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2012-11-11 03:10:26 AM  
Back in March she split actor Jarod Einsohn after several months of dating.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
 
2012-11-11 08:50:04 AM  
Well, she's not going to fool anyone as to her gender.
 
2012-11-11 08:59:17 AM  
That's a woman, I can tell from the boobs and having seen quite a few boobs in my lifetime.

/Wait, that didn't make sense, this is Fark after all.
 
2012-11-11 09:14:15 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Back in March she split actor Jarod Einsohn after several months of dating.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.


We don't need no stinkin' editors.
 
2012-11-11 09:19:34 AM  
didn't i see this already in La Femme Nikita?
 
2012-11-11 09:24:21 AM  
Not really...
 
2012-11-11 09:39:29 AM  
No, but I'd really like to see her tits.
 
2012-11-11 09:42:07 AM  
No pictures here?
w.t.f. people?
 
2012-11-11 09:48:25 AM  

Wyalt Derp: No, but I'd really like to see her tits.


*Internet Bro Fist*
 
2012-11-11 10:09:50 AM  
"I used to be straight but now I'm gay. I think JLH made ME this way!"
 
2012-11-11 10:13:19 AM  
She's wearing braces?
 
2012-11-11 10:24:56 AM  
I would happily stick my dick in that crazy AND stick around for the inevitable house-pet-boiling meltdown.

/lucky for her, she'll never have to put up with anything so unpleasant
 
2012-11-11 10:27:19 AM  

AaronSynn: She's wearing braces?


No, but I did back when she had potential.

She has always been a marginal to terrible actress. She was relatively attractive and had a nice rack which made her somewhat approachable.

She needs to find a gig with some serious substance and nail that role.
 
2012-11-11 10:33:27 AM  
www.justjohnnywebster.com
 
2012-11-11 10:46:52 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-11 11:08:44 AM  
I'd let her be clingy with me.
 
2012-11-11 11:15:53 AM  
I would do things to her that would make Ron Jeremy blush.
 
2012-11-11 11:25:30 AM  
She looks like Rachel Maddow.
 
2012-11-11 11:59:21 AM  
She may be a crazy self-centered whore who uses men. But I'm okay with that.
 
2012-11-11 12:07:13 PM  

Skarekrough: She needs to find a gig with some serious substance and nail that role.


I volunteer to be that role.
 
2012-11-11 12:23:43 PM  
A horse with a big ass, great tits and a tie?
 
2012-11-11 12:25:40 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: i upped my meds-up yours: Back in March she split actor Jarod Einsohn after several months of dating.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

We don't need no stinkin' editors.


I'd let her split me.
 
2012-11-11 12:26:55 PM  
I'd like to see her dressed as a naked person.
 
2012-11-11 12:34:35 PM  
I do not find JLH particularly attractive. At least, not by the standards of her peers. By the standards of my local pub, sure. But not by Hollywood. Not trying to StudMan here, just saying - she's in the same class of starlets as Jessica Biel (Party of Five and 7th Heaven were on about the same time, right?), and she's got nothing on Biel. Or, say, Claire Danes (same age as JLH).
 
2012-11-11 12:41:37 PM  
AIDS ravaged Clark Kent?
 
2012-11-11 12:42:08 PM  
In before some jackass posts "that picture".

You can be damned sure though, that I'll be back to call that person an asshole.
 
2012-11-11 12:48:38 PM  
I was told that I could express my desires to have sex with her in here. Is this true?
 
2012-11-11 12:53:48 PM  
is she going to have crazy rainy stairwell sex with Mickey Rourke ?
 
2012-11-11 12:58:22 PM  
I'm more concerned about what she looks like naked.
 
2012-11-11 01:37:29 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: "I used to be straight but now I'm gay. I think JLH made ME this way!"


HE'S GAY!
HE'S GAY!
HE'S GAY!!
 
2012-11-11 01:54:56 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: In before some jackass posts "that picture".

You can be damned sure though, that I'll be back to call that person an asshole.


What are your thoughts on "that picture?" I looked at this thread with the specific hope of seeing it.

It's. F*cking. Glorious.

