 05:21:34 PM  
Brad's doing everything he can....

Oh sweet Jeebus thank you....
 
2012-11-11 05:21:40 PM  
YES!!!!!! 48 hits the wall, JJ says no brakes!
 
2012-11-11 05:21:43 PM  
YES YES YES
 
2012-11-11 05:21:49 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2012-11-11 05:22:07 PM  
Trouble with JJ!

excitement
 
2012-11-11 05:22:16 PM  
*tips hat* I almost didn't show up for this race.
 
2012-11-11 05:22:35 PM  
Yes! I am sorry I doubted you, Idol!
 
2012-11-11 05:22:39 PM  
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE IDOL IS WORKING STRONG TODAY!!
 
2012-11-11 05:23:10 PM  
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
 
2012-11-11 05:23:18 PM  

good_2_go: Would it be asking too much to have Johnson pull a Sadler?


Apparently not.
 
2012-11-11 05:23:18 PM  
behind the wall
 
2012-11-11 05:23:20 PM  
And the 48 has to go behind the wall... and I hear cheering!
 
2012-11-11 05:23:23 PM  
I love hearing the crowd cheer as the 48 goes behind the wall :)
 
2012-11-11 05:23:27 PM  
hehehehhehehhehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe
 
2012-11-11 05:23:46 PM  
Not saying I called this...
 
2012-11-11 05:23:48 PM  
www.gamertagpics.com
 
2012-11-11 05:24:07 PM  
You could hear the crowd cheering as JJ went behind the wall. Love it!
 
2012-11-11 05:24:13 PM  
GO IDOL
 
2012-11-11 05:24:31 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And the 48 has to go behind the wall... and I hear cheering!


catastrophe averted: I love hearing the crowd cheer as the 48 goes behind the wall :)


It wasn't just me -- the Fark faithful is in Phoenix
 
2012-11-11 05:24:33 PM  
Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?
 
2012-11-11 05:24:42 PM  
YAYAYAYYAYAY
 
2012-11-11 05:24:44 PM  
Wow. Congrats Kashalotski.
 
2012-11-11 05:25:02 PM  
Ladies and Gents....our next Sprint Cup Champeen.....Brad Keselowski.
 
2012-11-11 05:25:44 PM  

Mztlplx: Ladies and Gents....our next Sprint Cup Champeen.....Brad Keselowski.


It isn't over yet. Chad might throw that golden horse shoe at BK.
 
2012-11-11 05:25:51 PM  

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


I feel like there needs to be a gif made of Mark Walhberg from Shooter taking aim and then Johnson's car going into the wall.
 
2012-11-11 05:26:06 PM  

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


Fess up and the beer's on me.
 
2012-11-11 05:26:30 PM  

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


*backs away slowly, hands behind back*
 
2012-11-11 05:27:07 PM  

turbokat: vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?

*backs away slowly, hands behind back*


Crosman.....niiiiice.
 
2012-11-11 05:27:23 PM  
Dang, he really tore up that right side suspension and drive train... beautiful sights and sounds from the 48 garage! :)
 
2012-11-11 05:27:24 PM  
Per ESPN, BK just went 22 points up in the points standings instead of down 5 or whatever. Huge issue today!
 
2012-11-11 05:27:42 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A calm Chad Knaus busts out the carefully-choreographed series of sledgehammer blows, yanks and closed-fist punches from Kansas
 
2012-11-11 05:27:45 PM  
One minute before the JJ crash, DW tweeted this:

oh the defining moment in this race hasn't happen just yet, late caution will change everything! can you say chaos!

I asked him if he's a wizard.
 
2012-11-11 05:28:11 PM  

turbokat: *tips hat* I almost didn't show up for this race.


(((((((HUGS))))))))
 
2012-11-11 05:28:18 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

From the look of the replay, that was probably more painful than releasing a porcupine back into the wild
 
2012-11-11 05:29:02 PM  

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


buy that farker a beer
 
2012-11-11 05:29:18 PM  
Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?
 
2012-11-11 05:29:43 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?

buy that farker a beer


A beer? I'd buy that Farker a case!
 
2012-11-11 05:30:44 PM  

Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?



That's what I was wondering!
 
2012-11-11 05:31:12 PM  
@ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again
 
2012-11-11 05:31:21 PM  
I never get tired of them saying "while Jimmy Johnson sits in the garage".
 
2012-11-11 05:31:44 PM  
Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat.
 
2012-11-11 05:32:17 PM  
I see my "love" of JJ is shared by others.
 
2012-11-11 05:32:18 PM  

good_2_go: @ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again


It's not misfortune they are cheering. They are cheering something good for the sport that just happened.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:02 PM  

vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat.


Kinda wondering what happened....if there'd been a track dryer there it would have looked a lot like JPM.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:14 PM  
Will someone get JJ a sandwich? He's going to be a while.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:20 PM  

vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat brought on by a certain online contingent rubbing various objects vigorously


FTFY
 
2012-11-11 05:33:30 PM  
Geez, ya finally got the idol working, huh?

This Keselowski fan thanks you!

/WOOHOO!
//SUCK IT, JIMMIE.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:55 PM  

Shadow Blasko: @ryan_truex


What, we weren't cheering for the 56 earlier?
 
2012-11-11 05:34:14 PM  

good_2_go: @ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again


Somebody give him a TotalFark subscription.
 
2012-11-11 05:34:18 PM  

DanZero: vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat brought on by a certain online contingent rubbing various objects vigorously

FTFY


lol
 
2012-11-11 05:34:34 PM  

DanZero: vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat brought on by a certain online contingent rubbing various objects vigorously

FTFY


Waidaminnit there...you're making us sound like 4chan.
 
2012-11-11 05:34:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Shadow Blasko: @ryan_truex

What, we weren't cheering for the 56 earlier?


I'm just saying... Single driver domination is not good for the sport. Ole 5 time is is enough.
 
2012-11-11 05:34:59 PM  

Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


Bowyer is listed on ESPN as 8 points out of 2nd as the race stands. And BK is up 24 points now.
 
2012-11-11 05:35:06 PM  

Infobahn: Will someone get JJ a sandwich? He's going to be a while.


I ate all my leftover Halloween Snickers.
 
2012-11-11 05:35:33 PM  

good_2_go: @ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again


Hey Ryan, how's that full time ride and sponsorship you have because of NASCAR's ever expanding popularity in the Jimmie Johnson era?

Oh yeah...

STFU, kid. It's not like folks are cheering an injury.
 
2012-11-11 05:36:35 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Mztlplx: Shadow Blasko: @ryan_truex

What, we weren't cheering for the 56 earlier?

I'm just saying... Single driver domination is not good for the sport. Ole 5 time is is enough.


