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e lo: Kriggerel: As long as they're not Alabama hot pocketsGoddamnitsomuch. I did not need to know about that. Damn you, Kriggerel, and damn you, Urban Dictionary.
thamike: abadabba: If people just read the directions which clearly state to let the hot pocket rest for a few minutes before chomping into it there wouldn't be so many injuries.There is no way to prepare a Hot Pocket without a bunch of cold and an insanely hot part. You can wait five times as long as it took to heat up (which defeats the purpose) and it will still be true.
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