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(AZCentral)   Jenny McCarthy once did so much ecstasy she tried having sex with a tree. No doubt this was before she became a world renowned authority on neurology and immunology   (azcentral.com) divider line 152
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2012-11-11 08:18:02 AM
Did not read. Might I surmise she has a new book out?
 
2012-11-11 08:37:07 AM
That wasn't god breathing bimbos in limbo down your neck. It was Michael Madsen.
 
2012-11-11 08:55:27 AM

edmo: Did not read. Might I surmise she has a new book out?


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2012-11-11 09:02:11 AM
Did it put the lumber to her?
 
2012-11-11 09:08:41 AM
She always seemed like a girl to get splinters from.
 
2012-11-11 09:15:30 AM
So Jenny McCarthy gets her ideas from "The Evil Dead"?
 
2012-11-11 10:05:26 AM
I guess she immunized herself against reality
 
2012-11-11 10:38:03 AM
Appropriately, it was an artificial Christmas tree.
 
2012-11-11 10:43:04 AM
Great article even includes a little drug fueled catholic angst.

/I can't even type that with a straight face.
 
2012-11-11 10:49:40 AM

edmo: Did not read. Might I surmise she has a new book out?


It's a pop-up book.

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What a sex tree may look like.
 
2012-11-11 10:50:30 AM
Sounds like she was a lot more fun before she got smart.
 
2012-11-11 10:50:46 AM
Back in high school, I was in a band called, "Bimbos in Limbo."
 
2012-11-11 10:51:39 AM
Guess she had a woody...
 
2012-11-11 10:52:39 AM
It's true! It was captured on video: Link
 
2012-11-11 10:52:54 AM
Sappy tag out having a smoke?
 
2012-11-11 10:52:57 AM
She's almost bigger size queen than my girlfriend
 
2012-11-11 10:53:18 AM

Chuck Ruffcorn: Sounds like she was a lot more fun before she got smart.


So you're saying she's still a lot of fun?
 
2012-11-11 10:55:51 AM
Dutch Elms are not as hot without their leaves on.
 
2012-11-11 10:56:42 AM
You know what though, Playboy-era Jenny super high on ecstacy, hornier than a mountain goat....lord. That's a nice thought.
 
2012-11-11 10:57:13 AM
Shut up, Jenny. Doesn't the "I tried lesbian sex" get any mileage anymore? I guess not, since every bimbo on the planet has now been an honorary lesbian at one time or another.
 
2012-11-11 10:58:43 AM

Mangoose: That wasn't god breathing bimbos in limbo down your neck. It was Michael Madsen.


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Madsen remained seriously blown for several hours.
 
2012-11-11 10:58:51 AM
You have to respect a girl that goes down on a limb.
 
2012-11-11 10:58:54 AM
"Bimbos in Limbo" would be a good name for a Bangles tribute band.
 
2012-11-11 10:59:38 AM
Superstaaaaaaarrrr!
 
2012-11-11 11:01:42 AM
that story gave me wood
 
2012-11-11 11:02:43 AM
Was it consensual?

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2012-11-11 11:03:13 AM
Yup, this is why everyone should listen to her rants on immunology. She clearly is a qualified professional about idiocy.
 
2012-11-11 11:03:33 AM
She's obviously trying to get a role in the new Evil Dead sequel/remake/reboot, whatever you want to call it.
 
2012-11-11 11:03:59 AM
She should just shut up and sit down already.
 
2012-11-11 11:04:36 AM

the801: Mangoose: That wasn't god breathing bimbos in limbo down your neck. It was Michael Madsen.

[achewood.com image 718x477]

Madsen remained seriously blown for several hours.


Some day soon, "Achewood did it!" will be the new "Simpsons did it!".
 
2012-11-11 11:05:11 AM
I've seen enough weird porn to believe that even trees have libido.
 
2012-11-11 11:06:18 AM
Talk about taking the wood to the beaver..jeez.
Writing in her book 'Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic', she said: ''I heard a chanting voice breathing down my neck. It kept saying, 'Bimbos in limbo.' This must have been an act of God to punish me.''

No, it really was just your drug addled brain misfiring, but I'm sure you're used to that.

/and
/attention whore wants attention
 
2012-11-11 11:08:15 AM

CygnusDarius: I've seen enough weird porn to believe that even trees have libido.


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2012-11-11 11:10:15 AM
www.riversonfineart.com

Cypress trees have sexy knees.
 
2012-11-11 11:11:14 AM
Everybody is all about legalizing drugs but they never consider the consequences. What about the poor trees? Who is going to protect them from being raped by some crazy skank high on the drug du jour?


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2012-11-11 11:11:24 AM

the801: achewood


That is the greatest takedown of the horrid 'celebrity dish' columns I've ever seen.
 
2012-11-11 11:12:07 AM
If a ho falls onto a tree and no one hears it, did it really happen?
 
2012-11-11 11:12:57 AM
Was it shiny and round like a pine tree?
 
2012-11-11 11:14:35 AM
I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp corners.
 
2012-11-11 11:15:06 AM
I'd like to have a go at her for a couple hours. Why doesn't she talk about some amazing X orgy sex instead of being all wacko and stuff.
 
2012-11-11 11:15:14 AM
turn your head and BARK!

/tapper n sapper
 
2012-11-11 11:15:45 AM
Cool.

Now, at what point during during tree coitus did she stick her finger up her ass, sniff her armpit, and make a face like she just ate some bad pudding?

Because, y'know, she did that on quite a few magazine cover in the 90's.
 
2012-11-11 11:17:27 AM
And to think I fapped to this coont when she first appeared in Playboy. I feel so...used.
 
2012-11-11 11:20:28 AM
POIDH! TTIWWP!
 
2012-11-11 11:21:18 AM

Abox: And to think I fapped to this coont when she first appeared in Playboy. I feel so...used.


Masturbaters: The real victims of pornography.
 
2012-11-11 11:21:23 AM
Yeah, and it was immunizations that scrambled your kids brain.
 
2012-11-11 11:24:12 AM
images.bidorbuy.co.za

sounds like orc mischief to me!!!!
 
2012-11-11 11:26:01 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 11:26:54 AM
www.shockya.com

"You YOU doin', sugar?"
 
2012-11-11 11:27:23 AM
In other news, there are trees that get more hot chicks than you do.
 
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