Oh. I agree that 5 is enough. But schadenfreude is part of human nature....
 
2012-11-11 05:37:08 PM  
Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..
 
2012-11-11 05:38:46 PM  
Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
One would think the 2 plays it safe now. But when has that ever happened?
 
2012-11-11 05:38:56 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..


Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?
 
2012-11-11 05:39:11 PM  
WeatherChannel says rain next Friday in Homestead. Maybe they can qualify on Saturday?
 
2012-11-11 05:40:36 PM  
I don't hate JJ, I just want anyone but him or one of the Busch boys to win.
 
2012-11-11 05:41:13 PM  

emonk: WeatherChannel says rain next Friday in Homestead. Maybe they can qualify on Saturday?


Just that cold front pushing through. It'll clear out in a day, but be colder on Sat and Sun, make that flat track a bit more interesting....
 
2012-11-11 05:41:26 PM  

sayyida: Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


That's what I was wondering!


please nascar gods! make it so
 
2012-11-11 05:42:36 PM  
Is this the track where JG accidentally dropped his radiator? Or was that Vegas?
 
2012-11-11 05:42:38 PM  
48 is out of the garage and heading for pit road.
 
2012-11-11 05:42:40 PM  

Infobahn: I don't hate JJ, I just want anyone but him or one of the Busch boys to win.


I hate JJ because he is the most boring driver ever, and whines when people don't let him pass.

The Busch boys are assholes, but fun to watch.
 
2012-11-11 05:42:49 PM  

mikaloyd: sayyida: Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


That's what I was wondering!

please nascar gods! make it so


Teh ESPN infographic keeps showing him as 8 or 9 points down to JJ....but as JJ keeps dropping laps in the garage, I can't see how that's right.
 
2012-11-11 05:42:50 PM  
And the "rolling chicane" has left the garage.
 
2012-11-11 05:43:18 PM  
And the 37 cuts a right front.
 
2012-11-11 05:43:26 PM  

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: sayyida: Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


That's what I was wondering!

please nascar gods! make it so

Teh ESPN infographic keeps showing him as 8 or 9 points down to JJ....but as JJ keeps dropping laps in the garage, I can't see how that's right.


Everyone else behind JJ is out of the race, so he goes laps down, but doesn't lose positions.
 
2012-11-11 05:43:39 PM  
Aw....I wanted to see that commercial!
 
2012-11-11 05:44:06 PM  
6.7 seconds? Gas and two?
 
2012-11-11 05:44:19 PM  

vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..

Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?


yeah

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-11 05:44:27 PM  
I don't hate JJ. He seems like a nice enough dude. There's only two drivers I can't stand (Edwards & Biffle). I just get sick of JJ winning all the time.
 
2012-11-11 05:44:52 PM  
What the hell just happed.. I typed out "While we were away" .. added the comment .. Saw it on the screen.. then it went away.
 
2012-11-11 05:45:29 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..

Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?

yeah

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 447x540]


niiiice
 
2012-11-11 05:45:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: 48 is out of the garage and heading for pit road.


quick spmebody spray paint a jet dryer on his car
 
2012-11-11 05:45:35 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..

Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?

yeah

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 447x540]


Just what I always suspected. Jimmeh has no nards.
 
2012-11-11 05:45:46 PM  

Shadow Blasko: What the hell just happed.. I typed out "While we were away" .. added the comment .. Saw it on the screen.. then it went away.


David Ragan found the wall, bringing out the caution, right as the 48 was coming out to run laps.
 
2012-11-11 05:46:29 PM  

Denny! Denny! I need you to dig deep on this restart!
i.imgur.com
At least 2-3 inches!

 
2012-11-11 05:46:56 PM  

vegaswench: I don't hate JJ. He seems like a nice enough dude. There's only two drivers I can't stand (Edwards & Biffle). I just get sick of JJ winning all the time.


Only driver I actively root against is Harvick
 
2012-11-11 05:47:09 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..

Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?

yeah

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 447x540]


That got a "funny" click. My first out-loud laugh of the day (cept for watching JJ hit that wall)
 
2012-11-11 05:47:55 PM  
brant james @brantjames
Roger Penske certainly has seen both sides of the cruel backhand of racing luck running for championships in #Nascar and #indycar this year
 
2012-11-11 05:47:56 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

On the upside, Jimmie Johnson is doing a wonderful job of saving fuel right now.

*snert*
 
2012-11-11 05:48:39 PM  
No Tony!!!
 
2012-11-11 05:48:40 PM  

relaxitsjustme: vegaswench: I don't hate JJ. He seems like a nice enough dude. There's only two drivers I can't stand (Edwards & Biffle). I just get sick of JJ winning all the time.

Only driver I actively root against is Harvick


Only driver I actively root against is Johnson, for the reasons Shadpw Blasko stated above. 5 is enough.
 
2012-11-11 05:48:45 PM  
Smoke brings out the caution.
 
2012-11-11 05:48:59 PM  
Noooo! Poor Smoke.
 
2012-11-11 05:49:19 PM  
Hendrick powered cars will now begin dropping like flies.

/tinfoil
 
2012-11-11 05:49:19 PM  

Infobahn: No Tony!!!


"That Didn't Sound Healthy"

Tony or the car?
 
2012-11-11 05:50:24 PM  
TSN must be using the 300-baud satellite feed today. I saw tweets that Stewart spun before it was on my teevee.
 
2012-11-11 05:50:39 PM  
I'd like to have a beer with Smoke and then have him get my back in a bar fight.
 
2012-11-11 05:50:39 PM  
Ouch, Smoke!
 
2012-11-11 05:51:15 PM  
I wonder how much they offered Pink to do that commercial.
 
2012-11-11 05:51:30 PM  

Infobahn: Infobahn: No Tony!!!

"That Didn't Sound Healthy"

Tony or the car?


The car. Thing sounded like a stuck pig.

/GO BRAD!!
 
2012-11-11 05:52:36 PM  

relaxitsjustme: vegaswench: I don't hate JJ. He seems like a nice enough dude. There's only two drivers I can't stand (Edwards & Biffle). I just get sick of JJ winning all the time.

Only driver I actively root against is Harvick


me too. Harvick is a dick. Not much of a fan of the human pinball machine (JPM) either.
 
2012-11-11 05:52:47 PM  
Dustin Long @dustinlong
Johnson is 33rd. He is 30 laps behind 32nd-place car. There are 30 laps left in the race.
 
2012-11-11 05:53:45 PM  
Tentative BK is worst BK
 
2012-11-11 05:54:03 PM  
Have they even mentioned the 88 today?
 
2012-11-11 05:54:22 PM  

good_2_go: Dustin Long @dustinlong
Johnson is 33rd. He is 30 laps behind 32nd-place car. There are 30 laps left in the race.


