MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rollsThis cannot be thised enough
traylor: Well, fark you then. Raisins are the best things that a grapes can turn into.TEAM RAISINS!
Coming on a Bicycle: So, a lot of people on fark are backwards, un-sophisticated, never-developed-an-adult-taste-bud-in-their-lives, basement dwellers from Bumfark, USA. And want to be funny about it. We get it.
stainedglassdoll: Frozen green grapes is one of my favorite summer snacks.
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: RodneyToady: On my turntable.[i176.photobucket.com image 800x600]Do you remember when they first came out with that ad? Roundly condemned in ubet-lib butthurt circles as racist. This was almost as stupid as the outrage over the racist Jar Jar Binks.As for raisons, Waldorf Salad, YES.
valkore: Enigmamf: I swear sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who makes oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips LIKE GOD INTENDED.No, you're not the only one:[www.potbelly.com image 336x171]Oatmeal chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich. Hand dipped ice cream, spread to order on freshly baked cookies. Sex in da mouf.
optikeye: Chicken Salad.
Dallymo: I like raisins by themselves or in savory things: couscous, salads, pork chops with apples and raisins, stuffing, curry chicken salad...I don't like raisins in sweet things except cinnamon raisin bread, and I especially hate them in cookies. The oatmeal raisin cookie is not the worst cookie, but it is the most disappointing cookie because its appearance suggests that it might be the best cookie, the chocolate chip cookie.Also, no nuts in cookies. Or brownies. No. Wrong and bad./I may have some control issues about food.//I make Chex mix with wheat Chex, butter, worcestershire sauce, Tabasco and seasoned salt. Nothing else. Yes, it's "mix"--I mix the wheat Chex with the other stuff.
ukexpat: However, they *do* belong in Coronation Chicken.
Andulamb: Don't like it? Tough.
Psycoholic_Slag: My mom used to make carrot and raisin salad. This is the most ungodly combination know to all cuisine.I would never get past more than one bite before my brain shut down and I froze up at the table. It haunts my dreams to this day.fark YOU CARROT AND RAISIN SALAD!!! fark YOU!!!
FunkOut: BobSGA: Meatballs. Apparently a semi-common thing among some Italians, of which my wife is one. Mmm, semi-rehydrated grapes...Jesus Christ, do they suck.Da fuq? Meatballs?
quatchi: Le Bomb Suprize: ...white chocolate chip cookies.Are an abomination./This is gonna be one of those threads, isn't it?
Spiralmonkey: You sound like the kind of sick puppy who thinks its OK to put pineapple on pizza too. There is no place for fruit on pizza, not even in Hawaii. Maybe possibly in hell...
ZeroCorpse: 10. Ears9. Navel8. Nostrils7. Tucked under belly fat.6. Anus5. Eyes4. Weaved into hair3. Vagina2. Dickhole1. Chili
Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls
Enigmamf: I swear sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who makes oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips LIKE GOD INTENDED.Chocolate AND butterscotch, at that...
Rhett Khan: [images.picturesdepot.com image 445x372][mmii.info image 80x80] "Yeah, that's what kids want with their chocolate -- fruit."
TanSau: If I find them in my cookies, cake, oatmeal, bread, or ice cream, I will KILL you.
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