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(Dinosaur Dracula)   Fifteen toys and treasures pulled from the 1992 Sears Wish Book. Merry Christmas in November   (dinosaurdracula.com) divider line 124
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2012-11-10 04:23:28 PM  
dammit i want teh Sound Machine and i want it bad. i have a HUGE farking box of battery operated noise maker toys, i love that shiat. -runs off to check eBay-
 
2012-11-10 04:27:05 PM  
I'm pretty sure we had this
dinosaurdracula.com
 
2012-11-10 04:27:52 PM  
Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.
 
2012-11-10 04:28:16 PM  
20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

dinosaurdracula.com

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!
 
2012-11-10 04:29:41 PM  

Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.


would of?

*stab*stab*stab*
 
2012-11-10 04:31:34 PM  
By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.
 
2012-11-10 04:34:27 PM  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.
 
2012-11-10 04:35:44 PM  
Oh god, the Super Scope...my brother wanted that so bad, he mowed lawns and sold lemonade...until he said fark it and got Sonic 2 for my sister. Whatever changed his mind during that time, me and her thank him for the change of heart.
 
2012-11-10 04:42:59 PM  
I had the mutating Splinter toy. shiat was so cool back in the day.
 
2012-11-10 04:43:55 PM  

calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*


BAITED

I no proper English, thanks you very much!
 
2012-11-10 04:47:32 PM  

Mr.Poops: calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

BAITED

I no proper English, thanks you very much!


Glad we have that out of the way...
...or is it got that out of the way...

/discuss
 
2012-11-10 04:50:05 PM  
Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.
 
2012-11-10 04:50:12 PM  
God I loved Swan's Crossing. Can still sing the whole theme song. That show was amazing. Sydney Rutledge, Sandy Swan, Mila, Grant.... loved it! Never had any of the dolls though.
 
2012-11-10 04:54:02 PM  
*Garrett not Grant. Damn it :-(
 
2012-11-10 04:54:04 PM  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


I had the audio cassette version. Pretty sure in some random old box I have it still.

And I'm almost positive Dad had that video poker one.
 
2012-11-10 04:54:21 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x607]

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!


Agreed.

/Needs a man-cave badly: even if outside.
//Now if you'll excuse me, I need to change a diaper and start item #23 of today's honey-do list.
 
2012-11-10 04:56:01 PM  
Oh there was a Grant, too. Never mind my Swan's Crossing rambling.
 
2012-11-10 05:07:09 PM  
Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

www.thekickisgood.com
 
2012-11-10 05:07:41 PM  
1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..
 
mjg
2012-11-10 05:08:43 PM  
www.toysyouhad.com

Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.
 
2012-11-10 05:11:24 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.


didn't we all,

ah nostalgia, just found where the 12 year old boy has been sneaking off with the sears ads for the lingerie dept

/told him if me makes a mess, clean it up and don't leave it for mom
 
2012-11-10 05:28:15 PM  
First half of the 80's was the most awesome period of toys ever.
 
2012-11-10 05:30:51 PM  
Link is slow. I feel inconvenienced. Can I sue Fark.com?
 
2012-11-10 05:38:12 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x607]

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!


Hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure the inbred-looking kids were not included.

/bazinga!
 
2012-11-10 05:38:48 PM  

gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..


Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.
 
2012-11-10 05:40:04 PM  
This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.
 
2012-11-10 05:45:01 PM  
Ahhh the sears catalog. When I was a kid in the '80s I'd check the mailbox everyday when it got closer to Christmas until it showed up. I figured Santa mailed it out as some sort of guide.
 
2012-11-10 05:45:02 PM  
rhiannon: gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.


You know you need to get off my damned lawn when 1992 is ancient history to you.
 
2012-11-10 05:46:46 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.


Dafaq?
 
2012-11-10 05:51:48 PM  
My grandmother actually gave me that poker game to keep me entertained on the plane ride home. Mom was not amused.