And life is good!
 
2012-11-11 05:54:56 PM  
I would just like Danica to be competitive, and not embarrass herself.
 
2012-11-11 05:55:01 PM  

good_2_go: Have they even mentioned the 88 today?


He's in this race?

/jk
 
2012-11-11 05:55:26 PM  

catastrophe averted: good_2_go: Dustin Long @dustinlong
Johnson is 33rd. He is 30 laps behind 32nd-place car. There are 30 laps left in the race.

And life is good!


Why is he still on the track being a rolling chicane? He can't pick up any positions.
 
2012-11-11 05:56:02 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go: Have they even mentioned the 88 today?

He's in this race?

/jk


They showed his crew working on the 48 in the garage.
 
2012-11-11 05:56:18 PM  
Looks like an 8th place finish would have BK up by 19 at race end.
 
2012-11-11 05:56:57 PM  

clear_prop: catastrophe averted: good_2_go: Dustin Long @dustinlong
Johnson is 33rd. He is 30 laps behind 32nd-place car. There are 30 laps left in the race.

And life is good!

Why is he still on the track being a rolling chicane? He can't pick up any positions.


If I had to guess, to appease hte sponsors?
 
2012-11-11 05:57:05 PM  

clear_prop: catastrophe averted: good_2_go: Dustin Long @dustinlong
Johnson is 33rd. He is 30 laps behind 32nd-place car. There are 30 laps left in the race.

And life is good!

Why is he still on the track being a rolling chicane? He can't pick up any positions.


As long as he can maintain track speed, he's allowed to stay on the track.
 
2012-11-11 05:57:48 PM  

Infobahn: I would just like Danica to be competitive, and not embarrass herself.


That's why Smoke spun. To get her the free pass.

/tinfoil here
//get your tinfoil!
 
2012-11-11 05:58:27 PM  
Hrm. JJ in the wall....Danica in the top 20 and not a lap down.

It's Bizarro NASCAR.

I'm ok with this.
 
2012-11-11 05:58:54 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Tentative BK is worst BK


If there's one thing Ricky Stenhouse has going for him, it's the fact that he's not a fan of backing up when his rival wrecks.
 
2012-11-11 05:59:13 PM  
Jeez announcers, are you TRYING to jinx KyBu again?

"Kyle has been in this position many times this season, leading the race in the last 30 laps, until circumstances.... change"

You a$$holes
 
2012-11-11 05:59:47 PM  

catastrophe averted: Jeez announcers, are you TRYING to jinx KyBu again?

"Kyle has been in this position many times this season, leading the race in the last 30 laps, until circumstances.... change"

You a$$holes


No shait
 
2012-11-11 06:00:04 PM  
I think Danica's car is a little too tight for her liking.
 
2012-11-11 06:00:21 PM  
Sam Hornish goes POOF, and we get us yet another caution due to tires, looks like.
 
2012-11-11 06:00:35 PM  

FiendishFellow05: I think Danica's car is a little too tight for her liking.


Giggity
 
2012-11-11 06:00:42 PM  
Danica sez "No, you make me a sammornish."
 
2012-11-11 06:00:58 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Looks like an 8th place finish would have BK up by 19 at race end.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 06:02:13 PM  
Green white wreckers
 
2012-11-11 06:02:38 PM  
Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
This weekend Alabama fans = Jimmie Johnson fans. Fans of both might require sedation.
 
2012-11-11 06:02:50 PM  
I want to see that 48-hits-the-wall clip about 20 more times before the race ends :)
 
2012-11-11 06:03:34 PM  
Sam Hornish must hate Danica Patrick *so* much by now.

They've been racing together since they were kids, and she always got more attention than him. He wins Indy 500s and IRL championships, but she overshadows him with a top 5 Indy 500 finish and a single IRL win. He goes to NASCAR, does okay-but-not-great, and she follows him and top30s her way into Cup while he's fighting for a 2nd chance.

It comes down to 2 races at the end of a season for him to prove himself, and who is right there, cutting his tire down?

Danica farkin' Patrick ;)
 
2012-11-11 06:03:47 PM  
Kyle perhaps can crash someone so Keselowski can get more slots?
 
2012-11-11 06:04:08 PM  
Aw dammit!
 
2012-11-11 06:04:32 PM  
And *Gordon* hits the wall... and no caution.
 
2012-11-11 06:04:36 PM  
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! !
 
2012-11-11 06:04:39 PM  
Kenseth?
 
2012-11-11 06:05:22 PM  
And the 17 looks about set to blow a left front.
 
2012-11-11 06:05:39 PM  
Shoooooooooooooooooooooot! Jeff can't catch a freak break still?
 
2012-11-11 06:05:42 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Danica/Hornish has pretty much been the best #IndyCar feud this year.
 
2012-11-11 06:06:04 PM  
I want Bowyer to make a move and close the points gap with JJ.
 
2012-11-11 06:06:31 PM  
HAHAHA MANY SPOTS CGREEN WHITE CHECKERED
 
2012-11-11 06:06:33 PM  
Oh shiat! What the hell was that?
 
2012-11-11 06:06:38 PM  
FUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Not Bowyer! :(
 
2012-11-11 06:06:39 PM  
oh FARK you, Jeffy.
 
2012-11-11 06:06:43 PM  
Dammit, Aric!
 
2012-11-11 06:06:44 PM  
Gordon gets the black flag... and causes a wreck.
 
2012-11-11 06:06:52 PM  
That looked like it hurt for the 43....
 
2012-11-11 06:06:53 PM  
Looks like JG had a little "unfinished' business
 
2012-11-11 06:07:12 PM  
Oh man!
 
2012-11-11 06:07:17 PM  
OH shiat
 
2012-11-11 06:07:23 PM  
OMG, There is gonna be some come to Jesus meetings after this race is over.
 
2012-11-11 06:07:26 PM  
G-W-C incoming.
 
2012-11-11 06:07:31 PM  
What the hell just happened
 
2012-11-11 06:07:31 PM  
Well, there's that
 
2012-11-11 06:07:34 PM  
Oh that move by BK was farking awesome! He saw that wreck happening, backed off and slid through! That is how you win a championship!!!
 
2012-11-11 06:07:49 PM  
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!
 
2012-11-11 06:07:50 PM  
Jeff Gordon you ARE the weakest link
 
2012-11-11 06:07:57 PM  
Suspend Gordon for the next race.

OHH FIGHT, KICK GORDON'S ASS!!!
 
2012-11-11 06:08:04 PM  
And Gordon has been called to the principal's office.
 
2012-11-11 06:08:06 PM  
WOW
 
2012-11-11 06:08:06 PM  
Crew fight, crew fight!
 
