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(Daily Mail)   Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 168
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2012-11-10 05:56:24 PM  
They never learn.
 
2012-11-10 06:05:19 PM  
Hard to believe I've slept with that many.
 
2012-11-10 06:22:14 PM  
Turn that frown upside down, jizzbucket.
 
2012-11-10 06:28:54 PM  
that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.
 
2012-11-10 06:30:15 PM  
Wait, you mean two of them were actually HAPPY? WooHoo!!!!!
 
2012-11-10 06:47:25 PM  
How many were depressed before making love? Or during?
 
2012-11-10 06:55:53 PM  
After meeting their husbands, I can see why.
 
2012-11-10 07:10:29 PM  
I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.
 
2012-11-10 07:10:47 PM  
Only one in three?
 
2012-11-10 07:16:40 PM  
Well duh. Have you seen what some women's husbands become with age?
 
2012-11-10 07:18:33 PM  
Can't say I haven't ever.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:15 PM  
Give then a bag of gold, and they'll biatch about the bag.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:22 PM  
Was it the mushroom stamp? Was that the final move that went too far?
 
2012-11-10 07:20:43 PM  
Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:52 PM  

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


+1
 
2012-11-10 07:21:39 PM  
Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.
 
2012-11-10 07:21:55 PM  
You have to wait for the Rohipnol to wear off first.
 
2012-11-10 07:22:53 PM  
Look, ladies, I'm sorry I didn't call you again, but there's only so many hours in a day. Plus, to be honest, you weren't that good.
 
2012-11-10 07:23:31 PM  
They should try farking instead. Making love is what they do in romance books and "women's magazines", so it is no wonder they are depressed afterwards. How can we men measure up to such unrealistic expectations?
 
2012-11-10 07:23:54 PM  
If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:37 PM  

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


ManateeGag: that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.


Came to say exactly this. Maybe there are more of us than we thought.
 
2012-11-10 07:25:43 PM  

Ambivalence: I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.


Some people have neurochemical/neurological glitches, like the people who get migraines after sex. I read about one guy who would get heart palpitations and vomit because his body couldn't seem to handle the endorphin rush. Poor bastards.
 
2012-11-10 07:25:53 PM  
That sounds low, because it seems that more than 1 in 3 men is heavy enough to leave a depression. Or maybe that's just in the US.
 
2012-11-10 07:26:18 PM  
I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)
 
2012-11-10 07:26:31 PM  

NutWrench: Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.


it's probably a chemical thing, not a personality thing. Even people (women or men) who otherwise enjoy sex can experience ennui after the fact.
 
2012-11-10 07:27:26 PM  
1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?
 
2012-11-10 07:28:41 PM  
Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't
 
2012-11-10 07:30:46 PM  

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


Depending on the circumstances, disappointment = why'd I do this (whore complex) = depressed

/ not that I know from experience or anything
// one night stands are usually *very* depressing
 
2012-11-10 07:30:59 PM  
Well, stop banging douchebags.
 
2012-11-10 07:31:08 PM  
3 outta 3 point and lauigh at me...
 
2012-11-10 07:31:25 PM  

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


One was depressed, the other two were disappointed.
 
2012-11-10 07:31:43 PM  

Therion: Only one in three?


It would be much higher, but I haven't gotten laid in a while...
 
2012-11-10 07:32:32 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


Quiet! You'll ruin my game.
 
2012-11-10 07:32:37 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't


This is, in the military, inevitably followed up by "the walk of shame" as you try to get her out of your room and out of the barracks and into a taxi before the Sunday morning crowd gets out of bed and heads down to the messhall for breakfast.
 
2012-11-10 07:34:48 PM  
It's usually the third one.

The early bird catches the worm.
 
2012-11-10 07:36:53 PM  
What per cent of women feel depressed before making love? One in three sounds pretty low.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:20 PM  
Beats my average.

