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(Fox News)   Obama doesn't cry enough. At least according to Fox News   (foxnews.com) divider line 164
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2012-11-11 08:41:32 AM  
Man, what a stupid ar- . . . oh, Fox News.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:08 AM  
Christ, they're still beating their Benghazi drum. It's like a mental illness with these people.
 
2012-11-11 08:58:19 AM  
*sniffs article*

Ah yes, they sweet smell of decaying butt hurt.

/pro tip: Preparation-H, not BENGAY
 
2012-11-11 09:12:23 AM  
I'd take a drink every time Fox News says "Benghazi", but I'd be too drunk in no time. Could get to be an expensive hobby.
 
2012-11-11 09:29:27 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Christ, they're still beating their Benghazi drum. It's like a mental illness with these people.


Goddammitsomuch.
This is why we can't have nice things.

There are actual discussions that we, as a country, should be having right now. Important decisions that will define our country for decades.

Instead - Fox News is trying to turn a tragedy into a conspiracy at the expense of a nation.
 
2012-11-11 10:15:23 AM  
S'okay. Boehner cries enough for the entire government.
 
2012-11-11 10:20:16 AM  
They're used to The Fountains of Glenn
 
2012-11-11 10:49:49 AM  
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2012-11-11 10:55:38 AM  
That's because they are all effeminate girly men over there at Fox.
 
2012-11-11 10:55:54 AM  
God damn, that was whiny.
 
2012-11-11 11:00:24 AM  

FloydA: God damn, that was whiny.


It's been that kind of week

/since Wednesday, anyway
 
2012-11-11 11:03:41 AM  
Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.
 
2012-11-11 11:04:54 AM  
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2012-11-11 11:06:39 AM  
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They are just writing
to make themselves feel better
as republicans
 
2012-11-11 11:07:42 AM  

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They are just writing
to make themselves feel better
as republicans


That was one of the most glorious moments of all-time on Tuesday night. It's like, she was reaching into our minds and pulling out exactly what we were thinking; that Republicans make up their own numbers to make themselves feel better.
 
2012-11-11 11:10:46 AM  

Aarontology: Milhouse.jpg


i575.photobucket.com

Here you go.
 
2012-11-11 11:13:25 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.


This. It doesn't get more correct than this. I got one of my derp friends to admit this. I was floored that he agreed when I called him on it.
 
2012-11-11 11:13:51 AM  
by Alice Stewart

That's a man, baby!

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2012-11-11 11:25:52 AM  

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Here you go.


Thank you.
 
2012-11-11 11:27:08 AM  
Stop trying to make Benghazi happen. It's NOT going to happen.
 
2012-11-11 11:42:03 AM  
no one could cry as much as the Republicans.
 
2012-11-11 11:44:10 AM  

Makh: I got one of my derp friends to admit this. I was floored that he agreed when I called him on it.


I have a number of derpy friend-of-friends on FB. I stopped calling them out because, for the most part, they will readily admit to all manner of cognitive dissonance. They will proclaim a law is HORRIBLE. I'll point out the law actually promotes something they like (like requiring abstinence be tought as the only certain form of birth control and STD avoidance, in the latest example) and they will agree that that is WONDERFUL. But the law is HORRIBLE. Why so? Because it furthered the argument he was making at the time.

None of this stuff has anything to do with reality, or governing, or creating a just society. It's about being right, and feeling good. It's about being forgiven for one's many sins, and an affermation that one's privilige and place is right, good, and desirved.

I would fully support these people in their efforts if they would just stay the hell out of politics.
 
2012-11-11 11:49:05 AM  
Right.

www.hollabackhealth.com
 
2012-11-11 12:14:28 PM  
Wasn't there a lot of talk last week about GOP soul searching in the wake of the election?

Or something like that?

Is this the result?
 
2012-11-11 12:17:15 PM  

homelessdude: Wasn't there a lot of talk last week about GOP soul searching in the wake of the election?

Or something like that?

Is this the result?


They did a soul search

/and found the receipt from selling it
 
2012-11-11 12:32:18 PM  
Obama doesn't need to cry, fox News and the Republicans are doing it for him.
 
