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(Buzzfeed)   Seven places raisins don't belong. Yes, yes, relax, "cookies" is on the list   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 195
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2012-11-10 05:33:42 PM
#8: Cinnamon rolls
 
2012-11-10 05:42:36 PM
Never try to cram more than seven raisins up your nose.
 
2012-11-10 05:50:07 PM
Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.
 
2012-11-10 06:00:52 PM

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


This.

Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls


And this.
 
2012-11-10 06:03:12 PM

Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls


This!
 
2012-11-10 06:13:40 PM
Get your farking hands off my oatmeal raisin cookies!
 
2012-11-10 06:20:19 PM

Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls


This cannot be thised enough
 
2012-11-10 06:22:01 PM
What needs to be examined here is not: "why are raisins so disgusting?" but rather: "what is wrong with you people that think delicious and nutritious raisins are disgusting?"
 
2012-11-10 06:32:56 PM
Chicken Salad.
 
2012-11-10 06:48:05 PM

optikeye: Chicken Salad.


God I hate that. 
 
2012-11-10 06:56:11 PM
On my turntable.

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2012-11-10 07:06:37 PM

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


If I must use raisins, I use sultanas soaked in rum.

Otherwise I use dried cherries instead.

In fact you can safely replace anything that calls for raisins with dried cherries, and you'll lead a much happier life.
 
2012-11-10 07:11:45 PM

Marcus Aurelius: unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.

If I must use raisins, I use sultanas soaked in rum.

Otherwise I use dried cherries instead.

In fact you can safely replace anything that calls for raisins with dried cherries, and you'll lead a much happier life.


Dried cranberries in cookies are pretty tasty too.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:51 PM

costermonger: Get your farking hands off my oatmeal raisin cookies!


THIS.

I would like to toss two more entrants for Fark's consideration into this "places raisins don't belong" debate.

1) Salads. 2) Stuffing.

Seriously, people need to stop doing that.
 
2012-11-10 07:26:36 PM
Oh, just noticed we already did salads. NM.

Places raisins do belong?

Raisin bran cereal, of course, oatmeal and raisin cookies as previously discussed and the very best place to find a raisin in the entire world is inside a butter tart.

/Canadian thang, y'all.
 
2012-11-10 07:29:43 PM
Hermits are delicious.

www.rachelleb.com
 
2012-11-10 07:33:20 PM
If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.
 
2012-11-10 07:35:03 PM
Election season apparently got the best of me, I read that as "racists."
 
2012-11-10 07:38:04 PM
Phew, they still belong up my ass
 
2012-11-10 07:38:44 PM
Raisins are awesome and you should feel bad!
 
2012-11-10 07:40:08 PM

NewportBarGuy: If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.


Nice. We Godwinned a thread about raisins.

They belong in bread and cereal that's it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:45 PM
"You're like a Sultana in a salad"

/obscure?
 
2012-11-10 07:41:39 PM

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


Seriously!!!!! How in the flying Fark are you going to have an oatmeal cookie without raisins in the thing?!? Blehhhh. That's like a chocolate chip cookie full of shiat!
 
2012-11-10 07:42:03 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-10 07:42:04 PM

had98c: Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.


You will be first against the wall, my friend.
 
2012-11-10 07:43:08 PM
Fark you, raisins are delicious, even in cookies.
 
2012-11-10 07:44:10 PM
What's with this Twitter crap in between the list numbers? Maybe I'm just noticing it now.
 
2012-11-10 07:45:24 PM
moroccan lamb stew
 
2012-11-10 07:45:25 PM

Genju: [t0.gstatic.com image 195x259]


So much this.

It's not that I dislike oatmeal raisin cookies.

It's that I hate that icy cold dagger in my back for making me think I was getting chocolate chip.

RAISINS BETRAY!
 
2012-11-10 07:45:36 PM
Meatballs. Apparently a semi-common thing among some Italians, of which my wife is one. Mmm, semi-rehydrated grapes...Jesus Christ, do they suck.
 