*sigh*
 
2012-11-10 07:37:47 PM  
Depressed? I would assume they would be happy that they were untied at least.
 
2012-11-10 07:39:59 PM  
Ladies, just remember, me and my "Ol' Avenger" can cure your blues.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:09 PM  

cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.


This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:29 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


You shut your whore mouth, you "nice guy"...
 
2012-11-10 07:41:08 PM  
Wait, since when are 1 in 3 women lesbians? My dating odds may have just improved.
 
2012-11-10 07:42:57 PM  
1 in 3 are married?
AMIRITE?
 
2012-11-10 07:43:20 PM  
On the bright side, at least they have their daddy right there to comfort them.

/Hell, who am I kidding??? Women with daddy issues are the BEST.

//Just not the best for anything long term.

///Them girls got the crazy eyes

////And the crazy mentality that goes along with it.
 
2012-11-10 07:44:27 PM  
Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.
 
2012-11-10 07:45:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.

Quiet! You'll ruin my game.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-10 07:46:51 PM  
It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.
 
2012-11-10 07:47:15 PM  
I've also found that 1 in 3 women don't know how to make me a proper sammich on their way out. I suspect this is directly related to their depression.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:11 PM  

ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.


Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?
 
2012-11-10 07:50:39 PM  
yeah, i used to bang lesbians. maybe 1 in 3 got depressed, and the rest just got kind of philosophical.

but i got tired of depression in the morning, so i started doing only schizophrenics. if they get depressed you can't even tell, because they're too busy hiding from the aliens. you know what keeps the aliens away? anal. freaky anal, not normal anal. yeah.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:50 PM  
Is this just men or do they count lesbian lovemaking too?
 
2012-11-10 07:51:29 PM  

CreamFilling: Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.


I like this line of thinking. The rate is improved by a good banging, but not brought to zero.
 
2012-11-10 07:52:48 PM  
must be sleeping with the wrong men.
 
2012-11-10 07:53:51 PM  
What doesn't depress 1 in 3 women?
 
2012-11-10 07:55:00 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.


I don't speak Spanish.
 
2012-11-10 07:55:15 PM  
Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:41 PM  
one in three women are depressed after making love....to me.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:42 PM  
I've internalized waaaay too much catholic guilt to feel good about enjoying anything. So if there are any men here I wouldn't enjoy sex with, EIP.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:54 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.


Sed placet omnia Doritos Cool Ranch
 
2012-11-10 07:59:12 PM  
4 out of 3 guys become withdrawn and unresponsive after sex.
 
2012-11-10 08:00:50 PM  

ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.


A toast to you.
 
2012-11-10 08:04:20 PM  
That's cute that they think we care.
 
2012-11-10 08:09:34 PM  
So you are saying 2 out of 3 participants in a gang rape have a good time?
 
2012-11-10 08:17:51 PM  
I've never felt depressed, but have had a couple WTF was I thinking!!! moments.


I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.

This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.


Soooo much this!
 
2012-11-10 08:20:56 PM  

toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.


Having the studio audience hold up score signs probably doesn't help, either.
 
2012-11-10 08:21:19 PM  
Meatloaf said 2 out of 3 ain't bad so quit yer biatchin'
 
2012-11-10 08:22:45 PM  

FunkOut: ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.

Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?


Ever seen a tube of lipstick?
 
2012-11-10 08:25:08 PM  
So?
 
2012-11-10 08:35:05 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: 4 out of 3 guys become withdrawn and unresponsive after sex.


We get sleepy.
 
2012-11-10 08:35:14 PM  
reading comprehension subby...

FTA: "More than 200 young women were quizzed on life between the sheets and 33 per cent reported feeling depressed after sex at some point in their lives."

So, 1/3 of women have had at least one disappointing sexual experience in their entire lives... not exactly earth shattering news. My guess is for most of those, it was their first time...

