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2012-11-10 07:50:50 PM  
Is this just men or do they count lesbian lovemaking too?
 
2012-11-10 07:51:29 PM  

CreamFilling: Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.


I like this line of thinking. The rate is improved by a good banging, but not brought to zero.
 
2012-11-10 07:52:48 PM  
must be sleeping with the wrong men.
 
2012-11-10 07:53:51 PM  
What doesn't depress 1 in 3 women?
 
2012-11-10 07:55:00 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.


I don't speak Spanish.
 
2012-11-10 07:55:15 PM  
Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:41 PM  
one in three women are depressed after making love....to me.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:42 PM  
I've internalized waaaay too much catholic guilt to feel good about enjoying anything. So if there are any men here I wouldn't enjoy sex with, EIP.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:54 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.


Sed placet omnia Doritos Cool Ranch
 
2012-11-10 07:59:12 PM  
4 out of 3 guys become withdrawn and unresponsive after sex.
 
2012-11-10 08:00:50 PM  

ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.


A toast to you.
 
2012-11-10 08:04:20 PM  
That's cute that they think we care.
 
2012-11-10 08:09:34 PM  
So you are saying 2 out of 3 participants in a gang rape have a good time?
 
2012-11-10 08:17:51 PM  
I've never felt depressed, but have had a couple WTF was I thinking!!! moments.


I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.

This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.


Soooo much this!
 
2012-11-10 08:20:56 PM  

toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.


Having the studio audience hold up score signs probably doesn't help, either.
 
2012-11-10 08:21:19 PM  
Meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain't bad so quit yer biatchin'
 
2012-11-10 08:22:45 PM  

FunkOut: ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.

Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?


Ever seen a tube of lipstick?
 
2012-11-10 08:25:08 PM  
So?
 
2012-11-10 08:35:05 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: 4 out of 3 guys become withdrawn and unresponsive after sex.


We get sleepy.
 
2012-11-10 08:35:14 PM  
reading comprehension subby...

FTA: "More than 200 young women were quizzed on life between the sheets and 33 per cent reported feeling depressed after sex at some point in their lives."

So, 1/3 of women have had at least one disappointing sexual experience in their entire lives... not exactly earth shattering news. My guess is for most of those, it was their first time...

Much like subby's former lovers, I too left disappointed afterwards.
 
mjg
2012-11-10 08:36:28 PM  
Study shows 100% of men are sleepy, don't want to be bothered after sex.
 
2012-11-10 08:37:10 PM  
How can you be depressed making a sammich?
 
2012-11-10 08:41:18 PM  

CreamFilling: Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.


Not me!

... yet
 
2012-11-10 08:44:26 PM  
So, two were happy, hot lesbians that thought DM:HS.
 
2012-11-10 08:45:55 PM  
FTA: "This next study will hopefully help people who experience post-coital dysphoria [as the condition is known] realise that they are not alone.'


Well, if they were alone, it wouldn't be coitus, now would it?
 
2012-11-10 08:47:20 PM  
That number seems low.
 
2012-11-10 08:53:17 PM  
That's not a good reaction. Crying makes me go harder.
 
2012-11-10 08:54:05 PM  
The only time I feel depressed after sex is if I didn't get oral for orgasm first. Then I just masturbate and feel fine.
 
2012-11-10 08:56:30 PM  
Subby's mother always seems very animated when I'm through.
 
2012-11-10 08:56:41 PM  

bobbette: Wait, since when are 1 in 3 women lesbians? My dating odds may have just improved.


I meant two out of three. Jebus, what a typo...
 
2012-11-10 08:57:48 PM  
It's my fault. My dates wake up in duct tape on a plastic drop cloth covered in Mazola. They're probably wondering if I'll call.
 
mjg
2012-11-10 09:01:26 PM  

BlazeTrailer: That's not a good reaction. Crying makes me go harder.


"and it's still carrying out of the park."
/!
 
2012-11-10 09:11:00 PM  
Good to know I could be in the 30th percentile of men wrt to sexual prowess.

Woot.
 
2012-11-10 09:12:46 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem
 
2012-11-10 09:13:40 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem


She doesn't get depressed after sex. She gets stabby. You can see it in her eyes.
 
2012-11-10 09:14:31 PM  
Be realistic, ladies. You're not going to get the gift of a rape baby every time out.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:11 PM  

TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)


Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:59 PM  
But how do they feel after farking?
 
2012-11-10 09:27:22 PM  
I'm always depressed after having sex because that moment it technically the moment I am furthest away from having sex again.
 
2012-11-10 09:32:30 PM  
It's the 'walk of shame' that does them in.
 
2012-11-10 09:33:18 PM  
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband . If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him and cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
 
2012-11-10 09:33:57 PM  

toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.


If you have the energy to do a victory lap you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-10 09:44:48 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-10 09:54:08 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem



Vilest. May-December liaison. Ever.
 
2012-11-10 10:13:31 PM  
Some women want 'bad boys' and then get the second shocker of their lives when they realize that they are indeed 'bad boys'. You can't explain that!
 
2012-11-10 10:19:40 PM  

Smackledorfer: TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)

Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.


I was totally empathetic, if not confused. For me sex is a fun activity, and not meant to be taken too seriously and reservedly. But when someone doesn't wanna talk about what's going on, they don't wanna talk about it. I'm not gonna make somebody bare their soul to me when they're clamming up, sorry. And if I'm not in a relationship with this girl, should I force her to emote all over a one night stand?

I suppose I could have written that last post better. I didn't run out the door, nor was I kicked out, but it was clear that we weren't exactly gonna have a lot to talk about besides the weather...
 
2012-11-10 10:20:05 PM  
Ya, i know that...but it's usually after i fap off in their eye, screaming "TAKE IT biatch!!"

/wait..they don't like that?
//runs
 
2012-11-10 10:27:47 PM  
That's how I like 'em. Naked and crying.
 
2012-11-10 10:38:02 PM  

Apos: Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem


Vilest. May-December liaison. Ever.


Missed Courtney Stodden, did you?
 
2012-11-10 10:42:25 PM  

iron de havilland: Apos: Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem


Vilest. May-December liaison. Ever.

Missed Courtney Stodden, did you?


Not for lack of trying.
 
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