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2012-11-10 11:58:00 PM
We tried electronic ballots: which are way more accurate and less prone to errors, easier to understand, and easier to verify. Of course, that all got shot down thanks to a certain overly-vocal demographic with nothing better to do and too much fear of anything new...

dorkshelf.com
 
2012-11-11 07:17:02 AM
This is a question that transcends politics.
 
2012-11-11 08:06:44 AM
It's cursed by the ghost of Ponce de León!!!!
 
2012-11-11 08:08:00 AM
I think the better question is "What's right with Florida?" Unfortunately, I don't think that question has an answer.
 
2012-11-11 08:12:44 AM
Well for one thing, they drive Cadillacs and wear baggy sweatpants and Reeboks with the straps.
 
2012-11-11 08:13:18 AM

Serious Black: I think the better question is "What's right with Florida?" Unfortunately, I don't think that question has an answer.


Hey now!

/They make really good OJ........
 
2012-11-11 08:14:20 AM

G.I.R.B.: Serious Black: I think the better question is "What's right with Florida?" Unfortunately, I don't think that question has an answer.

Hey now!

/They make really good OJ........


//Pass the vodak

(preview is my friend)
 
2012-11-11 08:18:56 AM
Jews. :D
 
2012-11-11 08:20:17 AM
I do love my state, but yeah. Florida government is bursting with ineptitude.

Particularly our reptilian asshole governor. How my fellow Floridians could have elected such a shiat stain is beyond me.
 
2012-11-11 08:21:17 AM

Nofun: We tried electronic ballots: which are way more accurate and less prone to errors, easier to understand, and easier to verify.


...and much easier to alter in subtle ways.

I would have no problems if the electronic voting machine was simply used as a "form filler". That is, you select your candidates on the voting machine (which has physical buttons on the side of the screen; none of this BS touchscreen stuff), it displays your result in the screen for your confirmation. After you verify it, it then it prints out the filled ballot on a piece of paper. You take the paper ballot to the optical scanning machine, which actually tabulates the ballot.

Thus, you have the advantages of the electronic machines (ease of voting, different languages, etc.), the advantages of optical scan ballots (paper trail, accurate, quick counting with the scanning machine, and easy verification by hand), and people can still submit paper ballots if they wish to avoid the electronic machines entirely.
 
2012-11-11 08:22:54 AM
Can we sell Florida back to Spain yet?
 
2012-11-11 08:23:03 AM
What went wrong? How about record turnout that overwhelmed the polls. Add to the mix a constant influx of Northern retirees that can't wait to vote themselves more goodies and I think you'll have found 99.94% of the problem
 
2012-11-11 08:24:57 AM
Our Supervisor of elections went on TV and cried. So that makes it all better, right?

/still pissed about the lines
 
2012-11-11 08:25:44 AM
Meh, I'm just glad we voted the right way. It wasn't close enough to trigger a recount, so even if the election had come down to us, it wouldn't have been 2000 all over again.
 
2012-11-11 08:29:37 AM
I get it - if my wang turned blue I'd be worried too.
 
2012-11-11 08:30:19 AM
I love this quote FTA: "The Florida voter is a great voter," Iorio said. "They clearly want to participate. How many people would wait in an eight-hour line after the presidency had already been declared for President Obama? They still waited."

I would argue the opposite. Not for who they elected this time or how long they waited (which was admirable), but for the constant stream of idiots they elect to state office that control the voting process. They get smacked down for screwing up elections, then install another idiot in their place. When one state official displays some common sense like Crist did, they get put in place another whack job.

Florida will be the butt of jokes until the FL electorate decides to start acting like people who aren't using the voting booth to sneak a pull on a crack pipe. Until then, they will be fodder for insults by the rest of the country. And deservedly so.
 
2012-11-11 08:31:04 AM
As a Floriduh resident, (my first presidential election here), I assumed the polls would be awfully organized, so I mailed in my ballot. Ironically, it appears the vast amounts of mail in ballots were partially at fault for overwhelming the system.

Only Florida...Only Florida
 
2012-11-11 08:34:18 AM

StrikitRich: What went wrong? How about record turnout that overwhelmed the polls. Add to the mix a constant influx of Northern retirees that can't wait to vote themselves more goodies and I think you'll have found 99.94% of the problem


Would you like to vote Republican, Democratic, or Free Halloween Candy Party?
 
2012-11-11 08:37:21 AM

homelessdude: Not for who they elected this time or how long they waited (which was admirable), but for the constant stream of idiots they elect to state office that control the voting process. They get smacked down for screwing up elections, then install another idiot in their place. When one state official displays some common sense like Crist did, they get put in place another whack job


Competence has a liberal bias.
 
2012-11-11 08:40:49 AM
I live in Pasco County. I received a sample ballot in the mail well before the election. I filled in the spots at home in front of the computer so I could research what I was voting for. I went to the early voting place part way through the early voting period. Showed them my driver's license with it's magnetic strip on the back. They stuck it in a machine that validated my right to vote in that precinct and gave me a slip of paper. I took that 3 feet to the next person who exchanged it for a ballot that exactly matched the sample. Went to a booth and transferred all the spots. Stuffed the ballot in a scanner that verified one spot per question and dumped in a locked box.

I suppose someone took the locked boxes to some place where another scanner that did the actual counting.