Much like subby's former lovers, I too left disappointed afterwards.
 
mjg
2012-11-10 08:36:28 PM  
Study shows 100% of men are sleepy, don't want to be bothered after sex.
 
2012-11-10 08:37:10 PM  
How can you be depressed making a sammich?
 
2012-11-10 08:41:18 PM  

CreamFilling: Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.


Not me!

... yet
 
2012-11-10 08:44:26 PM  
So, two were happy, hot lesbians that thought DM:HS.
 
2012-11-10 08:45:55 PM  
FTA: "This next study will hopefully help people who experience post-coital dysphoria [as the condition is known] realise that they are not alone.'


Well, if they were alone, it wouldn't be coitus, now would it?
 
2012-11-10 08:47:20 PM  
That number seems low.
 
2012-11-10 08:53:17 PM  
That's not a good reaction. Crying makes me go harder.
 
2012-11-10 08:54:05 PM  
The only time I feel depressed after sex is if I didn't get oral for orgasm first. Then I just masturbate and feel fine.
 
2012-11-10 08:56:30 PM  
Subby's mother always seems very animated when I'm through.
 
2012-11-10 08:56:41 PM  

bobbette: Wait, since when are 1 in 3 women lesbians? My dating odds may have just improved.


I meant two out of three. Jebus, what a typo...
 
2012-11-10 08:57:48 PM  
It's my fault. My dates wake up in duct tape on a plastic drop cloth covered in Mazola. They're probably wondering if I'll call.
 
mjg
2012-11-10 09:01:26 PM  

BlazeTrailer: That's not a good reaction. Crying makes me go harder.


"and it's still carrying out of the park."
/!
 
2012-11-10 09:11:00 PM  
Good to know I could be in the 30th percentile of men wrt to sexual prowess.

Woot.
 
2012-11-10 09:12:46 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem
 
2012-11-10 09:13:40 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem


She doesn't get depressed after sex. She gets stabby. You can see it in her eyes.
 
2012-11-10 09:14:31 PM  
Be realistic, ladies. You're not going to get the gift of a rape baby every time out.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:11 PM  

TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)


Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:59 PM  
But how do they feel after farking?
 
2012-11-10 09:27:22 PM  
I'm always depressed after having sex because that moment it technically the moment I am furthest away from having sex again.
 
2012-11-10 09:32:30 PM  
It's the 'walk of shame' that does them in.
 
2012-11-10 09:33:18 PM  
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband . If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him and cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abby
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
 
2012-11-10 09:33:57 PM  

toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.


If you have the energy to do a victory lap you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-10 09:44:48 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-10 09:54:08 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem



Vilest. May-December liaison. Ever.
 
2012-11-10 10:13:31 PM  
Some women want 'bad boys' and then get the second shocker of their lives when they realize that they are indeed 'bad boys'. You can't explain that!
 
2012-11-10 10:19:40 PM  

Smackledorfer: TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)

Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.


I was totally empathetic, if not confused. For me sex is a fun activity, and not meant to be taken too seriously and reservedly. But when someone doesn't wanna talk about what's going on, they don't wanna talk about it. I'm not gonna make somebody bare their soul to me when they're clamming up, sorry. And if I'm not in a relationship with this girl, should I force her to emote all over a one night stand?

I suppose I could have written that last post better. I didn't run out the door, nor was I kicked out, but it was clear that we weren't exactly gonna have a lot to talk about besides the weather...
 
2012-11-10 10:20:05 PM  
Ya, i know that...but it's usually after i fap off in their eye, screaming "TAKE IT biatch!!"

/wait..they don't like that?
//runs
 
2012-11-10 10:27:47 PM  
That's how I like 'em. Naked and crying.
 
2012-11-10 10:38:02 PM  

Apos: Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem


Vilest. May-December liaison. Ever.


Missed Courtney Stodden, did you?
 
2012-11-10 10:42:25 PM  

iron de havilland: Apos: Evenbiggerknickers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x603]

I wonder if Mary Kate has this problem


Vilest. May-December liaison. Ever.

