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(Sun Sentinel)   Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free, then impersonates Jesus Quintana in his mugshot   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 02:52:42 PM  
Originally Epcot was EPCOT for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.

/I miss the Walt Disney Dream Machine.
 
skankboy
2012-11-10 03:07:23 PM  
Tell us more, Professor!
 
Kibbler
2012-11-10 03:10:59 PM  
Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-11-10 03:11:38 PM  
It's a small cell after all.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 03:11:59 PM  

AirForceVet: Originally Epcot was EPCOT for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.

/I miss the Walt Disney Dream Machine.


That's turned into Disney Celebration. And it's a scary Stepford Wives little community.

Nice movie theater though.

But EPCOT? Why break into EPCOT? Sure, unlike the other parks at least you can drink there but you'll be broke before you get a buzz on. At least wait until they finish the Tron ride.
 
Tom_Slick
2012-11-10 03:13:03 PM  
I know the Wine and Food Festival is fun, and Sam Adams Chocolate Bock is good but impersonating a federal officer is Federal PMITA time.
 
Apos
2012-11-10 03:14:49 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

"Amateur."
 
gaslight [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 03:16:54 PM  
Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?
 
Apos
2012-11-10 03:18:50 PM  

gaslight: Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?


Criminals have always been a brazenly idiotic lot.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-11-10 03:25:11 PM  

gaslight: Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?


I think it all flies under the rationale: "If you're going to fark up, you might as well go big or go home."
 
bopeuph
2012-11-10 03:30:04 PM  
Disney's security is super tight. You can't do much without getting caught. Don't know how a Floridian didn't know this.
 
jaybeezey
2012-11-10 03:30:19 PM  

Kibbler: Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.


That creep can roll...
 
Kibbler
2012-11-10 03:35:23 PM  

jaybeezey: Kibbler: Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.

That creep can roll...


Yeah, well, you know...that's just like, your opinion, man.
 
LordOfThePings
2012-11-10 03:39:29 PM  
Authentic badges? We don't need no steenkin' authentic badges.
 
rooftop235 [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 03:43:38 PM  
I am sitting in a convention at Disney world resort in Orlando at the moment. This is funny. I should probably pay attention to the conference.
/Something about layoffs and trained monkeys doing our jobs.
 
Fark Rye For Many Whores
2012-11-10 04:11:31 PM  
www.trademarkia.com
 
Bijin
2012-11-10 04:14:57 PM  
Toby Ziegler has really hit hard times since President Bartlett left office, hasn't he. Toby, Toby, Toby.
 
Tenatra
2012-11-10 04:23:07 PM  

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x297]

"Amateur."


DiCaprio doesn't have the face to portray a young Abagnale but I came here to reference the same guy.

/his book was pretty awesome though :)
 
Godscrack
2012-11-10 04:37:50 PM  
What a genius way to expose a ridiculous $100 admission to Disneyland.
 
zippythechimp
2012-11-10 04:49:42 PM  
Going next week, can't wait.
 
nicklenick
2012-11-10 05:37:04 PM  
Eight year olds dude eight year olds.
 
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh
2012-11-10 07:04:05 PM  
Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free...

That's a mighty specific impersonation. He probably should've stopped at "Federal Officer" if he wanted to fool anyone.
 
Bob The Nob
2012-11-11 02:37:40 AM  
What's a pederast, Walter?
 
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