Total time elapsed between parking car and leaving parking lot: about 20 minutes.

I remember thinking "Wow. Florida finally got its shiat together."
 
2012-11-11 08:41:49 AM

Serious Black: I think the better question is "What's right with Florida?" Unfortunately, I don't think that question has an answer.


And eat frozen yogurt at the Mall foodcourt.
 
2012-11-11 08:42:52 AM

dofus: I live in Pasco County. I received a sample ballot in the mail well before the election. I filled in the spots at home in front of the computer so I could research what I was voting for. I went to the early voting place part way through the early voting period. Showed them my driver's license with it's magnetic strip on the back. They stuck it in a machine that validated my right to vote in that precinct and gave me a slip of paper. I took that 3 feet to the next person who exchanged it for a ballot that exactly matched the sample. Went to a booth and transferred all the spots. Stuffed the ballot in a scanner that verified one spot per question and dumped in a locked box.

I suppose someone took the locked boxes to some place where another scanner that did the actual counting.

Total time elapsed between parking car and leaving parking lot: about 20 minutes.

I remember thinking "Wow. Florida finally got its shiat together."


I'm going to guess you voted in a predominantly white district? The long lines and queues were reported as concentrated in areas with minority voters. It seems an odd outside possibility that black people take longer to vote, but that's not necessarily true.
 
2012-11-11 08:45:25 AM

phenn: I do love my state, but yeah. Florida government is bursting with ineptitude.

Particularly our reptilian asshole governor. How my fellow Floridians could have elected such a shiat stain is beyond me.


It's not like they're actually FROM here. And they live in communities that don't even have schools, so why should they pay for schools? Or anything at all?
 
2012-11-11 08:47:54 AM

homelessdude: I love this quote FTA: "The Florida voter is a great voter," Iorio said. "They clearly want to participate. How many people would wait in an eight-hour line after the presidency had already been declared for President Obama? They still waited."

I would argue the opposite. Not for who they elected this time or how long they waited (which was admirable), but for the constant stream of idiots they elect to state office that control the voting process. They get smacked down for screwing up elections, then install another idiot in their place. When one state official displays some common sense like Crist did, they get put in place another whack job.

Florida will be the butt of jokes until the FL electorate decides to start acting like people who aren't using the voting booth to sneak a pull on a crack pipe. Until then, they will be fodder for insults by the rest of the country. And deservedly so.


Crist ate his own gun after going on numerous Sunday morning shows stating that he was Republican to the core, then jumped ship when he didn't win the primary. No amount of John Morgan's money will repair that damage.
 
2012-11-11 08:51:22 AM

dofus: I live in Pasco County. I received a sample ballot in the mail well before the election. I filled in the spots at home in front of the computer so I could research what I was voting for. I went to the early voting place part way through the early voting period. Showed them my driver's license with it's magnetic strip on the back. They stuck it in a machine that validated my right to vote in that precinct and gave me a slip of paper. I took that 3 feet to the next person who exchanged it for a ballot that exactly matched the sample. Went to a booth and transferred all the spots. Stuffed the ballot in a scanner that verified one spot per question and dumped in a locked box.

I suppose someone took the locked boxes to some place where another scanner that did the actual counting.

Total time elapsed between parking car and leaving parking lot: about 20 minutes.

I remember thinking "Wow. Florida finally got its shiat together."


It would be awesome if, instead of a confirmaton screen, the voting machine dispensed a small handful of Mike and Ikes.

Did you see where St Pete Beach voted to get rid of their police department? Good farking riddance. Maybe we'll finally get some tourists back in the area.
 
2012-11-11 08:52:08 AM
Old Republicans from NY
Next question
 
2012-11-11 08:57:21 AM
Disgusting people!
 
2012-11-11 08:58:23 AM

TalenLee: dofus: I live in Pasco County. I received a sample ballot in the mail well before the election. I filled in the spots at home in front of the computer so I could research what I was voting for. I went to the early voting place part way through the early voting period. Showed them my driver's license with it's magnetic strip on the back. They stuck it in a machine that validated my right to vote in that precinct and gave me a slip of paper. I took that 3 feet to the next person who exchanged it for a ballot that exactly matched the sample. Went to a booth and transferred all the spots. Stuffed the ballot in a scanner that verified one spot per question and dumped in a locked box.

I suppose someone took the locked boxes to some place where another scanner that did the actual counting.

Total time elapsed between parking car and leaving parking lot: about 20 minutes.

I remember thinking "Wow. Florida finally got its shiat together."

I'm going to guess you voted in a predominantly white district? The long lines and queues were reported as concentrated in areas with minority voters. It seems an odd outside possibility that black people take longer to vote, but that's not necessarily true.


Black people vote... like this.
But WHITE people, they vote like THIS!
 
2012-11-11 09:01:26 AM
Answer: It's full of old baby boomers who don't have to work for a living.
 
2012-11-11 09:03:53 AM
I'm going to guess you voted in a predominantly white district? The long lines and queues were reported as concentrated in areas with minority voters. It seems an odd outside possibility that black people take longer to vote, but that's not necessarily true.

I voted in a predominantly white district and lines on election day ranged from 5-7 hours.
 
2012-11-11 09:10:16 AM
Twelve constitutional amendments on the ballot just compounded the delays, and I think that's what the legislature intended.
 