Missed Courtney Stodden, did you?


Not for lack of trying.
 
2012-11-10 10:43:43 PM  
If they were with me they would not have that problem. They would be happy and full of spunk.
 
2012-11-10 10:44:18 PM  
I didn't know so many farkers were sexually active.
 
2012-11-10 10:47:03 PM  
Once I had sex, and she cried and said that she felt like a whore. I said "You shouldn't feel like a whore, I haven't paid you."

The reason why is that we had sex Christmas morning before exchanging gifts. She felt bad, cried and said that she felt like a whore for having sex on Jesus's birthday. That was the first woman that I was engaged to. The second one, I told her that story and she banged me just so she could be the type of whore who farks on Jesus's birthday.

Second fiancee was also the last woman I was with who was a Christian.
 
2012-11-10 10:47:12 PM  
It's just the ugly ones. You know, the ones who wake up the next morning and notice the gnawed-off arm they fell asleep on the night before.
 
2012-11-10 10:51:29 PM  
Is it weird for a guy to get more satisfaction in their lover being pleased than the actual act of himself releasing?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you know.
 
2012-11-10 10:53:20 PM  

Great Janitor: Once I had sex.

Sorry..that was a CSB..

 
2012-11-10 10:55:48 PM  

BronyMedic: Is it weird for a guy to get more satisfaction in their lover being pleased than the actual act of himself releasing?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you know.


Only if he uses words like satisfaction and releasing.
 
2012-11-10 10:56:35 PM  

sid2112: toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.

If you have the energy to do a victory lap you're doing it wrong.


Not really a lap, it's more of a stroll
 
2012-11-10 10:59:19 PM  

Marcintosh: sid2112: toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.

If you have the energy to do a victory lap you're doing it wrong.

Not really a lap, it's more of a stroll


If you really want to impress..I recommend the 'Victory Fap'
 
2012-11-10 11:01:28 PM  

LDM90: Only if he uses words like satisfaction and releasing.


Well, I'm trying to be more articulate and cultured than saying "What if the guy don't like to cum?"
 
2012-11-10 11:26:42 PM  

Smackledorfer: TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)

Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.


Damn, what are the odds you two would run into each other again here on Fark?
 
2012-11-10 11:45:35 PM  
Hey, I haven't had sex with that many women.


/i guess when i tell them i have 8 inches, i should mention, it's only an inch long.
 
2012-11-10 11:55:51 PM  
I'm thinking they are not really liking the person who happened to be farking them.
 
2012-11-10 11:58:38 PM  

CT_Kirk: I didn't know so many farkers were sexually active.


Oh yeah. The Lothario's of Fark always turn out for these threads.
 
2012-11-11 12:10:59 AM  
Ladies are you depressed? Call me. I can help.
 
2012-11-11 12:13:43 AM  
You know what the problem is? Some women have to be farked gently

/amiright?
//ladies, I'm gentle
 
2012-11-11 12:28:52 AM  

Marcintosh: sid2112: toraque: Well, to be honest, I HAVE kind of notcied this response when I do my post-coitius airhorn blast and 'V for victory' lap around the bedroom.

If you have the energy to do a victory lap you're doing it wrong.

Not really a lap, it's more of a stroll


Perhaps a slow crawl.
 
2012-11-11 12:30:46 AM  

Slam1263: Hey, I haven't had sex with that many women.


/i guess when i tell them i have 8 inches, i should mention, it's only an inch long.


I like to call it "fun size".
 
2012-11-11 12:42:29 AM  
I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.
 
2012-11-11 12:43:02 AM  
Well, my wife never feels depressed, that's for sure.
 
2012-11-11 12:48:00 AM  

zamboni: That's cute that they think we care.


That's cute that you think that's funny.
 