2012-11-11 06:08:08 PM  
Round 1..

FIGHT!!!
 
2012-11-11 06:08:16 PM  
And a fist fight! Can't say this race was boring...
 
2012-11-11 06:08:19 PM  
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

24's team has nothing on that 5 Hour Energy team
 
2012-11-11 06:08:30 PM  
HERE WE GO!
 
2012-11-11 06:08:39 PM  
Oh wow
 
2012-11-11 06:08:46 PM  
I like how Almirola comes into that shot like, "ME TOO! I WANNA WRECK TOO!"
 
2012-11-11 06:08:52 PM  
JG should be parked next week.
 
2012-11-11 06:08:53 PM  
OHHH shiat BOYER IS COMING TOO. HE'S IN A HURRY. OF Fshiat
 
2012-11-11 06:09:15 PM  
Clint is Pissssssssssssed!
 
2012-11-11 06:09:16 PM  
No crew...that was Clint going for Jefe.
 
2012-11-11 06:09:38 PM  
Whoa! What's he going to do for the next 4.5 hours?
 
2012-11-11 06:10:01 PM  
GORDON, YOU ASSHOLE. YOU ALMOST TOOK OUT THE POINTS LEADER!

DUMBASS!


/Starting to wonder if he and Robbie switched on the last pit stop...
//WHOA! Someone's get's an ass kicking!
///Wow. This is old school.
 
2012-11-11 06:10:13 PM  
Nascar Olde school
 
2012-11-11 06:10:23 PM  
Wow. I am speechless.
 
2012-11-11 06:10:27 PM  

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

Last time you came in late, crazy things started happening in an otherwise boring race. Hopefully it'll happen again.


Looks like it happened again :)))
 
2012-11-11 06:10:28 PM  
Holy shiat this is awesome. Is there still a race? GWC boys!
 
2012-11-11 06:10:33 PM  
I am SO loving this.
 
2012-11-11 06:10:34 PM  
Wow... NASCAR gonna be handing out some nice fines after this! And maybe Bowyer getting himself penalized points! And the race is now red-flagged.
 
2012-11-11 06:10:34 PM  
NYAH! WHERE IS THAT 24! NYAH!!!!! I GOT 20 5 HOUR SHOTS IN ME!!!!!

shrines.rpgclassics.com
 
2012-11-11 06:10:43 PM  
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall of the league trailer in about half an hour...
 
2012-11-11 06:11:27 PM  
Damn, Jeffy is gonna get wrecked, HARD, early into next week's race!
 
2012-11-11 06:11:37 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

BREAKING: HOCKEY IS BACK
 
2012-11-11 06:12:00 PM  

FiendishFellow05: GORDON, YOU ASSHOLE. YOU ALMOST TOOK OUT THE POINTS LEADER!

DUMBASS!


/Starting to wonder if he and Robbie switched on the last pit stop...
//WHOA! Someone's get's an ass kicking!
///Wow. This is old school.


He IS Jimmys team mate...
 
2012-11-11 06:12:23 PM  
Clint has every reason to be pissed. 24 was black flagged and wrecked him. While he was in 3rd in the points, with every chance of getting to 2nd. I'd want blood, too.
 
2012-11-11 06:12:35 PM  
NASCAR should suspend Johnson's team from the points race because I would not be shocked if Gordon knew the #2 was right behind them...

Yeah, right. But I mean, it'd be hilarious.
 
2012-11-11 06:13:00 PM  
uncensored S-bomb

and understandable, too
 
2012-11-11 06:13:08 PM  
What Gordon did there was as bad as anything Kyle Busch has ever done. He should be suspended for at least 6 months next year IMO.
 
2012-11-11 06:13:10 PM  
And the S-bomb comes out from Bowyer's crew chief, with Mikey holding Clint back.
 
2012-11-11 06:13:17 PM  
Did he just say that ....
 
2012-11-11 06:14:01 PM  

my lip balm addiction: What Gordon did there was as bad as anything Kyle Busch has ever done. He should be suspended for at least 6 months next year IMO.


worse, because it was not only intentional, but after he had been black flagged
 
2012-11-11 06:14:35 PM  
so lets see.. last week, right after a restart that gave BK the lead over JJ, Jeffy and Kahne "conveniently" wreck to pull out another caution and give JJ another chance.

This week, Bowyer threatened to put JJ into 3rd pointswise, so Jeffy takes him out.

hmmmmmmmmmm...
 
2012-11-11 06:15:19 PM  
Damn .... Someone got curb stomped.
 
2012-11-11 06:16:06 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
Well, the boys are having at it
 
2012-11-11 06:16:42 PM  
"Jeff races everybody with a lot of respect."
 
2012-11-11 06:17:12 PM  
Gustafson is so f*cking full of sh*t

there is NO CALL, none at all, to intentionally wreck someone the way Jeffy did
 
2012-11-11 06:17:33 PM  
Knowing Bowyer, he's the type to wait until Jeffy Boy gets into the NASCAR hauler with him before hauling off and knocking him down.
 
2012-11-11 06:17:49 PM  
LMAO @ BK's spotter: "REALLY?!?"
 
2012-11-11 06:18:15 PM  

Jensaarai: Knowing Bowyer, he's the type to wait until Jeffy Boy gets into the NASCAR hauler with him before hauling off and knocking him down.


Hope he does. I really want to see Jeffy with a black eye next week.
 
2012-11-11 06:18:45 PM  
Taking out a contender and almost taking out another was premeditated? See you in February, Jeff.
 
2012-11-11 06:18:51 PM  
Brad Keselowski @keselowski
Wow "@jeff_gluck: What the hell pic.twitter.com/N9bnlwBm"
 
2012-11-11 06:18:54 PM  
I'd like to award first place in the inaugural NASCAR 100-yard death run to Clint Bowyer. He covered that distance faster than a Jamaican.
 
2012-11-11 06:19:26 PM  
Harvick low on fuel for the GWC? Good. I hope KyBu takes it. He deserves a win.
 
2012-11-11 06:19:28 PM  
Brad Keselowski @keselowski
Wow "@jeff_gluck: What the hell pic.twitter.com/N9bnlwBm"
 
2012-11-11 06:19:35 PM  
Was Jeff black flagged?
 
2012-11-11 06:20:10 PM  
AJ Allmendinger @AJDinger

Awesome!!!! Fun to see it on tv. Don't get me wrong I would rather still be there racing tho haha
 
2012-11-11 06:20:27 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Was Jeff black flagged?


No he wasn't. They were contemplating the flag, but hadn't flagged him yet.
 
2012-11-11 06:20:28 PM  
He's going after Guferston, isn't he?
 
