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(Daily Mail)   Matthew McConaughey is fasting severely in order to play role as AIDS victim in upcoming movie, with his legendary six-pack reduced to can of iced tea   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-11-10 11:37:00 PM  
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2012-11-11 12:03:20 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 12:49:49 AM  
Didn't 50 cent already do this?
 
2012-11-11 12:50:12 AM  
alright alright alright
 
2012-11-11 12:51:58 AM  

thisiszombocom: alright alright alright


Goddamnit, came here to say this. Well played.
 
2012-11-11 12:57:11 AM  
What about the bongos
 
2012-11-11 12:58:37 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com


"Dude, try harder."
 
2012-11-11 01:08:06 AM  
"hey....director... I think this would be a great opportunity to take mah shirt off...."
 
2012-11-11 01:19:43 AM  
Women will be hoping the shock to his metabolism does not prevent him getting back in shape

What about gays and the chicks who like skinny guys?
 
2012-11-11 01:22:02 AM  
He gets skinnier and I stay the same weight.
 
2012-11-11 01:50:26 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: He gets skinnier and I stay the same weight.


Well played.
 
2012-11-11 02:09:16 AM  
McConaughey's going for the Oscar gold, good for him, lol.
 
2012-11-11 02:30:04 AM  
I sure hope that pic of him at the beach in a beanie isn't the "legendary six pack" you speak of subby. Because no. Not at all.
 
2012-11-11 04:29:23 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is he playing John Holmes?

Also, he's not THAT skinny, he's just looks worse because he's still using his larger size clothes. If he put on some S size dudes, he'd look fine.
 
2012-11-11 04:44:40 AM  
It's been done:

cdn.stronglifts.com
 
2012-11-11 04:45:55 AM  

Apos: "Dude, try harder."


Damn! Your image didn't load the first time I checked the thread :/
 
2012-11-11 04:51:15 AM  
And they say we have no heroes.
 
2012-11-11 04:52:18 AM  

Summoner101: Apos: "Dude, try harder."

Damn! Your image didn't load the first time I checked the thread :/


It's all good, man. :)
 
2012-11-11 05:31:58 AM  
Methy meth meth. I hope he gets his Oscar.
 
2012-11-11 06:23:54 AM  
Fast all you want. He's still a shiatty actor.
 
2012-11-11 07:17:24 AM  
carlaspeaks.files.wordpress.com

I submit a much better actor.
 
2012-11-11 07:25:56 AM  

rocky_howard: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x917]

Is he playing John Holmes?

Also, he's not THAT skinny, he's just looks worse because he's still using his larger size clothes. If he put on some S size dudes, he'd look fine.


Could be a Frank Zappa bio.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-11 07:54:29 AM  
cdn04.cdn.justjared.com

Like I said, 50 cent did it first
 
2012-11-11 08:09:26 AM  
I like Geoff
 
2012-11-11 08:43:31 AM  
If you call what Matthew McConaughey had a six pack, you obviously have no idea what a six pack is.
 
2012-11-11 08:58:25 AM  

machoprogrammer: If you call what give one flying f*ck about annoying prick Matthew McConaughey had a six pack, you obviously have no idea what a six pack is need to find something better to do with your time.

 

FTFY.

And please please please be doing this for an Oscar attempt. I'd enjoy the lulz.
 
2012-11-11 09:00:11 AM  

Cargo: machoprogrammer: If you call what give one flying f*ck about annoying prick Matthew McConaughey had a six pack, you obviously have no idea what a six pack is need to find something better to do with your time. 

FTFY.

And please please please be doing this for an Oscar attempt. I'd enjoy the lulz.


Well, that, too.
 
2012-11-11 10:02:24 AM  
Here's what the ultimate stoner has to say pot nowadays:

"It has changed. Very few people sit around and pass a joint anymore. They smoke this hydroponic stuff. And from what I've seen, it's a very different world. What I remember from when my brother was younger-and he's 49 now-when he was in school, and I guess when I was too, weed was just something you did and everybody did to get a little giggly.
It was the socialization of passing a joint around. And everyone kind of chuckled and it was harmless and that was it. It's not like that anymore. I've seen people smoke a joint and their subplots become unmanageable. And I don't think that's what they're going for. I've asked them, "Dude, why are you doing this if you don't have any fun?" And they're like, "It's just weed.""

Actually, if some people are still smoking entire joints, I'm surprised they can even speak afterwards. (Yes, I agree with him.)

He doesn't say that he doesn't partake anymore. I'd be surprised if he doesn't. But he does have two little kids now.
 
