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(PJ Media)   Conservatives are concerned about how one minority group voted overwhelmingly for Obama. Nope, not that one. Not that one either. Nope. No. Nyet. Negative. Think outside the box. Yes, that one   (pjmedia.com) divider line 46
    More: Misc, President Obama, new immigrants, Inquiring Minds, racial prejudices, minority groups, adults ages, Pew Research Center  
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2012-11-11 11:01:38 AM
25 votes:
Wow, a party opposed to math and science can't get the support of the Asian community?
2012-11-11 12:34:17 PM
18 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-11 01:08:42 PM
7 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Obviously, the solution is to have a positive, uplifting, conservative Asian speaker at the next RNC, to appeal to Asian-Americans and make the case why they should vote GOP.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x384]

That will fix the GOP's image problems with Asian-Americans and solve racism, xenophobia, and nativism forever, right?


Haha. "Me Chinese, me play joke: Me go democrat when I vote."
2012-11-11 12:41:41 PM
4 votes:

simplicimus: As far as the comments, just wow. Who guess that a strong family structure, strong emphasis on education and hard work would lead to above average outcomes?


GOP Strategist 1: Strange, isn't it? A group that values family and hard work should obviously side with us...

GOP Strategist 2: Oh wait, here it is. They also value education and critical thinking skills, so they can see through our bullshiat and they realize we're not actually about those things at all.

GOP Strategist 1: What do we do about it? Maybe we should start adjusting our policies so that these people will identify with us. They're a growing demographic. We're seeing a similar problem with Latinos.

GOP Strategist 2: IMMIGRATION REFORM!!!!!! VOTER ID LAWS TO STOP THE FRAUD!!!!! 25 YEAR WAITING PERIOD FOR IMMIGRANTS TO VOTE!!!!! RAWWRRR!!!!!

GOP Strategist 1: Oh shiat, what was I thinking? STOP THE ANCHOR BABBBIEEESSS!!!! CUT FUNDING FOR EDUCATION!!!!! SPEAK ENGRISH!!!!!

GOP Strategist 2: That should get 'em to come back to us.

GOP Strategist 1: Just wait libs, 2016 is gonna hurt soooo bad for you.
2012-11-11 03:24:51 PM
3 votes:

simplicimus: speckio:
This brings up a very good point "why do people immigrate to America? #1 i would like to believe is a better life my children, and the GOP model fails in this regard on so many levels!
Yes and yes.
What do the majority of illegal immigrants want? To earn money to provide for their family and provide for a better future.
The plaque on the Statue of Liberty doesn't say "Go home". 
/yeah I know she's french, but whatever.


Yeah, she's French. But she's been here practically since her birth, doesn't have any serious criminal record, and she's gainfully employed. So let's naturalize her.
2012-11-11 01:32:25 PM
3 votes:
I have nothing further to add, except to say them Asians better not try to cut into us Jews' action, so here's a joke:

A Pole, an Italian and a Chinese all die and go to Hell. The Devil meets them at the gates of Hell and says "Look, I don't know what you've heard but let me tell you: in Hell, everyone works. So I want you all to take this aptitude test. How you do on the test will determine your job in Hell."

They all take the test and the Devil looks over the results. He says to the Pole "You didn't do too well on this test. I'm going to put you to work shoveling coal in a furnace." He says to the Italian "You didn't do well either. You shovel coal too." He turns to the Chinese and says "You did pretty well on this test. I'm putting you in charge of supplies."

A couple of weeks later the Devil is back in the vicinity and he decides to check in on the three of them. He walks into the furnace and sees the Pole and the Italian feverishly shoveling coal, but the Chinese is nowhere to be seen. The Devil asks "Where's the Chinese guy?" and they answer "We don't know. He disappeared right after you left and we haven't seen him since." The Devil mutters "When I catch that guy..." and he sets off, fuming, towards the next furnace. Next to the road is a big rock. As he walks by, the Chinese guy suddenly jumps out from behind the rock and shouts "Supplies!"
2012-11-11 11:35:08 AM
3 votes:
So not only should we copy off Asians for exams, we should also do it for ballots.
2012-11-11 11:25:49 AM
3 votes:
www.pewsocialtrends.org

Well there is your problem, 49% of them Asians have gone to a liberal socialist indoctrination school.
2012-11-11 11:17:41 AM
3 votes:
You mean an ethnic group that traditionally values education is rejecting the party that believes fact-checkers are a liberal plot?
2012-11-11 11:11:38 AM
3 votes:
It's almost like the GOP is the party of white people.
2012-11-11 10:56:23 AM
3 votes:
Minorities! Minorities everywhere! These old white men can't swing a dead cat without hitting a different minority.
2012-11-11 01:52:07 PM
2 votes:
www.angryasianman.com
2012-11-11 01:04:27 PM
2 votes:
If the Republican Party can't win the support of the immigrant group with the strongest family values and the most success in achieving the American dream