/same grandmother also gave me tamogatchis
 
2012-11-10 05:54:24 PM  

loonatic112358: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

didn't we all,

ah nostalgia, just found where the 12 year old boy has been sneaking off with the sears ads for the lingerie dept

/told him if me makes a mess, clean it up and don't leave it for mom


you told him to clean up YOUR mess? Ewwwww
 
2012-11-10 05:55:33 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: KiwDaWabbit: This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.

Dafaq?


Sucks, huh?
 
2012-11-10 05:56:48 PM  

calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*


I like you. People of no idea how annoying that is.
 
2012-11-10 05:57:52 PM  
Looks like that site is pretty farked already.
 
2012-11-10 05:58:33 PM  

SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]


I have that fighter jet. It still has the removable seats as well, but the parachutes that came with it have long since been destroyed.
 
2012-11-10 05:58:44 PM  
God, I remember waiting for the new Sears catalog every year for Christmas so I could see all the new toys. Brings back memories. Then again, it was a few years before the 92 catalog.
 
2012-11-10 05:59:53 PM  

mjg: [www.toysyouhad.com image 400x281]

Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.


Looks awesome. I wanted one of these

web.eecs.umich.edu 

Which took off too many appendages so it became this

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-10 06:02:45 PM  

dofus: Link is slow. I feel inconvenienced. Can I sue Fark.com?


I wouldn't sue Drew, he wins every time.

BTW, Site is farked.
 
2012-11-10 06:03:32 PM  
Best Christmas toy ever. I had the trailer too. Proper training for Mars rover drivers:

www.plaidstallions.com
 
2012-11-10 06:04:33 PM  
Site should be unFarked momentarily. Upgrading server/memory right now. Been years since I've had to do that. Power of Fark!
 
2012-11-10 06:05:42 PM  
I never got my damned X-Wing fighter.
 
2012-11-10 06:08:53 PM  
I have to say, reading his little CSB about the Super Scope, all I could see what what would have happened to me if I had been stupid enough to tell my parents that ANY gift I was going to be given on Christmas "wasn't enough". I think I'd have gotten to watch them take all my presents, unwrap them, show them to me, and then load them into the car, and take them to the local shelter or something. Most likely wouldn't have gotten anything for the next Christmas or two after that either. My mom and dad can hold a grudge.
 
2012-11-10 06:13:51 PM  
scenteddemented.com

toy
 
2012-11-10 06:14:41 PM  
In 1992 I was 17 and was playing with this.
i135.photobucket.com

I would still love to have one these sets Smash Up Derby
 
2012-11-10 06:15:20 PM  

kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.


aristocrats, were ya?
 
2012-11-10 06:17:10 PM  

NeoCortex42: Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.


Indeed.
 
2012-11-10 06:17:27 PM  

devildog123: I have to say, reading his little CSB about the Super Scope, all I could see what what would have happened to me if I had been stupid enough to tell my parents that ANY gift I was going to be given on Christmas "wasn't enough". I think I'd have gotten to watch them take all my presents, unwrap them, show them to me, and then load them into the car, and take them to the local shelter or something. Most likely wouldn't have gotten anything for the next Christmas or two after that either. My mom and dad can hold a grudge.


I believe 1992 was the year we had a christmas tree made out of construction paper and only got socks and dollar store type stuff as presents so that entire section kinda made me want to punch the writer through the internet. I seriously hope he's apologized to his mom.
 
2012-11-10 06:17:35 PM  

strapp3r: kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.

aristocrats, were ya?


Army playthings/Canadian playthings.

/exclusive rights given and received.

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year..

whips, chains, etc just for fun....
 
2012-11-10 06:20:35 PM  
site worked fine for me..

and... ugh... 1992?.


y'all made me old.

never got my Big trax... think geek put it back out for a while, but it was smaller, and no trailer.


what I did get was OMNIBOT biatchES!!! still have Omni.. and he is operational.
 
