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(Daily Mail)   Steven Johnson, 24, broke into a home early Thursday morning and helped himself to an extravagant dinner of steak, clams, shrimp, and crab legs and washed it down with coconut rum and vanilla vodka before escaping with a box of Klondike bars   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Klondike, drills, Klondike bars, Petraeus  
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2012-11-10 11:56:11 AM  
4 votes:
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
2012-11-10 07:18:45 PM  
1 vote:
From now on a rash of food related burglaries should be known as "Steven Johnson Syndrome"
2012-11-10 07:18:03 PM  
1 vote:

NobleHam: Who just keeps steak, clams, shrimp AND crab-legs in their fridge? Isn't one or two at a time enough?

You poor people crack me up!
2012-11-10 02:52:03 PM  
1 vote:
coconut rum and vanilla vodka

Any butt plugs with that?
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