2012-11-11 09:12:17 AM
It's the limp dick of America, that's what's wrong with it.
/And it's smelly, too.
 
2012-11-11 09:13:06 AM
I believe the core problem comes down to this.

Florida voters vote, in droves. More people voted in Florida than in NY or TX, and almost as many people as CA. And unlike NY, TX, and CA, Florida voters vote unpredictably. It's a state full of independents. At one point ABC noted that Obama was leading Florida... by 300 votes of the ~ 4 million votes counted.

So unlike CA, TX, or NY, where you can pretty much call the election after counting 80% or so of the votes as at that point its pretty obvious where things are going (oh the Democrats won CA and NY, and the Republicans won TX? Wow, what a surprise), FL you have to get that last 20% done to be sure... and the last 20% of anything is usually 80% of the work.

Florida could do a better job running elections, sure, but we are also the state that it is hardest to hold an election in.
 
2012-11-11 09:23:23 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Answer: It's full of old baby boomers who don't have to work for a living.


Well, old people do vote a lot. But you would think that a state that had high numbers of potential voters would take steps to improve their voting process, rather than try to make it harder,
Maybe I'm just being naive.
 
2012-11-11 09:29:17 AM
Crony Capitalism is what's wrong with Florida. Companies/the wealthy own its State Government. Democracy fading fast.

also, when Big Business owns all the news networks, the news isn't quite the news anymore.

you can't have a Democratic Republic if the citizens aren't getting the actual news.
 
2012-11-11 09:30:58 AM

phenn: I do love my state, but yeah. Florida government is bursting with ineptitude.

Particularly our reptilian asshole governor. How my fellow Floridians could have elected such a shiat stain is beyond me.



Florida is what happens when big business and the wealthy are allowed to take over the government and are allowed to own all the news networks that the people get their "news" from.
 
2012-11-11 09:31:43 AM
well, at least Florida does some things well: drugs.
 
2012-11-11 09:31:58 AM

bubbadave1056: Twelve constitutional amendments on the ballot just compounded the delays, and I think that's what the legislature intended.


I would hope people would research before heading to the polls. Then again, you never know.
 
2012-11-11 09:33:12 AM

Linux_Yes: phenn: I do love my state, but yeah. Florida government is bursting with ineptitude.

Particularly our reptilian asshole governor. How my fellow Floridians could have elected such a shiat stain is beyond me.


Florida is what happens when big business and the wealthy are allowed to take over the government and are allowed to own all the news networks that the people get their "news" from.


You ain't just spitting grits, partner. What a shiathouse mess it turned into (quickly).
 
2012-11-11 09:33:33 AM
Global warming and the resulting sea level rise will take care of Florida. don't know how long that will take, but its probably unavoidable now.


get ready for Floridians to move north.
 
2012-11-11 09:38:17 AM
This year, the major problems were:

1. Governor Rick Scott shortened early voting from 14 to 8 days.

2. The ballot had 11 constitutional amendments, all proposed by the state legislature, that made it very difficult for unprepared voters to vote quickly.

Here is the first one:

CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
ARTICLE I, SECTION 28

HEALTH CARE SERVICES
.-Proposing an amendment to the State Constitution to prohibit laws or rules from compelling any person or employer to purchase, obtain, or otherwise provide for health care coverage; permit a person or an employer to purchase lawful health care services directly from a health care provider; permit a health care provider to accept direct payment from a person or an employer for lawful health care services; exempt persons, employers, and health care providers from penalties and taxes for paying directly or accepting direct payment for lawful health care services; and prohibit laws or rules from abolishing the private market for health care coverage of any lawful health care service. Specifies that the amendment does not affect which health care services a health care provider is required to perform or provide; affect which health care services are permitted by law; prohibit care provided pursuant to general law relating to workers' compensation; affect laws or rules in effect as of March 1, 2010; affect the terms or conditions of any health care system to the extent that those terms and conditions do not have the effect of punishing a person or an employer for paying directly for lawful health care services or a health care provider for accepting direct payment from a person or an employer for lawful health care services; or affect any general law passed by two-thirds vote of the membership of each house of the Legislature, passed after the effective date of the amendment, provided such law states with specificity the public necessity justifying the exceptions from the provisions of the amendment. The amendment expressly provides that it may not be construed to prohibit negotiated provisions in insurance contracts, network agreements, or other provider agreements contractually limiting copayments, coinsurance, deductibles, or other patient charges.


It says that Obama-care doesn't apply in Florida. It had no chance of being enforced and was not passed.
Several were longer than this one, and all were unnecessary. Eight of the 11 were defeated.

I voted at home and it took me over half an hour to fill out the ballot. It was like taking an SAT.

I believe that both of these issues were deliberately designed by Florida's Republican legislature to suppress voting.
 
2012-11-11 09:40:32 AM
My first thought was "a lot."
 
2012-11-11 09:49:02 AM
Unless it's death metal, retirees, golf or strippers-turn-porn-stars then it is't something which Florida is equipped to handle.

And until they can pull it together they shouldn't get to sit at the adults table any longer.

I say we reward Puerto Rico and punish Florida for a bit. Let the two of them swap.
 
2012-11-11 09:57:19 AM
"You can't have a mess like this without several contributing factors," Crist said, adding that the shortening of early voting "has no logic to it, except that you want to suppress voting."