Are you saying you don't like it?
 
2012-11-11 02:02:42 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: In before some jackass posts "that picture".

You can be damned sure though, that I'll be back to call that person an asshole.


yeeeah.com
 
2012-11-11 02:28:54 PM  
Sheesh! Do I have to do everything?

i306.photobucket.com

i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 02:44:21 PM  
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl and played a girl bunny?

/yeah, me neither
 
2012-11-11 03:13:42 PM  

skepticultist: I do not find JLH particularly attractive. At least, not by the standards of her peers. By the standards of my local pub, sure. But not by Hollywood. Not trying to StudMan here, just saying - she's in the same class of starlets as Jessica Biel (Party of Five and 7th Heaven were on about the same time, right?), and she's got nothing on Biel. Or, say, Claire Danes (same age as JLH).


different strokes for different folks
 
2012-11-11 03:19:19 PM  
I would be willing to devote the next ten years to her.

sportsillustrated.cnn.com

www.readersread.com

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.skinnyvscurvy.com
 
2012-11-11 03:27:36 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-11 04:15:01 PM  
Thanks to Gordon Bennett, texdent, chuckufarlie and bingethinker for focusing on what's important. Carry on!
 
2012-11-11 04:25:13 PM  
Moar fat pics pleaze
 
2012-11-11 04:27:48 PM  

Leader O'Cola: is she going to have crazy rainy stairwell sex with Mickey Rourke ?


guess this was too obscure for fark
 
2012-11-11 04:34:29 PM  
bumpshack.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
filmifiles.files.wordpress.com
thefabandtheflawless.com
www.usmagazine.com
 
2012-11-11 05:47:09 PM  
Great rack, wide hips, medium large ass, Better looking than any other 33 year old you'd see in a bar. I'll give her the Hustler 3/4 erection vote. As for her crazy "I've already picked out my engagement ring" statements, run like an African in the Boston marathon.
 
2012-11-11 06:28:19 PM  
no, but Janet McTeer is sure hot as a man with big tits in Albert Nobbs w/Glenn Close
 
2012-11-11 06:48:58 PM  
I have wondered what her whale eye tastes like. Does that count?
 
2012-11-11 07:03:21 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Your Average Witty Fark User: In before some jackass posts "that picture".

You can be damned sure though, that I'll be back to call that person an asshole.

[yeeeah.com image 500x250]


Congratulations on being a complete and total jackass.

/called it
 
2012-11-11 07:05:38 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Great rack, wide hips, medium large ass, Better looking than any other 33 year old you'd see in a bar. I'll give her the Hustler 3/4 erection vote. As for her crazy "I've already picked out my engagement ring" statements, run like an African in the Boston marathon.


That would not scare me away. Nothing short of a loaded gun is going to scare me away. And I would double check to make sure that it is loaded.
 
2012-11-11 07:24:30 PM  
chuckufarlie
I own guns for recreational purposes that are locked in a safe, and I'm not sure I could get to them before she tore my jugular out if I broke up with her.
 
2012-11-11 07:44:02 PM  

laid back w/bud light: chuckufarlie
I own guns for recreational purposes that are locked in a safe, and I'm not sure I could get to them before she tore my jugular out if I broke up with her.


she has yet to harm any of her exes, why would she start with me. I would be one hell of a good boy as long as I could get close to that.
 
2012-11-12 02:33:24 AM  

chuckufarlie: laid back w/bud light: chuckufarlie
I own guns for recreational purposes that are locked in a safe, and I'm not sure I could get to them before she tore my jugular out if I broke up with her.

she has yet to harm any of her exes, why would she start with me. I would be one hell of a good boy as long as I could get close to that.


One word.

Frigid.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-11-12 10:18:21 AM  

Head_Shot: chuckufarlie: laid back w/bud light: chuckufarlie
I own guns for recreational purposes that are locked in a safe, and I'm not sure I could get to them before she tore my jugular out if I broke up with her.

she has yet to harm any of her exes, why would she start with me. I would be one hell of a good boy as long as I could get close to that.

One word.

Frigid.

NTTAWWT


not a chance, she is a Texas girl.
 
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