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(NASCAR)   Two races left in the Chase for the Cup. Can Brad K even it up, or will the Dark Side of the Force prevail? It's the AdvoCare 500 from Phoenix International Raceway, green flag drops at 3:20pm on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 589
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2012-11-11 05:25:51 PM

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


I feel like there needs to be a gif made of Mark Walhberg from Shooter taking aim and then Johnson's car going into the wall.
 
2012-11-11 05:26:06 PM

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


Fess up and the beer's on me.
 
2012-11-11 05:26:30 PM

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


*backs away slowly, hands behind back*
 
2012-11-11 05:27:07 PM

turbokat: vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?

*backs away slowly, hands behind back*


Crosman.....niiiiice.
 
2012-11-11 05:27:23 PM
Dang, he really tore up that right side suspension and drive train... beautiful sights and sounds from the 48 garage! :)
 
2012-11-11 05:27:24 PM
Per ESPN, BK just went 22 points up in the points standings instead of down 5 or whatever. Huge issue today!
 
2012-11-11 05:27:42 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

A calm Chad Knaus busts out the carefully-choreographed series of sledgehammer blows, yanks and closed-fist punches from Kansas
 
2012-11-11 05:27:45 PM
One minute before the JJ crash, DW tweeted this:

oh the defining moment in this race hasn't happen just yet, late caution will change everything! can you say chaos!

I asked him if he's a wizard.
 
2012-11-11 05:28:11 PM

turbokat: *tips hat* I almost didn't show up for this race.


(((((((HUGS))))))))
 
2012-11-11 05:28:18 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

From the look of the replay, that was probably more painful than releasing a porcupine back into the wild
 
2012-11-11 05:29:02 PM

vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?


buy that farker a beer
 
2012-11-11 05:29:18 PM
Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?
 
2012-11-11 05:29:43 PM

mikaloyd: vegaswench: Okay, which one of you farkers are in Phoenix with a dart gun?

buy that farker a beer


A beer? I'd buy that Farker a case!
 
2012-11-11 05:30:44 PM

Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?



That's what I was wondering!
 
2012-11-11 05:31:12 PM
@ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again
 
2012-11-11 05:31:21 PM
I never get tired of them saying "while Jimmy Johnson sits in the garage".
 
2012-11-11 05:31:44 PM
Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat.
 
2012-11-11 05:32:17 PM
I see my "love" of JJ is shared by others.
 
2012-11-11 05:32:18 PM

good_2_go: @ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again


It's not misfortune they are cheering. They are cheering something good for the sport that just happened.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:02 PM

vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat.


Kinda wondering what happened....if there'd been a track dryer there it would have looked a lot like JPM.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:14 PM
Will someone get JJ a sandwich? He's going to be a while.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:20 PM

vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat brought on by a certain online contingent rubbing various objects vigorously


FTFY
 
2012-11-11 05:33:30 PM
Geez, ya finally got the idol working, huh?

This Keselowski fan thanks you!

/WOOHOO!
//SUCK IT, JIMMIE.
 
2012-11-11 05:33:55 PM

Shadow Blasko: @ryan_truex


What, we weren't cheering for the 56 earlier?
 
2012-11-11 05:34:14 PM

good_2_go: @ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again


Somebody give him a TotalFark subscription.
 
2012-11-11 05:34:18 PM

DanZero: vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat brought on by a certain online contingent rubbing various objects vigorously

FTFY


lol
 
2012-11-11 05:34:34 PM

DanZero: vegaswench: Interesting:
@jeff_gluck
Goodyear says Jimmie Johnson melted a bead from excessive brake heat brought on by a certain online contingent rubbing various objects vigorously

FTFY


Waidaminnit there...you're making us sound like 4chan.
 
2012-11-11 05:34:50 PM

Mztlplx: Shadow Blasko: @ryan_truex

What, we weren't cheering for the 56 earlier?


