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(Huffington Post)   After Hurricane Sandy, Nestle donates hundreds of Hot Pockets to Newark residents. First water, then fire, now lava - they can't catch a break   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 9
    More: Strange, Cory Booker, hundreds, the city, Hot Pockets, newark, David Chang, Shake Shack, Grub Street  
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2012-11-11 08:23:33 AM  
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

I F*CKA UPPA YOU MOUF!
2012-11-11 07:22:23 AM  
2 votes:
...place directly in toilet.
2012-11-11 11:58:49 PM  
1 votes:
For hurricane survivors who would also like to have diarrhea.
2012-11-11 10:00:51 AM  
1 votes:

e lo: Kriggerel: As long as they're not Alabama hot pockets

Goddamnitsomuch. I did not need to know about that. Damn you, Kriggerel, and damn you, Urban Dictionary.


Ah, thank you. Glad to be of cervix. :P
2012-11-11 09:46:41 AM  
1 votes:
Would've been hundreds of thousands of those things, except Gov. Christie had to taste-test them.
2012-11-11 09:27:18 AM  
1 votes:
The last time they donated needed sustenance to black people it was cans of flour and water marked baby formula. 


/chicken and waffle hot pocket?
2012-11-11 08:52:22 AM  
1 votes:
As long as they're not Alabama hot pockets
2012-11-11 08:46:47 AM  
1 votes:

thamike: abadabba: If people just read the directions which clearly state to let the hot pocket rest for a few minutes before chomping into it there wouldn't be so many injuries.

There is no way to prepare a Hot Pocket without a bunch of cold and an insanely hot part. You can wait five times as long as it took to heat up (which defeats the purpose) and it will still be true.


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2012-11-11 08:16:07 AM  
1 votes:
Good morning! You're about to call in sick.

/Hoooooot pooooockets
 
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