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2012-11-10 06:41:24 PM
So... I wonder if Ms. Gomez is looking for a rebound and is willing to settle for guy in his mid thirties...

i'm asking for a friend, of course.
 
2012-11-10 07:14:51 PM
Does this have something to do with tom cruise being available?
 
2012-11-10 07:20:37 PM
I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.
 
2012-11-10 07:29:12 PM
This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.
 
2012-11-10 07:38:29 PM
I wonder if it makes the "journalists" at Entertainment Weekly feel sad or empty when they realize they spend so much time, effort, and energy keeping close tabs and making notes about minor details in the relationship of a couple young teenagers.

I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.
 
2012-11-10 07:43:13 PM

ZeroCorpse: I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.


We can tell how all sorts of pathetic you think it is because you don't get paid anything to post about it, and yet you still do.
 
2012-11-10 07:54:20 PM
I guess Selena is over her lesbian phase.
 
2012-11-10 07:57:22 PM

I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-10 07:59:14 PM

I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.




i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-10 08:02:46 PM
This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

Hey, that looks like it is working. Let me try

My bed had better be full of Selena Gomez when I get back.
 
2012-11-10 08:03:41 PM

BigLuca: I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.


Exactly, she got tired of always wearing the strap on.
 
2012-11-10 08:08:23 PM
As a long time follower of whoever the fark they are I'm farking devastated over this news. Farkers need to unite to reunite this relevant couple! Hell I'm even willing to sign the petition for Louisiana to cecede if they are a couple again. This directly affects my life of living vicariously and my masturbating as I'm sure it does everyone elses. It's time to make a stand. Thank you all in advance for your help.
 
2012-11-10 08:10:48 PM
Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!
i.dailymail.co.uk

Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....
i.dailymail.co.uk

Then he actually took this one out on a date......
i.dailymail.co.uk

So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.
 
2012-11-10 08:12:05 PM

steamingpile: BigLuca: I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.

Exactly, she got tired of always wearing the strap on.


You've been reading my dream book again haven't you?
 
2012-11-10 08:20:39 PM
As a comfortably hetero male Farker who will never garner Bieber a single cent, I truly hope we, as a society, reach a point where the future Beibers of the world no longer need to feign interest in women in order to convince prepubescent girls to buy their array of products.
 
2012-11-10 08:21:53 PM

raidersofthelostfark: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

Hey, that looks like it is working. Let me try

My bed had better be full of Selena Gomez when I get back.


I LOL'd...

BTW, cool handle...
 
2012-11-10 08:29:16 PM
The only pussy for Bieber is Usher's.
 
2012-11-10 08:39:19 PM

dahmers love zombie: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.



[i.imgur.com image 494x684]

[i.imgur.com image 480x773]

[i.imgur.com image 480x720]


she has a nice booty
 
2012-11-10 08:47:43 PM
Bieber looks like a female Vanilla Ice to me.
 
2012-11-10 08:52:38 PM
Paging Wellon Dowd...pictures needed in thread, stat!
 
2012-11-10 08:53:37 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


If I were that little bastard I would be the biggest whore in the goddamn world.
 
2012-11-10 09:00:34 PM
According to this Selena gets naked in Spring Breakers.

I will absolutely go see that just for nakey Selena.
 
2012-11-10 09:01:53 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: If I were that little bastard I would be the biggest whore in the goddamn world.


Something, something, while the iron's hot... Something, something, make hay...

What I'm saying is, how many 18 year olds get the chance to basically fark anyone they want, up to and including VS models? Fark 'em all and let god sort em out, kid.
 
2012-11-10 09:02:50 PM

I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.


www.garblenuts.com
 
2012-11-10 09:17:49 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


If that last model's who I think it is, a certain Mr. Statham will be none too pleased to find that out.

/and there would be much rejoicing on that day
//that Complex mag cover would now be considered foreshadowing
///slashies, threes, etc.
 
2012-11-10 09:20:24 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

[www.garblenuts.com image 591x278]


fap?
 
2012-11-10 09:24:07 PM
Hear that boys? She's single!

And so is Selena Gomez.
 
2012-11-10 09:29:57 PM
It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.
 