2012-11-10 06:20:39 PM  

List fails without:

www.usmilitariaforum.com


/Probably an earlier year toy, though.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-10 06:21:28 PM  

strapp3r: [scenteddemented.com image 491x741]

toy


Reported.

kidding
 
2012-11-10 06:22:42 PM  

OhioKnight: First half of the 80's was the most awesome period of toys ever.


Hush, child.
 
2012-11-10 06:24:45 PM  

Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.


The moment I saw the layout and writing style I knew it looked familiar. Another one for the bookmarks. Too bad it's on such a crap server tho.
 
2012-11-10 06:27:21 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: OhioKnight: First half of the 80's was the most awesome period of toys ever.

Hush, child.


Honestly, anywhere in the very late 70s up through 1989 would work.
 
2012-11-10 06:29:01 PM  

NeoCortex42: Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.


I can't tell you how many hours my brother and I put into that game as kids (especially making really annoying songs) in a small apartment. My poor mother.
 
2012-11-10 06:29:25 PM  

Onkel Buck: In 1992 I was 17 and was playing with this.
[i135.photobucket.com image 260x302]

I would still love to have one these sets Smash Up Derby


I had that set plus another one that had a VW Bug. Think the Bug one was matched with a pickup. Hard to remember. They were fun, but not as fun as they looked on TV.
 
2012-11-10 06:30:42 PM  

strapp3r: [scenteddemented.com image 491x741]

toy


I'd send them all my money if I could make a wish come true.
I just wish I was that man on page six-oh-two.
 
2012-11-10 06:35:06 PM  

Matt XE: Site should be unFarked momentarily. Upgrading server/memory right now. Been years since I've had to do that. Power of Fark!


Sorry about that, Matt. 
 
2012-11-10 06:36:00 PM  
No way. Missed it! :)
 
2012-11-10 06:36:44 PM  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


I think my dad still has some of those in his house.
 
2012-11-10 06:43:12 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: OhioKnight: First half of the 80's was the most awesome period of toys ever.

Hush, child.


1989 happens to be my favorite Christmas...I got the best present that year.

:>
 
2012-11-10 06:50:49 PM  

SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]


I desperately wanted that, even though it was bigger than my bedroom.

I did, however, have this:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-10 06:53:29 PM  
Admittedly, it was the 80s, but all of my wishes when I was a kid could be found in here:

i.ebayimg.com

Specifically, the WWF figures:

www.planetforce.com

Am I the only one who remembers that they had THE BEST selection of WWF figures in their catalogue... BUT THEY WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!!!

/still traumatized
//sniffle
 
2012-11-10 07:02:34 PM  

willyfreddy: Admittedly, it was the 80s, but all of my wishes when I was a kid could be found in here:

[i.ebayimg.com image 225x300]

Specifically, the WWF figures:

[www.planetforce.com image 800x601]

Am I the only one who remembers that they had THE BEST selection of WWF figures in their catalogue... BUT THEY WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!!!

/still traumatized
//sniffle


Don't know about the WWF figures but that was my favourite store and catalogue way back when. Write the number on the card and have them get it for you. All shopping should be like this.
 
2012-11-10 07:02:52 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-10 07:03:30 PM  

stevenbdjr: SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]

I desperately wanted that, even though it was bigger than my bedroom.

I did, however, have this:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x603]


Dude, I remember that. Mine (or what's left of it) is still in a box somewhere in my parents' house.
 
2012-11-10 07:09:43 PM  
I had (and maybe still have in a box somewhere) the scanner on the left side. The only thing you needed to get other than that was a book of frequencys from Radio Shack. My parents were (and still are) Police Radio junkies, and I have gotten a lot of still working scanners off them. The trick is just knowing what the area police/fire/ambulance frequencys are.
 
2012-11-10 07:15:44 PM  
My daughter was born in 1992.

