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(Buzzfeed)   Seven places raisins don't belong. Yes, yes, relax, "cookies" is on the list   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-10 07:33:20 PM  
6 votes:
If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.
2012-11-10 07:42:03 PM  
5 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2012-11-10 06:56:11 PM  
5 votes:
On my turntable.

i176.photobucket.com
2012-11-10 05:42:36 PM  
5 votes:
Never try to cram more than seven raisins up your nose.
2012-11-10 07:57:58 PM  
3 votes:
10. Ears
9. Navel
8. Nostrils
7. Tucked under belly fat.
6. Anus
5. Eyes
4. Weaved into hair
3. Vagina
2. Dickhole
1. Chili
2012-11-10 07:48:13 PM  
3 votes:
I stick raisins and cayenne pepper in my coleslaw. The result is I get to eat all the coleslaw. Mwa hah hah!
2012-11-10 07:45:25 PM  
3 votes:

Genju: [t0.gstatic.com image 195x259]


So much this.

It's not that I dislike oatmeal raisin cookies.

It's that I hate that icy cold dagger in my back for making me think I was getting chocolate chip.

RAISINS BETRAY!
2012-11-10 07:42:04 PM  
3 votes:

had98c: Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.


You will be first against the wall, my friend.
2012-11-10 09:02:56 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-10 08:58:04 PM  
2 votes:

valkore: Oatmeal chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich. Hand dipped ice cream, spread to order on freshly baked cookies. Sex in da mouf.


Is that what it's supposed to taste like?? Man, I have really been sucking the wrong dicks.
2012-11-10 08:57:04 PM  
2 votes:

reubendaley: Who knew dried grapes could be so divisive?

I've had an inkling of this for a few years since I threw some raisins into a homemade apple pie that I baked and brought to an office thanksgiving lunch. Several of the ladies in attendance reacted violently to the idea. In my experience, most people that don't like a particular dish simply don't eat it. I didn't expect expressions of disgust.

I guess either you like 'em or you don't. Sweet, wierd little lumps.


When the history of the fall of the United States is written in 2150AD, the historians and archeologists will discover that it was not liberal -vs- conservative, nor collectivist -vs- libertarian, not Democrat -vs- Republican that led to 300,000,000 dead and smoking, slagged ruins where cities once stood. No, they will discover that the culprit was The Raisin Wars.
2012-11-10 08:51:28 PM  
2 votes:
Who knew dried grapes could be so divisive?

I've had an inkling of this for a few years since I threw some raisins into a homemade apple pie that I baked and brought to an office thanksgiving lunch. Several of the ladies in attendance reacted violently to the idea. In my experience, most people that don't like a particular dish simply don't eat it. I didn't expect expressions of disgust.

I guess either you like 'em or you don't. Sweet, wierd little lumps.
2012-11-10 08:25:42 PM  
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: 10. Ears
9. Navel
8. Nostrils
7. Tucked under belly fat.
6. Anus
5. Eyes
4. Weaved into hair
3. Vagina
2. Dickhole
1. Chili


Dude..... I take exception to #7! It's like discovering a treasure there!
2012-11-10 08:22:41 PM  
2 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wow, I just had a raisin cookie that i thought was chocolate chip about ten seconds before this went green.

/it was gross.


This. I've been burned by this too many times. Now I circle around a plate of "chocolate chip" cookies for a good 30 secs before I take a bite. I sniff, examine, I might even poke. I look like a wolf that just found a slice of prime rib laying in the middle of the forest.

I won't be hurt again!
SfK
2012-11-10 07:50:43 PM  
2 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
2012-11-10 07:38:04 PM  
2 votes:
Phew, they still belong up my ass
2012-11-10 07:35:03 PM  
2 votes:
Election season apparently got the best of me, I read that as "racists."
2012-11-11 02:48:58 AM  
1 votes:
There's not nearly enough raisins in this trail mix!

