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(NASCAR)   Two races left in the Chase for the Cup. Can Brad K even it up, or will the Dark Side of the Force prevail? It's the AdvoCare 500 from Phoenix International Raceway, green flag drops at 3:20pm on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 589
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2012-11-11 04:22:45 PM

Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.

Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.


Reminds me of this classic
 
2012-11-11 04:24:46 PM

Mztlplx: clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.

Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already


3 generations of Farkers here. Well they're all me playing 3 different generations but I've said too much already
 
2012-11-11 04:25:42 PM

Mztlplx: clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.

Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already


My sons show a little interest in fark, but they have not signed up, as far as I know. I would prefer them to be on here than some other news aggregate sites which will remain nameless.

/green flag stops!
 
2012-11-11 04:26:23 PM
That football analogy... actually wasn't half bad.

As long as it doesn't get repeated 500x times in the next 1.5 races, I'll actually go so far as to say I like it.
 
2012-11-11 04:27:02 PM

vegaswench: Mztlplx: clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.

Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already

My sons show a little interest in fark, but they have not signed up, as far as I know. I would prefer them to be on here than some other news aggregate sites which will remain nameless.

/green flag stops!


I got her hooked on Caturday threads, and it went downhill from there.
 
2012-11-11 04:28:26 PM

Jensaarai: That football analogy... actually wasn't half bad.

As long as it doesn't get repeated 500x times in the next 1.5 races, I'll actually go so far as to say I like it.


But the ball weighs 3200 lbs.
 
2012-11-11 04:29:24 PM
Kez is only a point away. C'mon, Kez!!
 
2012-11-11 04:30:30 PM
Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??
 
2012-11-11 04:30:38 PM
Veterans Day flyover for ceremonies at Punchbowl just went screaming by

/shiver
 
2012-11-11 04:31:54 PM

Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??


It's down to 1 point for leading a lap now, same for leading the most laps.
 
2012-11-11 04:31:56 PM

relaxitsjustme: Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.

Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.

Reminds me of this classic


My god..........Mark is so.......... young..........
 
2012-11-11 04:32:51 PM

relaxitsjustme: Veterans Day flyover for ceremonies at Punchbowl just went screaming by

/shiver


That's right, it's Veteran's Day, isn't it? To all who have served, in war and in peacetime.....salud. :::raises glass:::

/SSBN/SSGN728, USS Lafayette, 1982-1988. We Hide With Pride.
 
2012-11-11 04:33:19 PM

relaxitsjustme: Jensaarai: Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.

Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.

Reminds me of this classic


That was a good one. Al Jr.'s comments are great because by that point he was a 2 time IROC champ. And Mark Martin winds up being a 5 time IROC champ.
 
2012-11-11 04:33:39 PM
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that
 
2012-11-11 04:34:25 PM

Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??


Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.
 
2012-11-11 04:35:20 PM

Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.


Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt
 
2012-11-11 04:35:39 PM

DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that


Who's more annoying.. that guy, or the guy in the three DirecTV commercials with the full DVR?
 
2012-11-11 04:36:19 PM

DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that


That dude's gonna kill me.
 
2012-11-11 04:37:11 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

From the sounds of things, Clint Bowyer has spent more of his day plowing than most Amish folk.
 
2012-11-11 04:37:26 PM

Mztlplx: relaxitsjustme: Veterans Day flyover for ceremonies at Punchbowl just went screaming by

/shiver

That's right, it's Veteran's Day, isn't it? To all who have served, in war and in peacetime.....salud. :::raises glass:::

/SSBN/SSGN728, USS Lafayette, 1982-1988. We Hide With Pride.


*cheers*

Thanks to you and all Veterans.
 
2012-11-11 04:38:26 PM

Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.

Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt


And it will always be SEARS POINT too!
 
2012-11-11 04:39:06 PM
Clusterfark Truck race: Check

Amusing Nationwide Race: Check

Boring Cup Race: *sigh*
 
2012-11-11 04:39:22 PM

relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.

Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt

And it will always be SEARS POINT too!


And while we're at it...BRING BACK THE ROCK!
 
2012-11-11 04:39:23 PM
Oh, wow. Danica's in this race. Think I'll give her a call.

(I have her cell number, y'know...)
 
2012-11-11 04:39:32 PM
Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?
 
2012-11-11 04:39:39 PM

The Bestest: DanZero: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE GUY in new commercial

2 DRINKS for that

Who's more annoying.. that guy, or the guy in the three DirecTV commercials with the full DVR?


VERY tough call. I've seen Sprint more than the DTV ads.
 
2012-11-11 04:40:08 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


Nothing of consequence.
 
