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(Sun Sentinel)   Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free, then impersonates Jesus Quintana in his mugshot   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 24
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2012-11-10 02:52:42 PM
Originally Epcot was EPCOT for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.

/I miss the Walt Disney Dream Machine.
 
2012-11-10 03:07:23 PM
Tell us more, Professor!
 
2012-11-10 03:10:59 PM
Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.
 
2012-11-10 03:11:38 PM
It's a small cell after all.
 
2012-11-10 03:11:59 PM

AirForceVet: Originally Epcot was EPCOT for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.

/I miss the Walt Disney Dream Machine.


That's turned into Disney Celebration. And it's a scary Stepford Wives little community.

Nice movie theater though.

But EPCOT? Why break into EPCOT? Sure, unlike the other parks at least you can drink there but you'll be broke before you get a buzz on. At least wait until they finish the Tron ride.
 
2012-11-10 03:13:03 PM
I know the Wine and Food Festival is fun, and Sam Adams Chocolate Bock is good but impersonating a federal officer is Federal PMITA time.
 
2012-11-10 03:14:49 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

"Amateur."
 
2012-11-10 03:16:54 PM
Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?
 
2012-11-10 03:18:50 PM

gaslight: Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?


Criminals have always been a brazenly idiotic lot.
 
2012-11-10 03:25:11 PM

gaslight: Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?


I think it all flies under the rationale: "If you're going to fark up, you might as well go big or go home."
 
2012-11-10 03:30:04 PM
Disney's security is super tight. You can't do much without getting caught. Don't know how a Floridian didn't know this.
 
2012-11-10 03:30:19 PM

Kibbler: Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.


That creep can roll...
 
2012-11-10 03:35:23 PM

jaybeezey: Kibbler: Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.

That creep can roll...


Yeah, well, you know...that's just like, your opinion, man.
 
2012-11-10 03:39:29 PM
Authentic badges? We don't need no steenkin' authentic badges.
 
2012-11-10 03:43:38 PM
I am sitting in a convention at Disney world resort in Orlando at the moment. This is funny. I should probably pay attention to the conference.
/Something about layoffs and trained monkeys doing our jobs.
 
2012-11-10 03:46:16 PM
Who pays $100 to get into any theme park?

Okay it's $89 for a single day ticket, but either you live close enough that you have a year pass, you are a Florida resident that lives close enough that you spend a few weekends a year there to have a year pass, or you are traveling from out of state on vacation where you are there for at least 4 days and have a multi-day ticket.
 
2012-11-10 04:11:31 PM
www.trademarkia.com
 
2012-11-10 04:14:57 PM
Toby Ziegler has really hit hard times since President Bartlett left office, hasn't he. Toby, Toby, Toby.
 
2012-11-10 04:23:07 PM

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x297]

"Amateur."


DiCaprio doesn't have the face to portray a young Abagnale but I came here to reference the same guy.

/his book was pretty awesome though :)
 
2012-11-10 04:37:50 PM
What a genius way to expose a ridiculous $100 admission to Disneyland.
 
2012-11-10 04:49:42 PM
Going next week, can't wait.
 
2012-11-10 05:37:04 PM
Eight year olds dude eight year olds.
 
2012-11-10 07:04:05 PM
Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free...

That's a mighty specific impersonation. He probably should've stopped at "Federal Officer" if he wanted to fool anyone.
 
2012-11-11 02:37:40 AM
What's a pederast, Walter?
 
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