/Said no one ever
2012-11-11 12:07:36 AM  
1 votes:
So, a lot of people on fark are backwards, un-sophisticated, never-developed-an-adult-taste-bud-in-their-lives, basement dwellers from Bumfark, USA. And want to be funny about it. We get it.
2012-11-10 10:47:13 PM  
1 votes:
images.picturesdepot.com

mmii.info "Yeah, that's what kids want with their chocolate -- fruit."
2012-11-10 10:07:23 PM  
1 votes:
Raisins are an abomination against nature. There is nothing that can render those disgustingly saccharine vile nuggets edible, as is evidenced by the following:
"No matter how long you hold it in your mouth, it never turns back into a grape."
obscure?
2012-11-10 09:23:05 PM  
1 votes:

dugitman: optikeye: Chicken Salad.

God I hate that.


Thirded.

Also:

kstp.com

Grapes and apples? F*ck you. That's not chicken salad, that's fruit salad with chicken.
2012-11-10 08:50:58 PM  
1 votes:

Spiralmonkey: Porous Horace: Raisins in (the right) curry is great.
Also on (the right) curry-style pizza.

You sound like the kind of sick puppy who thinks its OK to put pineapple on pizza too. There is no place for fruit on pizza, not even in Hawaii. Maybe possibly in hell...


WHAT? What is your Damage? Hawaiian Delight (Canadian bacon and pineapple) pizza is TEH BOMB.

Almost as divine as shrimp and onion.

Last night we celebrated something and went to Mongolian BBQ, Had pork with pineapple in one of the bowls (I had 6 bowls). I thought the lady running the place was gonna go John Pinette on me Link
2012-11-10 08:43:52 PM  
1 votes:
Several youths were arrested for burning down a vineyard. The judge let them off. He said it was just an example of raisin' hell.

Sorry.
2012-11-10 08:16:31 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: 10. Ears
9. Navel
8. Nostrils
7. Tucked under belly fat.
6. Anus
5. Eyes
4. Weaved into hair
3. Vagina
2. Dickhole
1. Chili


So... you'd rather have raisins in the dickhole than in chili?

/interesting concept, penile suppositories I guess
//make sure you wash 'em both before and after
2012-11-10 08:15:44 PM  
1 votes:
I just realized... it's Saturday night and I'm sitting around chatting about raisins...
2012-11-10 08:10:21 PM  
1 votes:

Fark Me Runnin: When fruit goes bad, you are supposed to throw it away.

Same with milk/cream.


What about grapes? Or malted barley?
2012-11-10 08:04:22 PM  
1 votes:

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


In some oatmeal cookies. A coworker's roommate made the most amazing cookies. Good enough that we convinced her to bake several batches for money. I'm not normally an oatmeal raisin cookie kind of guy but I would have knocked my grandma down for a batch of those. And my grandma would have understood.
2012-11-10 07:59:02 PM  
1 votes:

had98c: NewportBarGuy: If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.

Nice. We Godwinned a thread about raisins.

They belong in bread and cereal that's it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.


Mein Führer! I can walk!
2012-11-10 07:57:50 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: What needs to be examined here is not: "why are raisins so disgusting?" but rather: "what is wrong with you people that think delicious and nutritious raisins are disgusting?"


It's not the Middle Ages anymore, I can get my fruit fresh.
2012-11-10 07:55:18 PM  
1 votes:
mouth
2012-11-10 07:54:03 PM  
1 votes:
The sun?
2012-11-10 07:49:26 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, I just had a raisin cookie that i thought was chocolate chip about ten seconds before this went green.

/it was gross.
2012-11-10 07:49:13 PM  
1 votes:
My mother used to call raisins "nature's candy".

I hate them so much.
2012-11-10 07:47:53 PM  
1 votes:
My mom used to make carrot and raisin salad. This is the most ungodly combination know to all cuisine.
I would never get past more than one bite before my brain shut down and I froze up at the table. It haunts my dreams to this day.

fark YOU CARROT AND RAISIN SALAD!!! fark YOU!!!
2012-11-10 07:43:08 PM  
1 votes:
Fark you, raisins are delicious, even in cookies.
2012-11-10 07:40:08 PM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.


Nice. We Godwinned a thread about raisins.

They belong in bread and cereal that's it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.
2012-11-10 06:22:01 PM  
1 votes:
What needs to be examined here is not: "why are raisins so disgusting?" but rather: "what is wrong with you people that think delicious and nutritious raisins are disgusting?"
 
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