2012-11-11 04:40:19 PM

Jensaarai: Clusterfark Truck race: Check

Amusing Nationwide Race: Check

Boring Cup Race: *sigh*


Having to do no more of that every week for the last 1/3 of the season:

CHECK!
 
2012-11-11 04:40:42 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


Nothing much. Here is the re-cap:

Jensaarai: Clusterfark Truck race: Check

Amusing Nationwide Race: Check

Boring Cup Race: *sigh*

 
2012-11-11 04:40:58 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


After the last 4-5 weeks of latecomers asking that, we should all know by now --

NAWTIN
 
2012-11-11 04:41:13 PM
Shouldn't Frank be wearing a hairnet?

And a droolcup?
 
2012-11-11 04:41:22 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i205.photobucket.com image 800x600]

Jimmie Johnson! Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you, put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, f*ck your ass, and make you humble!


I have no problem with this
 
2012-11-11 04:41:35 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


Last time you came in late, crazy things started happening in an otherwise boring race. Hopefully it'll happen again.
 
2012-11-11 04:41:38 PM

ClavellBCMI: catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

Nothing of consequence.


*sigh* cookie cutters *grumble, grumble*
 
2012-11-11 04:42:02 PM
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Thanks Vets!
 
2012-11-11 04:44:38 PM

catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?


1. The Idol's farked.
2. You have to be insane or an MIT educated engineer to own a Mercedes Diesel.
3. NASCAR should solve its aerodynamic problems by going back to the 1970 body styles. And carrying moonshine in the trunk. Ethanol fuel does NOT count.
4. KyBu is generally running away with the race.
5. Brad's faster than Jimmeh.
6. Truex broke.
7. The 49 ate a wall.
8. ATT commercials are still bad.
9. RCR racing is gonna suck seriously next year.

That's pretty much it. Bk is still down a couple points in the Chase, but only a couple. He's led a lap at least.
 
2012-11-11 04:44:58 PM

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: Hey all. Sorry I'm late. What have I missed?

Last time you came in late, crazy things started happening in an otherwise boring race. Hopefully it'll happen again.


LOL yeah! Let's get this thing going! I'd like to request something requiring 10 or more caution laps to clean up little bits of the 48 car.
 
2012-11-11 04:45:09 PM

Mztlplx: relaxitsjustme: Mztlplx: Jensaarai: Mztlplx: Did he get his 5 for leading a lap??

Your old-school NASCAR fandom is showing. It's 1 point now.

Yeah, yeah...it'll always be WINSTON farking CUP to me.

/hangs an onion from his belt

And it will always be SEARS POINT too!

And while we're at it...BRING BACK THE ROCK!


Speaking of, SPEED has been occasionally replaying the N&N East (Old Winston regional) series finale from Rockingham. It was an entertaining race, and the championship comes down to the last laps. Worth watching if you happen to see it on.

The Winston K&N West race at Phoenix last night was rather ho-hum, but still more competitive than the Cup race so far.

/truck series confirmed its return to Rockingham next season
//Support it, and maybe we get Nationwide
 
2012-11-11 04:46:30 PM

Mztlplx: And carrying moonshine in the trunk.


Well, it would make the races more exciting....

/and debris caution, ugh!
 
2012-11-11 04:47:37 PM
Chad called for a caution for 'debris' because JJ's car wasn't handling well.
 
2012-11-11 04:47:38 PM
Sorry pink Lemonade girl, you got CUT OFF!
 
2012-11-11 04:47:46 PM

Jensaarai: /truck series confirmed its return to Rockingham next season
//Support it, and maybe we get Nationwide


I live 15 mins north of the Rock. I'll be there for this next race!!
 
2012-11-11 04:48:41 PM

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Thanks Vets!


Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

farm8.staticflickr.com

www.ww2incolor.com

www.ncsx.com
 
2012-11-11 04:49:08 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Caution for who-cares.
 
2012-11-11 04:49:25 PM

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

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[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


Whoa, that's awesome!
 
2012-11-11 04:50:08 PM

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


First two pics look like tankers dropping fire retardant slurry.

/thanks Vets!
 
2012-11-11 04:50:27 PM

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


Wow :) Beautiful!
 
2012-11-11 04:52:39 PM
Holy heck. JJ's 4 tire change pit speed was 12.2. Have they considered testing his crew for "enhancements?"
 
2012-11-11 04:53:31 PM

mikaloyd: turbokat: [i40.photobucket.com image 323x380]">

Thanks Vets!

Lancaster bomber dropping poppies in remembrance

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 388x340]

[www.ww2incolor.com image 460x287]

[www.ncsx.com image 850x566]


Wonderful and fitting!
 
2012-11-11 04:53:56 PM
Jeffy seriously backwards
 
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