2012-11-11 12:48:10 AM  

No Time To Explain: Some women have to be farked gently


3.bp.blogspot.com

/Hot like the fiery place.
 
2012-11-11 12:51:30 AM  
I'm thinking their partners aren't getting the job done.
 
2012-11-11 01:00:17 AM  
'Depressed' is the wrong word as it refers to a long-term, clinical condition. 'Melancholy' would be a more appropriate term.

That said, I have never observed this as I am nearly insensate when I sleep.
 
2012-11-11 01:09:42 AM  

phrawgh: I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.


Yes, exactly. Every day when my master comes home from work I greet him with a smile and a sammich, and wearing no clothing.

After he eats his sammich (that I make exactly the way he expects), he bends me over the kitchen counter and puts his glory stick in my naughty place. I don't mind because this only lasts a few minutes and gives me time to think about my daily list of chores that I still need to complete.

I love my master, like any good Christian woman should, even when be spanks me for touching myself in my naughty place when he isn't home.
 
2012-11-11 01:20:06 AM  

Indypendy: even when be spanks me for touching myself in my naughty place when he isn't home.


Oh, come on, you know that's your favorite part. Or else you'd quit causing him to need to do it.
 
2012-11-11 01:28:20 AM  

untaken_name: Indypendy: even when be spanks me for touching myself in my naughty place when he isn't home.

Oh, come on, you know that's your favorite part. Or else you'd quit causing him to need to do it.


Sshhhh just don't tell master that.
 
2012-11-11 01:33:05 AM  
The post-orgasmic chill
 
2012-11-11 01:36:59 AM  

phrawgh: I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.


Holy Crap you're here too.
Alllllways watching you Wazowski
 
2012-11-11 01:46:09 AM  
One in three? Must be my gal.

Also, is it wrong for a man to cry after sex? Before? During?
 
2012-11-11 01:56:09 AM  
Interestingly enough 0 out of 10,000,000 men feel depressed after making love.
 
2012-11-11 02:10:02 AM  
FTFA 'We want to gain a better understanding of women's experience following consensual sex,' he said.

No dude, we want to roll over and have a good nights sleep
 
2012-11-11 02:11:32 AM  

kxs401: I've internalized waaaay too much catholic guilt to feel good about enjoying anything. So if there are any men here I wouldn't enjoy sex with, EIP.


I really should have foreseen how this would turn out.
 
2012-11-11 02:14:49 AM  
"The tremendous anticipation of sexual love and the shame in this anticipation spoil any sense of perspective in women from the start." - Nietzsche.

So in other words, one in three women suffer from religious parents who've drilled it into their heads that they're supposed to feel bad about enjoying sex.

Suggested therapy: Find a copy of said religious text, tear it into shreds, and have the kinkiest sex imaginable on top of it until you get your priorities straight. Then tell any male who calls you a slut to go screw himself because no else is going to.
 
2012-11-11 02:42:48 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: After meeting their husbands, I can see why.



From the Wikipedia article about Florynce Kennedy, probably best-known nowadays for her famous abortion quote ("If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."):

Kennedy traveled the lecture circuit with writer Gloria Steinem. If a man asked the pair if they were lesbians - a stereotype of feminists at the time - Kennedy would quote Ti-Grace Atkinson and answer, "Are you my alternative?"
 
2012-11-11 02:47:43 AM  

FunkOut: ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.

Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?


userserve-ak.last.fm

Retractability is the first step to detachability.
 
2012-11-11 02:58:38 AM  
.333? Those are hall of fame numbers.

/below Mendoza line
//with a c+ for effort
 
2012-11-11 03:02:03 AM  
Not when I Fark 'em they don't! That must only be when their lovers don't have any muscles.
 
2012-11-11 03:24:35 AM  

Buffet: Not when I Fark 'em they don't! That must only be when their lovers don't have any muscles.


