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(Daily Mail)   Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 168
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2012-11-10 05:56:24 PM  
They never learn.
 
2012-11-10 06:05:19 PM  
Hard to believe I've slept with that many.
 
2012-11-10 06:22:14 PM  
Turn that frown upside down, jizzbucket.
 
2012-11-10 06:28:54 PM  
that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.
 
2012-11-10 06:30:15 PM  
Wait, you mean two of them were actually HAPPY? WooHoo!!!!!
 
2012-11-10 06:47:25 PM  
How many were depressed before making love? Or during?
 
2012-11-10 06:55:53 PM  
After meeting their husbands, I can see why.
 
2012-11-10 07:10:29 PM  
I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.
 
2012-11-10 07:10:47 PM  
Only one in three?
 
2012-11-10 07:16:40 PM  
Well duh. Have you seen what some women's husbands become with age?
 
2012-11-10 07:18:33 PM  
Can't say I haven't ever.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:15 PM  
Give then a bag of gold, and they'll biatch about the bag.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:22 PM  
Was it the mushroom stamp? Was that the final move that went too far?
 
2012-11-10 07:20:43 PM  
Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:52 PM  

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


+1
 
2012-11-10 07:21:39 PM  
Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.
 
2012-11-10 07:21:55 PM  
You have to wait for the Rohipnol to wear off first.
 
2012-11-10 07:22:53 PM  
Look, ladies, I'm sorry I didn't call you again, but there's only so many hours in a day. Plus, to be honest, you weren't that good.
 
2012-11-10 07:23:31 PM  
They should try farking instead. Making love is what they do in romance books and "women's magazines", so it is no wonder they are depressed afterwards. How can we men measure up to such unrealistic expectations?
 
2012-11-10 07:23:54 PM  
If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:37 PM  

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


ManateeGag: that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.


Came to say exactly this. Maybe there are more of us than we thought.
 
2012-11-10 07:25:43 PM  

Ambivalence: I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.


Some people have neurochemical/neurological glitches, like the people who get migraines after sex. I read about one guy who would get heart palpitations and vomit because his body couldn't seem to handle the endorphin rush. Poor bastards.
 
2012-11-10 07:25:53 PM  
That sounds low, because it seems that more than 1 in 3 men is heavy enough to leave a depression. Or maybe that's just in the US.
 
2012-11-10 07:26:18 PM  
I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)
 
2012-11-10 07:26:31 PM  

NutWrench: Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.


it's probably a chemical thing, not a personality thing. Even people (women or men) who otherwise enjoy sex can experience ennui after the fact.
 
2012-11-10 07:27:26 PM  
1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?
 
2012-11-10 07:28:41 PM  
Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't
 
2012-11-10 07:30:46 PM  

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


Depending on the circumstances, disappointment = why'd I do this (whore complex) = depressed

/ not that I know from experience or anything
// one night stands are usually *very* depressing
 
2012-11-10 07:30:59 PM  
Well, stop banging douchebags.
 
2012-11-10 07:31:08 PM  
3 outta 3 point and lauigh at me...
 
2012-11-10 07:31:25 PM  

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


One was depressed, the other two were disappointed.
 
2012-11-10 07:31:43 PM  

Therion: Only one in three?


It would be much higher, but I haven't gotten laid in a while...
 
2012-11-10 07:32:32 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


Quiet! You'll ruin my game.
 
2012-11-10 07:32:37 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't


This is, in the military, inevitably followed up by "the walk of shame" as you try to get her out of your room and out of the barracks and into a taxi before the Sunday morning crowd gets out of bed and heads down to the messhall for breakfast.
 
2012-11-10 07:34:48 PM  
It's usually the third one.

The early bird catches the worm.
 
2012-11-10 07:36:53 PM  
What per cent of women feel depressed before making love? One in three sounds pretty low.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:20 PM  
Beats my average.

*sigh*
 
2012-11-10 07:37:47 PM  
Depressed? I would assume they would be happy that they were untied at least.
 
2012-11-10 07:39:59 PM  
Ladies, just remember, me and my "Ol' Avenger" can cure your blues.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:09 PM  

cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.


This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:29 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


You shut your whore mouth, you "nice guy"...
 
2012-11-10 07:41:08 PM  
Wait, since when are 1 in 3 women lesbians? My dating odds may have just improved.
 
2012-11-10 07:42:57 PM  
1 in 3 are married?
AMIRITE?
 
2012-11-10 07:43:20 PM  
On the bright side, at least they have their daddy right there to comfort them.

/Hell, who am I kidding??? Women with daddy issues are the BEST.

//Just not the best for anything long term.

///Them girls got the crazy eyes

////And the crazy mentality that goes along with it.
 
2012-11-10 07:44:27 PM  
Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.
 
2012-11-10 07:45:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.

Quiet! You'll ruin my game.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-10 07:46:51 PM  
It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.
 
2012-11-10 07:47:15 PM  
I've also found that 1 in 3 women don't know how to make me a proper sammich on their way out. I suspect this is directly related to their depression.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:11 PM  

ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.


Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?
 
2012-11-10 07:50:39 PM  
yeah, i used to bang lesbians. maybe 1 in 3 got depressed, and the rest just got kind of philosophical.

but i got tired of depression in the morning, so i started doing only schizophrenics. if they get depressed you can't even tell, because they're too busy hiding from the aliens. you know what keeps the aliens away? anal. freaky anal, not normal anal. yeah.
 
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