Just leaving this here.
 
2012-11-11 10:02:18 AM

SomeAmerican: I believe the core problem comes down to this.

Florida voters vote, in droves. More people voted in Florida than in NY or TX, and almost as many people as CA. And unlike NY, TX, and CA, Florida voters vote unpredictably. It's a state full of independents meth heads, racists and idiots. At one point ABC noted that Obama was leading Florida... by 300 votes of the ~ 4 million votes counted.

So unlike CA, TX, or NY, where you can pretty much call the election after counting 80% or so of the votes as at that point its pretty obvious where things are going (oh the Democrats won CA and NY, and the Republicans won TX? Wow, what a surprise), FL you have to get that last 20% done to be sure... and the last 20% of anything is usually 80% of the work.

Florida could do a better job running elections, sure, but we are also the state that it is hardest to hold an election in.


FTFY. I hated living in Florida. Never understood the appeal. Never regretted moving out. If it wasn't for the SE coast and Tampa/St. Pete, that state would be overrun with Teatards by now.
 
2012-11-11 10:11:18 AM

StrikitRich: Crist ate his own gun after going on numerous Sunday morning shows stating that he was Republican to the core, then jumped ship when he didn't win the primary. No amount of John Morgan's money will repair that damage.


Yeah, I agree with ya. Crist is far from the level voice of reason. He had a brief flirtation with sanity when he allowed voting to remain open that one time, but shook it off pretty well.
 
2012-11-11 10:15:12 AM

SomeAmerican: I believe the core problem comes down to this.

Florida voters vote, in droves. More people voted in Florida than in NY or TX, and almost as many people as CA. And unlike NY, TX, and CA, Florida voters vote unpredictably. It's a state full of independents. At one point ABC noted that Obama was leading Florida... by 300 votes of the ~ 4 million votes counted.

So unlike CA, TX, or NY, where you can pretty much call the election after counting 80% or so of the votes as at that point its pretty obvious where things are going (oh the Democrats won CA and NY, and the Republicans won TX? Wow, what a surprise), FL you have to get that last 20% done to be sure... and the last 20% of anything is usually 80% of the work.

Florida could do a better job running elections, sure, but we are also the state that it is hardest to hold an election in.


----------------------------

Have you noticed that every other state was able to count the vast majority of their ballots within a few hours of the election? Yes, Florida was close, but it wasn't that close. The final result was Obama +.9%. Any other state in the country with that big of a spread would be able to certify the result within a day, or maybe two. But Florida? 5 days.

And your claim that all these people turn out in Florida simply isn't true. There are many other states with significantly higher turnout rates, many of which were also closely contested. None of these states forced people to wait 4+ hours to vote.

Holding an election and counting votes isn't rocket science. Every other state does it without consistently making fools of themselves. Florida should just throw every idiot in its elections division out on the street and start anew with people that aren't totally incompetent at their job.
 
2012-11-11 10:20:25 AM

StrikitRich: What went wrong? How about record turnout that overwhelmed the polls. Add to the mix a constant influx of Northern retirees that can't wait to vote themselves more goodies and I think you'll have found 99.94% of the problem


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
I'm ollllld... Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

/I know it's been used in this thread already
//too lazy to pick a new one
 
2012-11-11 10:25:43 AM
So it turns out that when your state government is dedicated to stop you from voting, a major election becomes a logistical nightmare.
 
2012-11-11 10:29:45 AM

balloot: Have you noticed that every other state was able to count the vast majority of their ballots within a few hours of the election? Yes, Florida was close, but it wasn't that close. The final result was Obama +.9%. Any other state in the country with that big of a spread would be able to certify the result within a day, or maybe two. But Florida? 5 days.

And your claim that all these people turn out in Florida simply isn't true. There are many other states with significantly higher turnout rates, many of which were also closely contested. None of these states forced people to wait 4+ hours to vote.

Holding an election and counting votes isn't rocket science. Every other state does it without consistently making fools of themselves. Florida should just throw every idiot in its elections division out on the street and start anew with people that aren't totally incompetent at their job.


There are states with higher turnouts, but they didn't have as close a race, no.

Florida had the closest race this year. Florida ended up being about a 0.88% spread. The next closest was Ohio, with 1.78%. Ohio had about 40% less votes to count, and a broader spread. That means Ohio had an easier job with more of a margin for error.

After that you have NC and VA with 2% and 3% spreads, but it goes to 5%+ quickly after that for the other states. And NC and VA have half the votes to tally that FL does.

Florida also had the highest absolute number of voters in every state other than California, which you can more or less check for the Democrats every year, so they've got a pretty easy job over there :)

I'm not saying that FL couldn't do better with their elections. I am saying though that FL is the hardest place to run a good election in, because of the high number of votes to count and because of the closeness of the elections in FL.
 
2012-11-11 10:30:30 AM

dofus: Total time elapsed between parking car and leaving parking lot: about 20 minutes.

I remember thinking "Wow. Florida finally got its shiat together."


I went the Saturday before in downtown Clearwater around noon. Took about an hour. I have no farking clue why there was such a problem, the reader scans the ballot in about 3 seconds, how the fark did it take them 3 days to push the ballots through? What percentage was absentee ballots? Less than 5 % I'd guess yet we had to wait for every one of them to call the race?
 
