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(YouTube)   1984's Today Show coverage of the Satanic Toaster   (youtube.com) divider line 28
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2012-11-10 09:22:36 PM
Farking LOL
 
2012-11-10 11:26:05 PM
Oh wow, I lost it at Eli Wallach and "when all is said and done, it makes good toast". Classic.
 
2012-11-10 11:26:50 PM
Why do you keep this toaster?

Well, Richard, when it's all said and done, it makes good toast.


lulz
 
2012-11-10 11:29:42 PM
this is the god damn funniest thing ever
 
2012-11-10 11:30:48 PM
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2012-11-10 11:33:49 PM
i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-10 11:45:08 PM
What about the Twinkie?
 
2012-11-10 11:46:56 PM
I want one. XD
 
2012-11-10 11:56:20 PM

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?
 
2012-11-11 12:02:32 AM
www.i-mockery.com
 
2012-11-11 12:02:58 AM
The funniest thing about that is, people actually believed it. It didn't take much in those days - you could scratch "Satan Lives" or "666" onto anything and a significant number of people would believe it was a sign of demon possession without once thinking that maybe it was you who did it.

At my Baptist high school, we had a kid who went on a bender and got out of the consequences by scratching 666 on his chest and claiming he had been abducted by Satanists. it was accepted without question.
 
2012-11-11 12:04:50 AM
I happen to know that toaster was made in a predominately Hindu area... satan wouldn't haunt it.
 
2012-11-11 12:06:59 AM
Video fails for showing Bryant Gumbel instead of Jane Pauley.
 
2012-11-11 12:23:46 AM
I bet one of their kids made toast for a sandwich while playing D&D and that's how Satan got into it. Either that or via a ouija board.
 
2012-11-11 12:25:03 AM
I suppose Ozzy Osbourne or Judas Priest could have had a hand in it as well.
 
2012-11-11 12:34:37 AM

log_jammin: Video fails for showing Bryant Gumbel instead of Jane Pauley.


I would have done horrible, degenerate things to her, even if my penis didn't quite work yet in 1984.

Survey: Is there anyone in the world who does not want to punch Bryant Gumbel in the dick? Just curious.
 
2012-11-11 12:41:01 AM

dickfreckle: log_jammin: Video fails for showing Bryant Gumbel instead of Jane Pauley.

I would have done horrible, degenerate things to her, even if my penis didn't quite work yet in 1984.

Survey: Is there anyone in the world who does not want to punch Bryant Gumbel in the dick? Just curious.


Greg.
 
2012-11-11 12:43:06 AM
25.media.tumblr.com 

/still laughing
 
2012-11-11 01:24:11 AM

dickfreckle: log_jammin: Video fails for showing Bryant Gumbel instead of Jane Pauley.

I would have done horrible, degenerate things to her, even if my penis didn't quite work yet in 1984.

Survey: Is there anyone in the world who does not want to punch Bryant Gumbel in the dick? Just curious.


yes, she caused me to carry my books in front of me on my walk to the school bus on many a morning.
 
2012-11-11 04:35:37 AM

Snapper Carr:


Yum yum yum

Human hand
 
2012-11-11 06:23:17 AM
Only proves how cool Eli Wallach is.
 
2012-11-11 06:42:35 AM

Donnchadha: What about the Twinkie?


Ray, tell Donnchadha about the Twinkie.
 
2012-11-11 09:29:22 AM

I cannot find a complete copy of Garfield's Haunted Hamburger strip, so here's the link to the video:

i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-11 03:41:03 PM
Im glad to see that the demon knew the correct "satanic" font for demonic writing. Looks like a Slayer Album.
 
2012-11-12 12:21:39 PM
Satanic Toaster would make an excellent fark handle (or band name).
 
2012-11-12 03:35:59 PM
"Jane says she has a refrigerator that sounds like Burt Lancaster."

Best line of the whole video.
 
2012-11-12 03:36:48 PM
I love that song...

"Six...six six...is the number of the wheat."
 
2012-11-12 06:18:02 PM
wasn't anything compared to the damn freaky ac.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNyaOTMIec
 
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