I remember, however, 1980, I got a Han Solo Ken. The best gift I ever got. The next year I wanted a C-3PO. They didn't have them anymore. :(

I also remember a Match Box kit. It was like a half circle suitcase, that when opened, had a little town in it for my cars. I played with that quite a bit, as well.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:19 PM  

SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]


I remember that beauty was $99. Seemed like sooo much money.

img96.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-10 07:22:40 PM  

willyfreddy: Admittedly, it was the 80s, but all of my wishes when I was a kid could be found in here:

[i.ebayimg.com image 225x300]

Specifically, the WWF figures:

[www.planetforce.com image 800x601]

Am I the only one who remembers that they had THE BEST selection of WWF figures in their catalogue... BUT THEY WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!!!

/still traumatized
//sniffle


I remember those places - you had to fill out a stupid form and wait in line for 30 mins, only to find out they were sold out of that item. Terrible business model IMHO, but cheapskate parents loved 'em because SAVINGS!!!
 
2012-11-10 07:24:24 PM  

Podna: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 241x320]


Relative of mine had the whole Ghostbusters toy line: the Firehouse, Ecto, all the guys, etc. Needless to say, I was mad with jealousy about it all. Last I saw of the Firehouse and Ecto when visiting years and years ago, they were algae covered blobs floating in their pond. Probably still there buried in the mud. Kid never was smart enough to figure out how to play with anything for more than thirty seconds that wasn't a video game and grew up even dumber. What a waste of good toys. 

/Wonder if I could justify finally buying myself an old set now and not renege on being an adult-ish person.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:29 PM  
Wow, I really really wanted that crayon fish tank too. At the time I had a crayon activity table and chairs and tried convincing my parents that it matched. Alas, they didn't think that keeping a giant tank of water on top of a kid's activity table was a good idea.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:35 PM  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


I had a dozen or so of them, they contained my COMPLETE(as complete as could be at the time without the discovery of a half dozen or so serial parts in later years) collection of Doctor Who episodes off PBS from what was left of the 1st Doctor up through the 7th Doctor episode "Survival". And then we had a tree fall on part of the roof during a hurricane and destroyed all those tapes. Hundreds of hours, gone...
 
2012-11-10 07:26:41 PM  

stevenbdjr: SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]

I desperately wanted that, even though it was bigger than my bedroom.

I did, however, have this:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x603]


I had his big brother, Fortress Maximus.
i74.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-10 07:28:00 PM  

rhiannon: gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.


Thank god there's another old person here. I spent my childhood looking at the late 60's, early 70's Wishbooks....
 
2012-11-10 07:28:10 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: willyfreddy: Admittedly, it was the 80s, but all of my wishes when I was a kid could be found in here:

[i.ebayimg.com image 225x300]

Specifically, the WWF figures:

[www.planetforce.com image 800x601]

Am I the only one who remembers that they had THE BEST selection of WWF figures in their catalogue... BUT THEY WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!!!

/still traumatized
//sniffle

I remember those places - you had to fill out a stupid form and wait in line for 30 mins, only to find out they were sold out of that item. Terrible business model IMHO, but cheapskate parents loved 'em because SAVINGS!!!


I have nothing but good memories about that store we went to, and your experience cannot take that away.
 
2012-11-10 07:29:59 PM  
Article should load OK now. Thanks for your patience. :)
 
2012-11-10 07:31:15 PM  

Matt XE: Article should load OK now. Thanks for your patience. :)


Glad to see your writing again, I wasted hours at work reading XE.
 
2012-11-10 07:32:06 PM  

BadReligion: Matt XE: Article should load OK now. Thanks for your patience. :)

Glad to see your writing again, I wasted hours at work reading XE.


*you're*.
 
2012-11-10 07:34:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x607]

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!


The boy's or the log cabin?
 
2012-11-10 07:35:55 PM  

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Podna: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 241x320]

Relative of mine had the whole Ghostbusters toy line: the Firehouse, Ecto, all the guys, etc. Needless to say, I was mad with jealousy about it all. Last I saw of the Firehouse and Ecto when visiting years and years ago, they were algae covered blobs floating in their pond. Probably still there buried in the mud. Kid never was smart enough to figure out how to play with anything for more than thirty seconds that wasn't a video game and grew up even dumber. What a waste of good toys. 