But Asian family values are much different. They are actually related to raising a family rather than hating gay people.
2012-11-11 01:04:20 PM
2 votes:
Obviously, the solution is to have a positive, uplifting, conservative Asian speaker at the next RNC, to appeal to Asian-Americans and make the case why they should vote GOP.

img.photobucket.com

That will fix the GOP's image problems with Asian-Americans and solve racism, xenophobia, and nativism forever, right?
2012-11-11 01:02:51 PM
2 votes:
Oh, and don't forget the Republican-sponsored Hispanic Outreach website that used a stock photo of Asian kids. That went over well with both groups. Link

thinkprogress.org
2012-11-11 12:40:51 PM
2 votes:
aonyma.com
2012-11-11 12:39:44 PM
2 votes:
It's OK to be Takei!
2012-11-11 12:36:31 PM
2 votes:
Dear GOP: If your party's explicit position is "this country belongs to straight white christian males, the rest of you just live here", I'm not going to vote for you even if I agree with your tax plan.
2012-11-11 09:37:57 AM
2 votes:
I think the only appropriate response to this is for the GOP to start harassment and intimidation of Asians. Maybe Rush could have an "Asian hilarious jokes!" special as a warm up.
2012-11-12 01:41:17 PM
1 votes:
I posted this previously in another thread, but what the heck:

I live in Ohio. My parents are Korean, but I was made in America.

This lovely campaign flyer arrived in the mail on Election Day, and the day before as well.

i.imgur.com

Note the odd use of the term "reunification", which has special resonance for Koreans.

Then the "Mek-shi-cans are jumping the line ahead of you and your family!"

And the pandering to foreign students who are studying math, science, and engineering, because that's all the Asian brain is good for.

Best of all, the "free tuition at colleges in Massachusetts for good students" line, which obviously means that Romney wants to give my precious kimchi-scented snowflakes a free ride to Harvard, Yale, or MIT.

Here is side 2:

i.imgur.com

Meh, pretty boring "diversity" boilerplate at the top. But what's this at the bottom?

Oh Lordy, Mitt's looking somewhat more... pigmented... than usual. Yellow, even.

And squinty.

And grinning all bucktoothed.

OMG... MITT ROMNEY IS ASIAN... JUST LIKE ME!!!

shiat, if they were trying to depict Romney with stereotypical Asian features, why didn't they just go full retard:

i.imgur.com
2012-11-11 02:28:47 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: simplicimus: Mrtraveler01: vpb: GAT_00: There is no "minority" group that votes for Republicans. Only non-Hispanic whites.

Cubans?

Even the Cubans voted for Obama this time around.

From what the talking heads tell me, it was 3rd generation Cubans that went for Obama. I guess the older Cubans are dying off. I hold out hope that normalized relations with Cuba are in the near future.

Zombie Castro has witnessed 14 USA elections during his dictatorship. . 11 USA presidents have had to delay relations while the man who allowed Russian/Soviet nukes to be placed 90 miles from Florida is still alive.


The missiles have been gone for over half a century. Time to give it up. The Chinese backed the Vietcong, and we're best buds now.
2012-11-11 01:23:24 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: DamnYankees: It's almost like the GOP is the party of white people.

And therefore, can't dance.


dailypop.in
2012-11-11 01:19:36 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Wow, a party opposed to math and science can't get the support of the Asian community?


The GOP is concentrating on the three Rs: rapists, racists, and revisionists.
2012-11-11 01:13:00 PM
1 votes:

The Great Gazoo: Haha. "Me Chinese, me play joke: Me go democrat when I vote."


To be fair, Asian votes were probably thrown out by GOP operatives in court, when they challenged write-ins for "Lee Pubrican".
2012-11-11 01:09:52 PM
1 votes:
Republican ad campaign: "We like Asians! Pho Sho!"
2012-11-11 01:06:07 PM
1 votes:
Oh also: You have 70% of Latinos voting democrat, 70% of Asians voting democrat, and 90% of African-Americans voting democrat.

Let's win all of those people back to our side by referring to them as "takers", "moochers", and people who only want "free stuff".
2012-11-11 01:02:51 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Split half and half, and Cubans are Hispanics. We don't go around trying to figure out who Japanese or Poles vote for, so who cares about Cubans?


