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(Huffington Post)   Growing up, you always wished you had a real, live Barbie doll. Well she's alive, although it's creepier than you think   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 90
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2012-11-10 03:28:09 PM
oldnewsissoexciting.jpg ...?


/meh
 
2012-11-10 03:28:19 PM

Therion: [www.lifelounge.com.au image 467x700]

This woman looks more realistic.


What's really creepy is you're right.
 
2012-11-10 03:30:14 PM

IamAwake: Therion: [www.lifelounge.com.au image 467x700]

This woman looks more realistic.

I take it that's a "realdoll" or whatever?


"I...I think that's what they're...or was it...no, it's Real Doll. Right?"

*shifty eyes*
 
2012-11-10 03:32:02 PM

Ima4nic8or: There is nothing creepy about her. I would fark that shiat out of that.


I'm sure I would too, but man... I'd try to convince her to tone it down and put a hoodie on first.
 
2012-11-10 03:32:11 PM

IamAwake: I take it that's a "realdoll" or whatever?


Through Google's translation for internet speak: "How did they get pictures of my realdoll?"
 
2012-11-10 03:34:28 PM
Damn, this is gonna be uncomfortable walking around all day with this boner.
 
2012-11-10 03:36:53 PM
Barbie? Are you feeling ... pliable?
I don't sweat, I don't even perspire.
And Barbie's like an innertube, she never gets tired.
 
2012-11-10 03:39:05 PM
Anastasiya Shpagina

Hehe, "shpagina."
 
2012-11-10 04:12:55 PM
Damn, this is gonna be uncomfortable walking around for 2 minutes with this boner.
 
2012-11-10 04:20:38 PM
www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-11-10 04:24:29 PM

Old Man Winter: I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.
I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.


This is the best CSB ever. Ever.
 
2012-11-10 04:42:09 PM
I would hit that, like the fist of an angry god, with or without makeup. I would also take many, many pictures with my mobile just to gain major bragging rights. *nod*
 
2012-11-10 05:09:43 PM
Oh god! Burn it! Burn it with fire!
 
2012-11-10 05:30:52 PM
it's like she's purposely trying to enter the uncanny valley.
 
2012-11-10 05:33:49 PM
i.huffpost.com 
"And then after we make love I will consume your soul to feed the brood"
 
2012-11-10 05:35:41 PM

ChubbyTiger: Old Man Winter: I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.
I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.

This is the best CSB ever. Ever.


+1

This post deserves some sort of MVP award.
 
2012-11-10 05:37:53 PM
AutumnWind:

She seems naturally pretty, but does all this make up and photoshop which just makes her look creepy and not attractive.

She's WAY too skinny. As unattractive as too fat.
 
2012-11-10 05:54:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NOPE!

[img17.imageshack.us image 450x615]

THERE SHE IS


Okay I give up. I've stared at that pic for 5 solid minutes and I cant figure it out. Is that a real doll or a person? Another question, does that fact I cant tell mean real dolls are really realistic or people are really fake.
 
2012-11-10 06:08:12 PM
OK, if there were ever a situation calling for rule 34 this would be it but I am dissapoint.
 
2012-11-10 06:09:14 PM
Ooh extra point as that was post #69.
 
2012-11-10 06:17:22 PM
she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When ]b]she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'

I'm the 1st? Farkers.I am disappoint.....
 
2012-11-10 06:18:24 PM

quatchi: Purty to look at but man, the maintenance.


Yep. I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-10 06:29:47 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

[megomuseum.com image 540x484]


Well yeah, that's because Big Jim was gay. The dude was a bear. You should have given him G.I. Joe.
 
2012-11-10 06:56:22 PM
Yes, but does she still both holes down there. inquiring minds want to know.
 
2012-11-10 07:03:52 PM

Theory Of Null: Yes, but does she still both holes down there. inquiring minds want to know.


She can't still both holes; it's called a movement for a reason.
 
2012-11-10 07:09:14 PM

dwade: The Stealth Hippopotamus: NOPE!

