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(Carlsbad Current Argus)   What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?   (currentargus.com) divider line 79
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2012-11-10 11:58:05 PM  
Was hoping they were all on Florida at the same time, let down now

/Carlsbad? But my neighbour's a good man
 
2012-11-10 11:59:27 PM  

EngineerBoy: [upload.wikimedia.org image 333x400]

What are three things that have never been in my kitchen?


Favourited.

/left satisfied
 
2012-11-11 12:00:19 AM  
COWABUNGA MOTHERF**KER!!! XD
 
2012-11-11 12:00:25 AM  

Linkster: 1979 White Firebird, and Lynyrd Skynyrd?


"Toine it up!"
 
2012-11-11 12:06:17 AM  
Viral ad for SALT II
 
2012-11-11 12:17:08 AM  
2 in the morning, 18 years old, walking down a side street with about 5 other dudes. All of us drunk as fark. Artie and his little gang of thug wannabees coming the other direction. Now, Artie is a special case. Basically, he was dumber'n a sack of dogshiat. He once sucked down a whole bowlful of shaved up match heads in a bong hit and held that shiat for almost a full minute after showing up in another friends garage where we used to hang out and mooched a bong hit offa Sean. Blew out the most acrid, gnasty lungful of shiat I've ever smelled in my life and thanked us for the toke.

At any rate, Artie and his buddies coming the other direction on this street. He's got a new pair of nunchaku. He's whipping them around, over his shoulder and around his neck and shiat. We stopped and shot the shiat for a minute while he's working these 'chucks like he thinks he's Bruce Lee. Under the armpit, around the neck and he tries one where he's going over the shoulder and clocks himself right in the middle of his forehead.

Bam, out like a light. Down he goes. We all stood around laughing our asses off at him while he's lying on the pavement and flopping around like a fresh trout that you just hooked out of the water. That town was full of guys like that. But Artie was special. He provided us with more entertainment than almost anything else in that little shiathole suburb.
 
2012-11-11 12:17:32 AM  
Drive-by ninjas. I hate those guys.
 
2012-11-11 12:28:11 AM  
WTF!!!! I wish I could have seen this. I probably would have crashed my car because I would have been laughing so hard.

Oh and bye the way.
temp.corvetteforum.net
The daughter of "Wins Without Knife"

/Probably over most of your heads.
 
2012-11-11 12:54:18 AM  
Well, this is the first time I've ever had that feeling where you point, laugh, shake your head, cock your head, lean in, and realize you're FROM there... Goddamnitsomuch, Carlsbad...

/driving back to visit family this weekend
//not bringing my nunchucks
 
2012-11-11 01:00:48 AM  
www.examiner.com
temp.corvetteforum.net
 
2012-11-11 01:06:18 AM  

Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


That's an actress in Groton, CT. Not the perp.
 
2012-11-11 01:10:23 AM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Is there actually a law in New Mexico that addresses the act of waving nunchaku out of a sunroof? Or maybey it just falls into the suspicious person category?


I would think it would fall into the "Holy crap, Joe, did you SEE that?" "Yeah, Charlie, let's go see what the sam-hill she's doing" category, myself.
 
2012-11-11 01:20:54 AM  

Gyrfalcon: InternetSecurityGuard: Is there actually a law in New Mexico that addresses the act of waving nunchaku out of a sunroof? Or maybey it just falls into the suspicious person category?

I would think it would fall into the "Holy crap, Joe, did you SEE that?" "Yeah, Charlie, let's go see what the sam-hill she's doing" category, myself.


This IS New Mexico, not Minnesota. The suspicious part was the "slow-speed chase" through the residential area and only driving 65 on the highway.
 
2012-11-11 01:32:28 AM  
I'll take 'Things that will smash testicles to smithereens' for $1000, Alex
 
2012-11-11 01:36:08 AM  
She should have been driving a Dodge Challenger. Would have had the cop eating dust.
 
2012-11-11 01:38:00 AM  
heh, not florida.
 
2012-11-11 01:41:37 AM  

ongbok: WTF!!!! I wish I could have seen this. I probably would have crashed my car because I would have been laughing so hard.

