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(NASCAR)   Two races left in the Chase for the Cup. Can Brad K even it up, or will the Dark Side of the Force prevail? It's the AdvoCare 500 from Phoenix International Raceway, green flag drops at 3:20pm on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 589
    More: Spiffy, Phoenix International Raceway, Brad Keselowski, Chad Knaus, NASCAR Hall of Fame, full count, Martinsville, Penske, Chicagoland  
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2012-11-11 03:52:33 PM
Hey.

*flips switches and such*
 
2012-11-11 03:52:39 PM

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


Tell them the truth: These days, old men are so afraid of feeling old, they're willing to put up with that. So your kids should enjoy their youth while it lasts.

If you're a good parent, you'll work the phrase "shriveled balls" into this heartwarming life lesson.
 
2012-11-11 03:52:56 PM

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


*checks location before typing* So it's kind of like marriage?
 
2012-11-11 03:53:13 PM
I like the Homestead commercial since it shows the 48 spinning.
 
2012-11-11 03:53:51 PM

Jensaarai: clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?

Tell them the truth: These days, old men are so afraid of feeling old, they're willing to put up with that. So your kids should enjoy their youth while it lasts.

If you're a good parent, you'll work the phrase "shriveled balls" into this heartwarming life lesson.


None of those men would go near the stuff if they knew the most common side effect of artificial testosterone increase is rapid hair loss.
 
2012-11-11 03:54:10 PM
Alan Kulwicki won the first Phoenix race in 98?
that's impressive, since he'd been dead for 5 years at that point.
 
2012-11-11 03:55:20 PM

Shadow Blasko: Jensaarai: clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?

Tell them the truth: These days, old men are so afraid of feeling old, they're willing to put up with that. So your kids should enjoy their youth while it lasts.

If you're a good parent, you'll work the phrase "shriveled balls" into this heartwarming life lesson.

None of those men would go near the stuff if they knew the most common side effect of artificial testosterone increase is rapid hair loss.


New idea: Bundle Rogain and Androgel. 2-for-1 pack available at Wal-Mart.

Warning: "Heart Warming" may be a potential side effect.
 
2012-11-11 03:55:26 PM
Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.
 
2012-11-11 03:55:34 PM

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


From the mouths of babes...
 
2012-11-11 03:55:49 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Alan Kulwicki won the first Phoenix race in 98?
that's impressive, since he'd been dead for 5 years at that point.


Well, they *did* have to shoot him in the head after the race, because he kept trying to eat the Winston girl...
 
2012-11-11 03:56:27 PM

clear_prop: The Bestest: I like how for this 60 second Androgel commercial, 45 of it is devoted to side effects and warnings.

My kids commented that if it has so many bad things that can happen, why would you take it?


Reminds me of a friend of mine's 5 year old daughter running around singing "it's a beautiful day." from the Valtrex ads
 
2012-11-11 03:56:28 PM

emonk: Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.


(and the mass of the thing you're trying to stop)
 
2012-11-11 03:56:36 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Alan Kulwicki won the first Phoenix race in 98?
that's impressive, since he'd been dead for 5 years at that point.


The original "Polish Victory Lap" ripped a hole in the time-space continuum.
 
2012-11-11 03:57:39 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Great episode of "Finding Bigfoot" this season where the squatch hunters mistakenly spend days tracking a shirtless Tony Stewart.
 
2012-11-11 03:58:04 PM

Mztlplx: emonk: Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.

(and the mass of the thing you're trying to stop)


Stopping distance is also greatly improved if you hit something hard.
 
2012-11-11 03:58:11 PM

Mztlplx: emonk: Stopping distance is determined primarily by the compound. Asymmetrical tread patterns benefit cornering.

(and the mass of the thing you're trying to stop)


Coefficient of friction biatches
 
2012-11-11 03:58:27 PM
I wonder if Jeff Gordon has team orders to race BK hard.
 
2012-11-11 04:00:22 PM

clear_prop: I wonder if Jeff Gordon has team orders to race BK hard.


I think Jefe is more worried about the 42 in front of him (and not looking like a track dryer) than the 2 behind him.
 
2012-11-11 04:01:03 PM

clear_prop: I wonder if Jeff Gordon has team orders to race BK hard.


I shudder to think what Hornish's orders are.
 
2012-11-11 04:03:21 PM
We all need headlights that are 40% brighter, 50% wider.....so we can see the oncoming traffic heading straight for us because we've blinded them.
 
2012-11-11 04:03:51 PM
RCR 2015: With the retirement of Jeff Burton and Harvick at Stewart-Haas racing, it falls to team-leader Paul Menard to tutor the Dillon boys in the art of Cup Racing.
 
2012-11-11 04:04:23 PM

Mztlplx: We all need headlights that are 40% brighter, 50% wider.....so we can see the oncoming traffic heading straight for us because we've blinded them.


Kids again: Maybe the person driving that car (the Ford off the cliff) needs the headlights that help you avoid accidents.
 
