calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest
dickfreckle: calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the restAnd yet it was greenlit. Is this a meme now, like "your dog wants steak?" Or is it just a ripoff?
tripleseven: As the caption in the article states, it was a "crash truck".Seems like destiny to me.
Strongbeerrules: Johnny Smith will be comatose for about five years.
Gyrfalcon: To be fair, how many other punchlines can you create for milk?
skinink: ''It's classed as a hazardous substance so it needs to be contained.''They threw chocolate chip cookies on the milk.
SirHolo: Stoic? More apropos would be phlegmatic.Or just phlegmy.
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