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(Tea Party Nation)   Allen West, Tea Party Nation still delusional. Insist that they deserve a recount despite being behind by more than 2000 votes   (teapartynation.com) divider line 187
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2012-11-10 04:30:29 PM
 
2012-11-10 04:35:40 PM
Sore Loserman 2012.
 
2012-11-10 04:40:54 PM
I love the headline: Allen West Wins Recount in Florida!

Actual article content- Alan West wins the right to have the votes recounted in an election that he's lost by 2400 votes.

These damn takers just keep adding to the cost of this election, don't they?
 
2012-11-10 05:33:48 PM

unyon: I love the headline: Allen West Wins Recount in Florida!

Actual article content- Alan West wins the right to have the votes recounted in an election that he's lost by 2400 votes.

These damn takers just keep adding to the cost of this election, don't they?


Breitbar was sending out news alerts that say things like ALLEN WEST AHEAD IN RECOUNT in one county in the district.

Even after Tuesday, bullshiat rules their world
 
2012-11-10 05:41:33 PM
i49.tinypic.com

Gary Angelo Galiano (3rd right) and other Allen West backers at Friday night's vote count in Palm Beach County.

Behold: The Protectors of America's Freedoms and such
 
2012-11-10 06:25:25 PM
this is like one of those old 'Highlights' magazine kids puzzles, except you must circle the blatant falsehoods instead of circling the things a puppy would like.
 
2012-11-10 06:43:17 PM

heap: this is like one of those old 'Highlights' magazine kids puzzles, except you must circle the blatant falsehoods instead of circling the things a puppy would like.



I'm pretty sure they're the same thing. After all, both Republicans and puppies think that licking their own assholes is delicious.
 
2012-11-10 06:47:58 PM
That link is on the event horizon of a divide-by-zero black hole.
 
2012-11-10 07:05:10 PM

sno man: That link is on the event horizon of a divide-by-zero black hole.


i48.tinypic.com

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
 
2012-11-10 07:05:26 PM

NewportBarGuy: Behold: The Protectors of America's Freedoms and such


So what's what the reality impaired community looks like, eh?

Didn't recognize 'em with their helmets off.
 
2012-11-10 07:15:00 PM
When someone uses Democrat when they should be using Democratic, you can dismiss anything else they have to say.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:16 PM
Keep teasing him. Tell him it's too close to call. Make him spend himself into bankruptcy trying to fight the results. For the lulz.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:49 PM

unyon: I love the headline: Allen West Wins Recount in Florida!

Actual article content- Alan West wins the right to have the votes recounted in an election that he's lost by 2400 votes.

These damn takers just keep adding to the cost of this election, don't they?


Well, "they" claim they're "entitled" to all that free government support. I'm not sure us working people can support any more Republicans.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:53 PM
Repeat from earlier today.
 
2012-11-10 07:39:43 PM
Florida congressman Allen West has won his re-election bid by a narrow enough margin to prompt a full recount, according to sources within the Republican's ranks Bullshiat Mountain.

FTFY
 
2012-11-10 07:48:46 PM
well...if the vote was that close a recount was probably inevitable.
 
2012-11-10 07:57:44 PM
If he wants a full recount, fine. Make sure to send him the bill when it is done.
 
2012-11-10 08:00:58 PM

Weaver95: well...if the vote was that close a recount was probably inevitable.


True, though this asshole would have demanded a recount even if it was a landslide.
 
2012-11-10 08:01:30 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Weaver95: well...if the vote was that close a recount was probably inevitable.

True, though this asshole would have demanded a recount even if it was a landslide.


well yeah.
 
2012-11-10 08:15:25 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Weaver95: well...if the vote was that close a recount was probably inevitable.

True, though this asshole would have demanded a recount even if it was a landslide.


cf the "zomg district with 1.7% registered republican voters voted 99% democrat!!!1!!" thread a bit north.
 
2012-11-10 08:35:15 PM
Americans voting out more unintelligent wingnuts like this would do amazing things for the future of this country.
 
2012-11-10 08:36:05 PM

WorldCitizen: Americans voting out more unintelligent wingnuts like this would do amazing things for the future of this country.


they won't go easy tho.
 
2012-11-10 08:53:55 PM
I don't see how he didn't win by a comfortable margin. I've been assured that all minorities will vote for a black candidate solely on the basis of their skin color. Add in all the republicans voting for him too and he should have got like 80% of the vote. Clearly the good people of Florida are the victims of mass election tampering.
 
2012-11-10 08:53:55 PM
Allen West doesn't deserve a recount. He deserves to be thrown before The Hague for war crimes.
 
2012-11-10 08:54:17 PM

Weaver95: WorldCitizen: Americans voting out more unintelligent wingnuts like this would do amazing things for the future of this country.

they won't go easy tho.


That's fine. I find their wailing and screeching entertaining.
 
