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(E! Online)   I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but he just broke up with his girlfriend   (eonline.com) divider line 97
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2012-11-10 06:41:24 PM
So... I wonder if Ms. Gomez is looking for a rebound and is willing to settle for guy in his mid thirties...

i'm asking for a friend, of course.
 
2012-11-10 07:14:51 PM
Does this have something to do with tom cruise being available?
 
2012-11-10 07:20:37 PM
I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.
 
2012-11-10 07:29:12 PM
This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.
 
2012-11-10 07:38:29 PM
I wonder if it makes the "journalists" at Entertainment Weekly feel sad or empty when they realize they spend so much time, effort, and energy keeping close tabs and making notes about minor details in the relationship of a couple young teenagers.

I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.
 
2012-11-10 07:43:13 PM

ZeroCorpse: I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.


We can tell how all sorts of pathetic you think it is because you don't get paid anything to post about it, and yet you still do.
 
2012-11-10 07:54:20 PM
I guess Selena is over her lesbian phase.
 
2012-11-10 07:57:22 PM

I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-10 07:59:14 PM

I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.




i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-10 08:02:46 PM
This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

Hey, that looks like it is working. Let me try

My bed had better be full of Selena Gomez when I get back.
 
2012-11-10 08:03:41 PM

BigLuca: I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.


Exactly, she got tired of always wearing the strap on.
 
2012-11-10 08:08:23 PM
As a long time follower of whoever the fark they are I'm farking devastated over this news. Farkers need to unite to reunite this relevant couple! Hell I'm even willing to sign the petition for Louisiana to cecede if they are a couple again. This directly affects my life of living vicariously and my masturbating as I'm sure it does everyone elses. It's time to make a stand. Thank you all in advance for your help.
 
2012-11-10 08:10:48 PM
Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!
i.dailymail.co.uk

Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....
i.dailymail.co.uk

Then he actually took this one out on a date......
i.dailymail.co.uk

So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.
 
2012-11-10 08:12:05 PM

steamingpile: BigLuca: I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.

Exactly, she got tired of always wearing the strap on.


You've been reading my dream book again haven't you?
 
2012-11-10 08:20:39 PM
As a comfortably hetero male Farker who will never garner Bieber a single cent, I truly hope we, as a society, reach a point where the future Beibers of the world no longer need to feign interest in women in order to convince prepubescent girls to buy their array of products.
 
2012-11-10 08:21:53 PM

raidersofthelostfark: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

Hey, that looks like it is working. Let me try

My bed had better be full of Selena Gomez when I get back.


I LOL'd...

BTW, cool handle...
 
2012-11-10 08:29:16 PM
The only pussy for Bieber is Usher's.
 
2012-11-10 08:39:19 PM

dahmers love zombie: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.



[i.imgur.com image 494x684]

[i.imgur.com image 480x773]

[i.imgur.com image 480x720]


she has a nice booty
 
2012-11-10 08:47:43 PM
Bieber looks like a female Vanilla Ice to me.
 
2012-11-10 08:52:38 PM
Paging Wellon Dowd...pictures needed in thread, stat!
 
2012-11-10 08:53:37 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


If I were that little bastard I would be the biggest whore in the goddamn world.
 
2012-11-10 09:00:34 PM
According to this Selena gets naked in Spring Breakers.

I will absolutely go see that just for nakey Selena.
 
2012-11-10 09:01:53 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: If I were that little bastard I would be the biggest whore in the goddamn world.


Something, something, while the iron's hot... Something, something, make hay...

What I'm saying is, how many 18 year olds get the chance to basically fark anyone they want, up to and including VS models? Fark 'em all and let god sort em out, kid.
 
2012-11-10 09:02:50 PM

I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.


www.garblenuts.com
 
2012-11-10 09:17:49 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


If that last model's who I think it is, a certain Mr. Statham will be none too pleased to find that out.

/and there would be much rejoicing on that day
//that Complex mag cover would now be considered foreshadowing
///slashies, threes, etc.
 
2012-11-10 09:20:24 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

[www.garblenuts.com image 591x278]


fap?
 
2012-11-10 09:24:07 PM
Hear that boys? She's single!

And so is Selena Gomez.
 
2012-11-10 09:29:57 PM
It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.
 
