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(WTKR)   Happiest high school sophomore on the planet is the mascot - and the only guy on the cheerleading team. "It is a group of very beautiful and intelligent young women and why wouldn't you want to be around that for hours every day,"   (wtkr.com ) divider line
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3051 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Nov 2012 at 4:39 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-10 06:15:14 PM  
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IlGreven: Only in America can a guy be called gay for participating in an activity where he's in the midst of several dozen hot women. 

/Cue the two douchebags.


Actually, if he's smart, he'll work the "I'm gay" angle long and hard with these girls, tell one of them he's torn because he "has feelings" for her, then she can "convert" him.

Over and over.

/bang the gay away
2012-11-10 06:40:43 PM  
1 vote:

SlagginOff: Every girl on the cheerleading team: "Oh yeah I love him! He's so nice and funny! He's just like a brother to me."

In other words no one is going to bang him.


Only if he was in Alabama...
2012-11-10 05:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
"...you never hear anybody doing the mascot"


Truer words have never been spoken
2012-11-10 05:27:23 PM  
1 vote:

Jonny Chimpo: He is doing the smart thing. Even though cheerleading isn't a sport*, he is hanging out with the chicks. The only potential problem I see for him is he may get Friendzoned big time by dozen chicks, which would suck a lot.


Even the friendzoned thing isn't a big deal since he's what, 15, 16? In 2 or 3 years he's going to be scooping up women by the handful just with this experience.
2012-11-10 05:26:47 PM  
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Jonny Chimpo: He is doing the smart thing. Even though cheerleading isn't a sport*, he is hanging out with the chicks. The only potential problem I see for him is he may get Friendzoned big time by dozen chicks, which would suck a lot.

*While activities like gymnastics, diving, cheerleading, etc require a tremendous amount of athletic ability, I do not consider them sports. In my mind, a sport is something where you can objectively say you won (more points/runs/goals, faster time, etc). In something like gymnastics it may be iffy for the two judge to explain why this is a 6.0 and the same video is a 5.8. This is my opinion, please no flamewar starting.

/I probably started a flamewar...


But even if he can't nail those chicks, they have friends
2012-11-10 04:52:24 PM  
1 vote:
Only in America can a guy be called gay for participating in an activity where he's in the midst of several dozen hot women. 

/Cue the two douchebags.
 
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