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(Carlsbad Current Argus)   What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?   (currentargus.com) divider line 79
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2012-11-10 07:09:35 PM
Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.
 
2012-11-10 07:42:18 PM

quatchi: Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.


Only disappointed if the nunchucks hit biden after being tossed out a sun roof at 65mph...
 
2012-11-10 08:22:20 PM
And Carlsbad used to be such a sleepy little town.
 
2012-11-10 10:08:36 PM
LSD?
 
2012-11-10 10:08:55 PM
1979 White Firebird, and Lynyrd Skynyrd?
 
2012-11-10 10:08:58 PM
What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?

You forgot spike strips.
 
2012-11-10 10:10:54 PM
Ghostriding the whip?
 
2012-11-10 10:11:02 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: LSD?


After reading the article I stand by my guess.
 
2012-11-10 10:12:01 PM
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TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
 
2012-11-10 10:14:13 PM
white trash?
 
2012-11-10 10:14:52 PM
They all should be relevant in my obiatchuary?
 
2012-11-10 10:17:47 PM
I read her name as Boris Morris. It all made so much sense that the whole unfortunate lapse could be blamed on the name, a kind of reverse boy-named-Sue thing.
 
2012-11-10 10:18:04 PM
LARPing ninjas on the freeway?
 
2012-11-10 10:19:30 PM
Is there actually a law in New Mexico that addresses the act of waving nunchaku out of a sunroof? Or maybey it just falls into the suspicious person category?
 
2012-11-10 10:20:46 PM
Carlsbad woman arrested after officer sees her using nunchucks while driving

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"

A woman was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation after she was seen swinging nunchucks from the sunroof of her yellow mustang Wednesday evening. and shouting "AMERICA! fark YEAH!

I read the headline and article to my girlfriend and she said "what is wrong with our country that you can't do that"?
 
2012-11-10 10:24:24 PM
Ok, I'm not the worlds smartest guy, I'll admit it. But i have really been pondering why you would drive down the road, while doing chucks out the sunroof. I've been bored enough to fap on a long journey, (although i never did..cough) but seriously, chucks out the roof?
 
2012-11-10 10:24:25 PM
Fore play?
 
2012-11-10 10:26:30 PM
You guys aren't very good at this game
And I'm not going to give you the answer
You'll just have to read the article and figure it out for yourself
 
2012-11-10 10:28:38 PM
www.tonylovestina.com


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.
 
2012-11-10 10:31:53 PM
I guessed "a mouth full of chiclets." but I guess that one a lot because I like the phrase.
 
2012-11-10 10:35:15 PM
I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.
 
2012-11-10 10:37:32 PM

danielscissorhands: I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.


Bravo.
 
2012-11-10 10:39:16 PM
Mainly because nunchaku are illegal in many states, and the daffy biatch ran from the cop. You get your pic in the paper and a nice fine!
 
2012-11-10 10:40:13 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

What are three things that have never been in my kitchen?
 
2012-11-10 10:44:18 PM
What is, 'wind whipping' or 'woosh'.

Oh yeah, if Apos's picture is correct, she needs a whipping. Bad Bonnie. No toys for a week.


/damn i've been talking to my dom/sub friends too much the last couple days...
 
2012-11-10 10:47:04 PM
Any word if her car had a whistle tip?

/Woo woo
 
2012-11-10 10:49:02 PM

Apos: www.tonylovestina.com

Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.

Still, the biggest turn off is that she drives a crappy car and does crazy things. So, if that is her, I'm sure she'd enjoy your, or anyone else's, company.
 
2012-11-10 10:51:21 PM

Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.
 
2012-11-10 10:51:31 PM
Aren't 'chucks automatically a "concealed" weapon regardless of how you carry them?
 
2012-11-10 10:53:15 PM
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2012-11-10 10:54:17 PM

KrispyKritter: Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.

because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.


Precisely!
 
2012-11-10 10:58:32 PM

Apos: uite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


Nobody's shown you the Venn diagram?
 
2012-11-10 10:58:46 PM

Spiralmonkey: danielscissorhands: I believe the answer is rather convoluted:

Brandon Lee was killed by a projectile that was left in a gun on the set of The Crow. That projectile was travelling at 65mph. At the time Brandon was holding a pair of
nunchuks. As for the sunrooof, Brandon Lee is the SON of Bruce Lee. And, the projectile wich killed him struck him in the ROOF of his mouth.

It was a trick question.

Bravo.


Thank you.

On a side note, do hipsters use Nun Chuck Converse?
 
2012-11-10 10:59:48 PM

johnson442: Aren't 'chucks automatically a "concealed" weapon regardless of how you carry them?


NO!
 
2012-11-10 11:01:07 PM

Notabunny: Apos: uite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.

Nobody's shown you the Venn diagram?


Evidently not. And I'm not sure I want to see it.
 
2012-11-10 11:02:25 PM

iron de havilland: Really? She's average at best. Large nose, skin looks badly sun-damaged. Of course, pic lacks boobs and knees.


KrispyKritter: because we prefer our mentally unstable women to have uneven eyes, poor skin and unkempt hair.


I don't actually think that is a picture of her, but good lord people. The article says she's 46, if that were her she's doing okay. I bet the disparity between what you say is hot in public and what your S/O looks like is huge.

I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).

No wonder so many women have instabilities related to their looks--it's guys like you two.
 
2012-11-10 11:02:28 PM
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Damnit Bonnie!
I told ya. Don't be ninja'en no one that don't need ninja'en!
 
2012-11-10 11:05:05 PM

brukmann: I can think of four women i'm close to who more or less look like her, are tall, beautifully imperfect, brilliant, fun, a little crazy, and phenomenal in bed (known or educated projection).


There's a pill for that dude.
 
2012-11-10 11:12:44 PM
A biatchin' Camaro?
 
2012-11-10 11:20:08 PM
In high school my friends would go to the adult superstore and get all the latest free adult magazines they had, and they'd hold them up through the sunroof at stop lights. Someone called the police eventually. Good thing numchucks weren't involved.
 
2012-11-10 11:24:22 PM

Apos: [www.tonylovestina.com image 600x750]


Quite a looker. Damn shame if she turns out to be mentally unstable.


Is that an actor headshot? 'Cause if it is I think we already know the answer.
 
2012-11-10 11:32:45 PM
DRTFA, but the headline made me think of this...
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2012-11-10 11:40:21 PM
Everybody was kung fu driving - HO!
That biatch was fast as lightning - HA!
 
2012-11-10 11:41:17 PM
The scene is almost complete. The only thing missing is "Fark the Police" blasting from the car stereo.
 
2012-11-10 11:41:21 PM
My first sexual experience.

/doesn't want to talk about it
 
TKM
2012-11-10 11:50:06 PM
CHS 84, I don't remember this one.
 
2012-11-10 11:52:48 PM

Porous Horace: My first sexual experience.

/doesn't want to talk about it


"Something hard in your hand, poking through the top a bit, all happened quickly"?
 
2012-11-10 11:52:51 PM

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That's both inspiring and troubling at the same time. I'm going to need a gun that shoots chocolate bon-bons to defeat them, aren't I?
 
2012-11-10 11:53:06 PM

Carlip: quatchi: Dammit, I thought the answer was "Joe Biden".

Kinda disappointed now.

Only disappointed if the nunchucks hit biden after being tossed out a sun roof at 65mph...


Oh, come on. I'm not even a Democrat and I think Joe is farking awesome! Seriously - he's like the only politician who says what he thinks, damn the consequences. I would totally buy that man a beer next time he's in town.
 
2012-11-10 11:55:50 PM
I think Gangnam Style was playing on the radio.
 
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