Oh and bye the way.
[temp.corvetteforum.net image 565x600]
The daughter of "Wins Without Knife"

/Probably over most of your heads.


1) A deceitful name
2) "Good Jumping"
3) I have stored in my brain a huge quantity of data that is only useful in situations such as these
4) "by" not "bye"
 
2012-11-11 01:56:14 AM  

Porous Horace: ongbok: WTF!!!! I wish I could have seen this. I probably would have crashed my car because I would have been laughing so hard.

Oh and bye the way.
[temp.corvetteforum.net image 565x600]
The daughter of "Wins Without Knife"

/Probably over most of your heads.

1) A deceitful name
2) "Good Jumping"
3) I have stored in my brain a huge quantity of data that is only useful in situations such as these
4) "by" not "bye"


I feel stupid about the grammar mistake, the Budweiser will do it to you.

But your knowledge is wide. Couldn't find a picture of that "Good Jumping", but here is one of Wins Without Knife against Fast Sword.

i3.ytimg.com

"Hmmm. So he does use a knife. That's very smart."
 
2012-11-11 02:07:48 AM  
"What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?

cdn.bleacherreport.net

Texas? 
 
2012-11-11 02:08:50 AM  

ongbok: Porous Horace: ongbok: WTF!!!! I wish I could have seen this. I probably would have crashed my car because I would have been laughing so hard.

Oh and bye the way.
[temp.corvetteforum.net image 565x600]
The daughter of "Wins Without Knife"

/Probably over most of your heads.

1) A deceitful name
2) "Good Jumping"
3) I have stored in my brain a huge quantity of data that is only useful in situations such as these
4) "by" not "bye"

I feel stupid about the grammar mistake, the Budweiser will do it to you.

But your knowledge is wide. Couldn't find a picture of that "Good Jumping", but here is one of Wins Without Knife against Fast Sword.

[i3.ytimg.com image 320x180]

"Hmmm. So he does use a knife. That's very smart."


LOL - One of the best movies ever made, from the title to the stolen Kraftwerk soundtrack.
 
2012-11-11 03:47:16 AM  
File under "painfully obvious"

1. Despite all the times the word "nunchucks" was used in the article, the last comment on the page still refers to "numchucks".

2. Some douchebag on Fark had to go with the "She would have gotten away if she had been driving a ____".
 
2012-11-11 05:53:18 AM  
Better then while texting and driving 5mph below the limit.

/At least you know to stay back with nunchucks swinging out of the sunroof.
 
2012-11-11 10:13:20 AM  

brukmann: iron de havilland: Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.

KrispyKritter: because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.

I don't actually think that is a picture of her, but good lord people. The article says she's 46, if that were her she's doing okay. I bet the disparity between what you say is hot in public and what your S/O looks like is huge.

I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).

No wonder so many women have instabilities related to their looks--it's guys like you two.


Conversely, maybe there are guys like those two because Toujours J'Attaque is the Western feminist motto.
 
2012-11-11 10:15:50 AM  
In her defense, Carlsbad IS Bat Country.
 
2012-11-11 11:19:33 AM  
YOU GET THE OPENING SEQUENCE FOR THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!



Jeez, Fark. 70-plus posts and no images?
 
2012-11-11 11:22:24 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-11 12:29:48 PM  
Just a guess, but meth probably was involved.
/from the area, it's prevalent.
 
2012-11-11 06:00:26 PM  
isn't that how fast u need to go back in time/?
like that shakey dude did before he got all shakey??
 
2012-11-11 10:11:34 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: brukmann: iron de havilland: Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.

KrispyKritter: because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.

I don't actually think that is a picture of her, but good lord people. The article says she's 46, if that were her she's doing okay. I bet the disparity between what you say is hot in public and what your S/O looks like is huge.

I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).

No wonder so many women have instabilities related to their looks--it's guys like you two.

Conversely, maybe there are guys like those two because Toujours J'Attaque is the Western feminist motto.


Oddly enough, I was making a similar case earlier. I'd imagine I could sort this thought out if I wasn't drhnk.
 
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