2012-11-10 09:31:54 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]

Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957]

Then he actually took this one out on a date......
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x472]

So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


Good lord, he managed to get an even worse haircut, and now he looks like Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry". There is so much doucheness in those photos, the scent of Massengil is wafting out my laptop.
 
2012-11-10 09:33:52 PM
he's so pretty.
 
2012-11-10 09:35:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!
 
2012-11-10 09:35:50 PM
In no time at all, poor Justin Bieber will be broken - roaming the aisles of some supermarket trying desperately to conceal a stolen bottle of Smirnoff. Next, a crack habit, and then - the inevitable slide into becoming a chain-smoking transsexual. Selena? Pregnant - seven times; seven men.
 
2012-11-10 09:36:30 PM

assjuice: It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.


that's a bit harsh, what has he ever done to you to deserve that wish
 
2012-11-10 09:45:21 PM

2words1finger: GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!

Pictures like that just reinforce my belief that flip flops should be a privilege, not a right... kinda like spandex.

/seriously, WTF is up with her toes?!?!?
// Gahhh!


how dare she wear flip flops while doing a fashion show where I imagine she changes shoes with every outfit, she really show lace up real shoes in between outfits
 
2012-11-10 09:52:05 PM
She's kinda ugly and looks like a little teenager. Oh, you mean Selena?
 
2012-11-10 09:54:38 PM
theres rumors of beber and that fat young black boy singer who crashed a jetski once having an orgy in south beach a couple years ago. i bet he smashed at least 2 of those victoria secret models. selena is prob gargling vilder valderamma semen as we speak...or john mayer. its a right of passage in holyywod
 
2012-11-10 10:04:27 PM
www.spikednation.com

Is Ecstatic
 
2012-11-10 10:07:32 PM

2words1finger: GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!

Pictures like that just reinforce my belief that flip flops should be a privilege, not a right... kinda like spandex.

/seriously, WTF is up with her toes?!?!?
// Gahhh!


Ridiculous shoes do that.
 
2012-11-10 10:07:35 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


And people ask me why I don't believe in god..
 
2012-11-10 10:09:41 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: According to this Selena gets naked in Spring Breakers.

I will absolutely go see that just for nakey Selena.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU
 
2012-11-10 10:17:34 PM
cbskluc.files.wordpress.com

www.zeibiz.com
 
2012-11-10 10:23:08 PM

bostonowns: theres rumors of beber and that fat young black boy singer who crashed a jetski once having an orgy in south beach a couple years ago. i bet he smashed at least 2 of those victoria secret models. selena is prob gargling vilder valderamma semen as we speak...or john mayer. its a right of passage in holyywod


Sorry, do you speak English?
 
2012-11-10 10:30:45 PM

oi_piss_me_off: he's so pretty.


I knew you were into girls.
 
2012-11-10 10:37:25 PM
This Beiber person must be auditioning to be Tom Cruise's next beard.

/How tall is this Beiber?
 
2012-11-10 10:39:10 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]

Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957]

Then he actually took this one out on a date......
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x472]

So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.

Good lord, he managed to get an even worse haircut, and now he looks like Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry". There is so much doucheness in those photos, the scent of Massengil is wafting out my laptop.


what a horrible life, always having to look so pretty when he should be enjoying these years growing into a man.
 
2012-11-10 10:43:31 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

[www.garblenuts.com image 591x278]


Why don't you have a seat over--
i.imgur.com

Oh, it's Selena Gomez? Carry on.
 
2012-11-10 10:48:01 PM
CSS: At the 2011, Chicago Comic Con, I stayed at the same hotel as Selena Gomez. Apparently she had a concert at a venue across the street from the hotel. I almost went up to her while she was waiting to be picked up with her luggage, because I thought she was a 12 year old girl alone. I thought it was wrong that her parents left her alone with a far amount of people around her. My friend had to tell me who she was, and I was glad that I didn't talk to her. She is short.
 
2012-11-10 10:52:28 PM
Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?
 
2012-11-10 10:53:06 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com 
 
2012-11-10 10:57:45 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?


*Raises hand*

I certainly hopes she looks her age in 15 years.
 
2012-11-10 11:08:15 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com
 
2012-11-10 11:11:21 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?


not at all, it would disturb me if she was 12 and looked/dressed like she was 20.

now if she acts like she is still 12 that would be disturbing.
 