2012-11-11 10:34:27 AM
Any answer to that question that isn't 'Rick Scott' or doesn't include 'Rick Scott' is either incomplete or wrong.

/We will accept the inclusion of Rick Scott as what is wrong with Florida, or as an example of what is wrong with Florida.
//It's not that I don't like Rick Scott.
///It's that I really don't like Rick Scott.
 
2012-11-11 10:35:07 AM

Without Fail: I voted at home and it took me over half an hour to fill out the ballot.


I looked at half of those amendment initiatives and voted no just because of the length of them. Sorry Charlie, if you need to 400 words long then obviously you're hiding all kinds of shiat in the verbiage. There's a reason Constitutional amendments are short and to the point.
 
2012-11-11 10:37:43 AM
Florida is FUBAR, no question. But keep in mind that final outcome. We're not all Teahadists down here, who worship our Reptilian Overlord in the Gov's office.

/Who has declared that he'll continue to ignore the new Federal healthcare laws.

//Much like other Southern governors who once refused to integrate schools
 
2012-11-11 10:42:56 AM

SomeAmerican: So unlike CA, TX, or NY, where you can pretty much call the election after counting 80% or so of the votes as at that point its pretty obvious where things are going (oh the Democrats won CA and NY, and the Republicans won TX? Wow, what a surprise), FL you have to get that last 20% done to be sure... and the last 20% of anything is usually 80% of the work.


California was called the instant their polls closed, with 0% reporting.
 
2012-11-11 10:44:53 AM
Oregon sends you your ballot in the mail and you have a few weeks to fill it out and put it in a drop box or mail it back. No lines, no rush, no time off work. Works like a freaking dream. Why is the rest of America is so idiotic about the process??
 
2012-11-11 10:46:16 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: So it turns out that when your state government is dedicated to stop you from voting, a major election becomes a logistical nightmare.


The states have proven they're unable to conduct a federal election with any consistency. Federal elections need to be taken away from the states and run by the feds. Not private for-profit companies. The feds. Uniform ballots, uniform machines, uniform policies, uniform procedures in all 50 states.
 
2012-11-11 10:47:06 AM
Another thing to remember about elections is that they are decided based on statistical projections, not by actually counting every vote.

balloot: Have you noticed that every other state was able to count the vast majority of their ballots within a few hours of the election? Yes, Florida was close, but it wasn't that close. The final result was Obama +.9%. Any other state in the country with that big of a spread would be able to certify the result within a day, or maybe two. But Florida? 5 days.

And your claim that all these people turn out in Florida simply isn't true. There are many other states with significantly higher turnout rates, many of which were also closely contested. None of these states forced people to wait 4+ hours to vote.

Holding an election and counting votes isn't rocket science. Every other state does it without consistently making fools of themselves. Florida should just throw every idiot in its elections division out on the street and start anew with people that aren't totally incompetent at their job.


One other comment... if you look at the latest NY Times election results, you'll notice that FL is not unusual in not having its full vote count in yet.

FL still hasn't counted 1% of it's votes, but enough have been counted to call the election even with the really close spread.

About half the other states out there are in that same range - 1% to 2% of votes haven't been counted yet. They were able to call quicker in part because they had a broader spread.

A couple states are being far slower than FL in counting votes. WA hasn't counted 13% of their votes yet; Montana hasn't counted 6% of theirs. But they have 14% spreads so their outcome isn't in doubt.

The bigger the spread, the smaller the % of votes you have to count before you call the election. If you are FL, with the 2nd largest number of votes and the smallest spread of any state, you have the toughest job.
 
2012-11-11 10:52:33 AM
What I want to know is, why do so many swing states have Republican-controlled administrations and legislatures. Florida, Virginia, Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, etc. They all have Republicans controlling the administration of elections and the redistricting process.

If these are all swing states (some of them with a pronounced Democratic lean) why don't Democrats control any of these states?
 
2012-11-11 10:55:15 AM

Doc Daneeka: What I want to know is, why do so many swing states have Republican-controlled administrations and legislatures. Florida, Virginia, Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, etc. They all have Republicans controlling the administration of elections and the redistricting process.

If these are all swing states (some of them with a pronounced Democratic lean) why don't Democrats control any of these states?


Long story short, it's an Urban vs. Rural battle in each of these states. 

The cities vote Dem, the suburbs and rural parts vote Republican.
 
2012-11-11 11:02:13 AM

balloot: And your claim that all these people turn out in Florida simply isn't true. There are many other states with significantly higher turnout rates, many of which were also closely contested. None of these states forced people to wait 4+ hours to vote.


Thanks for the link. I took voter turnout from your source, and compared it against how big Obama won or lost every state. Interesting thing happens when you compare Obama win % vs. voter turnout.
oi50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 11:03:13 AM

phenn: I do love my state, but yeah. Florida government is bursting with ineptitude.

Particularly our reptilian asshole governor. How my fellow Floridians could have elected such a shiat stain is beyond me.


Midterm year and old people
 
2012-11-11 11:03:27 AM

Doc Daneeka: What I want to know is, why do so many swing states have Republican-controlled administrations and legislatures. Florida, Virginia, Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, etc. They all have Republicans controlling the administration of elections and the redistricting process.

If these are all swing states (some of them with a pronounced Democratic lean) why don't Democrats control any of these states?


