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(Daily Mail)   Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
    More: Sad, performance problems, Living in a Bubble, Canterbury, Queensland Institute of Technology  
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2012-11-10 06:05:19 PM  
19 votes:
Hard to believe I've slept with that many.
2012-11-10 06:22:14 PM  
11 votes:
Turn that frown upside down, jizzbucket.
2012-11-10 06:30:15 PM  
6 votes:
Wait, you mean two of them were actually HAPPY? WooHoo!!!!!
2012-11-10 06:28:54 PM  
6 votes:
that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.
2012-11-10 07:46:51 PM  
5 votes:
It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.
2012-11-10 07:37:47 PM  
5 votes:
Depressed? I would assume they would be happy that they were untied at least.
2012-11-10 09:33:18 PM  
4 votes:
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband . If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him and cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
2012-11-10 07:53:51 PM  
4 votes:
What doesn't depress 1 in 3 women?
2012-11-10 07:21:55 PM  
4 votes:
You have to wait for the Rohipnol to wear off first.
2012-11-10 06:55:53 PM  
4 votes:
After meeting their husbands, I can see why.
2012-11-10 08:53:17 PM  
3 votes:
That's not a good reaction. Crying makes me go harder.
2012-11-10 07:55:15 PM  
3 votes:
Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.
2012-11-10 07:50:39 PM  
3 votes:
yeah, i used to bang lesbians. maybe 1 in 3 got depressed, and the rest just got kind of philosophical.

but i got tired of depression in the morning, so i started doing only schizophrenics. if they get depressed you can't even tell, because they're too busy hiding from the aliens. you know what keeps the aliens away? anal. freaky anal, not normal anal. yeah.
2012-11-10 07:50:11 PM  
3 votes:

ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.


Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?
2012-11-10 07:23:54 PM  
3 votes:
If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.
2012-11-10 07:20:15 PM  
3 votes:
Give then a bag of gold, and they'll biatch about the bag.
2012-11-10 08:45:55 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "This next study will hopefully help people who experience post-coital dysphoria [as the condition is known] realise that they are not alone.'


Well, if they were alone, it wouldn't be coitus, now would it?
2012-11-10 08:04:20 PM  
2 votes:
That's cute that they think we care.
2012-11-10 07:59:12 PM  
2 votes:
4 out of 3 guys become withdrawn and unresponsive after sex.
2012-11-10 07:42:57 PM  
2 votes:
1 in 3 are married?
AMIRITE?
2012-11-10 07:40:29 PM  
2 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


You shut your whore mouth, you "nice guy"...
2012-11-10 07:27:26 PM  
2 votes:
1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?
2012-11-10 07:25:53 PM  
2 votes:
That sounds low, because it seems that more than 1 in 3 men is heavy enough to leave a depression. Or maybe that's just in the US.
2012-11-11 03:21:20 PM  
1 votes:
They should swallow more.
2012-11-11 12:20:02 PM  
1 votes:
Is this part of a fill_in_the_blank quiz?...

_ When girls get the big O, girls fall asleep right after sex.
(hint: just like guys do)
_ So, those 33 girls out of 100 are depressed & awake because they didn't have an ________.

/and they mean a -real- O, not the pre-orgasmic tremors that some guys think are orgasms.
//her skin gets pinker & sweatier, her n's are up & dark, she closes her eyes, moves a lot, makes noise, etc.
///but biggest sign it wasn't a real O?... if she wants to chat after sex
2012-11-11 11:22:56 AM  
1 votes:
No one seems to have picked up on the detail that this was an Australian study.

I'm personally claiming credit for this!
2012-11-10 11:26:42 PM  
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)

Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.


Damn, what are the odds you two would run into each other again here on Fark?
2012-11-10 10:55:48 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Is it weird for a guy to get more satisfaction in their lover being pleased than the actual act of himself releasing?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you know.


Only if he uses words like satisfaction and releasing.
2012-11-10 10:47:12 PM  
1 votes:
It's just the ugly ones. You know, the ones who wake up the next morning and notice the gnawed-off arm they fell asleep on the night before.
2012-11-10 10:47:03 PM  
1 votes:
Once I had sex, and she cried and said that she felt like a whore. I said "You shouldn't feel like a whore, I haven't paid you."

The reason why is that we had sex Christmas morning before exchanging gifts. She felt bad, cried and said that she felt like a whore for having sex on Jesus's birthday. That was the first woman that I was engaged to. The second one, I told her that story and she banged me just so she could be the type of whore who farks on Jesus's birthday.

Second fiancee was also the last woman I was with who was a Christian.
2012-11-10 10:43:43 PM  
1 votes:
If they were with me they would not have that problem. They would be happy and full of spunk.
2012-11-10 10:13:31 PM  
1 votes:
Some women want 'bad boys' and then get the second shocker of their lives when they realize that they are indeed 'bad boys'. You can't explain that!
2012-11-10 09:12:46 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem
2012-11-10 08:56:30 PM  
1 votes:
Subby's mother always seems very animated when I'm through.
2012-11-10 08:54:05 PM  
1 votes:
The only time I feel depressed after sex is if I didn't get oral for orgasm first. Then I just masturbate and feel fine.
2012-11-10 08:37:10 PM  
1 votes:
How can you be depressed making a sammich?
mjg
2012-11-10 08:36:28 PM  
1 votes:
Study shows 100% of men are sleepy, don't want to be bothered after sex.
2012-11-10 08:22:45 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.

Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?


Ever seen a tube of lipstick?
2012-11-10 08:21:19 PM  
1 votes:
Meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain't bad so quit yer biatchin'
2012-11-10 08:20:56 PM  
1 votes:

toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.


Having the studio audience hold up score signs probably doesn't help, either.
2012-11-10 08:17:51 PM  
1 votes:
I've never felt depressed, but have had a couple WTF was I thinking!!! moments.


I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.

This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.


Soooo much this!
2012-11-10 08:09:34 PM  
1 votes:
So you are saying 2 out of 3 participants in a gang rape have a good time?
2012-11-10 07:55:00 PM  
1 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.


I don't speak Spanish.
2012-11-10 07:50:50 PM  
1 votes:
Is this just men or do they count lesbian lovemaking too?
2012-11-10 07:40:09 PM  
1 votes:

cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.


This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.
2012-11-10 07:31:43 PM  
1 votes:

Therion: Only one in three?


It would be much higher, but I haven't gotten laid in a while...
2012-11-10 07:31:25 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


One was depressed, the other two were disappointed.
2012-11-10 07:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
3 outta 3 point and lauigh at me...
2012-11-10 07:28:41 PM  
1 votes:
Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't
2012-11-10 07:20:52 PM  
1 votes:

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


+1
2012-11-10 07:20:22 PM  
1 votes:
Was it the mushroom stamp? Was that the final move that went too far?
2012-11-10 06:47:25 PM  
1 votes:
How many were depressed before making love? Or during?
2012-11-10 05:56:24 PM  
1 votes:
They never learn.
 
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