Mugato: coconut rum and vanilla vodkaAny butt plugs with that?
you have pee hands: I read it as Steven Jackson and was needless to say extremely disappointed.
NobleHam: Who just keeps steak, clams, shrimp AND crab-legs in their fridge? Isn't one or two at a time enough?
FlyingLizardOfDoom: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Pants full of macaroni!!: FlyingLizardOfDoom: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?I would cross the street for a Klondike Bar!
BigLuca: From now on a rash of food related burglaries should be known as "Steven Johnson Syndrome"
superchump: Pants full of macaroni!!: FlyingLizardOfDoom: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?I would cross the street for a Klondike Bar!Would you....would you kill a man?
martid4: Mmmm, vanilla vodak.
Your Average Witty Fark User: martid4: Mmmm, vanilla vodak.You're a farking idiot.Props to subby for spelling it correctly.
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