Fiscal responsibility begins at home, then flows upwards to municipal, county and state politics. Federal deficits are someone else's problem. At the federal level voting is all about NO NEW WARS first, and vaginas second
 
2012-11-11 11:04:34 AM

SomeAmerican: balloot: Have you noticed that every other state was able to count the vast majority of their ballots within a few hours of the election? Yes, Florida was close, but it wasn't that close. The final result was Obama +.9%. Any other state in the country with that big of a spread would be able to certify the result within a day, or maybe two. But Florida? 5 days.

And your claim that all these people turn out in Florida simply isn't true. There are many other states with significantly higher turnout rates, many of which were also closely contested. None of these states forced people to wait 4+ hours to vote.

Holding an election and counting votes isn't rocket science. Every other state does it without consistently making fools of themselves. Florida should just throw every idiot in its elections division out on the street and start anew with people that aren't totally incompetent at their job.

There are states with higher turnouts, but they didn't have as close a race, no.

Florida had the closest race this year. Florida ended up being about a 0.88% spread. The next closest was Ohio, with 1.78%. Ohio had about 40% less votes to count, and a broader spread. That means Ohio had an easier job with more of a margin for error.

After that you have NC and VA with 2% and 3% spreads, but it goes to 5%+ quickly after that for the other states. And NC and VA have half the votes to tally that FL does.

Florida also had the highest absolute number of voters in every state other than California, which you can more or less check for the Democrats every year, so they've got a pretty easy job over there :)

I'm not saying that FL couldn't do better with their elections. I am saying though that FL is the hardest place to run a good election in, because of the high number of votes to count and because of the closeness of the elections in FL.


I don't know why you're so obsessed with the percentage spread. The fact that Florida had a relatively close result (and again, .9% is not all that close) has nothing to do with the fact that it took 4 hours for people to vote and many days to get the ballots counted.
 
2012-11-11 11:06:35 AM

Doc Daneeka: What I want to know is, why do so many swing states have Republican-controlled administrations and legislatures. Florida, Virginia, Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, etc. They all have Republicans controlling the administration of elections and the redistricting process.

If these are all swing states (some of them with a pronounced Democratic lean) why don't Democrats control any of these states?


Lot more red hayseed districts than blue urban districts. So while that won't help the GOP on a national vote level it rocks at the state legislature level. District after district is bright red as a result while the Dem voted is concentrated in relatively few.
 
2012-11-11 11:07:46 AM

Mrtraveler01: Doc Daneeka: What I want to know is, why do so many swing states have Republican-controlled administrations and legislatures. Florida, Virginia, Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, etc. They all have Republicans controlling the administration of elections and the redistricting process.

If these are all swing states (some of them with a pronounced Democratic lean) why don't Democrats control any of these states?

Long story short, it's an Urban vs. Rural battle in each of these states. 

The cities vote Dem, the suburbs and rural parts vote Republican.


I know that. But if there are enough people in the cities to vote Democrats into the White House and the US Senate every four years, there should be enough to vote Democrats into the governor's mansion and the state legislature.
 
2012-11-11 11:12:18 AM
I voted in MD- we got mailed a example ballot before the election. Most of the people I saw at the polls had theirs with them, all filled out. I waited 2.5 hours to vote (early voting). My parents waited a half hour (they went halloween night). Most everyone I talked to was reporting an hour+ wait. The only person I know who didn't have to wait was my boss because he went on an off hour (took time off work).

The voters did everything they were supposed to do, and the lines were still long. Anything more than a 15 minute wait is too long. We need more election machines, and more early voting days.
 
2012-11-11 11:16:25 AM

Katie98_KT: I voted in MD- we got mailed a example ballot before the election. Most of the people I saw at the polls had theirs with them, all filled out. I waited 2.5 hours to vote (early voting). My parents waited a half hour (they went halloween night). Most everyone I talked to was reporting an hour+ wait. The only person I know who didn't have to wait was my boss because he went on an off hour (took time off work).

The voters did everything they were supposed to do, and the lines were still long. Anything more than a 15 minute wait is too long. We need more election machines, and more early voting days.


I spent about 90 minutes in line, and that was during normal work hours. The line for same day registration was out the door, and it was about 35 degrees and raining. I saw several people get out of line and leave. I know I posted this upthread, but I changed the key a little to make more sense. Don't ever think that these long lines, hoops to jump through, etc will stop if the GOP has anything to say about it.

oi45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 11:27:16 AM
So is there any way we can use Kansas to fix Florida? Or vice versa?

/we can't make them worse...
 
2012-11-11 11:31:50 AM

Serious Black: I think the better question is "What's right with Florida?" Unfortunately, I don't think that question has an answer.


I've lived in California, Connecticut, Illinois and Florida.

Florida offers the best overall quality of life by far.
 
2012-11-11 11:33:00 AM

Katie98_KT: I voted in MD- we got mailed a example ballot before the election. Most of the people I saw at the polls had theirs with them, all filled out. I waited 2.5 hours to vote (early voting). My parents waited a half hour (they went halloween night). Most everyone I talked to was reporting an hour+ wait. The only person I know who didn't have to wait was my boss because he went on an off hour (took time off work).

The voters did everything they were supposed to do, and the lines were still long. Anything more than a 15 minute wait is too long. We need more election machines, and more early voting days.