2012-11-10 08:55:23 PM
Here's where I post the screenshot of my tea partier facebook friends losing it about Allen West losing:

i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-10 08:57:44 PM

NewportBarGuy: Behold: The Protectors of America's Freedoms and such


That looks like a crowd that will get more excited talking about their church than any other subject.
 
2012-11-10 08:59:14 PM

AcneVulgaris: Weaver95: WorldCitizen: Americans voting out more unintelligent wingnuts like this would do amazing things for the future of this country.

they won't go easy tho.

That's fine. I find their wailing and screeching entertaining.


all that crying and blubbering gets tiresome after a while. you'd figure that a bunch of ayn randian John Galt style supermen wouldn't be such whiny crybabies but...there you go.
 
2012-11-10 09:00:00 PM
The GOP has become Eric Cartman incarnate.

img11.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-10 09:04:05 PM
Fun game: Replace every instance of "Allen West" with "Convicted war criminal Allen West."
 
2012-11-10 09:05:26 PM
It would be sweet to watch him lose twice.
 
2012-11-10 09:06:09 PM
If Allen West is denied a recount, then it would be just like the Holocaust all over again.
 
2012-11-10 09:06:18 PM
They are convinced that the unsourced "141% of votes were cast!" nonsense at the end of the article is true.
 
2012-11-10 09:06:48 PM
I see what subby did there
 
2012-11-10 09:09:04 PM
Ah yes, the left celebrates the destruction of another minority, but remember kids... It's the right who are the racists.

Seems like I remember hearing this same drum beat of how the Republican party and/or Conservatives were a done deal in 2009.

Are you sure this time?
 
2012-11-10 09:10:15 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: When someone uses Democrat when they should be using Democratic, you can dismiss anything else they have to say.


Why? It's a bit silly grammatically, but the part of speech on Democratic isn't quite right for a title either, more a remnant of the party being called Democratic Republican back in the 1800s. It's also rather absurdly general, as both parties are democratic (and republican, for that matter, were you to use the adjective use of that word instead of the noun).

Not that "the Grand Old Party" is any less silly, but at least it's an actual name instead of a generic adjective regarding the system of government for the entire first world.
 
2012-11-10 09:11:16 PM

randomjsa: Ah yes, the left celebrates the destruction of another minority, but remember kids... It's the right who are the racists.

Seems like I remember hearing this same drum beat of how the Republican party and/or Conservatives were a done deal in 2009.

Are you sure this time?


I don't think one crazy black guy losing means the end of the entire minority.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:05 PM

randomjsa: Ah yes, the left celebrates the destruction of another minority, but remember kids... It's the right who are the racists.

Seems like I remember hearing this same drum beat of how the Republican party and/or Conservatives were a done deal in 2009.

Are you sure this time?


No like herpes you keep cropping up and spreading. This election is kind like Valtrex.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:44 PM

WorldCitizen: Americans voting out more unintelligent wingnuts like this would do amazing things for the future of this country.


Good luck.
For every Allen West that barely gets booted out, there is a Michelle Bachmann sitting pretty.

If the law allowed, my (R) state senator and my (R) US House rep could probably go on a killing spree and still win reelection from prison. They have been proven corrupt and choosing personal gain over gains for their constituencies time and time again. People don't really even like either one of them. But they still vote for their incumbents religiously.

So if they will vote for obviously corrupt assholes, getting them to vote for a nutjob is a cake walk.
I mean, no matter how crazy the person is OH I ADMIRE HOW MUCH HE/SHE STANDS BY HIS FAITH AND BELIEFS

It's not about selecting responsible people to govern. Every election is a battle and they rally behind the same shield time and time again.

Most extreme right wing voters don't think their politics, they believe in them. They have faith. This is the state of our union now. You'd have as much luck getting many Republicans to convert to Islam as to vote out their wingnuts. These are people haven't let go of the Red Scare yet... Joe McCarthy was a patriot, Republican Jesus makes sense..... and they all vote.

We won't vote these wingnuts out anytime soon, we need to marginalize them to the back of the room. Sit them at the kids table. If we ever hope to govern our nation this is a must.
 
2012-11-10 09:15:47 PM

randomjsa: Ah yes, the left celebrates the destruction of another minority, but remember kids... It's the right who are the racists.


Allen West is a bad person. This is the reason to celebrate his loss.

I don't care if he's black, white, purple, red, chartreuse, yellow, teal, or burnt umber. He's a bad person; end of story.
 
2012-11-10 09:16:10 PM

heap: this is like one of those old 'Highlights' magazine kids puzzles, except you must circle the blatant falsehoods instead of circling the things a puppy would like.


i566.photobucket.com

ooh I get to bust this out again!
 
2012-11-10 09:17:12 PM

rynthetyn: Here's where I post the screenshot of my tea partier facebook friends losing it about Allen West losing:

[i232.photobucket.com image 628x642]


Is the person with the cat avatar a farker?
 
