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(E! Online)   I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but he just broke up with his girlfriend   (eonline.com) divider line 97
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2012-11-10 11:08:15 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com
 
2012-11-10 11:11:21 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?


not at all, it would disturb me if she was 12 and looked/dressed like she was 20.

now if she acts like she is still 12 that would be disturbing.
 
2012-11-10 11:14:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x269][i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]


doesn't look 12 to me
 
2012-11-10 11:26:49 PM
Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.
 
2012-11-10 11:28:49 PM

LectertheChef: Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.


He seems the type who likes to be pissed on. Maybe she peed on him on a nightly basis, NTTAWWT!
 
2012-11-10 11:30:46 PM
Meh. He won't have a career in two years once his fan base grows up and realizes what a twerp he is.

Selena baby, just focus on keeping fit and getting jobs and eventually you'll be a hollywood a-lister.
 
2012-11-10 11:37:52 PM

TwistedFark: Meh. He won't have a career in two years once his fan base grows up and realizes what a twerp he is.

Selena baby, just focus on keeping fit and getting jobs and eventually you'll be a hollywood a-lister.


Psy is going to take his fan-base away way before his fans realize he is a douche. Which is good, because Psy is actually talented for a pop star.
 
2012-11-10 11:41:55 PM

Waldo Pepper: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x269][i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]

doesn't look 12 to me


13 at least
 
2012-11-10 11:42:55 PM
popfiddle.net
 
2012-11-10 11:51:06 PM
So he finally realized he can get an unbelievable variety of non-stop, high-quality sex action, including two chicks at the same time, man?
 
2012-11-10 11:57:08 PM
The one fear I have is that somehow Bieber will pull a Timberlake and end up tapping all sorts of hot Hollywood ass, and I'll be forced to envy him.
 
2012-11-11 12:02:47 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-11 12:05:30 AM
Did anyone say he looks like a girl? Because that would be funny, Someone should make that joke.
 
2012-11-11 12:08:42 AM

Bhruic: The one fear I have is that somehow Bieber will pull a Timberlake and end up tapping all sorts of hot Hollywood ass, and I'll be forced to envy him.


Doubtful for two reasons:

1) Timberlake actually has talent.
2) Have you seen the difference between the two? I'm a straight man and I can admit that Justin Timberlake is godawful hot.
 
2012-11-11 12:17:55 AM

GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!


The one on the right has a pretty big little toe.

/just say'in
 
2012-11-11 12:20:10 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x269][i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]


doesn't look 12 in any of those pics!
 
2012-11-11 01:05:08 AM

TwistedFark:
1) Timberlake actually has talent.
2) Have you seen the difference between the two? I'm a straight man and I can admit that Justin Timberlake is godawful hot.


1) Who would have said that 15 years ago?
2) Who would have said that 15 years ago?
 
2012-11-11 01:24:02 AM
Selena just got dumped by a Bieber for being a jealous harpie. How embarrassing.
 
2012-11-11 01:49:56 AM
How long till taylor swift either dates him for a week and writes a song about what a douche he is or just goes ahead and writes it anyway since she is pals with selena?
Also expect john mayer to slither in and try to soil her. This might also be like those two goofs from the twilight movies trying to crank up some buzz. Do either of these two
have movies or albums coming out?
 
2012-11-11 01:52:02 AM
Selena and Taylor Swift should scissor. For hours.
 
2012-11-11 02:14:37 AM
eh, she's a little girl
he's a young boy

both are playing grown up

call me when their pubes come in.
 
2012-11-11 02:28:44 AM
Selena will be fine. She's got to be the single most well-adjusted product the Disney machine's ever churned out by a country mile. She'll have stable work for a good long time and looks capable of holding down a stable relationship. And if all else fails, she's Taylor Swift's single best friend (and thus has access to some damned good career advice), and as long as Taylor isn't going away, Selena isn't going away either.

Bieber, meanwhile, is growing up way too fast and in the wrong direction. He's running in hip-hop circles he really should not be running in and learning all the wrong lessons from who he's hanging around. He looks fine now, but he really needs to watch himself. (He also runs in Taylor's circle, but chiefly through Selena, so he may or may not have just lost that connection.)

I may or may not be ashamed that I can offer this kind of analysis.
 
2012-11-11 03:11:45 AM
No, no. You're supposed to grow your beard in November.
 
2012-11-11 06:36:03 AM

Gordon Bennett: No, no. You're supposed to grow your beard in November.


Ha!
 
2012-11-11 06:51:12 AM

assjuice: It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.