I'm just saying... Single driver domination is not good for the sport. Ole 5 time is is enough.
 
2012-11-11 05:34:59 PM

Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


Bowyer is listed on ESPN as 8 points out of 2nd as the race stands. And BK is up 24 points now.
 
2012-11-11 05:35:06 PM

Infobahn: Will someone get JJ a sandwich? He's going to be a while.


I ate all my leftover Halloween Snickers.
 
2012-11-11 05:35:33 PM

good_2_go: @ryan_truex
I really can't stand race fans that cheer at others misfortunes


/oh to be young and innocent again


Hey Ryan, how's that full time ride and sponsorship you have because of NASCAR's ever expanding popularity in the Jimmie Johnson era?

Oh yeah...

STFU, kid. It's not like folks are cheering an injury.
 
2012-11-11 05:36:35 PM

Shadow Blasko: Mztlplx: Shadow Blasko: @ryan_truex

What, we weren't cheering for the 56 earlier?

I'm just saying... Single driver domination is not good for the sport. Ole 5 time is is enough.


Oh. I agree that 5 is enough. But schadenfreude is part of human nature....
 
2012-11-11 05:37:08 PM
Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..
 
2012-11-11 05:38:46 PM
Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
One would think the 2 plays it safe now. But when has that ever happened?
 
2012-11-11 05:38:56 PM

Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..


Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?
 
2012-11-11 05:39:11 PM
WeatherChannel says rain next Friday in Homestead. Maybe they can qualify on Saturday?
 
2012-11-11 05:40:36 PM
I don't hate JJ, I just want anyone but him or one of the Busch boys to win.
 
2012-11-11 05:41:13 PM

emonk: WeatherChannel says rain next Friday in Homestead. Maybe they can qualify on Saturday?


Just that cold front pushing through. It'll clear out in a day, but be colder on Sat and Sun, make that flat track a bit more interesting....
 
2012-11-11 05:41:26 PM

sayyida: Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


That's what I was wondering!


please nascar gods! make it so
 
2012-11-11 05:42:36 PM
Is this the track where JG accidentally dropped his radiator? Or was that Vegas?
 
2012-11-11 05:42:38 PM
48 is out of the garage and heading for pit road.
 
2012-11-11 05:42:40 PM

Infobahn: I don't hate JJ, I just want anyone but him or one of the Busch boys to win.


I hate JJ because he is the most boring driver ever, and whines when people don't let him pass.

The Busch boys are assholes, but fun to watch.
 
2012-11-11 05:42:49 PM

mikaloyd: sayyida: Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


That's what I was wondering!

please nascar gods! make it so


Teh ESPN infographic keeps showing him as 8 or 9 points down to JJ....but as JJ keeps dropping laps in the garage, I can't see how that's right.
 
2012-11-11 05:42:50 PM
And the "rolling chicane" has left the garage.
 
2012-11-11 05:43:18 PM
And the 37 cuts a right front.
 
2012-11-11 05:43:26 PM

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: sayyida: Mztlplx: Wonder if Bowyer can close up on 2nd in the standings?


That's what I was wondering!

please nascar gods! make it so

Teh ESPN infographic keeps showing him as 8 or 9 points down to JJ....but as JJ keeps dropping laps in the garage, I can't see how that's right.


Everyone else behind JJ is out of the race, so he goes laps down, but doesn't lose positions.
 
2012-11-11 05:43:39 PM
Aw....I wanted to see that commercial!
 
2012-11-11 05:44:06 PM
6.7 seconds? Gas and two?
 
2012-11-11 05:44:19 PM

vegaswench: Shadow Blasko: Wow .. did you see Jimmy look at the camera there when the light came on .. DAMN ..

Dammit, I missed it. Anyone get a screencap?


yeah

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-11 05:44:27 PM
I don't hate JJ. He seems like a nice enough dude. There's only two drivers I can't stand (Edwards & Biffle). I just get sick of JJ winning all the time.
 
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