/Wonder if I could justify finally buying myself an old set now and not renege on being an adult-ish person.


I had the Ecto andthe guys, I used to have parties on the roof with that Captain Planet villain who was radioactive he would sunbath on top....
 
2012-11-10 07:36:40 PM  
Handheld Video Poker Game! ($39.99)
dinosaurdracula.com

Holy Fark !!! I thought this was like a $5 item! When I was in college, a new instructor had our class for her first class... At the end of it, she was very thankful we didn't "torture" her and said said some of us made it very easy to teach. She bought everyone (there were only like 12 of us taking the evening class; some economics thing I can't remember the name of) something and she got me one of these things; still have it and still works. Buddy started razzin` me about then.. then he got flat out pissed off when she gave him a baby bottle of that powdered candy (he threw it in the trash on the way out lol).

And, I agree (and would STILL enjoy having one of these that worked good).. best present in its day; always begged for one and wound up with f'n blankets and sweaters.
www.plaidstallions.com
 
2012-11-10 07:55:23 PM  
FTA: "I'm sure the Bumpers' box featured severe cautions about doing virtually anything with them."

Yea right, this was before people sued for getting hurt by products without a specific warning. Hurt yourself? It was your own damn fault. A couple years down the road might have made companies get all crazy with the warnings because of the McD coffee fiasco.

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


We had two that looked exactly like that, I forgot about that thing.
 
2012-11-10 08:12:05 PM  
Anyone remember those dark red/maroon cap guns they sold back in the 90s? The ones that looked prettu much goddamn real? Who made those?
 
2012-11-10 08:17:43 PM  

BadReligion: stevenbdjr: SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]

I desperately wanted that, even though it was bigger than my bedroom.

I did, however, have this:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x603]

I had his big brother, Fortress Maximus.
[i74.photobucket.com image 470x283]


I still have both of these on a shelf in my living room. Unfortunately I never acquired Metroplex' nemesis Tripticon :(
 
2012-11-10 08:19:16 PM  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


My husband still has 4 of these stocked with VHS movies recorded off the tv, complete with mid-90's commercials that are more interesting than most of the movies. I was just giving him crap the other day about why they are still sitting in a corner of the bedroom taking up space.
 
2012-11-10 08:22:42 PM  
I had one of these as a hand-me-down. Even in the 80's this was pretty awesome.
www.eliwhitney.org

Mom got me a new one, the Meccano sets that were re-branded since the 90's, but compared to the classic Gilbert sets, they're just crap. All plastic and flimsy flat steel.
 
2012-11-10 08:25:39 PM  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]



I think my dad had one of those, and another similar looking one for his cassette tapes.
 
2012-11-10 08:25:55 PM  
One of my all time faves:
www.kidzgifts.co.uk

Little Loader In Action
 
2012-11-10 08:33:36 PM  
I wanted this when I saw it in the toy catalogs, I didn't get it but a short while later I went to an estate sale and was ecstatic, not to mention I got it for a few dollars. I also found an awesome teenage mutant ninja turtles skateboard that I bought.

www.thekickisgood.com
14.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-10 08:43:54 PM  
Also, these wooden train sets have been around forever. I don't know why I didn't ask for one as a kid, I loved trains. I still play with these things every time I see one.

www.littlekidstuff.com
 
2012-11-10 08:58:50 PM  
Who in the farking world got that Poker game? Boy, that person would become a online poker-holic later on.
 
2012-11-10 08:59:23 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.


Cleavage was enough for me.
 
2012-11-10 09:03:41 PM  
My dad had one of those police scanners. The best part was, in those days, home wireless phones were unscrambled and broadcast on easily snooped frequencies. I learned a lot of shiat about our neighbors.
 
2012-11-10 09:05:17 PM  

frunjer: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

Cleavage was enough for me.


s.ecrater.com

The Sears ads were just the PG Swimsuit Issue
 
2012-11-10 09:38:27 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.


yup
 
2012-11-10 09:52:27 PM  
wtf? Why are we acting like 1992 was a long time ago? It was more or less just yesterday. My childhood memories from the late 60s and early 70s actually seem like a while ago.
 
