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(Wired)   Teen faces 6 year no-internet probation with 3 year jail term for violation. Never has that click been so risky, or worth it   (wired.com) divider line 15
    More: Scary, Infraction, probation, credit card fraud, probationary period, juvenile courts, LulzSec, jail, UG Nazi  
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31331 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2012 at 8:13 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-10 09:29:26 PM  
4 votes:

Mazzic518: I am the first with this? REALLY?

[www.fbastard.com image 404x92]


Sweet, where do I claim mine?

/always wanted a Kevin, but never had the money for one
2012-11-10 04:32:16 PM  
4 votes:
Can relate.
vnexpress.net

/Hot
/She she was.
2012-11-10 08:21:42 PM  
3 votes:
"Ostensibly they could have locked him up for three years straight and then released him on juvenile parole," Jay Leiderman, a Los Angeles attorney who has represented alleged members of Anonymous and LulzSec, told Wired. "But to keep someone off the Internet for six years - that one term seems unduly harsh. You're talking about a really bright, gifted kid in terms of all things Internet. And at some point after getting on the right path he could do some really good things. I feel that monitored Internet access for six years is a bit on the hefty side. It could sideline his whole life-his career path, his art, his skills. At some level it's like taking away Mozart's piano."

He then added,

wertn.com
2012-11-11 12:33:09 AM  
2 votes:

untaken_name: They also want people with social engineering skills. Those you can't download.


Luckily for me, I'm a master of social engineering skills. Btw, I tried sponsoring you for totalfark, but it says it needs your full name and credit card number. Just send it to my EIP.
2012-11-11 12:55:57 AM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: Email sent. You DID say you wanted to be subscribed to the "He-shes of the World Dating Site", right? I get confused sometimes.


Well the joke's on you - I'm already subscribed.
2012-11-11 12:53:45 AM  
1 votes:

Cyclometh: I came up when hacking involved soldering irons and sneaking around with alligator clips, and actual personal, physical danger. And also involved an unwritten code of ethics that said you didn't do harm. Credit card theft? Bomb threats? Calling yourself "UG Nazi"?

This little bastard can fry. Fark him sideways.


Calm down, onion belt.
2012-11-11 12:49:21 AM  
1 votes:

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: untaken_name: They also want people with social engineering skills. Those you can't download.

Luckily for me, I'm a master of social engineering skills. Btw, I tried sponsoring you for totalfark, but it says it needs your full name and credit card number. Just send it to my EIP.


Email sent. You DID say you wanted to be subscribed to the "He-shes of the World Dating Site", right? I get confused sometimes.
2012-11-10 11:35:58 PM  
1 votes:

Optimus Primate: This punishment is probably the most easily bypassed one ever. Someone with his understanding of the web and devices especially. I give it a few days before he's back online with a new fun nickname.


"I'm behind EIGHT proxies this time. It's totally foolproof."
2012-11-10 10:13:25 PM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: /always wanted a Kevin, but never had the money for one


Are you also responsible for this bit of wisdom?

i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-10 09:53:37 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: It redirected 4Chan's DNS to point to its own Twitter feed.

What's the point of farking with 4chan?


The lulz.
2012-11-10 09:27:37 PM  
1 votes:
I am the first with this? REALLY?

www.fbastard.com
2012-11-10 08:30:19 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA:UG Nazi, which began as a politicized group that opposed SOPA, took down a bevy of websites this year, including those for NASDAQ, CIA.gov, and UFC.com.

imgs.xkcd.com 
/oblig
2012-11-10 08:21:46 PM  
1 votes:
I feel that monitored Internet access for six years is a bit on the hefty side. It could sideline his whole life-his career path, his art, his skills. At some level it's like taking away Mozart's piano."

At no level did Mozart use a piano to rob people.
2012-11-10 08:11:56 PM  
1 votes:
They said I could become anything.....so I became Cosmo the God.
2012-11-10 06:20:53 PM  
1 votes:
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