Link

Study showing muscle mass in men correlates to sexual satisfaction in women
 
2012-11-11 03:48:21 AM  

SpaceBison: That's how I like 'em. Naked and crying.


that's amazing! That's exactly how I like my coffee.
 
2012-11-11 06:01:12 AM  

Porous Horace: One in three? Must be my gal.
Also, is it wrong for a man to cry after sex? Before? During?


Doesn't matter how far I've gotten, I start crying as soon as the pepper spray gets in my eyes.
 
2012-11-11 06:04:29 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Well, my wife never feels depressed, that's for sure.


Hmm, About once every three times she does.
 
2012-11-11 06:10:55 AM  
Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love.
Ah! That's what I'm doing wrong! Fine. Every time from now on no more than two women.
 
2012-11-11 06:13:34 AM  
Well, I guess depression is a step up from sputtered, incredulous laughter the moment I drop my trousers?

/it's the Superman Underoos, isn't it?
//DON'T JUDGE ME!
 
2012-11-11 07:46:52 AM  
Your mom certainly did.
 
2012-11-11 08:09:07 AM  
My wife feels depressed 1/3 of the time also, but she is depressed 100% of the time when it is with me.
 
2012-11-11 08:27:24 AM  

kxs401: kxs401: I've internalized waaaay too much catholic guilt to feel good about enjoying anything. So if there are any men here I wouldn't enjoy sex with, EIP.

I really should have foreseen how this would turn out.


Shame on you for melting down gmail. You could have at least given them some warning ya know.
 
2012-11-11 09:25:24 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Buffet: Not when I Fark 'em they don't! That must only be when their lovers don't have any muscles.

Link

Study showing muscle mass in men correlates to sexual satisfaction in women


I rest my case! Jerry Seinfeld has no muscles. You'll notice there's no mention of Elaine faking with Patrick Warburton.
 
2012-11-11 09:51:28 AM  
2 of 3 love cream pie surprises.
 
2012-11-11 09:54:06 AM  
Probably because the guy really didn't buy her something sparkley and useless after like he promised.
 
2012-11-11 10:41:54 AM  

kxs401: kxs401: I've internalized waaaay too much catholic guilt to feel good about enjoying anything. So if there are any men here I wouldn't enjoy sex with, EIP.

I really should have foreseen how this would turn out.


*profile check*

How you doin'?
 
2012-11-11 10:45:49 AM  

TexanBoy: Smackledorfer: TexanBoy: I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)

Yes she is truly a terror to be fled from.

Asshole. You don't need to take all the troubles of the world on yourself, but a little empathy is nice.

I was totally empathetic, if not confused. For me sex is a fun activity, and not meant to be taken too seriously and reservedly. But when someone doesn't wanna talk about what's going on, they don't wanna talk about it. I'm not gonna make somebody bare their soul to me when they're clamming up, sorry. And if I'm not in a relationship with this girl, should I force her to emote all over a one night stand?

I suppose I could have written that last post better. I didn't run out the door, nor was I kicked out, but it was clear that we weren't exactly gonna have a lot to talk about besides the weather...


Maybe I'm misreading your post:

'She didn't open up her biggest issues to you on the day you picked her up, and her inability to put out on the first date means you want nothing to do with her ever again and will stay as far away as possible.'

But you feel bad, so you are totally an empathetic and caring guy, right? That's a hard pill to swallow my friend.
 
2012-11-11 11:11:06 AM  

Bucky Katt: Ladies are you depressed? Call me. I can help.


WIE
 
2012-11-11 11:20:09 AM  

Evenbiggerknickers: Bucky Katt: Ladies are you depressed? Call me. I can help.

WIE


BIE?
 
2012-11-11 11:22:56 AM  
No one seems to have picked up on the detail that this was an Australian study.

I'm personally claiming credit for this!
 
2012-11-11 11:31:27 AM  
Infamous?! BIE? EIP.
 
