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(Carlsbad Current Argus)   What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Carlsbad, sunroofs, spike strip  
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10380 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2012 at 9:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-10 07:09:35 PM  
6 votes:
Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.
2012-11-10 10:35:15 PM  
4 votes:
I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.
2012-11-10 10:53:15 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-11 01:00:48 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-10 10:31:53 PM  
2 votes:
I guessed "a mouth full of chiclets." but I guess that one a lot because I like the phrase.
2012-11-11 10:15:50 AM  
1 vote:
In her defense, Carlsbad IS Bat Country.
2012-11-11 01:32:28 AM  
1 vote:
I'll take 'Things that will smash testicles to smithereens' for $1000, Alex
2012-11-11 12:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
2 in the morning, 18 years old, walking down a side street with about 5 other dudes. All of us drunk as fark. Artie and his little gang of thug wannabees coming the other direction. Now, Artie is a special case. Basically, he was dumber'n a sack of dogshiat. He once sucked down a whole bowlful of shaved up match heads in a bong hit and held that shiat for almost a full minute after showing up in another friends garage where we used to hang out and mooched a bong hit offa Sean. Blew out the most acrid, gnasty lungful of shiat I've ever smelled in my life and thanked us for the toke.

At any rate, Artie and his buddies coming the other direction on this street. He's got a new pair of nunchaku. He's whipping them around, over his shoulder and around his neck and shiat. We stopped and shot the shiat for a minute while he's working these 'chucks like he thinks he's Bruce Lee. Under the armpit, around the neck and he tries one where he's going over the shoulder and clocks himself right in the middle of his forehead.

Bam, out like a light. Down he goes. We all stood around laughing our asses off at him while he's lying on the pavement and flopping around like a fresh trout that you just hooked out of the water. That town was full of guys like that. But Artie was special. He provided us with more entertainment than almost anything else in that little shiathole suburb.
2012-11-10 11:52:48 PM  
1 vote:

Porous Horace: My first sexual experience.

/doesn't want to talk about it

"Something hard in your hand, poking through the top a bit, all happened quickly"?
2012-11-10 10:24:25 PM  
1 vote:
Fore play?
2012-11-10 10:20:46 PM  
1 vote:
Carlsbad woman arrested after officer sees her using nunchucks while driving

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"

A woman was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation after she was seen swinging nunchucks from the sunroof of her yellow mustang Wednesday evening. and shouting "AMERICA! fark YEAH!

I read the headline and article to my girlfriend and she said "what is wrong with our country that you can't do that"?
2012-11-10 10:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
LARPing ninjas on the freeway?
2012-11-10 10:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
white trash?
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