2012-11-11 11:09:12 AM  

ongbok: [cdn04.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

Like I said, 50 cent did it first


no he didn't. bale did it first. but honestly donnie walberg mightve done it first in The 6th Sense, just not quite to bale's extremes.
 
2012-11-11 11:26:24 AM  
So flabby and soft is the new six-pack? Or did they just use a really shiatty 'before' picture for that article?
 
2012-11-11 12:33:07 PM  
Aaah, Hollywood.

Where 50 years of cancer-ridden characters never had to go through anything worse than a chrome dome while having AIDS means the actor has to shed half his weight for the sake of credibility.

Sounds more like mandatory PR bs than method acting to me.
 
2012-11-11 12:42:49 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: So flabby and soft is the new six-pack? Or did they just use a really shiatty 'before' picture for that article?


Flabby and soft? Unlikely. That picture of him NOT totally buffed up still looks better than 99% of the guys out there. He had a nice body, by any standards.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-11 01:12:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

In your face, Tom Hanks!

/It just goes to show you: Old and Busted: Inspirationally disadvantaged. New Hotness: LGBT and/or AIDS victim.
 
2012-11-11 01:20:32 PM  
Will he be "riddled" with AIDS ?

www.nerve.com



Link
 
2012-11-11 01:35:50 PM  
"I'm sorry sir. You have tested positive for AIDS".
"Wow man. Wow. Well *sighs, guess I'm gonna go ahead and take off my shirt."
 
2012-11-11 02:04:28 PM  

cryinoutloud: Flabby and soft? Unlikely.


When compared to the six-pack subby claims he used to have, it's highly likely.
 
2012-11-11 02:22:03 PM  
So I guess K-Fried-C is off limits?

/maybe just a leg
 
2012-11-11 05:13:23 PM  
Can we please move past the tragic homosexual dying of AIDS trope?
 
2012-11-11 05:27:25 PM  
So, is someone gonna post his method for us, or...?
 
2012-11-11 05:38:32 PM  
Looks a bit like Richard Petty with the sunglasses on.
 
2012-11-11 05:44:19 PM  
"You make me physically sick to my stomach, and I wish you would get a heart attack."
No, a heart attack Matthew--not AIDS. This is why you fail.
 
2012-11-11 05:53:31 PM  

cryinoutloud: Here's what the ultimate stoner has to say pot nowadays:



Man in his 40s laments on how pot these days is more potent than the stuff he smoked in the 70s, not too original. That quote seems to imply that people in the 70s only got lightly high as a sort of some jolly social interaction that apparently no longer exists. Yeah right. I think old Matts coming of age now. Pot use generally occurs as a phase early on in peoples lives that most people grow out of, and old McConaughey isnt 18 any more.

People in the 70s most definitely got baked out of their minds until they couldnt "hold their subplots together" just as readily as the kids nowadays, my poor uncle was a creature of the 70s and hes told me all about it. This generation did not genetically engineer super marijuana in just a few years as some poor souls seem to believe either, we just stopped importing so much mishandled central American garbage. (That shiat you fogeys used to smoke was hastily harvested seeds and all and shoddily pressed in bulk for shipment around the world, you guys were getting degraded product from a third world country with primitive gardening tech) Ask any cannabis connoisseur, some proper Thai weed is some of the most exquisite smoke on earth, to this day. Thai weed was available in the 70s and 80s as well.

Even taking into account the availability shift weve seen over the years, shiatty weed still exists in droves and droves. Even if one were to believe that kids nowadays smoke some super weed that is stupendously more euphoric (not even close), there is still plenty of shiatty weed around that is just as shiatty as the crap you smoked in the 70s. They sell it on the low shelf at the pot shops, like they stock the Popov/Potters at a liquor store. I smoked plenty of shiatty weed between 2000-2010, you cant always afford Gray Goose.

/Even the strongest of the strongest weed, is still just weed, anyway, its never going to do more than mellow you out and make you hungry
 
2012-11-11 07:00:56 PM  

rynthetyn: Can we please move past the tragic homosexual dying of AIDS trope?


He plays a heterosexual AIDS victim in the movie, but please do continue. I want to see what other stupid shiat you will say before the day is done.
 
2012-11-11 10:50:22 PM  

cryinoutloud: The My Little Pony Killer: So flabby and soft is the new six-pack? Or did they just use a really shiatty 'before' picture for that article?

Flabby and soft? Unlikely. That picture of him NOT totally buffed up still looks better than 99% of the guys out there. He had a nice body, by any standards.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x570]


This is six pack abs:
www.ayushveda.com

McConaughey has a more fit body than the vast majority of men for sure, but he doesn't have six-pack abs.
 
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