2012-11-10 11:14:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x269][i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]


doesn't look 12 to me
 
2012-11-10 11:26:49 PM
Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.
 
2012-11-10 11:28:49 PM

LectertheChef: Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.


He seems the type who likes to be pissed on. Maybe she peed on him on a nightly basis, NTTAWWT!
 
2012-11-10 11:30:46 PM
Meh. He won't have a career in two years once his fan base grows up and realizes what a twerp he is.

Selena baby, just focus on keeping fit and getting jobs and eventually you'll be a hollywood a-lister.
 
2012-11-10 11:37:52 PM

TwistedFark: Meh. He won't have a career in two years once his fan base grows up and realizes what a twerp he is.

Selena baby, just focus on keeping fit and getting jobs and eventually you'll be a hollywood a-lister.


Psy is going to take his fan-base away way before his fans realize he is a douche. Which is good, because Psy is actually talented for a pop star.
 
2012-11-10 11:41:55 PM

Waldo Pepper: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x269][i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]

doesn't look 12 to me


13 at least
 
2012-11-10 11:42:55 PM
popfiddle.net
 
2012-11-10 11:51:06 PM
So he finally realized he can get an unbelievable variety of non-stop, high-quality sex action, including two chicks at the same time, man?
 
2012-11-10 11:57:08 PM
The one fear I have is that somehow Bieber will pull a Timberlake and end up tapping all sorts of hot Hollywood ass, and I'll be forced to envy him.
 
2012-11-11 12:02:47 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-11 12:05:30 AM
Did anyone say he looks like a girl? Because that would be funny, Someone should make that joke.
 
2012-11-11 12:08:42 AM

Bhruic: The one fear I have is that somehow Bieber will pull a Timberlake and end up tapping all sorts of hot Hollywood ass, and I'll be forced to envy him.


Doubtful for two reasons:

1) Timberlake actually has talent.
2) Have you seen the difference between the two? I'm a straight man and I can admit that Justin Timberlake is godawful hot.
 
2012-11-11 12:17:55 AM

GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!


The one on the right has a pretty big little toe.

/just say'in
 
2012-11-11 12:20:10 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x269][i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]


doesn't look 12 in any of those pics!
 
2012-11-11 01:05:08 AM

TwistedFark:
1) Timberlake actually has talent.
2) Have you seen the difference between the two? I'm a straight man and I can admit that Justin Timberlake is godawful hot.


1) Who would have said that 15 years ago?
2) Who would have said that 15 years ago?
 
2012-11-11 01:24:02 AM
Selena just got dumped by a Bieber for being a jealous harpie. How embarrassing.
 
2012-11-11 01:49:56 AM
How long till taylor swift either dates him for a week and writes a song about what a douche he is or just goes ahead and writes it anyway since she is pals with selena?
Also expect john mayer to slither in and try to soil her. This might also be like those two goofs from the twilight movies trying to crank up some buzz. Do either of these two
have movies or albums coming out?
 
2012-11-11 01:52:02 AM
Selena and Taylor Swift should scissor. For hours.
 
2012-11-11 02:14:37 AM
eh, she's a little girl
he's a young boy

both are playing grown up

call me when their pubes come in.
 
2012-11-11 02:28:44 AM
Selena will be fine. She's got to be the single most well-adjusted product the Disney machine's ever churned out by a country mile. She'll have stable work for a good long time and looks capable of holding down a stable relationship. And if all else fails, she's Taylor Swift's single best friend (and thus has access to some damned good career advice), and as long as Taylor isn't going away, Selena isn't going away either.

Bieber, meanwhile, is growing up way too fast and in the wrong direction. He's running in hip-hop circles he really should not be running in and learning all the wrong lessons from who he's hanging around. He looks fine now, but he really needs to watch himself. (He also runs in Taylor's circle, but chiefly through Selena, so he may or may not have just lost that connection.)

I may or may not be ashamed that I can offer this kind of analysis.
 
2012-11-11 03:11:45 AM
No, no. You're supposed to grow your beard in November.
 
2012-11-11 06:36:03 AM

Gordon Bennett: No, no. You're supposed to grow your beard in November.


Ha!
 
2012-11-11 06:51:12 AM

assjuice: It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.