Presidential election day should be a national holiday. It's important enough that we can all take a day off work once every four years to pick our leader for the next four years.
Of course I also believe that we should have a law that no results can be published until all states are done voting. At least let people have a chance to vote before they learn their vote didn't/doesn't matter.
Finally, can we please get rid of the electoral college? The president of the United States should be chosen by simple majority vote. I'm a classic Republican voting Fark Independent, but I think that Al Gore should have been our president in the year 2000 because he got more votes than GW Bush. No one's vote should ever count more than anyone else.

/own a small business
//gladly let my employee go vote in the middle of the day (with pay)
 
2012-11-11 11:35:43 AM
I live in Washington, where days after the election we still have 15pct of the ballots to count or so.

So I think I'll not point fingers at other states too much.
 
2012-11-11 11:41:03 AM

Tad_Waxpole: Serious Black: I think the better question is "What's right with Florida?" Unfortunately, I don't think that question has an answer.

I've lived in California, Connecticut, Illinois and Florida.

Florida offers the best overall quality of life by far.


Depends.

What part of Florida are we talking about?
 
2012-11-11 11:42:47 AM

Doc Daneeka: I know that. But if there are enough people in the cities to vote Democrats into the White House and the US Senate every four years, there should be enough to vote Democrats into the governor's mansion and the state legislature.


Cliché but the whole politics is local thing is what drives it at the governor level. I'm in Missouri (god help me) and we just overwhelmingly gave our Dem governor a second term while Romney won the state by like 10%. He won in the first place because he was a hugely popular state AG. The party to which he belongs is almost irrelevant.

There's also the fact state parties may have almost nothing in common with the national party. Look at many Northeast Republicans or Plains State Democrats.
 
2012-11-11 11:45:54 AM

Shrugging Atlas: Doc Daneeka: I know that. But if there are enough people in the cities to vote Democrats into the White House and the US Senate every four years, there should be enough to vote Democrats into the governor's mansion and the state legislature.

Cliché but the whole politics is local thing is what drives it at the governor level. I'm in Missouri (god help me) and we just overwhelmingly gave our Dem governor a second term while Romney won the state by like 10%. He won in the first place because he was a hugely popular state AG. The party to which he belongs is almost irrelevant.

There's also the fact state parties may have almost nothing in common with the national party. Look at many Northeast Republicans or Plains State Democrats.


Jay Nixon may be a Democrat here, but he would definately be a Republican in the Northeast.

And the people who do run on the Republican ticket in this state (Spence, Martin, etc.)...shudder. 

We definitely dodged a bullet on a state level this election.
 
2012-11-11 11:53:07 AM

Katie98_KT: I voted in MD- we got mailed a example ballot before the election. Most of the people I saw at the polls had theirs with them, all filled out. I waited 2.5 hours to vote (early voting). My parents waited a half hour (they went halloween night). Most everyone I talked to was reporting an hour+ wait. The only person I know who didn't have to wait was my boss because he went on an off hour (took time off work).

The voters did everything they were supposed to do, and the lines were still long. Anything more than a 15 minute wait is too long. We need more election machines, and more early voting days.


I voted in CP on election day and waited an hour, but it seems like the entire student body at UMD waited for election day (of course, voting is apparently a valid reason to skip class so...)
 
2012-11-11 11:55:11 AM
 
2012-11-11 11:58:06 AM

Without Fail: that made it very difficult for unprepared voters to vote


I live in michigan (5 county and 6 state proposals) and I spent all of one hour that week putting together a cheat sheet.

I don't disagree with your post, but I do think we should all piss on these ignorant douchebags until they can take the country seriously enough to tell piss from rain. You've got the internet (public library if nothing else) and it doesn't take much time to figure out what is on the ballot and come prepared.
 
2012-11-11 11:59:27 AM

Mrtraveler01: Jay Nixon may be a Democrat here, but he would definately be a Republican in the Northeast.

And the people who do run on the Republican ticket in this state (Spence, Martin, etc.)...shudder.

We definitely dodged a bullet on a state level this election.


Indeed we did.

As for Nixon, I bet he runs for Blunt's Senate seat in 4 years with a good shot at winning. Nixon is oddly popular (enough) in the rural areas of Missouri.
 
2012-11-11 12:12:57 PM
I believe the problem with Florida is the fact that it consists largely of snowbird transplants. It's the same problem with the tourists; even outside the parks, tourists will still throw trash around everywhere because 'someone else will handle it'. There's no concern for the local environment. . Similarly, snowbirds tend to have no respect for local infrastructure, balking at paying taxes for schools, etc. 'I don't have any kids in this school. I don't use this hospital. Get rid of all that stuff. Why am I paying taxes for it?' This is a completely different worldview than someone who sees their location as 'home'.
 
2012-11-11 12:16:58 PM

Mrtraveler01: Depends.

What part of Florida are we talking about?




Depends are widely used throughout Florida.
 
2012-11-11 12:17:18 PM

bubbadave1056: Twelve constitutional amendments on the ballot just compounded the delays, and I think that's what the legislature intended.


We had 10 on the California ballot this year. The wife & I were in & out of our polling place in under 10 mins. Florida needs to get its shiat together.
 