2012-11-10 09:31:54 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]

Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957]

Then he actually took this one out on a date......
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x472]

So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


Good lord, he managed to get an even worse haircut, and now he looks like Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry". There is so much doucheness in those photos, the scent of Massengil is wafting out my laptop.
 
2012-11-10 09:33:52 PM
he's so pretty.
 
2012-11-10 09:35:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!
 
2012-11-10 09:35:50 PM
In no time at all, poor Justin Bieber will be broken - roaming the aisles of some supermarket trying desperately to conceal a stolen bottle of Smirnoff. Next, a crack habit, and then - the inevitable slide into becoming a chain-smoking transsexual. Selena? Pregnant - seven times; seven men.
 
2012-11-10 09:36:30 PM

assjuice: It is not often that I wish ill will on my fellow man, but I wish Justin Bieber would slowly die of triple cancer-aids of the brain, ass, and testicles.


that's a bit harsh, what has he ever done to you to deserve that wish
 
2012-11-10 09:45:21 PM

2words1finger: GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!

Pictures like that just reinforce my belief that flip flops should be a privilege, not a right... kinda like spandex.

/seriously, WTF is up with her toes?!?!?
// Gahhh!


how dare she wear flip flops while doing a fashion show where I imagine she changes shoes with every outfit, she really show lace up real shoes in between outfits
 
2012-11-10 09:52:05 PM
She's kinda ugly and looks like a little teenager. Oh, you mean Selena?
 
2012-11-10 09:54:38 PM
theres rumors of beber and that fat young black boy singer who crashed a jetski once having an orgy in south beach a couple years ago. i bet he smashed at least 2 of those victoria secret models. selena is prob gargling vilder valderamma semen as we speak...or john mayer. its a right of passage in holyywod
 
2012-11-10 10:04:27 PM
www.spikednation.com

Is Ecstatic
 
2012-11-10 10:07:32 PM

2words1finger: GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] 

I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!

Pictures like that just reinforce my belief that flip flops should be a privilege, not a right... kinda like spandex.

/seriously, WTF is up with her toes?!?!?
// Gahhh!


Ridiculous shoes do that.
 
2012-11-10 10:07:35 PM

Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!


Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....


Then he actually took this one out on a date......


So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.


And people ask me why I don't believe in god..
 
2012-11-10 10:09:41 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: According to this Selena gets naked in Spring Breakers.

I will absolutely go see that just for nakey Selena.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU
 
2012-11-10 10:17:34 PM
cbskluc.files.wordpress.com

www.zeibiz.com
 
2012-11-10 10:23:08 PM

bostonowns: theres rumors of beber and that fat young black boy singer who crashed a jetski once having an orgy in south beach a couple years ago. i bet he smashed at least 2 of those victoria secret models. selena is prob gargling vilder valderamma semen as we speak...or john mayer. its a right of passage in holyywod


Sorry, do you speak English?
 
2012-11-10 10:30:45 PM

oi_piss_me_off: he's so pretty.


I knew you were into girls.
 
2012-11-10 10:37:25 PM
This Beiber person must be auditioning to be Tom Cruise's next beard.

/How tall is this Beiber?
 
2012-11-10 10:39:10 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....

DAT ASS!
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]

Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957]

Then he actually took this one out on a date......
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x472]

So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.

Good lord, he managed to get an even worse haircut, and now he looks like Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry". There is so much doucheness in those photos, the scent of Massengil is wafting out my laptop.


what a horrible life, always having to look so pretty when he should be enjoying these years growing into a man.
 
2012-11-10 10:43:31 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.

[www.garblenuts.com image 591x278]


Why don't you have a seat over--
i.imgur.com

Oh, it's Selena Gomez? Carry on.
 
2012-11-10 10:48:01 PM
CSS: At the 2011, Chicago Comic Con, I stayed at the same hotel as Selena Gomez. Apparently she had a concert at a venue across the street from the hotel. I almost went up to her while she was waiting to be picked up with her luggage, because I thought she was a 12 year old girl alone. I thought it was wrong that her parents left her alone with a far amount of people around her. My friend had to tell me who she was, and I was glad that I didn't talk to her. She is short.
 
2012-11-10 10:52:28 PM
Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?
 
2012-11-10 10:53:06 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com 
 
2012-11-10 10:57:45 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?


*Raises hand*

I certainly hopes she looks her age in 15 years.
 
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