2012-11-11 04:05:40 PM

Jensaarai: RCR 2015: With the retirement of Jeff Burton and Harvick at Stewart-Haas racing, it falls to team-leader Paul Menard to tutor the Dillon boys in the art of Cup Racing.


Oh dear god, RCR will be full of FAIL next year!
 
2012-11-11 04:07:08 PM

Mztlplx: We all need headlights that are 40% brighter, 50% wider.....so we can see the oncoming traffic heading straight for us because we've blinded them.


Anything is better than those damned blue ones. They totally blind me.
 
2012-11-11 04:07:37 PM
Michael is designing cars now?
 
2012-11-11 04:09:31 PM
Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?
 
2012-11-11 04:09:32 PM

good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?


I wonder what features he emphasizes...
 
2012-11-11 04:10:09 PM

clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?


future farkette! :D
 
2012-11-11 04:10:34 PM
Rainbow Dash is biatch Pony...
 
2012-11-11 04:10:37 PM
I think people really underestimate the impact a guy like Mark Martin has on a team. If you've watched that "inside MWR," you'll notice he's at every team meeting in person. Even if he didn't race that weekend. When Bowyer, Waltrip, and Truex were all demoralized after Talladega, there was Mark Martin sitting right there talking about what went down, even though he didn't turn a lap.
 
2012-11-11 04:10:40 PM

Jensaarai: RCR 2015: With the retirement of Jeff Burton and Harvick at Stewart-Haas racing, it falls to team-leader Paul Menard to tutor the Dillon boys in the art of Cup Racing.


How the mighty have fallen.
 
2012-11-11 04:11:06 PM

The Bestest: good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?

I wonder what features he emphasizes...


Low center of gravity, so he must work hard on the bottom?
 
2012-11-11 04:11:20 PM

vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D


Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).
 
2012-11-11 04:11:58 PM

good_2_go: The Bestest: good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?

I wonder what features he emphasizes...

Low center of gravity, so he must work hard on the bottom?


Something he has a lot of experience with?
 
2012-11-11 04:11:59 PM
Move aside, Danica.
 
2012-11-11 04:12:32 PM

Jensaarai: I think people really underestimate the impact a guy like Mark Martin has on a team. If you've watched that "inside MWR," you'll notice he's at every team meeting in person. Even if he didn't race that weekend. When Bowyer, Waltrip, and Truex were all demoralized after Talladega, there was Mark Martin sitting right there talking about what went down, even though he didn't turn a lap.


To clarify: Waltrip hid in his office feeling sorry for himself, Truex consoled Mikey but skipped the meeting too, and Bowyer also skipped.
 
2012-11-11 04:13:00 PM

vegaswench: Move aside, Danica.


I think kyle was trying to get in her sucker hole to get that debris of his grill.

/fap fap fap
 
2012-11-11 04:13:13 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).


That tab needs a subtitle..."here be trolls".
 
2012-11-11 04:13:24 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).


Yeah really. They don't take kindly to funny pictures there
 
2012-11-11 04:14:14 PM

good_2_go: The Bestest: good_2_go: Michael is designing cars now?

I wonder what features he emphasizes...

Low center of gravity, so he must work hard on the bottom?


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-11 04:14:51 PM
Okay, Clint....time to go to work. Upside down and on fire will be fine. You know how that works already.
 
2012-11-11 04:15:56 PM

Mztlplx: ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Just keep her away from the Politics tab, and all will be fine (I wouldn't wish the Politics tab on my 2nd worst enemy).

That tab needs a subtitle..."here be trolls".


This one already has it

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 04:16:34 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Kyle trying to find a teammate to help get that trash off his grille - asking where Hamlin and Kenseth are at.
 
2012-11-11 04:17:15 PM
Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.
 
2012-11-11 04:18:09 PM
No Red Dawn!

Red Dawn.. what r u doing?


Red Dawn?

Stahp!
 
2012-11-11 04:19:14 PM

vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D


Second generation farkers. That's scary.
 
2012-11-11 04:19:46 PM

Shadow Blasko: Damnit.. I use Mobil 1, but that commercial is starting to make me regret it.


Hamilton is leaving McLaren for Mercedes next year, so the likelihood of those commercials being repeated much longer are diminishing. The banter between Smoke and Ham is good, they just need to either cut more, or play them less.
 
2012-11-11 04:20:21 PM

clear_prop: vegaswench: clear_prop: Commercial woman: I forget how to put gas in my car.

My 11yo daughter: You are an idiot, who forgets how do put gas in their car?

future farkette! :D

Second generation farkers. That's scary.


Already happening...my 15 yo daughter is usually somewhere on the Geek tab.

/no handles, she gets enough abuse already
 
2012-11-11 04:20:41 PM
An RCR pit crew that didn't have their thumbs up their asses? Sadler must be wondering WTF?
 
2012-11-11 04:21:00 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To "help," Chad Knaus tells @Keselowski's spotter that he'll clear Brad out of turn 4 as well.
 
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