2012-11-11 12:18:45 PM

Sim Tree: I believe the problem with Florida is the fact that it consists largely of snowbird transplants. It's the same problem with the tourists; even outside the parks, tourists will still throw trash around everywhere because 'someone else will handle it'. There's no concern for the local environment. . Similarly, snowbirds tend to have no respect for local infrastructure, balking at paying taxes for schools, etc. 'I don't have any kids in this school. I don't use this hospital. Get rid of all that stuff. Why am I paying taxes for it?' This is a completely different worldview than someone who sees their location as 'home'.


And then they biatch when the kid behind the cash register can't make change without pictures of which coins he should give back.
 
2012-11-11 12:25:19 PM
Answer: It's chock full of retards & racists and they have Lex Luthor as it's Governor.
 
2012-11-11 12:29:53 PM

A bit dissappointed that I'm in before....

All the nuts roll downhill.
 
2012-11-11 12:53:10 PM

TV's Vinnie: Answer: It's chock full of retards & racists and they have Lex Luthor as it's Governor.


Dude - that is an incredibly nasty thing to say. Lex Luthor is WAY more charismatic.
 
2012-11-11 01:00:38 PM
I believe the answer is R) All of the above.
 
2012-11-11 01:16:29 PM

Nofun: We tried electronic ballots: which are way more accurate and less prone to errors, easier to understand, and easier to verify. Of course, that all got shot down thanks to a certain overly-vocal demographic with nothing better to do and too much fear of anything new...

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To be honest, I see absolutely no reason why voting shouldn't be done in a redundant "electronic + papertrail" fashion, with confirmation of both by the voter, with machines manufactured by transparent quasi-government agency. Voting is arguably the most important thing you can do, the fact that it's still done so haphazardly is mind-boggling.

/I am not saying or implying that voter fraud is a problem
 
2012-11-11 01:20:50 PM
There's something in the water...
 
2012-11-11 02:07:38 PM
Florida is essentially a southern state that would be deep red if it weren't for the large percentage of population made up of Latinos and transplanted blue-staters. This brings the state from solid red to 50-50, ensuring a close election each time. Now comound that with stupid ballot design and you have contemporary Florida.

/Lived in Florida during the 2000 election
//Now living in PA.
 
2012-11-11 02:22:15 PM
I partly blame the crazy real estate cycles. Crazy good, crazy bad....but just plain crazy.

Bad enough where the population growth is mostly stagnant.
 
2012-11-11 02:56:06 PM

little miss: I'm going to guess you voted in a predominantly white district? The long lines and queues were reported as concentrated in areas with minority voters. It seems an odd outside possibility that black people take longer to vote, but that's not necessarily true.

I voted in a predominantly white district and lines on election day ranged from 5-7 hours.


This.

The problem isn't a statewide problem. Some larger counties managed to have things run smoothly. Four or five of them failed miserably because of decisions taken by their county's locally elected Supervisor of Elections. They'll blame it on lack of early voting, funding, Republicans, and any other reason they can come up with when in reality it's 90% their own fault.

Link
 
2012-11-11 03:41:22 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: balloot: And your claim that all these people turn out in Florida simply isn't true. There are many other states with significantly higher turnout rates, many of which were also closely contested. None of these states forced people to wait 4+ hours to vote.

Thanks for the link. I took voter turnout from your source, and compared it against how big Obama won or lost every state. Interesting thing happens when you compare Obama win % vs. voter turnout.
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Aw jeez I was told there wouldn't be any math............
 
2012-11-11 03:43:36 PM

Space_Poet: Without Fail: I voted at home and it took me over half an hour to fill out the ballot.

I looked at half of those amendment initiatives and voted no just because of the length of them. Sorry Charlie, if you need to 400 words long then obviously you're hiding all kinds of shiat in the verbiage. There's a reason Constitutional amendments are short and to the point.


One thing I like to do each election is go to my county's democratic and republican party websites and see what both say about each of the ballot initiatives. It's like getting the Cliff's notes version from both sides. I order a mail-in ballot as soon as I am able and fill it out with a nice glass of wine and some tunes on the stereo, then mail it about five days before Election Day. Beats the hell out of standing in line.
 
2012-11-11 03:44:35 PM

MFAWG: I live in Washington, where days after the election we still have 15pct of the ballots to count or so.

So I think I'll not point fingers at other states too much.


A big part of that is vote by mail, which means you have a ton of ballots that are still in the mail says after election day. The system doesn't give you instant results, but being able to fill in the ballots at home and mail them instead of standing in line for 8 hours makes up for having to wait days to find out who won the governorship.
 
2012-11-11 11:30:20 PM
You mean other than the retirees who don't care about anything other than tax cuts and early bird specials and are too cheap to pay for voting machines or decent schools?
 
2012-11-12 12:31:15 AM
Politically? well 2 bad election problems. first was a corrupt system trying to make someone president, doing everything they can to disqualify votes(hanging chads) The 2nd problem was and overwhelming amount of mail in ballots after voting day, and republicans restricting voter days before, as well as making it as hard as possible to vote(less machines in democratic areas, etc...)

As a whole? Floridians are no nuttier than anyone else. It's like people who see the number 11 everywhere. If your looking for it, you'll find it all over the place. Unfortunately farkers have been trained to look for it and to make a link, as it'll always get you a greenlight.

lived in 4 states. Equal stupid people doing stupid things in each one. Never noticed it n florida as being worse, until farks florida tag.
 
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