2012-11-11 06:20:52 PM  
Love the applause for Clint.
 
2012-11-11 06:21:00 PM  
Not sure I wanna be a Gordon fan anymore.
 
2012-11-11 06:21:08 PM  

Infobahn: Brad Keselowski @keselowski
Wow "@jeff_gluck: What the hell pic.twitter.com/N9bnlwBm"


BK tweeting while he sits. Love it! Too bad he didn't get a shot of that wreck to tweet!
 
2012-11-11 06:21:09 PM  

No Line For Beer: Taking out a contender and almost taking out another was premeditated? See you in February, Jeff.


I hope so. I like Gordon, but god damn was that stupid. Kyle Busch is in his car going "Wait, did that just happen without me? Wow."
 
2012-11-11 06:21:14 PM  
It was worth turning this on for the last 10 laps or so. LOL
 
2012-11-11 06:21:31 PM  
brant james @brantjames
Sheriff Joe is forming a posse
 
2012-11-11 06:21:34 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm
@keselowski You look bored - wanna play Words With Friends or something?
 
2012-11-11 06:21:35 PM  
Jeffy's heel turn reminds me of Bash At The Beach 96, when Hogan joined the nWo.
 
2012-11-11 06:21:48 PM  
NASCAR = National Association of Steel Cage Auto Racing?
 
2012-11-11 06:21:49 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

@keselowski You look bored - wanna play Words With Friends or something?
 
2012-11-11 06:21:55 PM  
Almirola's in 4th? He kept going?
 
2012-11-11 06:22:03 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Danica on radio, denying she taught Jeff Gordon how to exact revenge on the track.
 
2012-11-11 06:22:11 PM  

catastrophe averted: Shadow Blasko: Was Jeff black flagged?

No he wasn't. They were contemplating the flag, but hadn't flagged him yet.


no, he was flagged at that point
 
2012-11-11 06:22:38 PM  
Seriously, Gordon went to spin him in retaliation and cut HIS OWN F*CKING TIRE. Then finally decided to wreck him AGAIN, but was successful this time.

LOL look at him take that tumble. Hilarious.
 
2012-11-11 06:22:59 PM  
Stewart-Haas Racing @StewartHaasRcng
Bowyer appears ready to finish this triathalon: Race. Run. Ruckus.
 
2012-11-11 06:23:01 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Also, we now know why Jimmie saw Bowyer running all those weeks ago. He was training for this very moment.
 
2012-11-11 06:23:23 PM  

Mztlplx: NASCAR = National Association of Steel Cage Auto Racing?


Harvick *is* occasionally sponsored by TapOut.
 
2012-11-11 06:23:56 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: catastrophe averted: Shadow Blasko: Was Jeff black flagged?

No he wasn't. They were contemplating the flag, but hadn't flagged him yet.

no, he was flagged at that point


That's not what the announcers just said....
 
2012-11-11 06:24:11 PM  
HAHAHA!!!! Perfect commercial.
 
2012-11-11 06:24:19 PM  

Jensaarai: Mztlplx: NASCAR = National Association of Steel Cage Auto Racing?

Harvick *is* occasionally sponsored by TapOut.


TapOut

Tap a car that tapped you -- out of race!
 
2012-11-11 06:24:19 PM  
I like that the shirt she has on has an extra button, for quick flashytime.
 
2012-11-11 06:25:33 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
BK is told: "Do me a favor, for 2 laps, expect nothing and assume the worst from all these guys."
 
2012-11-11 06:25:51 PM  
I hope Despain's on t'nite. His take on this should be good.
 
2012-11-11 06:26:49 PM  
Gordon was auditioning for the reboot of Days Of Thunder
 
2012-11-11 06:26:58 PM  
Jeez there ain't much left of Clint's car.....
 
2012-11-11 06:27:30 PM  
Lots of people low on fuel and speedy dry and oil. Should be fun.
 
2012-11-11 06:28:14 PM  

clear_prop: Lots of people low on fuel and speedy dry and oil. Should be fun.


G-W-G-W-G-W-C.
 
2012-11-11 06:28:23 PM  
Playing Devil's advocate here... JG has been racing Cup for a damn long time and he's not the type to go wrecking cars w/o a damn good reason. He just had enough and went all Popeye "I had all I can stands and I can't stands no more."
 
2012-11-11 06:28:33 PM  
any interview of gordon should start with WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
 
2012-11-11 06:29:06 PM  
I like that Jeff needs armed guards now.
 
2012-11-11 06:29:08 PM  
Niiice.....cut to a shot of the armed security guards after the fight.
 
2012-11-11 06:29:20 PM  
Armed guards for Gordon.

he needs them after his stunt
 
2012-11-11 06:29:35 PM  
So, what the f*ck happened? Gordon intentionally took out Bowyer?
 
2012-11-11 06:29:42 PM  
dammit, Danica
 
2012-11-11 06:29:50 PM  
NOT JJ

*flag*
 
2012-11-11 06:30:10 PM  
Well, there's that too.
 
2012-11-11 06:30:10 PM  
OH HOLY shiat. WTF was that?
 
2012-11-11 06:30:13 PM  
WTF!
 
2012-11-11 06:30:16 PM  
MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.
 
2012-11-11 06:30:36 PM  
Well....*that* was an expensive finish. Grats to Harvick. And grats to BK!
 
2012-11-11 06:30:42 PM  
What a clusterfark!
 
2012-11-11 06:30:48 PM  
Boy this race is a clusterf*ck.
 
2012-11-11 06:30:48 PM  
CHRIST. Brad dodge another one.

Lucky, lucky, SOB.

BRAD'S GOT THE POINTS LEAD! WOOHOO!
 
2012-11-11 06:30:51 PM  
Its almost criminal that they didn't bring out the caution on the last lap. Lawsuits should be flying, and race officials should be under criminal investigation
 
2012-11-11 06:30:53 PM  
There should have been a caution for Danica.

Someone needs fired.
 
2012-11-11 06:30:55 PM  
all that fluid coming from Danica, so why didn't they call a caution?

that said, this can all be blamed on Gordon. Race should be over and done with, instead of a GWC clusterf*ck
 
2012-11-11 06:30:57 PM  
What a crazy race
 
2012-11-11 06:31:06 PM  
This is freaking crazy! Why was no caution thrown?
 
2012-11-11 06:31:12 PM  
This race started off slow but finished up with a bang
 
2012-11-11 06:31:28 PM  
Whos' burning in 4? Or is that where Harvick's doing donuts?
 
2012-11-11 06:31:40 PM  

puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.


hey, I give her credit for finishing.. sorta.. kinda
 
2012-11-11 06:31:49 PM  
Danica is not getting out.
 