2012-11-11 12:39:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They did a soul search

/and found the receipt from selling it


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 12:52:52 PM  
Alice Stewart is a Republican strategist and currently serves as a Romney and Republican National Committee surrogate.

A bit late to be campaigning, don't you think?
 
2012-11-11 12:58:56 PM  
Seems legit. Fox News is the authority on crying.
 
2012-11-11 01:00:09 PM  

doyner: Seems legit. Fox News is the authority on crying lying.


Ftfy
 
2012-11-11 01:03:55 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Alice Stewart is a Republican strategist and currently serves as a Romney and Republican National Committee surrogate.

A bit late to be campaigning, don't you think?


Pshaw. The calendar has a well-known liberal bias. You just have to unskew today's date.
 
2012-11-11 01:04:59 PM  

TwistedIvory: Right.

www.hollabackhealth.com



HE BLUBBBERS FOR MURKIA!!!!

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2012-11-11 01:43:03 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.


If the President set himself on fire they'd complain that he wasted a match.
 
2012-11-11 01:44:50 PM  

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Here you go.


Thanks!
 
2012-11-11 01:50:03 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: Coco LaFemme: Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.

If the President set himself on fire they'd complain that he wasted a match.


If Obama walked on water they'd say he can't swim.
 
2012-11-11 01:58:34 PM  

simplicimus: Runs_With_Scissors_: Coco LaFemme: Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.

If the President set himself on fire they'd complain that he wasted a match.

If Obama walked on water they'd say he can't swim.


If Obama cured cancer they'd say that he's putting oncologists out of work.
 
2012-11-11 02:05:22 PM  

FloydA: simplicimus: Runs_With_Scissors_: Coco LaFemme: Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.

If the President set himself on fire they'd complain that he wasted a match.

If Obama walked on water they'd say he can't swim.

If Obama cured cancer they'd say that he's putting oncologists out of work.


If Obama turned water into beer they'd say he's putting vintners out of work.
 
2012-11-11 02:11:29 PM  
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2012-11-11 02:14:11 PM  
He doesn't cry enough...I mean! He cries too much! Oh whatever. Nothing he can do will satisfy me.
 
2012-11-11 02:15:52 PM  

simplicimus: FloydA: simplicimus: Runs_With_Scissors_: Coco LaFemme: Cry moar, tardbuckets. Though this really shouldn't come as much of a surprise, if you think about it. Nothing Obama does is right to these clowns, so if he cries, he either shouldn't cry, or isn't crying enough.

If the President set himself on fire they'd complain that he wasted a match.

If Obama walked on water they'd say he can't swim.

If Obama cured cancer they'd say that he's putting oncologists out of work.

If Obama turned water into beer they'd say he's putting vintners out of work.


Actually, if Obama turned water into beer, they'd say "Taxes are too high and there is too much regulation on beer labels!"

That's not funny, it's just what actually happened.
 
2012-11-11 02:16:34 PM  
"Where are the tears for the 23 million Americans out of work who worry about putting food on the table ... and ... the four flag-draped coffins returned from Benghazi?"

Fox 'humanity' in a nutshell. It's all about political capital.
 
2012-11-11 02:17:03 PM  
Benghazi! DRINK!!!!!
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2012-11-11 02:19:45 PM  
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll say sorry for this on his next apology tour.
 
2012-11-11 02:20:07 PM  
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2012-11-11 02:20:21 PM  
Wait, Fox News is still around?
 
2012-11-11 02:23:03 PM  
No shame. Not one single scrap of any sense of shame or humility.
 
2012-11-11 02:23:11 PM  
The leader of the free world let his emotions flow this week, crying as he thanked staffers the day after his re-election. The tears of joy were humanizing, but it begs the question: where are the tears of heartache for those who are suffering?

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www.truthdig.com

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2012-11-11 02:25:17 PM  
Dear corporate whores.

Put some back in the kitty or f*ck off.

And take your ministry of propaganda with you.

Sincerely.
 
2012-11-11 02:26:06 PM  
It's post GOP loss election blues at FNC, again. Tons of shiat thrown against the wall to see what sticks, and at FOX, there is a lot of shiat.

Stupid shiat.
 
2012-11-11 02:26:24 PM  
I found the tears...
Link
 
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