ZeroCorpse: I mean... This is your LIFE, guys, and you're spending it trying to find out everything you can about a 15-year-old's love life. I don't care how much they pay you, that's all sorts of pathetic.
I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.
BigLuca: I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.
steamingpile: BigLuca: I am genuinely sad when lesbian relationships don't work out.Exactly, she got tired of always wearing the strap on.
raidersofthelostfark: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.Hey, that looks like it is working. Let me tryMy bed had better be full of Selena Gomez when I get back.
Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....DAT ASS!Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....Then he actually took this one out on a date......So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: If I were that little bastard I would be the biggest whore in the goddamn world.
7th Son of a 7th Son: I Like Bread: This thread had better be full of Selena Gomez pictures when I get back.[www.garblenuts.com image 591x278]
Walker: Yeah, she couldn't have been too happy when she saw this the other night.....DAT ASS![i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x780]Then reports say he was chatting up every Victoria's Secret model there.....[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957]Then he actually took this one out on a date......[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x472]So yeah, he's a little douche and she deserves better than him.
2words1finger: GungFu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x957] I woud not hit it. Look at their sharp knees and those weird toes!!Pictures like that just reinforce my belief that flip flops should be a privilege, not a right... kinda like spandex./seriously, WTF is up with her toes?!?!?// Gahhh!
7th Son of a 7th Son: According to this Selena gets naked in Spring Breakers.I will absolutely go see that just for nakey Selena.
bostonowns: theres rumors of beber and that fat young black boy singer who crashed a jetski once having an orgy in south beach a couple years ago. i bet he smashed at least 2 of those victoria secret models. selena is prob gargling vilder valderamma semen as we speak...or john mayer. its a right of passage in holyywod
oi_piss_me_off: he's so pretty.
Bith Set Me Up: Doesn't it disturb anyone that, at 20, she still looks like a 12-year-old?
LectertheChef: Her face just creeps me the fark out. She has a normal grown up woman's body, but the face belongs on someone who still plays with Barbie dolls and occasionally pisses herself. Then again, she was dating Justin Bieber for a couple of years, so maybe she does still piss herself.
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