2012-11-11 06:32:02 PM  
Jeff had better hope he's not allowed to race next week, because there are a number of drivers out to wreck him.
 
2012-11-11 06:32:23 PM  

Mztlplx: clear_prop: Lots of people low on fuel and speedy dry and oil. Should be fun.

G-W-G-W-G-W-C.


Totally read that in Porky Pig's voice
 
2012-11-11 06:32:32 PM  
Someone clipped Danica
 
2012-11-11 06:32:39 PM  
oh, that was Burton's fault
 
2012-11-11 06:32:50 PM  
Not Danica's fault
 
2012-11-11 06:32:58 PM  
Burton? Defending Hornish's honor?
 
2012-11-11 06:33:33 PM  
Newman finishes backwards...then gets creamed again. Not his day, I guess....
 
2012-11-11 06:33:46 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I've heard of refs "swallowing whistles" - but swallowing an entire caution flag must be difficult.
 
2012-11-11 06:34:00 PM  

emonk: Burton? Defending Hornish's honor?


Hornish needs someone to fight for him against a girl?
 
2012-11-11 06:34:03 PM  
Wow ....


WHAT THE HELL
 
2012-11-11 06:34:07 PM  
Looks like Danica took it hard up the ass on that replay.

/giggity
 
2012-11-11 06:34:38 PM  
I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.
 
2012-11-11 06:34:48 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I've heard of refs "swallowing whistles" - but swallowing an entire caution flag must be difficult.


use lots of ketchup

/previous Advocare callback
 
2012-11-11 06:35:38 PM  

mikaloyd: I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.


Agreed!
 
2012-11-11 06:35:54 PM  

mikaloyd: I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.


Word.
 
2012-11-11 06:36:09 PM  
Yeah why no flag?
 
2012-11-11 06:36:23 PM  

The Bestest: emonk: Burton? Defending Hornish's honor?

Hornish needs someone to fight for him against a girl?


But I'll defend his honor, Your Honor.
 
2012-11-11 06:36:29 PM  

mikaloyd: I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.


And is somewhat misnamed.

/love you anyways
 
2012-11-11 06:36:39 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The post-race show, promoted by Dana White, will be on pay-per-view after ESPN goes off the air
 
2012-11-11 06:36:44 PM  

clear_prop: mikaloyd: I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.

Agreed!


THIS! Although he is probably a bit disappointed with his driver.
 
2012-11-11 06:37:14 PM  

mikaloyd: Yeah why no flag?


Because letting it stay green almost got BK wrecked.
 
2012-11-11 06:37:16 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: my lip balm addiction: What Gordon did there was as bad as anything Kyle Busch has ever done. He should be suspended for at least 6 months next year IMO.

worse, because it was not only intentional, but after he had been black flagged


Worse because it gave Harvick a chance to win
 
2012-11-11 06:37:48 PM  
NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?
 
2012-11-11 06:37:52 PM  
Wash the Sprint Cup Girl and bring her to my room
 
2012-11-11 06:38:12 PM  
"I'd like to thank Jimmie Johnson for this victory"

/oh
 
2012-11-11 06:38:45 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?


I go a step back and say they should have thrown it when Gordon hit the wall
 
2012-11-11 06:38:52 PM  
Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
The Gordon wreck directly contributed to Johnson picking up a position and a point. OT created enough laps for Johnson.
 
2012-11-11 06:39:21 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?


are you bot entertained?
 
2012-11-11 06:39:22 PM  
Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...
 
2012-11-11 06:40:02 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?

I go a step back and say they should have thrown it when Gordon hit the wall


They did. The red flag, even. That's when the fight started.
 
2012-11-11 06:40:10 PM  
Sprint girl looks confused.

Not an easy job, apparently.
 
2012-11-11 06:40:31 PM  
This is the last year Dodge is in NASCAR right? Would be nice for them to win I guess
 
2012-11-11 06:40:51 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


By whom?
 
2012-11-11 06:41:14 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


Better to drink one than smoke one in this country on TV
 
2012-11-11 06:41:22 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


He might as well torch a Newport while he's at it.
 
2012-11-11 06:41:48 PM  

puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.


Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31
 
2012-11-11 06:41:54 PM  

emonk: Sprint girl looks confused.

Not an easy job, apparently.


I don't think you're looking at a Rhodes Scholar there. I find it hard to believe there's an intelligence test involved.
 
2012-11-11 06:42:23 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


Which is absolutely hilarious.
 
2012-11-11 06:42:37 PM  

emonk: He might as well torch a Newport while he's at it.


they used to show Dick Trickle smoking, in his car during cautions.
 
2012-11-11 06:43:45 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Bruton: "Suddenly, Smoke throwing his helmet at Kenseth seems like a spitball."
 
2012-11-11 06:44:20 PM  

ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31


Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?
 
2012-11-11 06:45:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Looks like Danica took it hard up the ass on that replay.

/giggity


Hope she still was strapped on....er in.
 
2012-11-11 06:45:22 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Playing Devil's advocate here... JG has been racing Cup for a damn long time and he's not the type to go wrecking cars w/o a damn good reason. He just had enough and went all Popeye "I had all I can stands and I can't stands no more."


I have to agree. Of course, I'm also a big Gordon fan. I've not seen him be totally stupid like this in years. He's gotta have a good reason for it in his head, even if the rest of us don't think it's a good reason. He's also in the Chase just like Bowyer, so why isn't anyone pissed at Clint for cutting Gordon's tire and causing him to hit the wall a few laps prior. I'd have been pissed too. But I don't think I would try to take out another car in the last laps of the race. Everyone makes bad choices sometimes.

mikaloyd: I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.


LOL *blush*
 
2012-11-11 06:45:28 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Stay tuned for #NASCAR highlights from Phoenix, none of which will shatter any stereotypes..."
 
2012-11-11 06:45:48 PM  

i640.photobucket.com 

Harvick




come back soon warchild
 
2012-11-11 06:45:49 PM  

swampgirl: ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31

Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?


Don't think she could have made the pit entrance anyway....and the checkered was showing.
 
2012-11-11 06:46:02 PM  

swampgirl: ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31

Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?


didn't see exactly where on the track the wreck occurred, so not sure if she was even able to or not.

Moot, since the yellow should've been thrown anyway.
 
2012-11-11 06:46:15 PM  

swampgirl: ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31

Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?


No, it's the last lap. Although she could've done a drive through if her pit wasn't past the finish line.
 
2012-11-11 06:47:03 PM  
@joeylogano
When I was young I thought @JeffGordonWeb was the best driver. Now I've lost a lot of respect for him. #verydumb
 
2012-11-11 06:47:43 PM  
Joey Logano @joeylogano
When I was young I thought @JeffGordonWeb was the best driver. Now I've lost a lot of respect for him. #verydumb
 
2012-11-11 06:49:12 PM  
so, would the 15 fail inspection if it came to the track next week equipped with a Mad Max-style spiked ram?
 
