HoratioGates: The best part is she doesn't expect much in your pants!
ChubbyTiger: Old Man Winter: I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.This is the best CSB ever. Ever.
Icetech3: Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....
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