You sound Republican ;-)
2012-11-11 12:57:23 PM
1 votes:
Can't you people read? The headline said think outside the box. The answer is simple. We just need a new minority group. A Huge Group of strong-backed, slack-jawed voters. Heck, they should be designed to vote. Early and Often. Then, back to work down in the coal mines. Actually, they could live in the mines, thereby freeing up valuable surface areas. We have the technology. And 4moaryears to develop some prototypes.

Who's With Me!?
2012-11-11 12:56:50 PM
1 votes:
You know what would get those Asian votes rolling in? Have a Gangnam-style all-you-can-eat sushi feed! With a math contest, calculators to every winner!
2012-11-11 12:55:22 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, well, you've got to look real close to see that one. They're squinters Michael, God knows they're squinters.
2012-11-11 12:55:15 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: There is no "minority" group that votes for Republicans. Only non-Hispanic whites.


Old Uneducated Poor White Males are a minority of sorts.
2012-11-11 12:53:39 PM
1 votes:
Barack the magic Ninja?

/ all asian people are ninjas, right?
2012-11-11 12:52:17 PM
1 votes:
TFA: Asian Americans are the highest-income, best-educated and fastest-growing racial group in the United States.

Well, there ya go.
2012-11-11 12:50:36 PM
1 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: bbfreak: Asian American's turned off by the GOP? No problem, just appoint Pete Hoekstra to take up the cause! Oh wait...

BWAHAHAHA. I almost forgot about that. Asshole. (Hoekstra, not you).

Anyone want to watch a horribly racist election ad?

/"so this is offensive in 18 different ways..."


It gets better. According to Wikipedia: " In the HTML code on Hoekstra's site, the woman in the ad is identified as "yellowgirl",[30] but a statement released explained the HTML code was mistakenly shortened from "yellowshirtgirl".[31]"
2012-11-11 12:41:41 PM
1 votes:

bbfreak: Asian American's turned off by the GOP? No problem, just appoint Pete Hoekstra to take up the cause! Oh wait...


BWAHAHAHA. I almost forgot about that. Asshole. (Hoekstra, not you).

Anyone want to watch a horribly racist election ad?

/"so this is offensive in 18 different ways..."
2012-11-11 12:41:15 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: From what the talking heads tell me, it was 3rd generation Cubans that went for Obama. I guess the older Cubans are dying off. I hold out hope that normalized relations with Cuba are in the near future.


You mean those with no memories of the Soviet Union aren't beholden to the Bay of Pigs? SHOCKING
2012-11-11 12:40:43 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Mrtraveler01: vpb: GAT_00: There is no "minority" group that votes for Republicans. Only non-Hispanic whites.

Cubans?

Even the Cubans voted for Obama this time around.

From what the talking heads tell me, it was 3rd generation Cubans that went for Obama. I guess the older Cubans are dying off. I hold out hope that normalized relations with Cuba are in the near future.


At the very least, it's been proven you can carry Florida, which Obama has done twice now, without catering to the loony Cuban community.
2012-11-11 12:39:45 PM
1 votes:
pacificcitizen.org 
Why, oh why won't asians vote for us???
2012-11-11 12:35:51 PM
1 votes:
Asian American's turned off by the GOP? No problem, just appoint Pete Hoekstra to take up the cause! Oh wait...
2012-11-11 12:34:26 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Wow, a party opposed to math and science can't get the support of the Asian community?


Now that is an interesting insight right there.
2012-11-11 12:31:36 PM
1 votes:

vpb: ToxicMunkee: Minorities! Minorities everywhere! These old white men can't swing a dead cat without hitting a different minority.

They must love dead cat's.


There's a Chinese restaurant joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
2012-11-11 12:31:22 PM
1 votes:
Clearly the solution here it to cater even more to what benefits while males.
2012-11-11 12:26:24 PM
1 votes:
As far as the comments, just wow. Who guess that a strong family structure, strong emphasis on education and hard work would lead to above average outcomes?
2012-11-11 12:03:56 PM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: effortlessly superior


So we don't work harder?
2012-11-11 11:17:05 AM
1 votes:
It's almost as if a decades-long effort to craft policy positions that only benefit a shrinking demographic has somehow hurt the GOP. I hope someone in the coming days discovers and reports on this phenomenon.
2012-11-11 10:19:34 AM
1 votes:

mahuika: Just wanted to point out that over a third of American Muslims are of South Asian descent, so that might be an issue for y'all.


I'm sure the GOP will handle this with the good grace and social sensitivity they've become known for. Oh wait, it's happening already!

Apart from some fatuous self-congratulation from Asian-American liberals, there has been very little discussion of the 73-26 Asian-American margin of support for President Obama in last Tuesday's election.

Typical liberals! F' em!
 
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