2012-11-11 06:49:54 PM  

catastrophe averted: Everyone makes bad choices sometimes.


As a Busch Brothers fan, I heartily agree. However, I don't blame Clint for going nuts about it, either.

mikaloyd: [i640.photobucket.com image 604x402] 

Harvick


come back soon warchild


This. We miss ya, Warch!
 
2012-11-11 06:51:06 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


the officials, for going to a white instead of a yellow are MUCH more at fault than Danica even is she WAS able to make it to the pits (which I'm not sure of)
 
2012-11-11 06:51:13 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?


You are right, that was farked up. Maybe even worse than Gordon's shenanigans.
 
2012-11-11 06:51:34 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Martin Truex, Jr.: "Thank God I got out of there early."
 
2012-11-11 06:51:54 PM  

vegaswench: However, I don't blame Clint for going nuts about it, either.


True. Maybe he should have apologized harder after the Martinsville thing.
 
2012-11-11 06:55:49 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.
 
2012-11-11 06:56:31 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


She was on the lead lap. Try again.
 
2012-11-11 06:56:39 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


She was not two laps down. She did nothing wrong here, NASCAR did.
 
2012-11-11 06:57:24 PM  

No Line For Beer: MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)

Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.


Unofficial results on NASCAR.com have Danica on the lead lap.
 
2012-11-11 06:59:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 07:01:03 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.
 
2012-11-11 07:02:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 07:02:55 PM  

good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.


JG can fix that
 
2012-11-11 07:03:29 PM  

mikaloyd: good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.

JG can fix that


Bowyer can fix JG.
 
2012-11-11 07:03:43 PM  
Ok all, at least this race was anything but boring right?

See you next week for the fabulous final!
 
2012-11-11 07:04:53 PM  
Definitely not bored this week. See ya'll next week for Homestead....

Go Brad!
 
2012-11-11 07:05:32 PM  
who's in the 55 next week, btw?
 
2012-11-11 07:07:33 PM  
..bah, I should really complete my thoughts before posting

I ask because while I don't see Truex doing it, I wonder if Mark or Mikey would take it upon themselves to make life difficult for the 24.
 
2012-11-11 07:09:20 PM  

The Bestest: ..bah, I should really complete my thoughts before posting

I ask because while I don't see Truex doing it, I wonder if Mark or Mikey would take it upon themselves to make life difficult for the 24.


Mark was recently Jeffy's teammate, and too nice a guy. Mikey could do it.
 
2012-11-11 07:10:44 PM  

good_2_go: @joeylogano
When I was young I thought @JeffGordonWeb was the best driver. Now I've lost a lot of respect for him. #verydumb


You're still young Joey. I'm sure a lot of up and coming drivers felt the same way about Dale until he gave them the chrome horn
 
2012-11-11 07:11:44 PM  

The Bestest: who's in the 55 next week, btw?


Must be Martin. Vickers' last race was Martinsville. Could be Mikey, but I doubt it, since there was talk of him possibly winning his last race at Talladega.
 
2012-11-11 07:11:52 PM  

FiendishFellow05: No Line For Beer: MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)

Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.

Unofficial results on NASCAR.com have Danica on the lead lap.


The listed her one lap down when I checked it. They also have three cars listed behind her on the lead lap. As there were no cars between her and Harvick when the 29 crossed so I'm thinking that we'll see another change before it goes official.
 
2012-11-11 07:12:36 PM  

mikaloyd: good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.

JG can fix that


I think Jeff will be watching from his couch next week.
 
2012-11-11 07:14:06 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Regarding discipline, if #NASCAR wants to be consistent...HAHAHAHAHA...Heh...oh man, can't even get those words out...
 
2012-11-11 07:14:59 PM  

Shadow Blasko: mikaloyd: good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.

JG can fix that

I think Jeff will be watching from his couch next week.


Probably be the safest place for him.

Does anyone remember who it was earlier in the season that suggested he would go to another driver's house to fight him?
 
2012-11-11 07:15:18 PM  

Shadow Blasko: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Regarding discipline, if #NASCAR wants to be consistent...HAHAHAHAHA...Heh...oh man, can't even get those words out...


Nascar makes Indycar look consistent.
 
2012-11-11 07:15:30 PM  
The only way Jeff Gordon could be more hated right now is to grab a microphone and announce he voted for Obama.
 
2012-11-11 07:17:11 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
Harvick: "The fights? The sport was made on fights. We should have more fights. I like fights."
 
2012-11-11 07:17:46 PM  

clear_prop: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
Harvick: "The fights? The sport was made on fights. We should have more fights. I like fights."


agreed
 
2012-11-11 07:19:07 PM  
Jenna Fryer (@JennaFryer)

Posted Monday 12th November 2012 from Twitlonger

Here's what @keselowski said: "Well, it's the doublestandard that I spent a whole week being bashed by a half a dozen drivers about racing hard at Texas and how I'm out of control and have a death wish, and then I see bullshiat like that. That's farking bullshiat. That's all you can call that. These guys just tried to kill each other. You race hard and I get called an asshole for racing hard and called with a death wish, and I see shiat like that, and it just pisses me off. I'm not yelling at you, Dave, but it's just farking ridiculous, and they should be ashamed. It's embarrassing."
 
2012-11-11 07:19:11 PM  

No Line For Beer: FiendishFellow05: No Line For Beer: MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)

Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.

Unofficial results on NASCAR.com have Danica on the lead lap.

The listed her one lap down when I checked it. They also have three cars listed behind her on the lead lap. As there were no cars between her and Harvick when the 29 crossed so I'm thinking that we'll see another change before it goes official.


I just looked again. She's listed on lap 319 with everyone else. True, she'll likely get listed a lap down. But what was she supposed to do? She got spun in turn 4, and probably missed the pit entrance. NASCAR should've thrown a caution.
 
2012-11-11 07:19:35 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
Harvick: "The fights? The sport was made on fights. We should have more fights. I like fights."
 
2012-11-11 07:20:40 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 611x404]


That made me smile. Stolen!
 
2012-11-11 07:21:03 PM  
Uh, Opie? I don't think auto racing is about the crews fighting in the garage area. Dipshiat.
 
2012-11-11 07:34:32 PM  

No Line For Beer: Shadow Blasko: mikaloyd: good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.

JG can fix that

I think Jeff will be watching from his couch next week.

Probably be the safest place for him.

Does anyone remember who it was earlier in the season that suggested he would go to another driver's house to fight him?