2012-11-10 10:11:11 PM  

Onkel Buck: In 1992 I was 17 and was playing with this.
[i135.photobucket.com image 260x302]

I would still love to have one these sets Smash Up Derby


That looks like the solid brass Proto-pipe Santa left me all those years ago. I loved that thing.
 
2012-11-10 11:00:14 PM  
In my day, we were lucky to get pages from the Sears Catalog as wrapping paper for our gifts, which usually consisted of odd pieces of metal our step-dad found on the road on his way home from the night shift, or pinecones with beads glued to them. "Rhinestone pinecones" my mom would call them. And dirt. Stockings filled with dirt. "Sand from Hawaii" they'd call it, but we knew it was dirt from the yard.
 
2012-11-10 11:13:58 PM  

Ima4nic8or: wtf? Why are we acting like 1992 was a long time ago? It was more or less just yesterday. My childhood memories from the late 60s and early 70s actually seem like a while ago.


My memories were tied to the... I guess 1983 Sears Wish Book.

Boy, that wasn't just "nostalgia". I had strange feelings of "want" and "marvel" that I could scarcely understand- "want" doesn't feel this way anymore. The photoshoots they did were quite unique, I gotta say. And just one neat thing after another.

And it brought back all those memories of those lame color Vacuum Fluorescent Display games at Radio Shack. They had dozens of them, and I'd play all through them for awhile until the Radio Shack guy comes over and says "hey kid this isn't an arcade". I wasn't the type to call him a dick, I felt guilty, like scum after that. Pretty toys I wasn't worthy to touch...
 
2012-11-10 11:21:21 PM  
www.miniarcade.com

I did have the Donkey Kong and PacMan of these.

I remember being told I was irritating my parents. I didn't get it. I was told to turn it down, but there was no volume on that thing.

NOW I understand, turns out it had THE MOST IRRITATING SOUNDS IMAGINABLE..
 
2012-11-10 11:31:29 PM  
Oznog
I was always jealous of the kids who got to do those photo shoots. In my mind they got to play with all of those damn toys all day while people took their pictures.

/bastards
 
2012-11-10 11:36:44 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

The absolute best of XE was Mare Winningham during the Advent Calendar!!!
 
2012-11-11 12:05:03 AM  
My grandmother had that exact Draw Poker game.

I used to play with it when I was a kid over at her house and bored senseless because there was nothing else to do there.
 
2012-11-11 12:05:08 AM  
TheMega


Handheld Video Poker Game! ($39.99)


holy crap! that bring back memories! my grandma had two of these, i think later models, from 1995 or so.

I suck at poker, but it sure was fun.
 
2012-11-11 12:07:01 AM  
1992-was-20-years-ago.jpg
 
2012-11-11 12:19:15 AM  
... Where the f**k did I put my Draw Poker game, anyway? :-(
 
2012-11-11 12:41:37 AM  

End_Of_Line: Oznog
I was always jealous of the kids who got to do those photo shoots. In my mind they got to play with all of those damn toys all day while people took their pictures.

/bastards


Models are paid hourly, so it's not all day - more like an hour or two. But yes, unless there's a particular photo they need, they basically give the toy to the kid and tell them to ignore the photographer.
 
2012-11-11 12:46:23 AM  

kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.


What do you mean "Didn't everyone?" I still have two of them on a shelf in my living room. I also have two of the 4 Track Cassette versions on a shelf in my bedroom.
 
2012-11-11 12:52:14 AM  
My grandparents had one of those poker games. I rocked out a Royal Flush one time and was too afraid to touch any buttons for fear of not getting all of my winnings so I left it to count up for what seemed like ages until I heard the "We're in the money" melody.

Grandpa had lost it all by the time I came back to visit.
 
