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(Carlsbad Current Argus)   What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Carlsbad, sunroofs, spike strip  
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10379 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2012 at 9:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-11 10:15:50 AM  
1 vote:
In her defense, Carlsbad IS Bat Country.
2012-11-11 01:06:18 AM  
1 vote:

Apos: [ image 600x750]

Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.

That's an actress in Groton, CT. Not the perp.
2012-11-10 11:52:48 PM  
1 vote:

Porous Horace: My first sexual experience.

/doesn't want to talk about it

"Something hard in your hand, poking through the top a bit, all happened quickly"?
2012-11-10 11:02:25 PM  
1 vote:

iron de havilland: Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.

KrispyKritter: because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.

I don't actually think that is a picture of her, but good lord people. The article says she's 46, if that were her she's doing okay. I bet the disparity between what you say is hot in public and what your S/O looks like is huge.

I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).

No wonder so many women have instabilities related to their looks--it's guys like you two.
2012-11-10 10:59:48 PM  
1 vote:

johnson442: Aren't 'chucks automatically a "concealed" weapon regardless of how you carry them?

2012-11-10 10:35:15 PM  
1 vote:
I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.
2012-11-10 10:28:38 PM  
1 vote:
tonylovestina.comView Full Size

Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.
2012-11-10 10:20:46 PM  
1 vote:
Carlsbad woman arrested after officer sees her using nunchucks while driving

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"

A woman was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation after she was seen swinging nunchucks from the sunroof of her yellow mustang Wednesday evening. and shouting "AMERICA! fark YEAH!

I read the headline and article to my girlfriend and she said "what is wrong with our country that you can't do that"?
2012-11-10 10:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
Is there actually a law in New Mexico that addresses the act of waving nunchaku out of a sunroof? Or maybey it just falls into the suspicious person category?
2012-11-10 07:09:35 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.
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