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(Stuff.co.nz)   Crashed tanker spills milk. Onlookers remain stoic   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 28
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2012-11-10 11:42:56 PM
gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest
 
2012-11-11 12:28:04 AM

calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest


And yet it was greenlit. Is this a meme now, like "your dog wants steak?" Or is it just a ripoff?
 
2012-11-11 01:31:03 AM
As the caption in the article states, it was a "crash truck".

Seems like destiny to me.
 
2012-11-11 01:32:31 AM

dickfreckle: calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest

And yet it was greenlit. Is this a meme now, like "your dog wants steak?" Or is it just a ripoff?


Yes.
 
2012-11-11 01:36:48 AM

calbert: gotta come up with new schtick subby:

Truck spills milk onto Texas interchange. Emergency crews seemed unnaturally stoic

/that's just the most recent one, search the archives for all of the rest


See what you get for ticking off the modmins?
 
2012-11-11 01:39:33 AM
''It's classed as a hazardous substance so it needs to be contained.''

They threw chocolate chip cookies on the milk.
 
2012-11-11 01:39:54 AM
Did it bring all the boys to the yard too?
 
2012-11-11 01:45:07 AM
Maybe subby came up with the idea independently of previous subbies, or unknowingly pulled the idea from their subconscious, thus making himself or herself innocent of any wrong-doing. Really everyone, stop being so lactose intolerant.
 
2012-11-11 01:46:29 AM

tripleseven: As the caption in the article states, it was a "crash truck".

Seems like destiny to me.


Nooooo, it was a "crash *tanker*" you son of a motherless goat.
 
2012-11-11 01:46:56 AM
www.residentadvisor.net
 
2012-11-11 01:49:04 AM
Johnny Smith will be comatose for about five years.
 
2012-11-11 01:52:08 AM

Strongbeerrules: Johnny Smith will be comatose for about five years.


toirock.files.wordpress.com


"Wait....What?!"
 
2012-11-11 01:53:04 AM
Punchline: "Don't spy over milled krilk."
Take-home excercise: Create the setup.
 
2012-11-11 01:53:42 AM
don't cry
 
2012-11-11 01:58:13 AM
Say what you like... sometimes, the Universe hands us inevitability.

Subby, you did what you had to.
 
2012-11-11 02:34:15 AM
I am lost . What hapennd?
 
2012-11-11 03:00:53 AM
To be fair, how many other punchlines can you create for milk?
 
2012-11-11 04:00:45 AM

Gyrfalcon: To be fair, how many other punchlines can you create for milk?


I don't know, but on fark, we'll milk it for all it's worth.
 
2012-11-11 04:17:08 AM
To go way off the road like that the truck must've been really moo-ving.
 
2012-11-11 04:43:33 AM
I am crying so hard right now - it was a whole tanker and I'm just one man. (sniffle)
 
2012-11-11 05:03:54 AM
Okay, I think I finally get it. The onlookers are stoic because you're not supposed to cry over spilled milk right?
 
2012-11-11 05:08:02 AM

skinink: ''It's classed as a hazardous substance so it needs to be contained.''

They threw chocolate chip cookies on the milk.


Milk Beats Cookies!
 
2012-11-11 06:20:01 AM
img526.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-11 06:51:41 AM
Why the fark is milk considered a hazardous substance?
 
2012-11-11 07:30:58 AM
HomerCrying.jpg


/lazy
//on phone
///but mostly lazy
 
2012-11-11 11:35:53 AM
Inconsolable

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-11 01:47:51 PM
Stoic? More apropos would be phlegmatic.

Or just phlegmy.
 
2012-11-11 02:00:23 PM

SirHolo: Stoic? More apropos would be phlegmatic.

Or just phlegmy.


Speak Out for Milk!
 
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