Wow. That's really ugly.
 
2012-11-11 06:51:47 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-11 07:03:23 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 800x792]


Are those tree climbing toes?
 
2012-11-11 08:26:29 AM

Clutch2013: Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.

If that last model's who I think it is, a certain Mr. Statham will be none too pleased to find that out.

/and there would be much rejoicing on that day
//that Complex mag cover would now be considered foreshadowing
///slashies, threes, etc.


I would pay to see him go all Lee Christmas on Beiber.
 
2012-11-11 09:00:31 AM

Gordon Bennett: No, no. You're supposed to grow your beard in November.


Gah, I caved on no-shave November last night. Left the moustache, but once the razor is charged up it's gone too.

Shame too. I work outside and was hoping it could help me statly warm. Turns out I have the facial hair pattern of Joe Dirt.
 
2012-11-11 10:39:08 AM
The correct phrase is "shaved off his beard". That is all.
 
2012-11-11 11:03:03 AM

Apos: Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?

*Raises hand*

I certainly hopes she looks her age in 15 years.


What's so bad about looking like 30 at almost 40?
 
2012-11-11 11:07:08 AM
In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

www.eonline.com
 
2012-11-11 11:47:30 AM

assjuice: It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.


I see. Let's explore that, shall we? *starts taking notes*
 
kab
2012-11-11 12:37:59 PM
I don't know how many f*cks above zero we should give, but subby is apparently concerned.
 
2012-11-11 01:43:50 PM

Funbags: ZeroCorpse: I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.

We can tell how all sorts of pathetic you think it is because you don't get paid anything to post about it, and yet you still do.


The difference: I'm posting once (now twice) and then going back to my life, my fiancee, my job, my family, and my other interests. The people who work at EW have to do this shiat on the clock-- I mean, they HAVE to do it, or they don't get paid. Their well-being depends on them following around a kid and reporting on his love life.

So yes. Pathetic. There are better jobs with a lot more dignity, and no matter how much you pay them, they're still whores who sold their journalistic soul for the sake of pablum.
 
2012-11-11 02:18:55 PM

kab: I don't know how many f*cks above zero we should give, but subby is apparently concerned.


FYI, I understand that Shields and Brooks are going to devote some time to this very topic on an upcoming PBS NewsHour. There's also a rumor that it may be an upcoming Frontline subject.
 
2012-11-11 05:08:39 PM

hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


Everyone is just jealous because Justin Bieber has a 10" cock.

Unfortunately, its in his ass and belongs to Usher.

/not mine
 
2012-11-11 06:35:58 PM

hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.
 
2012-11-11 07:08:49 PM
That meme might be getting a little tired, I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a Justin Bieber is now.
 
2012-11-11 08:33:26 PM
I wonder what the inside of his closet looks like...
 
2012-11-11 08:36:18 PM

legion_of_doo: I wonder what the inside of his closet looks like...


pink, fluffy and sparkly
 
2012-11-11 10:11:05 PM

Waldo Pepper: hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.


Yes, because 80s fashion was certainly well-known for its reserved masculinity.

fashiontrendsmens.com

www.fashionworld2012-13.com
 
2012-11-11 10:39:41 PM
This picture does not bode well for her future. Her head is starting to look like Barry Bonds.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-11-11 10:42:10 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Waldo Pepper: hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.

Yes, because 80s fashion was certainly well-known for its reserved masculinity.

[fashiontrendsmens.com image 485x501]

[www.fashionworld2012-13.com image 670x558]


no earrings and no wool cap when it isn't cold. plus at least those guys look like guys not like a 12yr old girl
 
2012-11-11 11:33:40 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: LectertheChef: Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.

He seems the type who likes to be pissed on. Maybe she peed on him on a nightly basis, NTTAWWT!


Hmm...Over 18 but looks underage, and pees during sex? A perfect girl for R Kelly.
 
2012-11-12 12:58:14 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Waldo Pepper: hasty ambush: In what universe is it acceptable for a man/boy to dress like this? I am going to guess this Selena chick isa beard.

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

the feminization of american boys/men. Her outfit could work from the past 3 decades, he would have got his butt kicked in the 80's for that outfit.

Yes, because 80s fashion was certainly well-known for its reserved masculinity.

[fashiontrendsmens.com image 485x501]

[www.fashionworld2012-13.com image 670x558]


Those were only fashionable in the gayest parts of San Francisco. Most people didn't dress that way.
 
2012-11-12 10:14:45 AM
Who cares.
 
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