[img17.imageshack.us image 450x615]

THERE SHE IS

Okay I give up. I've stared at that pic for 5 solid minutes and I cant figure it out. Is that a real doll or a person? Another question, does that fact I cant tell mean real dolls are really realistic or people are really fake.


Naturally thin body + tightlacing + huge set of fake boobs + other less obious more minor procedures + weird makeup = human barbie.
 
2012-11-10 07:21:55 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Pfft. Far creepier:


sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com

Come play with us
 
2012-11-10 07:54:56 PM
Whats amazing to me is that some people actually think she looks better after she applies all that makeup....not to mention the huge fake boobs. She was probably hittable before all that, if you can stomach the Audrey Hepburn waste that is. Pretty strange culture we live in...beauty is not what it used to be.
 
2012-11-10 08:36:29 PM

The One True TheDavid: AutumnWind:
She seems naturally pretty, but does all this make up and photoshop which just makes her look creepy and not attractive.
She's WAY too skinny. As unattractive as too fat.


She had some ribs removed. Yes, you can do that.
 
2012-11-10 08:38:39 PM

Summa cum loudly: Whats amazing to me is that some people actually think she looks better after she applies all that makeup....not to mention the huge fake boobs. She was probably hittable before all that, if you can stomach the Audrey Hepburn waste that is. Pretty strange culture we live in...beauty is not what it used to be.


I wouldn't say she's prettier with the makeup, but it turns me on in a way her less made up look doesn't. I think you're blurring the distinction between "beautiful" and "sexy". In pure aesthetic terms a lot of us find her uncanny and the makeup overdone, but we'd nevertheless knock the bottom out of that thang given half a chance. I wanna fark her condomless so I can feel her disease (come together). I wanna fark her until she's picking my sandals out of her crack and I've got to work my way back out of a fallopian tube.

That said, however far out of my league she is in her looks, I don't think it would take long to get tired of hearing her.

And Audrey Hepburn waste is a acquired taste. Few of us can stomach it. You make a tea of it, like civet coffee.
 
2012-11-10 09:13:29 PM
The best part is she doesn't expect much in your pants!

Finally, being endowed like a Ken Doll is going to pay off!

(Actually, I find her disturbing and creepy and absolutely boner killing.)
 
2012-11-10 09:38:24 PM

HoratioGates: The best part is she doesn't expect much in your pants!


A wallet would probably be expected.
 
2012-11-10 10:17:17 PM
Has her Adam's apple has been Photoshopped out? Because all the women I've seen with this much artifice to them had a Y chromosome in common.
 
2012-11-10 10:23:59 PM

WI241TH: ArcadianRefugee: Pfft. Far creepier:

[sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 300x221]

Come play with us


Hell no.
 
2012-11-10 11:50:23 PM
Doll makeup, big eye contacts, mascara on both upper and lower to enlarge eye, probably rib removed(very lean people usually do not have that kind of definiton) Probably breasts implants.

well, i guess she's got the plastic down....
 
2012-11-11 12:19:46 AM
I have a puzzling boner right now.
 
2012-11-11 12:37:43 AM
Without the stupid eye makeup she is amazingly farking hot and I would penis her till my dick started to smolder.

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She just has a naturally thin waist and is sucking in her gut. My wife does the same exact thing because it makes her boobs look huge.
 
2012-11-11 02:27:13 AM
And they wonder why their birthrate is dropping?
 
2012-11-11 03:24:24 AM
I don't see why people think she looks like a Barbie doll. The main thing that is Barbie-like is her small waist to her large boobs. Her face looks nothing like Barbie, and really doesn't even look like a doll. She's just perfected a makeup technique that make her eyes look bigger without those stupid contacts that Japanese people wear for the same purpose.
 
2012-11-11 11:02:19 AM
If you look for authenticity in a 21st-C. female, you're probably either single or a chubby chaser.

As for me, she makes me realize what put the restless in G.I. Joe's pants:

Link
 
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