Wow. That's really ugly.
 
2012-11-11 06:51:47 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 07:03:23 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 800x792]


Are those tree climbing toes?
 
2012-11-11 08:26:29 AM

Clutch2013: Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.

If that last model's who I think it is, a certain Mr. Statham will be none too pleased to find that out.

/and there would be much rejoicing on that day
//that Complex mag cover would now be considered foreshadowing
///slashies, threes, etc.


I would pay to see him go all Lee Christmas on Beiber.
 
2012-11-11 09:00:31 AM

Gordon Bennett: No, no. You're supposed to grow your beard in November.


Gah, I caved on no-shave November last night. Left the moustache, but once the razor is charged up it's gone too.

Shame too. I work outside and was hoping it could help me statly warm. Turns out I have the facial hair pattern of Joe Dirt.
 
2012-11-11 10:39:08 AM
The correct phrase is "shaved off his beard". That is all.
 
2012-11-11 11:03:03 AM

Apos: Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?

*Raises hand*

I certainly hopes she looks her age in 15 years.


What's so bad about looking like 30 at almost 40?
 
2012-11-11 11:07:08 AM
In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

www.eonline.com
 
2012-11-11 11:47:30 AM

assjuice: It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.


I see. Let's explore that, shall we? *starts taking notes*
 
kab
2012-11-11 12:37:59 PM
I don't know how many f*cks above zero we should give, but subby is apparently concerned.
 
2012-11-11 01:43:50 PM

Funbags: ZeroCorpse: I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.

We can tell how all sorts of pathetic you think it is because you don't get paid anything to post about it, and yet you still do.


The difference: I'm posting once (now twice) and then going back to my life, my fiancee, my job, my family, and my other interests. The people who work at EW have to do this shiat on the clock-- I mean, they HAVE to do it, or they don't get paid. Their well-being depends on them following around a kid and reporting on his love life.

So yes. Pathetic. There are better jobs with a lot more dignity, and no matter how much you pay them, they're still whores who sold their journalistic soul for the sake of pablum.
 
2012-11-11 02:18:55 PM

kab: I don't know how many f*cks above zero we should give, but subby is apparently concerned.


FYI, I understand that Shields and Brooks are going to devote some time to this very topic on an upcoming PBS NewsHour. There's also a rumor that it may be an upcoming Frontline subject.
 
2012-11-11 05:08:39 PM

hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


Everyone is just jealous because Justin Bieber has a 10" cock.

Unfortunately, its in his ass and belongs to Usher.

/not mine
 
2012-11-11 06:35:58 PM

hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.
 
2012-11-11 07:08:49 PM
That meme might be getting a little tired, I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a Justin Bieber is now.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:26 PM
I wonder what the inside of his closet looks like...
 
2012-11-11 08:36:18 PM

legion_of_doo: I wonder what the inside of his closet looks like...


pink, fluffy and sparkly
 
2012-11-11 10:11:05 PM

Waldo Pepper: hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.


Yes, because 80s fashion was certainly well-known for its reserved masculinity.

fashiontrendsmens.com

www.fashionworld2012-13.com
 
2012-11-11 10:39:41 PM
This picture does not bode well for her future. Her head is starting to look like Barry Bonds.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-11-11 10:42:10 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Waldo Pepper: hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.

Yes, because 80s fashion was certainly well-known for its reserved masculinity.

[fashiontrendsmens.com image 485x501]

[www.fashionworld2012-13.com image 670x558]


no earrings and no wool cap when it isn't cold. plus at least those guys look like guys not like a 12yr old girl
 
2012-11-11 11:33:40 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: LectertheChef: Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.

He seems the type who likes to be pissed on. Maybe she peed on him on a nightly basis, NTTAWWT!


Hmm...Over 18 but looks underage, and pees during sex? A perfect girl for R Kelly.
 
2012-11-12 12:58:14 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Waldo Pepper: hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.

Yes, because 80s fashion was certainly well-known for its reserved masculinity.

[fashiontrendsmens.com image 485x501]

[www.fashionworld2012-13.com image 670x558]


Those were only fashionable in the gayest parts of San Francisco. Most people didn't dress that way.
 
2012-11-12 10:14:45 AM
Who cares.
 
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