2012-11-11 11:45:17 AM  
Why is this news? Guys do, too. It's the reason why we want to go to sleep right afterwards. Our body releases endorphins and neurotransmitters, and, when they go away, you feel bad for a bit. It goes away with a little sleep or if you wait a little bit.

The only new information is that people used to think women didn't have this problem, since they can have sex right again afterwards, while guys can't
 
2012-11-11 12:20:02 PM  
Is this part of a fill_in_the_blank quiz?...

_ When girls get the big O, girls fall asleep right after sex.
(hint: just like guys do)
_ So, those 33 girls out of 100 are depressed & awake because they didn't have an ________.

/and they mean a -real- O, not the pre-orgasmic tremors that some guys think are orgasms.
//her skin gets pinker & sweatier, her n's are up & dark, she closes her eyes, moves a lot, makes noise, etc.
///but biggest sign it wasn't a real O?... if she wants to chat after sex
 
2012-11-11 12:26:25 PM  

trlkly: Guys do, too. It's the reason why we want to go to sleep right afterwards. Our body releases endorphins and neurotransmitters, and, when they go away, you feel bad for a bit. It goes away with a little sleep or if you wait a little bit.


I have never felt depressed after jerking off, let alone after sex. Obviously I come down from my endorphin high, but that isn't the same as feeling depressed.
 
2012-11-11 01:04:44 PM  

Porous Horace: One in three? Must be my gal.

Also, is it wrong for a man to cry after sex? Before? During?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net 

Well, that's never happened before...
 
2012-11-11 01:49:10 PM  
Am I the only person who caught this?

FTFA:

More than 200 young women were quizzed on life between the sheets and 33 per cent reported feeling depressed after sex at some point in their lives.

Um... yeah well like that time I got super drunk and nailed that nasty chick from the bar, yeah I felt depressed too. Where's my lollipop?

From another article:

"It seems that 32.9 percent of women had this issue at one point in their life and 10 percent of those declared that they have been struggling with the issue many times or most of the time in their life."

Funny, that basically jibes with the general incidence of depression out there. In other words, depressed people feel depressed, whether they're post-screwing or making pancakes.
 
2012-11-11 02:55:24 PM  

jcasetnl: In other words, depressed people feel depressed, whether they're post-screwing or making pancakes.


Is it wrong for a grown man to cry when making pancakes?
While wearing construction boots but otherwise dressed as a ballerina?

/asking for a friend
 
2012-11-11 03:21:20 PM  
They should swallow more.
 
2012-11-11 09:44:54 PM  

the801: yeah, i used to bang lesbians. maybe 1 in 3 got depressed, and the rest just got kind of philosophical.

but i got tired of depression in the morning, so i started doing only schizophrenics. if they get depressed you can't even tell, because they're too busy hiding from the aliens. you know what keeps the aliens away? anal. freaky anal, not normal anal. yeah.


Genius.
 
2012-11-11 10:49:04 PM  
That is because they haven't met SHANE DIESEL!!!
 
2012-11-12 12:08:58 AM  

nanim: Is this part of a fill_in_the_blank quiz?...

_ When girls get the big O, girls fall asleep right after sex. (hint: just like guys do)
_ So, those 33 girls out of 100 are depressed & awake because they didn't have an ________.

/and they mean a -real- O, not the pre-orgasmic tremors that some guys think are orgasms.
//her skin gets pinker & sweatier, her n's are up & dark, she closes her eyes, moves a lot, makes noise, etc.
///but biggest sign it wasn't a real O?... if she wants to chat after sex


That third slashie is life-changingly excellent advice to literally millions of men.
 
2012-11-12 12:26:51 AM  

eventhelosers: Genius.


zumacafe.files.wordpress.com

i know you are but what am i?
 
2012-11-13 08:39:28 PM  

the801: eventhelosers: Genius.

[zumacafe.files.wordpress.com image 768x1024]

i know you are but what am i?


Holy fark that thing is creepy...
 
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