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(NASCAR)   Two races left in the Chase for the Cup. Can Brad K even it up, or will the Dark Side of the Force prevail? It's the AdvoCare 500 from Phoenix International Raceway, green flag drops at 3:20pm on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 587
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2012-11-11 06:38:12 PM  
"I'd like to thank Jimmie Johnson for this victory"

/oh
 
2012-11-11 06:38:45 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?


I go a step back and say they should have thrown it when Gordon hit the wall
 
2012-11-11 06:38:52 PM  
Monte Dutton @MonteDutton
The Gordon wreck directly contributed to Johnson picking up a position and a point. OT created enough laps for Johnson.
 
2012-11-11 06:39:21 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?


are you bot entertained?
 
2012-11-11 06:39:22 PM  
Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...
 
2012-11-11 06:40:02 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?

I go a step back and say they should have thrown it when Gordon hit the wall


They did. The red flag, even. That's when the fight started.
 
2012-11-11 06:40:10 PM  
Sprint girl looks confused.

Not an easy job, apparently.
 
2012-11-11 06:40:31 PM  
This is the last year Dodge is in NASCAR right? Would be nice for them to win I guess
 
2012-11-11 06:40:51 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


By whom?
 
2012-11-11 06:41:14 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


Better to drink one than smoke one in this country on TV
 
2012-11-11 06:41:22 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


He might as well torch a Newport while he's at it.
 
2012-11-11 06:41:48 PM  

puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.


Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31
 
2012-11-11 06:41:54 PM  

emonk: Sprint girl looks confused.

Not an easy job, apparently.


I don't think you're looking at a Rhodes Scholar there. I find it hard to believe there's an intelligence test involved.
 
2012-11-11 06:42:23 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Did he just drink a bud live on TV?

Thats a fining...


Which is absolutely hilarious.
 
2012-11-11 06:42:37 PM  

emonk: He might as well torch a Newport while he's at it.


they used to show Dick Trickle smoking, in his car during cautions.
 
2012-11-11 06:43:45 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Bruton: "Suddenly, Smoke throwing his helmet at Kenseth seems like a spitball."
 
2012-11-11 06:44:20 PM  

ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31


Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?
 
2012-11-11 06:45:14 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Looks like Danica took it hard up the ass on that replay.

/giggity


Hope she still was strapped on....er in.
 
2012-11-11 06:45:22 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Playing Devil's advocate here... JG has been racing Cup for a damn long time and he's not the type to go wrecking cars w/o a damn good reason. He just had enough and went all Popeye "I had all I can stands and I can't stands no more."


I have to agree. Of course, I'm also a big Gordon fan. I've not seen him be totally stupid like this in years. He's gotta have a good reason for it in his head, even if the rest of us don't think it's a good reason. He's also in the Chase just like Bowyer, so why isn't anyone pissed at Clint for cutting Gordon's tire and causing him to hit the wall a few laps prior. I'd have been pissed too. But I don't think I would try to take out another car in the last laps of the race. Everyone makes bad choices sometimes.

mikaloyd: I think we have all learned a lesson here. Catastrphe averted ALWAYS needs to be in the thread.


LOL *blush*
 
2012-11-11 06:45:28 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

"Stay tuned for #NASCAR highlights from Phoenix, none of which will shatter any stereotypes..."
 
2012-11-11 06:45:48 PM  
i640.photobucket.com 

Harvick



come back soon warchild
 
2012-11-11 06:45:49 PM  

swampgirl: ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31

Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?


Don't think she could have made the pit entrance anyway....and the checkered was showing.
 
2012-11-11 06:46:02 PM  

swampgirl: ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31

Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?


didn't see exactly where on the track the wreck occurred, so not sure if she was even able to or not.

Moot, since the yellow should've been thrown anyway.
 
2012-11-11 06:46:15 PM  

swampgirl: ski9600: puffy999: MOAR CRASHIES

God, Danica sucks.

Not her fault, Ward Burton took her out. #31

Agreed, but shouldn't she have headed to the pits instead of the finish line?


No, it's the last lap. Although she could've done a drive through if her pit wasn't past the finish line.
 
2012-11-11 06:47:03 PM  
@joeylogano
When I was young I thought @JeffGordonWeb was the best driver. Now I've lost a lot of respect for him. #verydumb
 
2012-11-11 06:47:43 PM  
Joey Logano @joeylogano
When I was young I thought @JeffGordonWeb was the best driver. Now I've lost a lot of respect for him. #verydumb
 
2012-11-11 06:49:12 PM  
so, would the 15 fail inspection if it came to the track next week equipped with a Mad Max-style spiked ram?
 