2012-11-10 07:45:45 PM

Porous Horace: "You're like a Sultana in a salad"

/obscure?


Don't be thick.

/^_^
 
2012-11-10 07:46:38 PM
Warm, fresh from the oven oatmeal raisin cookies are a thing of comfort and joy on a cold day. Likewise rum and raisin cookies. Inside a baked apple? Absolutely. Orange and raisin cinnamon loaf is heavenly. Apple strudel? Yup. Rum and raisin ice cream too, but never, never ever EVER in curry. That's just evil.
 
2012-11-10 07:46:59 PM
However, they *do* belong in Coronation Chicken.
 
2012-11-10 07:47:53 PM
My mom used to make carrot and raisin salad. This is the most ungodly combination know to all cuisine.
I would never get past more than one bite before my brain shut down and I froze up at the table. It haunts my dreams to this day.

fark YOU CARROT AND RAISIN SALAD!!! fark YOU!!!
 
2012-11-10 07:48:13 PM
I stick raisins and cayenne pepper in my coleslaw. The result is I get to eat all the coleslaw. Mwa hah hah!
 
2012-11-10 07:49:13 PM
My mother used to call raisins "nature's candy".

I hate them so much.
 
2012-11-10 07:49:26 PM
Wow, I just had a raisin cookie that i thought was chocolate chip about ten seconds before this went green.

/it was gross.
 
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2012-11-10 07:50:43 PM
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2012-11-10 07:50:45 PM

NewportBarGuy: had98c: Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.

You will be first against the wall, my friend.


I have your back NewportBarGuy. Me and macadamia nut and white chocolate chip cookies.
 
2012-11-10 07:51:57 PM
Unless they are sugar coated and in a cereal, razins should not exist!!!

If I find them in my cookies, cake, oatmeal, bread, or ice cream, I will KILL you.

(don't get me started about sprinkles)
 
2012-11-10 07:52:33 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: ...white chocolate chip cookies.


Are an abomination.

/This is gonna be one of those threads, isn't it?
 
2012-11-10 07:53:44 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: My mom used to make carrot and raisin salad. This is the most ungodly combination know to all cuisine.
I would never get past more than one bite before my brain shut down and I froze up at the table. It haunts my dreams to this day.

fark YOU CARROT AND RAISIN SALAD!!! fark YOU!!!


Naw, I still say Waldorf salad is the worst. Who the hell tries to serve that to a 7 year old?
 
2012-11-10 07:54:03 PM
The sun?
 
2012-11-10 07:55:18 PM
mouth
 
2012-11-10 07:56:55 PM

BobSGA: Meatballs. Apparently a semi-common thing among some Italians, of which my wife is one. Mmm, semi-rehydrated grapes...Jesus Christ, do they suck.


Da fuq? Meatballs?
 
2012-11-10 07:57:10 PM
I swear sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who makes oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips LIKE GOD INTENDED.

Chocolate AND butterscotch, at that...
 
2012-11-10 07:57:50 PM

Shostie: What needs to be examined here is not: "why are raisins so disgusting?" but rather: "what is wrong with you people that think delicious and nutritious raisins are disgusting?"


It's not the Middle Ages anymore, I can get my fruit fresh.
 
2012-11-10 07:57:58 PM
10. Ears
9. Navel
8. Nostrils
7. Tucked under belly fat.
6. Anus
5. Eyes
4. Weaved into hair
3. Vagina
2. Dickhole
1. Chili
 
2012-11-10 07:59:02 PM

had98c: NewportBarGuy: If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.

Nice. We Godwinned a thread about raisins.

They belong in bread and cereal that's it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.


Mein Führer! I can walk!
 
2012-11-10 07:59:34 PM
Here's the thing folks. RAISINS ARE FKN TERRIBLE. So yea.
 
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