2012-11-11 01:13:54 AM  
My favorites were dino riders, GI Joe, and Lego's. I remember when one of my friends parents got them this for Christmas:
www.panelsonpages.com

I hated him so much for it!
 
2012-11-11 02:34:30 AM  
I these two joe vehicles when I was a kid and they were awesome. I remember wanting my cousin's hovercraft unit so bad I'd stepped on a kittens if it meant I'd get one.

www.yojoe.com

gremlindog.com

Toys now days don't quite celebrate war like they did back in the 80s, which is a crying shame.

I also remember playing with these bad-mama-jamas.

27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-11 02:48:15 AM  

dennysgod: SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]

I have that fighter jet. It still has the removable seats as well, but the parachutes that came with it have long since been destroyed.


I'm jealous, I use to have that F-14, thing was huge too.
 
2012-11-11 02:53:26 AM  
Still one of the better table top games, looked and played so much like the original:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-11 05:17:05 AM  
As a 7 year old in 1992 I don't think I ever did look through the Sears wish Book, but I do remember commercials for most of those gifts. But man, many of those toys on that list were what my dreams were made of, especially the Metal Leo, the mutating ninja turtle toys, and that American Gladiator set.

At some point me and my brothers did get a Tic Tac Toss game, but the beanbags were much more fun to throw at each other than into the playing area.
 
2012-11-11 10:49:11 AM  
I used to love the Sears and Service Merchandise catalogs when I was a kid. You could take the shipping weight and weigh your wrapped gift and figure out what you got without tape slicing or other more juvenile methods like shaking. I told my mom about it years later and she thought it was pretty clever for my little butt :) She also gave me the SAME set of Lego Technics (Yellow go cart thingy) 5 years in a row lol, because Santa has a failing memory ;) Good times.
 
2012-11-11 01:44:40 PM  

End_Of_Line: Oznog
I was always jealous of the kids who got to do those photo shoots. In my mind they got to play with all of those damn toys all day while people took their pictures.

/bastards


I was on a board game once in the early 80s. If I recall correctly, the shoot didn't take more than 30 minutes.
 
2012-11-11 02:25:16 PM  
Had the Big Trak, thought it was a pain to program. Was cool for it's day though.
 
2012-11-11 02:38:12 PM  
Sadly, Swan's Crossing is on my limited "saw every episode of" list.
 
2012-11-11 09:40:45 PM  
The Super Scope story makes me sad because I can remember doing spoiled bratty things like that. As far as gifts one year when I was around 8 I think my uncle bought me a model car, the Dukes Digger, because he knew I loved the show and model cars. Well when I opened it I not only acted disappointed but downright disgusted. I shouted about how it was stupid because there was no Dukes Digger car on the actual show (it was like a hot rod Model A or something I think). That was so many decades ago and I still feel horrible about that, he clearly took the time to pick out something he thought I would love and I acted like a total douche which was unusual for me. I don't know why I acted that way.
 
2012-11-11 10:02:55 PM  
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2012-11-12 07:43:13 AM  

wellreadneck: Onkel Buck: In 1992 I was 17 and was playing with this.
[i135.photobucket.com image 260x302]

I would still love to have one these sets Smash Up Derby

That looks like the solid brass Proto-pipe Santa left me all those years ago. I loved that thing.


That is indeed what it is!
 
2012-11-12 08:06:02 AM  

BadReligion: stevenbdjr: SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]

I desperately wanted that, even though it was bigger than my bedroom.

I did, however, have this:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x603]

I had his big brother, Fortress Maximus.
[i74.photobucket.com image 470x283]


I had both. :D
 
2012-11-12 11:56:47 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: mjg: [www.toysyouhad.com image 400x281]

Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.

Looks awesome. I wanted one of these

[web.eecs.umich.edu image 640x480] 

Which took off too many appendages so it became this

[s3.amazonaws.com image 450x342]


HOLY shiat I had that!!!!
My grandfather found it a yard sale. That thing kicked ass, made a bird house with it.
/the fair-housing-commity did not condemn it
 
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