ArcadianRefugee: Pfft. Far creepier:
Old Man Winter: I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.
Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have... her orifices filled in?
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