2012-11-10 09:17:52 PM

Jim_Callahan: antidisestablishmentarianism: When someone uses Democrat when they should be using Democratic, you can dismiss anything else they have to say.

Why? It's a bit silly grammatically, but the part of speech on Democratic isn't quite right for a title either, more a remnant of the party being called Democratic Republican back in the 1800s. It's also rather absurdly general, as both parties are democratic (and republican, for that matter, were you to use the adjective use of that word instead of the noun).

Not that "the Grand Old Party" is any less silly, but at least it's an actual name instead of a generic adjective regarding the system of government for the entire first world.


No idea why. None at all. But the rule applies. Any time someone says "Democrat Party" they're raging right-wing assholes. Again. No clue why. You're right, it shouldn't mean anything. But it always does.
 
2012-11-10 09:18:03 PM

randomjsa: Seems like I remember hearing this same drum beat of how the Republican party and/or Conservatives were a done deal in 2009.


Unless the GOP gets with the times, they will be done deal long term.
 
2012-11-10 09:19:24 PM

randomjsa: Ah yes, the left celebrates the destruction of another minority, but remember kids... It's the right who are the racists.

Seems like I remember hearing this same drum beat of how the Republican party and/or Conservatives were a done deal in 2009.

Are you sure this time?


Racism doesn't work that way in reality....a reality with a liberal bias.
 
2012-11-10 09:20:16 PM

Dafatone: Jim_Callahan: antidisestablishmentarianism: When someone uses Democrat when they should be using Democratic, you can dismiss anything else they have to say.

Why? It's a bit silly grammatically, but the part of speech on Democratic isn't quite right for a title either, more a remnant of the party being called Democratic Republican back in the 1800s. It's also rather absurdly general, as both parties are democratic (and republican, for that matter, were you to use the adjective use of that word instead of the noun).

Not that "the Grand Old Party" is any less silly, but at least it's an actual name instead of a generic adjective regarding the system of government for the entire first world.

No idea why. None at all. But the rule applies. Any time someone says "Democrat Party" they're raging right-wing assholes. Again. No clue why. You're right, it shouldn't mean anything. But it always does.


Not kidding you.

The reason is because when they call it the "Democrat Party" they can emphasize the "rat." To imply that Democrats are rats.

Yes, I AM serious.
 
2012-11-10 09:20:33 PM
So is this the thread where the very same conservatives who whine about the race card being pulled when a Republican does something obviously racist ("Blah" people, "Uppity", "Don't Re-Nig", etc.)...pull the race card to defend a war criminal?
 
2012-11-10 09:21:45 PM

bugontherug: Dafatone: Jim_Callahan: antidisestablishmentarianism: When someone uses Democrat when they should be using Democratic, you can dismiss anything else they have to say.

Why? It's a bit silly grammatically, but the part of speech on Democratic isn't quite right for a title either, more a remnant of the party being called Democratic Republican back in the 1800s. It's also rather absurdly general, as both parties are democratic (and republican, for that matter, were you to use the adjective use of that word instead of the noun).

Not that "the Grand Old Party" is any less silly, but at least it's an actual name instead of a generic adjective regarding the system of government for the entire first world.

No idea why. None at all. But the rule applies. Any time someone says "Democrat Party" they're raging right-wing assholes. Again. No clue why. You're right, it shouldn't mean anything. But it always does.

Not kidding you.

The reason is because when they call it the "Democrat Party" they can emphasize the "rat." To imply that Democrats are rats.

Yes, I AM serious.


Like that (illegal) commercial that had a subliminal "RATS" thrown onto the screen for a blink after "Democrats"? That's pretty sad.
 
2012-11-10 09:21:52 PM

bugontherug: Dafatone: Jim_Callahan: antidisestablishmentarianism: When someone uses Democrat when they should be using Democratic, you can dismiss anything else they have to say.

Why? It's a bit silly grammatically, but the part of speech on Democratic isn't quite right for a title either, more a remnant of the party being called Democratic Republican back in the 1800s. It's also rather absurdly general, as both parties are democratic (and republican, for that matter, were you to use the adjective use of that word instead of the noun).

Not that "the Grand Old Party" is any less silly, but at least it's an actual name instead of a generic adjective regarding the system of government for the entire first world.

No idea why. None at all. But the rule applies. Any time someone says "Democrat Party" they're raging right-wing assholes. Again. No clue why. You're right, it shouldn't mean anything. But it always does.

Not kidding you.

The reason is because when they call it the "Democrat Party" they can emphasize the "rat." To imply that Democrats are rats.

Yes, I AM serious.


As in DemocRat Party?
 
2012-11-10 09:22:24 PM

BSABSVR: rynthetyn: Here's where I post the screenshot of my tea partier facebook friends losing it about Allen West losing:

[i232.photobucket.com image 628x642]

Is the person with the cat avatar a farker?


But of course.
 
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