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(Huffington Post)   Growing up, you always wished you had a real, live Barbie doll. Well she's alive, although it's creepier than you think   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 90
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2012-11-10 11:43:25 AM  
She can't be real, the tube top pic clearly demonstrates she has nipples. Barbie doesn't have nipples.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 11:55:54 AM  
Is that what's known as sharp knees?

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-11-10 12:00:59 PM  
I like this 12 minute montage of her doing her makeup. If I had to spend 12 minutes doing that stuff I'd kill myself. The fact that the 12 minutes was a montage is even scarier.

She looked pretty good before the makeupping started though.
 
2012-11-10 12:09:49 PM  
www.lifelounge.com.au

This woman looks more realistic.
 
2012-11-10 12:13:18 PM  
www.eurokdj.com
 
2012-11-10 12:22:51 PM  
Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?
 
2012-11-10 12:24:14 PM  
I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

megomuseum.com
 
2012-11-10 12:38:27 PM  
Man, she would have been great in the real doll thread.
 
2012-11-10 01:05:41 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have... her orifices filled in?


Probably on a nightly basis.
 
2012-11-10 02:13:45 PM  
I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.
 
2012-11-10 02:28:56 PM  
Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....
 
2012-11-10 02:30:09 PM  
No, I just grew up hoping that Aqua would be sent to the salt mines for that song.
 
2012-11-10 02:31:45 PM  

Icetech3: Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....


yup
 
2012-11-10 02:32:04 PM  
NOPE!

img17.imageshack.us

THERE SHE IS
 
2012-11-10 02:33:44 PM  
Jesus lizard. She looks like a Boy Toy doll.

/ except this one warms herself to operating temperature
 
2012-11-10 02:34:12 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?


Go on...
 
2012-11-10 02:34:23 PM  
I thought that was the anime chick at first.
 
2012-11-10 02:36:39 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?


Does Little Baby Tender Love have a plastic pussy? Of course she did.
 
2012-11-10 02:37:30 PM  
I'd fist her like an angry god!
 
2012-11-10 02:40:42 PM  
Purty to look at but man, the maintenance.
 
2012-11-10 02:40:52 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/no, really, have two
 
2012-11-10 02:42:08 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NOPE!



THERE SHE IS


Her waist has to be photoshopped. That's not right.
 
2012-11-10 02:42:34 PM  
As a true, bona-fide heterosexual male... I must confess... some of those pictures of her were downright creepy. I don't know if I could have sex with her. Some of the ones in the middle, where her eyes weren't made up so strangely, weren't too bad. But overall... shew
 
2012-11-10 02:44:24 PM  
showing this to my wife, she says "she looks a lot like Katie, just with bigger boobs"

//in my head I thought "huh...I know Katie...I should see if we could all go to the beach sometime..."
 
2012-11-10 02:47:31 PM  
Can I store her out of the way someplace when I don't want to play with her?
 
2012-11-10 02:50:22 PM  
I'd keep her in the closet with the rest of my toys.
 
2012-11-10 02:51:38 PM  
She should enter Face Off.
 
2012-11-10 02:51:52 PM  
All well and good, but does she have "Made in China" tattooed on her backside? Realism must be verified for this to be believed. Also... See Willyfreddy's post.
 
2012-11-10 02:54:48 PM  
Imagine the Military Grade chit you would have to put up with.
Epic Grade, actually.
 
2012-11-10 02:58:02 PM  
There is nothing creepy about her. I would fark that shiat out of that.
 
2012-11-10 02:58:14 PM  
She seems naturally pretty, but does all this make up and photoshop which just makes her look creepy and not attractive.
 
2012-11-10 02:58:26 PM  
To avoid the creepy sensation, just imagine you're banging a Real Doll instead of a real live human who looks like one.
 
2012-11-10 02:59:59 PM  
image.spreadshirt.com 

No on
 
2012-11-10 03:01:20 PM  
Creepy? I dunno, I think she's pretty hot!
www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2012-11-10 03:01:30 PM  
Pfft. Far creepier:

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2012-11-10 03:03:09 PM  
Gotta be honest

www.treasurenet.com
 
2012-11-10 03:04:13 PM  
hawt.
 
2012-11-10 03:04:46 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

[megomuseum.com image 540x484]


Holy crap that brought back a flood of memories.
 
2012-11-10 03:05:29 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

[megomuseum.com image 540x484]


Ah, the memories are flooding in.
 
2012-11-10 03:09:18 PM  
What a waste of a hottie. What's wrong with your face?
 
2012-11-10 03:09:41 PM  
It would be hell scrubbing all of that makeup off your family jewels.
 
2012-11-10 03:10:57 PM  

Mark Ratner: I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.


^^^^^This. Bound to be the dullest bang ever. Crank up the A/C and make her stay real still.

And she's going to age well too. Either yearly plastic surgery or lock down ward stays. Or both.
 
2012-11-10 03:17:08 PM  
Ugh.
 
2012-11-10 03:17:43 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: It would be hell scrubbing all of that makeup off your family jewels.


No it wouldn't.
 
2012-11-10 03:23:24 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.


Probably because she'd already gone Big Jack.
 
2012-11-10 03:24:50 PM  
the professional photos look a little touched up, especially her skin, more plastic looking than the slideshow at the bottom (real pics).

/and, what do you bet there's a guy out there who's a realistic 'Ken' doll ? those two could hook up and make fake plastic children.
 
2012-11-10 03:25:17 PM  
She looks more like a Real Doll then a Barbie Doll.
 
2012-11-10 03:25:39 PM  
I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.
I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.
 
2012-11-10 03:25:43 PM  
Anatomically correct?
 
2012-11-10 03:26:39 PM  

Therion: [www.lifelounge.com.au image 467x700]

This woman looks more realistic.


I take it that's a "realdoll" or whatever?
 
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