FARK.com: (7427703) As befits their exalted status, a TSA baglooter/groper gets a larger annual uniform allowance than a US Marine lieutenant gets...for a lifetime. I feel safer already, knowing that I'll be felt up by somebody who looks sharp

		As befits their exalted status, a TSA baglooter/groper gets a larger annual uniform allowance than a US Marine lieutenant gets...for a lifetime. I feel safer already, knowing that I'll be felt up by somebody who looks sharp (washingtonexaminer.com)		7
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skinink		2012-11-10 11:36:41 AM

3 votes:

Why would the TSA officers need a uniform allowance, when they can just wear the clothes they steal out of the bags?

Deep Contact		2012-11-10 12:26:53 PM

2 votes:

Son, I'm here to tell you that you'll have to pay for a new uniform.
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violentsalvation		2012-11-10 02:32:49 PM

1 votes:

I don't think a Marine lieutenant will be stuck a lieutenant for a lifetime, or even a career.

Azlefty		2012-11-10 12:24:55 PM

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maxheck: So what does a US Marine Lieutenant get?

A Gunny who politely tells him he is a dumbshiat.

Snarfangel		2012-11-10 12:21:49 PM

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maxheck: So what does a US Marine Lieutenant get?

Something for shooting, and something for fun.

Nick Nostril		2012-11-10 11:50:56 AM

1 votes:

Have you seen the price of jackboots lately?

95629		2012-11-10 11:36:02 AM

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The pilots that they're checking going through security have an annual uniform allowance of $0, commonly.

Something is wrong here. Guess its easy to spend money when its taxpayers'.

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