I remember Boris threatening to go to Biff's house after some Monday road race last season....must've been the Glen.
 
2012-11-11 07:35:36 PM  
I got 4 top-16s. How'd y'all do?
 
2012-11-11 07:44:28 PM  
Carl Edwards manages to tow the company line *and* sound like a danger-loving moron. Good job.
 
2012-11-11 07:49:31 PM  

good_2_go: Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
The Gordon wreck directly contributed to Johnson picking up a position and a point. OT created enough laps for Johnson.


But he took out 2 cars ahead of the #2 to do it. Keselowski was looking at 8th, and ended up 6th. That's two
extra points for the #2.
 
2012-11-11 07:51:25 PM  

realityVSperception: good_2_go: Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
The Gordon wreck directly contributed to Johnson picking up a position and a point. OT created enough laps for Johnson.

But he took out 2 cars ahead of the #2 to do it. Keselowski was looking at 8th, and ended up 6th. That's two
extra points for the #2.


BUT at the same time he DIRECTLY knocked out the car that was threatening to put JJ 3rd in points.
 
2012-11-11 07:52:33 PM  
RaceTrax has Bowyer as having the fast lap of the race at 243 mph. He must've passed the same scoring loop twice as he was wrecking....
 
2012-11-11 08:01:09 PM  

FiendishFellow05:
I just looked again. She's listed on lap 319 with everyone else. True, she'll likely get listed a lap down. But what was she supposed to do? She got spun in turn 4, and probably missed the pit entrance. NASCAR should've thrown a caution.


She's now scored in seventeenth as the last car on the lead lap. If she had pitted (remember, her pit was #42, before the start/finish line) she would have been scored as the last car one lap down.

emonk: I remember Boris threatening to go to Biff's house after some Monday road race last season....must've been the Glen.


That's the interview I was thinking of, thank you.
 
2012-11-11 08:08:37 PM  

The Bestest: realityVSperception: good_2_go: Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
The Gordon wreck directly contributed to Johnson picking up a position and a point. OT created enough laps for Johnson.

But he took out 2 cars ahead of the #2 to do it. Keselowski was looking at 8th, and ended up 6th. That's two
extra points for the #2.

BUT at the same time he DIRECTLY knocked out the car that was threatening to put JJ 3rd in points.


True, but I don't think JJ really cares if he is the 1st or 2nd loser. Now if it comes down to 1pt for 1st next week....

Wrecking the #15 was one thing. But Gorden also took out the #20 and another car as well. They're the ones who have every right to be angry.
 
2012-11-11 08:36:27 PM  

Jensaarai: Carl Edwards manages to tow the company line *and* sound like a danger-loving moron. Good job.


Yanno, I think he'll make a great commentator some day, but that was just idiotic, to condone that scrum in it's entirety.

Evil Opie: NASCAR's lovable dipshiat.

(well, lovable if you buy his 'Cousin Carl' routine...)
 
2012-11-11 08:51:38 PM  
Joey Logano @joeylogano
To all the 24 fans. I'm not disrespecting a 4 time champ, A 4 time champ disrespected me today
 
2012-11-11 09:36:04 PM  
Clint Bowyer @ClintBowyer
Very sorry about interview with the R word. I was so focused on not saying the F or the A word...I don't even know what I said!!! #ugh
 
2012-11-12 01:30:26 AM  

turbokat: vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?

*backs away slowly, hands behind back*


Not me; I was busy giving my family a tour of my job today. HOWever, we recently had a gentleman retire who goes to at least one Dover race. If, by some chance, you see the 48 in the wall due to having an object thrown at it... yeah, I instructed my retired co-worker to do that!
 
2012-11-12 04:27:46 AM  
To be fair, I was trolling, but I do find it hilarious that everyone is blaming the accident causer for all the oil that was on the track. DANICA was the one leaking oil.

And, yes, given what was happening and how slowly she was moving, she should have been as far off of that freaking track as possible.
 
2012-11-12 04:28:28 AM  
Seriously, WHERE was she in position? WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO LOSE by going down pit lane?
 
2012-11-12 04:33:34 AM  
Or, I should say, stay as far off of the track as possible when she attempted to putt across the finish line.
 
2012-11-12 06:56:20 AM  
Clint Bowyer 5 Hour Energy Parody 

/I luvs the internet
 
2012-11-12 09:26:39 AM  
So how long until NASCAR hits BK for 25 pts for his rant, putting JJ back on top at Homestead?
 
2012-11-12 11:11:54 AM  
 
2012-11-12 12:53:20 PM  

puffy999: Or, I should say, stay as far off of the track as possible when she attempted to putt across the finish line.


WE GET IT. You hate her.

Now shut up.
 
2012-11-12 01:07:23 PM  

good_2_go: Clint Bowyer 5 Hour Energy Parody 

/I luvs the internet


So good.
 
2012-11-12 01:07:53 PM  

mikaloyd: [i640.photobucket.com image 604x402] 

Harvick




Sad I missed that. My dad broke a hip and I went to see him in Cincy, was on the road for the end of the race. I'm glad to see the idol worked and my favorite driver won!

Are we taking bets on how many laps before Gordon gets wrecked next week?
 
2012-11-12 01:22:16 PM  

QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: [i640.photobucket.com image 604x402] 

Harvick

Sad I missed that. My dad broke a hip and I went to see him in Cincy, was on the road for the end of the race. I'm glad to see the idol worked and my favorite driver won!

Are we taking bets on how many laps before Gordon gets wrecked next week?


Probably not until we find out tomorrow or Wednesday if Jeff is even in a car this weekend.

I think he'll be watching from home.
 
2012-11-12 03:13:35 PM  

Shadow Blasko: QueenMamaBee: mikaloyd: [i640.photobucket.com image 604x402] 

Harvick

Sad I missed that. My dad broke a hip and I went to see him in Cincy, was on the road for the end of the race. I'm glad to see the idol worked and my favorite driver won!

Are we taking bets on how many laps before Gordon gets wrecked next week?

Probably not until we find out tomorrow or Wednesday if Jeff is even in a car this weekend.

I think he'll be watching from home.


How many Cup races did they park KyBu for last year after his shenanigans in the truck race? Jeffy should be parked for at least as many since he did his shenanigans in a Cup race.
 
2012-11-13 12:57:46 AM  

clear_prop: How many Cup races did they park KyBu for last year after his shenanigans in the truck race? Jeffy should be parked for at least as many since he did his shenanigans in a Cup race.


He was parked for a weekend. I think Jeff should probably be done for the year. Thats one race. Maybe some points, but no owner points.

I would have parked Kyle for 2 because he did it under caution.
 
2012-11-13 11:00:31 AM  
So much for a penalty. Pathetic.