2012-11-11 06:49:54 PM  

catastrophe averted: Everyone makes bad choices sometimes.


As a Busch Brothers fan, I heartily agree. However, I don't blame Clint for going nuts about it, either.

mikaloyd: [i640.photobucket.com image 604x402] 

Harvick


come back soon warchild


This. We miss ya, Warch!
 
2012-11-11 06:51:06 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


the officials, for going to a white instead of a yellow are MUCH more at fault than Danica even is she WAS able to make it to the pits (which I'm not sure of)
 
2012-11-11 06:51:13 PM  

Jensaarai: NASCAR needs to fire whoever was in race control. They caused that wreck by refusing to throw the caution the minute Burton took out Danica. They let RCR bully them into creating a dangerous on-track situation, and a lot of drivers paid the price slipping in her oil. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We've reached full Indycar Brian Barnhart at New Hampshire levels of stupidity.

Where's Will Power when you need him?


You are right, that was farked up. Maybe even worse than Gordon's shenanigans.
 
2012-11-11 06:51:34 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Martin Truex, Jr.: "Thank God I got out of there early."
 
2012-11-11 06:51:54 PM  

vegaswench: However, I don't blame Clint for going nuts about it, either.


True. Maybe he should have apologized harder after the Martinsville thing.
 
2012-11-11 06:55:49 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.
 
2012-11-11 06:56:31 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


She was on the lead lap. Try again.
 
2012-11-11 06:56:39 PM  

MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)


She was not two laps down. She did nothing wrong here, NASCAR did.
 
2012-11-11 06:57:24 PM  

No Line For Beer: MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)

Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.


Unofficial results on NASCAR.com have Danica on the lead lap.
 
2012-11-11 06:59:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 07:01:03 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.
 
2012-11-11 07:02:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 07:02:55 PM  

good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.


JG can fix that
 
2012-11-11 07:03:29 PM  

mikaloyd: good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.

JG can fix that


Bowyer can fix JG.
 
2012-11-11 07:03:43 PM  
Ok all, at least this race was anything but boring right?

See you next week for the fabulous final!
 
2012-11-11 07:04:53 PM  
Definitely not bored this week. See ya'll next week for Homestead....

Go Brad!
 
2012-11-11 07:05:32 PM  
who's in the 55 next week, btw?
 
2012-11-11 07:07:33 PM  
..bah, I should really complete my thoughts before posting

I ask because while I don't see Truex doing it, I wonder if Mark or Mikey would take it upon themselves to make life difficult for the 24.
 
2012-11-11 07:09:20 PM  

The Bestest: ..bah, I should really complete my thoughts before posting

I ask because while I don't see Truex doing it, I wonder if Mark or Mikey would take it upon themselves to make life difficult for the 24.


Mark was recently Jeffy's teammate, and too nice a guy. Mikey could do it.
 
2012-11-11 07:10:44 PM  

good_2_go: @joeylogano
When I was young I thought @JeffGordonWeb was the best driver. Now I've lost a lot of respect for him. #verydumb


You're still young Joey. I'm sure a lot of up and coming drivers felt the same way about Dale until he gave them the chrome horn
 
2012-11-11 07:11:44 PM  

The Bestest: who's in the 55 next week, btw?


Must be Martin. Vickers' last race was Martinsville. Could be Mikey, but I doubt it, since there was talk of him possibly winning his last race at Talladega.
 
2012-11-11 07:11:52 PM  

FiendishFellow05: No Line For Beer: MBrady: Lost Thought 00: Not Danica's fault

the dumb biatch should have gone into pit lane. instead she thinks she can make it around the track. she was 2 laps down (I think).

dumb move on her part (as usual)

Except...

She was the first car one lap down and hers was the second pit stall. I agree that it should be flagged but even if it was she still needed to cross the line or lose four positions and lose the 14th place purse.

Unofficial results on NASCAR.com have Danica on the lead lap.


The listed her one lap down when I checked it. They also have three cars listed behind her on the lead lap. As there were no cars between her and Harvick when the 29 crossed so I'm thinking that we'll see another change before it goes official.
 
2012-11-11 07:12:36 PM  

mikaloyd: good_2_go: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
15th or better clinches for BK next week.

JG can fix that


I think Jeff will be watching from his couch next week.
 
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